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Penelope Cruz is Bikini-tastic

Penelope Cruz is Bikini-tastic

Bikini-clad Penelope Cruz relaxes in a crystal clear pool on the island of Ibiza in the Mediterranean Sea (in Spain) on Friday.

Later in the day, Penelope was just spotted at Ibiza airport. She is due to film the new Woody Allen-directed flim in Barcelona alongside Scarlett Johansson and Javier Bardem.

Just yesterday, we saw her younger lookalike sister Monica in a bikini on the beach with her boyfriend Paolo.

More pictures inside of Penelope looking bikini-tastic…

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47 Comments

# 1
every man gets a turn @ 07/20/2007 at 12:04 pm

Now that is a flat life-less @ss.No back what-so-ever.Still fug with the over-bite. Who is she wanking now,such a ska-nk.

# 2

2nd wtf??? this hoe has a BMW BODY MADE WRONG!!

# 3

She looks great, she has a nice body. Still I’m rather dissapointed that I ruined 90 minutes of my life last week by watching her movie Bandidas.

# 4

2ND…WTF THIS HOE HAS A BMW.BODY MADE WRONG..JUST JARED YOU ARE AN IDIOT IF U THINK SHE HAS A NICE BODY…LOOK AT HER LOVE HANDLES, NO ASS AT ALL, FAT STOMACH, AND A FACE THAT LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE KIDS WITH DOWN SYNDROME…IM SICK OF YALL PUTTING THESE WHITE GIRLS ON HERE WITH NO SHAPE… JUST CAUSE THE HOE IS SKINNY DOES NOT MEAN SHE HAS A BIKINILICIOUS BODY FOOL!! PUT A WHITE GIRL WITH A CUTE SHAPE LIKE…JESSICA ALBA AND BEAL…THIS DONT MAKE NO DAMN SINCE!!GOT MY BLOOD PRESSURE ALL HIGH AND ****!!

# 5

For someone who has a rather voluptuous figure, Penelope’s ass is oddly MIA.

# 6

Ibiza isn´t near of Spain, it´s Spain. It´s an island, a Spanish island like Mallorca, Menorca y Formentera. All of them with Ibiza are the Islas Baleares. Spanish all of them.

# 7

WHY DO YOU KEEP PUTTING THESE WHITE HOES ON HERE WITH PALE NASTY SKIN, WITH NO SHAPE..SHE HAS BMW ALL OVER HER..LOOK AT HER FAT BACK, BIG STOMACH, AND THE NO ASS AT ALL SYNDROME…HER FACE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE KIDS WITH DOWN SYNDROME…U R AN IDIOT JUST JARED..PUT WHITE GIRLS WITH CUTE BODIES LIKE…JESSICA BIEL OR SCARLETT JOHANESSON, OR JESSICA SIMPSON AT LEAST//THIS HOLLYWOOD HOE IS A MESS…GET IT TOGETHER FOOL

# 8
AmberSwearengen @ 07/20/2007 at 12:34 pm

Jared, I love you, but Ibiza is not NEAR SPAIN but IN SPAIN. ;)

# 9

WHAT BODY DOES THIS HOE HAVE???SHE HAS A FAT BACK, NO ASS AND A PARANA FACE…YALL WHITE HOES ARE DUMB!!JARED U ARE AN IDIOT IF U THINK THIS ***** HAS A BODY…PUT BEYONCE PICK UP THATS A BODY FOOL

Thanks, AmberSwearengen!!! (:

First of all, what is the need for posting in all caps? Are you screaming? Chill.

Believe me, I’m not a Penelope Cruz fan and cringe every time I hear her speak, but she looks like an everyday person in a bikini - which is fine. Give her a break! Perhaps actresses in Europe don’t feel the need to spend 6 hours a day in a gym or pilates class and get breast and butt implants.

she’s ugly I don’t like her

Gotta say it she has absolutely,positively not even a smidgen of azz there. Where’s the BEEF? A straight long azz board. Look at the photo #2 and #4 of her walking she is built*straight down* not a bump. She has large breast,flat azz to thin legs, fat gut and luv handles on the side,same shape as her sister, except her sister has a few lbs on her,both have no azz.
The face check out the #8 photo of her over sized nose and buck teeth. I hope you are just joking.
She does go from man to man.Woody the ‘perv’ Allen,senile old sicky. I hope her english has improve I barely understand her unless I listen very closely,,she is a horrid so called actress. Not Spain’s finest.

***** U CHILL OUT #11 YO WHAT U A WANNA BE HIP OR SOMETHING?? ANYWAYZ #13 U AND ME FEEL EACH OTHER THAT HOE IS A HOT ASS MESS AND A HOE…SHE S SLEPT WITH DIDDY, PHARELL, KANYE, IM SURE OTHER RAPPERS IN THE GAME..I HOE SHE TAKING TIME OFF TO FIND OUT Y SHE IS A HOE…ANYBODY DONT AGREE..

[~Famous~] @ 07/20/2007 at 1:08 pm

where’s her ass?

I love her pooper. Nothing less than amazing it is. It´s no Cam Diaz ass, but it´s a very very nice one as well. Wonderful !!!

congratulations.. there is no cellulite on her ass..

penelope lackin 4 some backin @ 07/20/2007 at 1:25 pm

That’s cuz she has NO AZZ!!But look closely near the left leg there’s stretch marks or something. She is shaped like a guy in the back.I can IRON on her. BUTTA-A-FACE!!For Real Though!

she has such a huge overbite she looks like she´s having a mustache

I don´t like the Spanish girls in general but when they have such a tidy and tight pooper I absolutely love them.

inhirnamy137 @ 07/20/2007 at 1:51 pm

Why is it attractive to have a pancake butt?

that is not pancake butt, she has a pair of toned and beautiful buns with enough beef to bring Africa through the winter. YES !!! Wonderful !!!

“pancake butt” lol

Yeah, I’m surprised about that. Usually Latinas have bigger butts than most.

I have the same bikini as penelope is wearing. Yeah!

JESSICA_ALBA_IS_FUG @ 07/20/2007 at 2:20 pm

@ #17

She has no cellulite because she has NO asss!!

That is the most unattractive, FLAT asss woman.. This is “HOT”??

try going to Brazil, The caribbean and you would see what a real asss is supposed to look like!

A PERSON’S BACK AND ASSS SHOULD NOT BE AT THE SAME INCLINE…

Laalaa - which kind of bikini is it? Wonderful !!!

She looks awsome :D as always!

Pop Crunch [23] She is not latina, she is from Spain, located in Southern Europe :)

As a side note im a latina and I dont have a big ass.

¡Happy weekend to you all!
bye :p

She looks awsome :D as always!

Pop Crunch [23] She is not latina, she is from Spain, located in Southern Europe :)

As a side note im a latina and I dont have a big ass.

bye :p

I don’t like her body at all. She looks like a 12 yr old girl with an almost flat bottom. She is far from perfect. I don’t think she is sexy either.

Her bikini is from H&M. I got the same last year in Germany.

Jane Public @ 07/20/2007 at 5:10 pm

She has a figure like a man.

she has nice breasts. but gf has a serious case of noassatall!

My gawd…so many perfect people here…all negatively commenting on Penelope’s body. FFS, people’s bodies come in ALL shapes and sizes, to state the blindingly obvious. And some people frothing bile at their mouths, learn to spell as well; on the other hand, it IS more hilarious to read the garbage they ‘write’ with all the mistakes! :lol: Some of the really negative posters sound like they’re the one person pretending to be different peeps! And yes, yawn, I know you have a right to express your opinion, boring cover-up…why don’t you go ape over-critical about your own bodies then? There’s a great idea! :lol:

Plain, ugly flat a$$. Can’t stand her!!

love her, one of the best spanish actresses ever. was very happy when she was nominated best actress for her movie volver. anyways, she has a great body and she looks as if she’s having a good time.

realmente es guapisima
es una gran estrella y espero que le valla muy bien.
esta semana se incorpora al rodaje de la nueva pelicula de Woody Allen y estoy emocionada.
tengo muchas ganas de verla en accion con Javier y Scarlett.
la nominacion al oscar de este año no ha hecho sino subirla mas arriba dentro del dificil mundo de Hollywood.
respecto a estas imagenes creo que tiene un cuerpo perfecto
¡¡¡ella es perfecta!!
en fin, quien la critica es porque la tiene envidia.
besotes!

Baby needs to lipo the back fat. She’s too young to be getting a roll above her ass, isn’t she? Doesn’t look like she’ll age gracefully.

noasatoll disease! um she’s ugly! she might be spanish but that doesn’t maker her hot. there are hot people everywhere so quit saying just cuz she’s spanish she’s hot!!! so not true!

I KNOW DAMN WELL DIDDY DIDNT TAP THAT FLAT BUTT UGLY FACE GRASHOPPER LOOKING PENELOPE CRUZ. YOU PEOPLE TALK ABOUT BEYONCE, ID RATHER HAVE CURVES WHICH IS WHAT SHOULD HAVE, A REAL WOMAN NOT THESE HOLLYWOOD SLUGS FAKE BUTT WOMEN. THEN THEY WANT TO RUN AND GET BUTT SHOTS OR BUTT IMPLANTS. I READ CAMERON DIAZ IS GETTING SOME NEW TYPE OF BUTT INJECTIONS, WHAT A BUNCH OF JEALOUS A.. WOMEN TRYING TO BE SOME THING YOU ARE NOT. FAKE BOOTYS THAT SEEMS JUST LIKE THAT FAKE A.. HOLLYWOOD.

she is a flat ass bottom line

Who doesn’t like Penelope Cruz body? Oh, how much i’d like to see yours!!!!!

Oh…Cruz! May i touch Your Assss….?

Holy crap, what’s up with all the frikkin hate? What makes any of you fit to judge her and pick her apart? Are you perfect? Doubtful. Just be glad someone didn’t sneak pictures of YOU and post them here for a bunch of s**bags to criticize.

Hold up! You’re right, it’s not perfect… but this is one unbelievably sexy woman. She is fine and always has been. Don’t deny it! She’s way hotter than Cameron Diaz BTW.

OMFG… now that’s FAT! she’s so ugly! i mean… she’s fat as hell, her body is a complete mess! Almost all celebrities i know, are beautiful, like… i don’t know, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba, even Eva Mendes… they’re GORGEOUS! but this, is a fat ugly one… I don’t like her acting at all… so, can please somebody tell me why is she “famous”? She doesn’t even know how to act well…

i am of hispanic origin, with completely european roots -spanish, italian, french (white girl!) and round perky butt seem to be a genetic trait i have inherited. i have heard my grandmother, aunties and my mum tell me about the ideals of beauty they grew up with, and which eras embraced their curvacious butts and which ones didn’t. growing up as an awkward teen i was the butt of many jokes (litterally) because in the 90’s round curvy butts weren’t popular, it was pamela boobs that were.

anyway it wasn’t until jennifer lopez made it popular, thats when the attention i received evolved into somewhat positive. all of a sudden i had a hot ass” “when previously it was a fat one. and it was the same!

anyway my point is every era had its beauty ideals. those women spending money time and effort to fit this ideal will wake up one day realising their real lips or butt is the preference one day. but it will be reversible then.

i adore penelope cruz, and most natural compared to many stars her age. to me she embodies the classic european woman, who is confortable with her body. she is a great actress in her spanish films, and latest woody allen film is phenomenal. i think its her best work so far!!!

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