TomKat’s Beckham Bash

What a freak show. Posh is fugly and now Jada has that same gross style. Tom is a gay midget and somehow they think putting Posh and her gay hubby with them is going to make them celebrities. blech. Go bad to england.

What does Tom have on Will and Jada? Do you think he (scientology) knows they are gay and using the info to get them to do stuff?

Please go easy on Katie. Remember she’s very young and before she married Tom, she was just that girl from Dawson’s Creek. She’s still trying to find her own. Jada and Posh are pros in the game and it’s unfair to compare her to them.

those were very entertaining photos! about victoria and beckham…they look very erm, themselves as usual. but i agree with everyone else- that dress is so wrong for this occasion. compare kate and victoria together…the difference is immense! victoria should’ve dressed herself in something more her age. her dress isn’t bad but it just isn’t right for her age. btw, check out those shoes, they’re killing- ly high!

kate and tom…sigh, i just wished tom was taller. he should be around david or will’s height. oh well, tom will always look like the plain old tom. kate looks nice…she looks really matured in that shocking red dress. as much as i like it on her, its not right for the occasion either. its too elegant for a party. it should be shorter, but not as short as victoria’s. but im liking kate’s hair- it looks funky on her!

jada and will…i think jada looks weird in that dress. its as if she’s trying to impress victoria too hard or something. i also hate her shoes…she should’ve wore pumps. victoria and her almost look like twins. on the other hand, i think will looks cool with what he’s wearing. it isn’t formal like tom or too over-the-top. its will smith style! the trainers aren’t that bad…

Stars For Soccer – Katie and Little Sci
But while Posh befriended the new Mrs Parker, fueling speculation she will guest-star on Desperate Housewives, her true BFF Katie Holmes was doting on the impossibly adorable Little Sci. As you can see, Katie is gorgeous with a tan. Gorgeous. Looks like a 40 year old at Martha’s Vineyard? Yes. But gorgeous nonetheless.

Not so gorgeous – Katie’s dress selection for the Beckham party on Sunday night. Red, strapless, shapeless, cross between beauty pageant, the prom, and Joan Collins circa Dynasty … seriously, for the love of Coco Chanel, what was she thinking??? Not even those beautiful purple Louboutins could save it…to say nothing of her big brother husband, though I’m told he spared us all the Rossum and refrained from “presenting” her this time. FYI: “Presenting Katie Holmes” is the funnest game to play at the office when you need a break. We do this at eTalk all the time. Michelle is the best at the arm flourish – the way Tom ceremoniously, like a world famous conductor, swoops aside all others… try it some time. It’s an art.

But I digress.

The topic is why Katie dresses like ass as soon as the GMD comes home. Coincidence or conspiracy?

David looks amazing but I wish he hadnt shaved his hair again. I was liking the peroxide blonde.

Posh’s shoes are straight off a street walker, gross! Poor Tom looks like he is hanging on to his mom. KATE looks very old for her age.

I enjoyed Angelina’s (32) fashion commentary, it was right on. I also agree with whoever said her dress looked photoshopped in! Its shape just dosn’t seem to go with her body or something. Good for her for never wearing flats even though she’s taller than her hubby though.
BY the way I don’t think the beckham’s putting their hands on each others asses is at all romantic - its desparate. Victoria came out and admitted on that recent interview David cheated on her so I think they go overboard with “please believe us we’re happy” PDA stuff. Believe me, its going to get old real soon. They only just got here. I give them less than a month before everyone is as sick of them as they are of Paris.

ummm….where the hell are any of his teammates!!!o sorry i was delusional and thought he was playing futbol here in the states not be a self absorbed, media hungry git!

The britsh are so happy they have left. They have not made any front pages over here and the media seems to have forgotten then ASAP!

Jada & Will are WEIRD TOO!

Jada is four feet, 10 inches tall in her socks (I worked for an agency that wrangled actors’ clothes to be altered for big events) I’d wager that her shoes in this picture are about 4 inches high, which puts her at about five feet, two inches in this shot. If Tommy-boy isn’t wearing lifts in his shoes, he is approximately five feet, six inches tall. If he IS wearing lifts, I would put his height at five feet, four inches tall.

He “says” he is five feet, nine inches tall…but that’s completely false.

tom and katy are sooooo creepy! i will never stop saying that. it is almost as if he brainwashed katy and made her into a lifeless robot. hottest couple in this pic is def the becks.

Victoria Beckham needs to accept the fact that she is short and simply average looking. She tries WAY too hard to look good. I wonder just exactly how long it takes her to get ready in the morning. What a joke….and talentless to boot!