Cafe de la Brad & Angie

Big thanks to Jared. Greetings to all felow BAMPZS fans.

Off Topic:

There will be another OneXOne fundraising event at the Toronto International Film Festival. This year will be hosted by Matt Damon again. Remember last year Brad Pitt showed up at the same event with Penelope Cruz, Wyclef Jean, Perdo Almodovar & John Legend.

Aside from Matt Damon….Wyclef Jean, Shakira, Richard Gere, Petra Nemcova, Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson, and more will grace the OneXOne 2007 at the Toronto International Film Festival.

Since George Clooney will be attending a premiere of his movie we are expecting George to attend too.

I hope Brad & Angie will make a surprise appearance. Keeping my fingers crossed

124 tina : 07/23/2007 at 7:53 pm

stop giving me an advice and answer my question and i promise i will never comment on your beloved bamzps or howerver you spell it again.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL HAVE A CAREER IN HOLLYWOOD?

SHILOH
OR
ZAHARA

its simple!!!!
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Are you retarded ? You don’t think Zahara can have a career in hw because she’s black? They both could have a Hw career if they want it because they are both Brad and Angelina’s daugheters. HELLO!

124 tina : 07/23/2007 at 7:53 pm

The real question here is: Who let you out of your cell and when will they be putting you back in?

Cliniqua,, you hit the nail on the head.

Ted C has serious issues. Cant a girl have sex with her husband no more without being called names??
He really has the hots for Braddy boy!!!

#60: chanel, they are there on a 2-week vacation. Angie has finished her shoot in Prague so they are taking a much needed family recreation time in the less travelled parts of France.

They will be back in the US on the first week of August so she can shoot in Chicago and after that, Brad has to do his film in L.A.

Nice to see you back again, Chanel.

Is he backtracking? Is that what this is? Oh my….do you guys think someone has pulled the leash on Ted C? Rememeber the Blind Item two (or three) weeks ago about a certain has been gossipist who thinks he’s got the backings of his network to spread rumors about a hollywood power couple but doesn’t know they’re setting him up….something to that effect? Ughh! I can’t remember it all….or what thread it was for that matter. Anyway, do you guys think that has an bearing on Ted C’s new lovey dovey kissy A**sy behavior?

Hey me, I thought Jen Aniston & new imaginary gaybe boytoy Paul are the ones having a heroine bash? I heard Paul is really the big hitter! Truth has to be told…. right, me???

LMAO! I just read all the ted crap and all I have to say is poor haters! they were quoting ted until they were blue in the face and now? now what haters! he changed his theory lol it doesn’t fit the haters hot dreams anymore.

So funny the haters coming here with their “one-line crapola” screaming about their tired *sses about Brad & Angie. if you haters hate them why coming here everyday, the same people, same shitload. Worry not I never get tired but for me posting to thread about people I despise… I just do not want to waste any of my precious time with. Why bother?

144 something is up : 07/23/2007 at 8:29 pm

Now, I assume DWW was referring to Ms. Jay’s lack of bod sustenance (those kiddies runnin’ you ragged, girlfriend?). In fact, I’m almost certain of it. Still the result of the tragic passing of A.J.’s presh mama?
‘Cause surely, Desk W.W. didn’t mean probs with Braddie? Nah, as we reported last week, the kinkiness with that couple is hardly cooling. More latuh.

What a change! correct if I’m wrong but he went from “Brad doesn’t care about angelina.. and angelina is doing drugs” to..”everything is amazing between her and brad and she’s still getting thinner because she’s depressed about her mother dead?

Did I read it right?

Anyone else smells a lawyer making a call for all this sudden change of heart of Ted?

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You’re partially right. Reading between Ted’s very thin lines…He’s sarcasticly hinting that Angie’s problem is NOT kids or grief…but there’s no trouble in her relationship with Brad.

144 something is up : 07/23/2007 at 8:29 pm
Ok, first column of ted, he says that he didn’t call angelina a ****, that he was talking about the past.

Now, from his tuesday column>
Through Thick and Thinner
Before we get to those oh so bitchy babes—as in you, my naughty readers—must report from Desk WaistWatch that Angelina Jolie is getting…even thinner. This I am sorry to report. While at a veddy fancy-butt function here in T-town, DWW, which hangs with the Brangelina camp, whispered back to yours truly:
“It was brought to my attention—again—that Angelina has a problem. It’s worth keeping a very, very close eye on.”

Now, I assume DWW was referring to Ms. Jay’s lack of bod sustenance (those kiddies runnin’ you ragged, girlfriend?). In fact, I’m almost certain of it. Still the result of the tragic passing of A.J.’s presh mama?
‘Cause surely, Desk W.W. didn’t mean probs with Braddie? Nah, as we reported last week, the kinkiness with that couple is hardly cooling. More latuh.

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What a change! correct if I’m wrong but he went from “Brad doesn’t care about angelina.. and angelina is doing drugs” to..”everything is amazing between her and brad and she’s still getting thinner because she’s depressed about her mother dead?

Did I read it right?

Anyone else smells a lawyer making a call for all this sudden change of heart of Ted?
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I think you’re right #144. He’s backing off, while still leaving a whiff of the rancid in the air. He’s gone from inferring it’s Angelina using in some blind item, and saying brad and his ‘people’ don’t care about her and are sabatoging her…to suddenly bringing up her mother dying, her raising her four kids, and Brad schtupping her brains out? Course, he also says he ‘assumes’ the problem the source is talking about is weight….he leaves that out there for a sec, then quickly follows with a “In fact, I’m almost certain of it.” He knows the lawyers are lying in wait.

You’d think it would occur to Ted the c*nt to make a crack about Brad’s sexily working Angie over too much - but he’s too much of a slow queen working at the behest of his jealous beared angry bosses (Peecrust and Baker) to actually write something b*tchily witty like that implies this couple is happy and in love.

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He also has a nice little dig to aniston hehe

Bitchier P.S.: We were thinking maybe Jen Aniston, new Academy member, rallied for The Starter Wife or something, but then we remembered she just joined the Academy of Motion Pictures, a far fancier, invite-only academy. So, really, we’re puzzled.

What does this even mean? I can’t understand it, let alone determine if it’s a “nice little dig” - if anyone can, please explain it to me? For instance, what’s ‘The Starter Wife?’ is it a movie? By “rallied” is he saying he thought she went out for it?? But then he remembers she joined the Academy (1 of 6000 b*tches, some of which are unemployed just like her no talent ass), and he figures the movie is beneath her?? But then he says he’s puzzled….so…ummkay, about WHAT is he puzzled, the stupid sh*t??…that lame stream of consciousness batboy for peecrust needs to get fired STAT, because his sh*t does not make sense, neither is it entertaining…that happens when you’re taking orders from hateful vindictive b*tches threatening your livelihood, I guess.

The tabs and ted will just turn it in to a “she’s so depressed she can’t eat” story. She’s still dealing with the loss of her mom and she’s depressed.

well, duhhh.

It’s strange. I mean first Ted bashes angelina and brad for almost a month then out of nowhere he goes on a week “off” her intern fills for him, and the last day before Ted comes back, she does this item about brad and angie getting busy on his trailer. Fast forward to his monday column, he chooses a long rant email from a fan about angie out of all and he almost retract from his first statement about calling angelina a ****. He could have say much worse but he didn;t, which I find it weird and now, his new fresh column he has this item about angelina’s weight and says he’s sure her weight problem is about her mother’s dead because things with Brad are good.

I bet he got a call about the blind item, and had to change his history that’s why he did all the that^.
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Well, that’s pretty obvious. Something happened because he flip like a pancake, lawyer or no lawyer this guy is a moron. I’m enjoying to see him run scared and change his lies over and over again. He’s worse than Star magazine