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Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Here is your first look at Angelina Jolie in Robert Zemeckis’s animated film Beowulf, which is set for a Nov. 17th release.

The LA Times describes the pictured scene: “Angelina Jolie’s lips look even fuller than usual. She’s emerging naked from a pool of dank cave water, rivulets of gold streaming gently down her body.

“Giiiif meee sonnnn,” she coos, in an Old English accent.

Her flaxen hair is braided down her back in a long tail that slowly undulates and slaps the dark pool around her. She continues to purr enticements about making babies as a virtual camera circles 360 degrees panning around her long limbs and waist. Gold dribbles down her inner thighs past her feet, revealing sharp stilettos merged with bestial hooves.

Beowulf is a hyper violent and highly sexualized tale of the warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) who must slay the monster Grendel (Crispin Glover). Later, Grendel’s mother (Jolie) seduces Beowulf so that she can produce a replacement heir that will allow her to reestablish her dominion over the kingdom. (Hence, Giiiif meee sonnn.)”

SEXY!!!!!

Pictured below: Winstone and Hopkins. The film also stars Crispin Glover, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn (Sean Penn’s wife).

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I work just a few blocks away from the SD Convention Center… I guess I could have gone but I’m not into comics! However, had Angelina been there I would definitely have gone. :-)

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:32 pm

225 - Dhot…..

You are not funny.

Thanks for the thread Just Jared. The animated film Beowulf sounds interesting. The LA Times writeup was very descriptive. I am looking forward to seeing the film. Best wishes to BAMPZS and peace to all.

?????????????? @ 07/25/2007 at 5:33 pm

205 I FORGOT PLEASE LEAVE THE DOG AT HOME, YOU RUN WITH UGLY XXXXX SMOKE A FEW CIGARETES AND HOWL AWAY AT OCEAN ,SHE’S PATHETIC AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. 219??????????

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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hehehe works too

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what happend with ??? and ? and ????

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:35 pm

232 ?????????????? : 07/25/2007 at 5:33 pm
205 I FORGOT PLEASE LEAVE THE DOG AT HOME, YOU RUN WITH UGLY XXXXX SMOKE A FEW CIGARETES AND HOWL AWAY AT OCEAN ,SHE’S PATHETIC AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. 219??????????

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You need to stop siffing paint, it is so bad for you.
Hahhahahahahahahaahhaha

Preggy-Jolie @ 07/25/2007 at 5:36 pm

Whoever wrote that hahahah crap and blamed it on me! You have no life!

African Girl @ 07/25/2007 at 5:37 pm

188 WHY? : 07/25/2007 at 5:00 pm
*bows head in shame*

Oops, so sorry. Bad AG…bad, bad AG,

*Sends self to the timeout corner*

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:38 pm

236 Preggy-Jolie : 07/25/2007 at 5:36 pm
Whoever wrote that hahahah **** and blamed it on me! You have no life!

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I did not blame it on you. What are you talking about????
It was “see” whoever that is.

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:41 pm

233 lane : 07/25/2007 at 5:34 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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hehehe works too

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Cool - how about Hahahahahehehehehe

Elizabeth @ 07/25/2007 at 5:44 pm

224 Preggy-Jolie : 07/25/2007 at 5:27 pm

Lovestoned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VfzKnpEwe0

This is one of the favs i made..:D

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I love this video….one of my favorites!!!!

Cool - how about Hahahahahehehehehe
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how about hahehi?

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:56 pm

239 Elizabeth : 07/25/2007 at 5:44 pm
224 Preggy-Jolie : 07/25/2007 at 5:27 pm

Lovestoned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VfzKnpEwe0

This is one of the favs i made..:D

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I love this video….one of my favorites!!!!

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Wow, I am surprized Brad did trip and fall on his own tongue!

Hahahahahhahehehehhehehehhehehe

Oh - don’t tell anyone that I watched the video cuz the BS will start and then……

Preggy-Jolie don’t throw that water at me. NNNNOOOOOO!

I melting, melting - what a world, what a world!!!!!!!!!!!!

#45 M&M…b/cos no one can depend ur idol”the horse”lyk cliniqua does with jolie.

Hi Cliniqua, and Rica

Here are two interesting and insightful comments from the http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com site.

Apparently these were written in response to a possible “tell all book.”

From: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com

“It is a well known fact in Hollywood that Jen has her”movie career” because she used and abused all of Brad’s network connections. Insiders also know what a self-centered, needy , overly ambitious fake she is. I do not condone cheating etc. but not all divorces/splits are the same. Jennifer basically is reaping what she sowed. Accountability does not seem to be part of her vocabulary or in the understanding by her fans. She mis-represented herself to Brad . He married her thinking she was really the person who her publicist has created, the all-american girl next door. You know the one who wants the white picket fence and a bunch of kids running around? Marriage allowed her what her talent alone could not get her. If she had been so talented she would made to the big screen before her marriage & while she was much younger like so many others. Her husband was an “A” list actor who could open the doors that her lack of real talent had kept shut. Got her a top agent, publicist etc.

“An emotionally neglected spouse, be it male or female is vulnerable to anyone who suddenly pays attention to them. Specially someone like Angie. A 250 watt light bulb to Jen’s 40 watts. She should have been on location with her husband offering the emotional and physical companionship (that he apparently was not getting from Jen. But her career was more important. As I tell my kids, if something (toy etc.) is important and valuable to you; they take care of them. If they don’t they break or they are lost or stolen. Relationships are the same. The divorce has been the best thing for her career that Jen and her publicist have milked for every drop possible. She has been on more covers than ever before. Pity awards and a pity invitation as a presenter to the Oscars. She has a string of movies to her credit and more coming and is much wealthier and famous than she would have ever been without Brad. An no kids to worry and take care of. Boy, she really has it bad doesn’t she? Ask the woman with kids whose husband has died or left for whatever reasons, and is barely making it from pay check to paycheck about how tough poor Jennifer has it.

“The opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference. Jen and her rabid, emotionally stunted fans need to take note from how Brad and Angie react to her. Indifferent.

“Poor Vince, since he and Jennifer have the same agent, will he ever be able to escape? He is stuck until she is ready for it to end.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM”

“Anon ,10.26 am. As a therapist, I have to agree with anon 6:25 am. Hopefully if you were Jen you would have followed through on your marriage vows and maintained emotional and physical intimacy with your husband so that there was nothing missing that someone else could provide. Jennifer has too many skeletons in her closet to write a book.”

WOW Pitt and Jolie are really desperate. Remember the good old days when they didn’t care about the tabloids said and ignored them and just lived their lives. Now they have become like Brad used to with Jennifer. Any bad story they do some more press. He obviously follows the tabloids and the same day that they come out with these stories in in touch and life and style his rep calls US weekly and they run a story in people. WOw PR at work! Must make you guys a little nervous though. WHen the rep calls to say that things are OK it usually means that they are not. REmember him with Jennifer. Deny, Deny, Deny until it happens. Where there is smoke there’s fire. But don’t worry Brad will probably stay with her for the kids sake. No need to be stressing about them splitting up they have a family now and many more kids to come so they will be together forever and ever (or a few years from now when jolie is 40 and he gets a new 25 year old on screen for love scenes!

http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/comicconnews.php?id=873
(Interview at link)
News
Comic-Con ‘07: Exclusive Roger Avary Interview
Source: Ryan RottenJ
July 25, 2007
ShockTillYouDrop.com got a chance to sit down with Beowulf co-writer Roger Avary to talk about adapting the story for the big screen. The anticipated film, directed by Robert Zemeckis, stars Angelina Jolie as Grendel’s mother, Anthony Hopkins as the corrupt King Hrothgar, and Ray Winstone as Beowulf. John Malkovich, Brendan Gleeson, Dominic Keating, Alison Lohman, Robin Wright Penn and Ray Winstone also star. It opens in conventional theaters and IMAX 3D on November 16.

Comic-Con ‘07: Exclusive Roger Avary Interview
Source: Ryan RottenJuly 25, 2007

ShockTillYouDrop.com[click this to see the interview] got a chance to sit down with Beowulf co-writer Roger Avary to talk about adapting the story for the big screen. The anticipated film, directed by Robert Zemeckis, stars Angelina Jolie as Grendel’s mother, Anthony Hopkins as the corrupt King Hrothgar, and Ray Winstone as Beowulf. John Malkovich, Brendan Gleeson, Dominic Keating, Alison Lohman, Robin Wright Penn and Ray Winstone also star. It opens in conventional theaters and IMAX 3D on November 16.

108 CLINIQUA : 07/25/2007 at 4:11 pm

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I read you fanfic and on your blog and it was great i loved…when are you gonna upload more cant wait to read it.

http://www.telegraphindia.com/1070725/asp/opinion/story_8099651.asp

(Interesting interview of AMH and Pakistan- Full article at link. Too long to post for those interested.)

LOOK BACK IN TERROR
- A Mighty Heart gives the US a picture of Pakistan’s problems
Diplomacy- K.P. Nayar

Angelina Jolie is doing to Pakistan what Ben Kingsley did to India 25 years ago. But her effect is the exact opposite of that of the English icon. If Kingsley’s Oscar-winning performance as Gandhi showed India in a new light and drew reverential attention to the Mahatma’s philosophy worldwide, Jolie’s role as Marianne Pearl in A Mighty Heart, a movie about the kidnapping and murder of the journalist, Daniel Pearl, may succeed where New Delhi’s lobbyists engaged to influence the American media and the public have made very limited gains.

Jolie, albeit inadvertently, is drawing the attention of Americans to the mess that Pakistan is with her screen portrayal of Pearl’s widow in the movie, which was released in theatres in the United States of America more than a month ago. And thanks to Hollywood’s mega-machine for publicity, the state of General Pervez Musharraf’s moth-eaten, double-dealing regime is finally dawning on both ordinary Americans and the country’s intellectuals.

Why else would Foreign Policy magazine, founded by Samuel Huntington and published by the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, have carried an interview with Jolie as the main story on its web portal in the same week that it ranked Pakistan in the 13th place in a print edition cover story on “failed states”? Or why would Newsweek have put Jolie on its cover and carried a slew of articles on Pakistan, including a column by the Indian-American, Fareed Zakaria, entitled “The Real Problem with Pakistan”, which also focusses on A Mighty Heart?

I know you won't answer but? @ 07/25/2007 at 6:21 pm

sam why do you come here

247 angelah
Great minds think alike.

LOVE ANGELINA @ 07/25/2007 at 6:23 pm

250 DHot : 07/25/2007 at 6:18 pm
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So…UH..whats his/her name? The guy/girl that broke your cold-heart. I wanna listen. Look for all the people like you, I can be shoulder to cry on, I can teach basic human emotions to portray so have an actual social life.

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