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Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Here is your first look at Angelina Jolie in Robert Zemeckis’s animated film Beowulf, which is set for a Nov. 17th release.

The LA Times describes the pictured scene: “Angelina Jolie’s lips look even fuller than usual. She’s emerging naked from a pool of dank cave water, rivulets of gold streaming gently down her body.

“Giiiif meee sonnnn,” she coos, in an Old English accent.

Her flaxen hair is braided down her back in a long tail that slowly undulates and slaps the dark pool around her. She continues to purr enticements about making babies as a virtual camera circles 360 degrees panning around her long limbs and waist. Gold dribbles down her inner thighs past her feet, revealing sharp stilettos merged with bestial hooves.

Beowulf is a hyper violent and highly sexualized tale of the warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) who must slay the monster Grendel (Crispin Glover). Later, Grendel’s mother (Jolie) seduces Beowulf so that she can produce a replacement heir that will allow her to reestablish her dominion over the kingdom. (Hence, Giiiif meee sonnn.)”

SEXY!!!!!

Pictured below: Winstone and Hopkins. The film also stars Crispin Glover, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn (Sean Penn’s wife).

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FINALLY JEN FANS REALISE BRAD WILL NEVER GO BACK TO THEIR IDOL

648# i know i was thinking about that but then i had to say something cuz coop is an idiot who doesnt have anything good to say but anyway ill ignore everyhater out there…..

so is brad the producer of dirty tricks and why r we talking about something that will happen in 2008 forget about this film and lets talk about brad and angie togather not the platrow cheated on brad thing..cuz thats just sad abd boring

650 says,that should be send to us liesly tab rag,because they say angie was unhappy about AMH because it did not do fine.the tabs are so stupid,i donot know why people continue to buy them

642 the hell? : 07/26/2007 at 10:58 am
Next week, however, the Simple Life star will finally come out of hiding for an interview with Diane Sawyer. In three segments set to air August 2nd on Good Morning America and August 3rd on Good Morning America and 20/20, Sawyer will finally have the opportunity to ask Richie on our behalf, “What is going on with you?!”

Diana sawyer has lost all my respect. why in the world nicole deserves so much attention? grrr
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Three segments? Boy, oh boy, how the mighty have fallen! Diane Sawyer used to be a top notch journalist, interviewing the likes of Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, the Clintons, the Bushes, but is now reduced to interviewing Nicole Richie, who really has done nothing noteworthy except be known for her eating disorder and being BFF to Paris Hilton. Tsk tsk tsk!

Angelina Depressed Over Her Film Flop
Thursday July 26, 2007

Box office numbers can be a real bummer. According to a source close to Angelina Jolie, 32, the actress is “devastated” by the audience rejection of her movie A Mighty Heart (it has earned just $9 million).

“She poured her heart into the story and can’t believe people don’t understand how important it is,” the insider tells Us Weekly in this week’s issue.

Helping to lighten her mood: a vacation in France with Brad Pitt, 43, and their four kids.

The whole clan is staying at a $13,818-a-week rental manor in Marthon, which boasts a swimming pool and private theater.

(Family friend Mariane Pearl, whom Jolie played in the film, was seen joining them.)

Says an insider, “Brad and Angelina wanted to get away from everything, and France is a great place to do that.”

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I buy it! the poor thing.

yeah we want some fan fiction its fun and it pisses the haterzzzzz offf the hook…lolz lolz lolz :D

they think that brad is the same as when he was with ex..hello!!! he has kids no matter what happen they will always be in touch…which makes haterz situation worse when it comes to them..who knew they will have kiddies..lolzzzzz

Janis Min and her imaginary sources…. B&A planned their vacation waaaayyy before the movie premiered… At the O13 premier Brad said they were going on a family vacation/On TDS, Angie said after Prague she was going to France and that’s what they did, so i don’t see how this is related to box-office…

503 Beowulf Trailer!!! : 07/26/2007 at 1:08 am
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/beowulf/large.html
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omg the trailer looks great!

yeah poor angie , she has brad pitt, kids, and a happy life, great career , beauty, kindness…i feel bad for angie so much some times i just want to hug her…:(

I see trolls are trying to pump up Gweenie now. O’course Gweenie and ex sitcom star have the same agent, the super PRguy Huvane. It is easier to kill two birds with one stone. Pump up Gweenie, the actor desperately in need of a job and the ex sitcom star desperately in need of, well everything. Keep trying. It is fun to read.

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sorry but it was Ryan Murphy who told a magazine, he wanted Brad for the part of Paltrow’s hubby. Ryan Murphy is friends with Brad and also the producer. If Brad wanted to end the speculation he could have done so, but didn’t move a finger.

Brad enjoys the free drama.

Four kids plus Gwynnie’s two plus at least one of their own, what a marvelous thought. What will their child look like? It will be blond, that’s for sure. And blond is always good. Will there be dinners during filming with Brand & Gwynnie & Chris? I hope so. Let us see how porly Gwynneth chose. Let Chris publicly pale in comparison to Brad. Who knows, he might throw in the towel and make it easier for Gwynnie. Wouldn’t that be fabulous? Then Brad would be partially based in NY and that would be terrific!

What did I do to deserve such wonderful news today?

Brad & Gwynnie will star as man and wife in a movie that has Oscar pedigree and is Oscar bait.

Fabulous!

654 says,there is no good journalism right now,all they care about is ratings,that is the same with movies,bad movies are even making more money,it seems that people are no longer looking for quality

I see trolls are trying to pump up Gweenie now. O’course Gweenie and ex sitcom star have the same agent, the super PRguy Huvane. It is easier to kill two birds with one stone. Pump up Gweenie, the actor desperately in need of a job and the ex sitcom star desperately in need of, well everything. Keep trying. It is fun to read.

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sorry but it was Ryan Murphy who told a magazine, he wanted Brad for the part of Paltrow’s hubby. Ryan Murphy is friends with Brad and also the producer. If Brad wanted to end the speculation he could have done so, but didn’t move a finger.

Brad enjoys the free drama.
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Didn’t you know? Huvane control the world.!

brad doesnt even know drama exists…lolz he got that from angie

Brad & Gwynnie will star as man and wife in a movie that has Oscar pedigree and is Oscar bait.

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LMAO! You’re tripping homey! the director is ryan murphy.. enough said.

Please keep the thread positive. Stop posting tabloid stories that are not true.

brad doesnt even know drama exists…lolz he got that from angie

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You must really young or really stupid. You’re not a brad fan for sure.

coop get a scoop of mental retardation medication lolz

Post your own stuff. Don’t spend the whole day answering mundane things. It makes the thread childish.

Top 5 best selling Celeb Autographs online
1.======= ======== £762 ($1524)
2. Tom C £175 ($350)
3. Brad P £125 ($250)
4. Robart D £90 ($180)
5. Michael J £76 ($152)
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Angie came in at £68 ($100) because she gives alot so there is lots and lots of chances of getting one.

Cate Blanchett was already on her way. Same goes for Clive Owen. And Ryan Gosling. And George Clooney!

Big big stars scheduled this year to show their projects at the Toronto International Film Festival and now… even bigger stars. In fact, it’s shaping up to be an Oceans 13 reunion of sorts.

Matt Damon will return to my home town to host the One x One benefit gala on September 9th. Matt hosted last year and his friend Brad Pitt just happened to be in town. Brad made an appearance at the event of course and chances are he will make another one.

Because Brad’s movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford has just been announced as a special presentation at TIFF!!!

George, Matt, Brad…together in Toronto.

sorry but it was Ryan Murphy who told a magazine, he wanted Brad for the part of Paltrow’s hubby. Ryan Murphy is friends with Brad and also the producer. If Brad wanted to end the speculation he could have done so, but didn’t move a finger.
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ITA. This rumor is out for months now and Brad has keep his mouth shut.

STFU…you must be really stupid to think that was actually a fact cuz i was being sarcastic…so stop judging people without even knowing them..i would never say something like that to any one that doesnt do anything wrong..your a mean and stupid person..

Matt Damon will return to my home town to host the One x One benefit gala on September 9th. Matt hosted last year and his friend Brad Pitt just happened to be in town. Brad made an appearance at the event of course and chances are he will make another one.

Because Brad’s movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford has just been announced as a special presentation at TIFF!!!

George, Matt, Brad…together in Toronto.

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Cliniqua will be there again!!!!

Not the whole world, just his two simple-minded clients. I wouldn’t worry about AJ. She can handle herself. The woman has some serious Mojo and BP knows it. Gweenie can’t compete, even in her best days - late 90’s. However, keep the posts coming, fun to read. Whatever they have on their plates, they will manage, keep doing their family things, and keep the jungle-sex rolling. Peace to all. Gotta go workout.

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