Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK
Here is your first look at Angelina Jolie in Robert Zemeckis’s animated film Beowulf, which is set for a Nov. 17th release.
The LA Times describes the pictured scene: “Angelina Jolie’s lips look even fuller than usual. She’s emerging naked from a pool of dank cave water, rivulets of gold streaming gently down her body.
“Giiiif meee sonnnn,” she coos, in an Old English accent.
Her flaxen hair is braided down her back in a long tail that slowly undulates and slaps the dark pool around her. She continues to purr enticements about making babies as a virtual camera circles 360 degrees panning around her long limbs and waist. Gold dribbles down her inner thighs past her feet, revealing sharp stilettos merged with bestial hooves.
Beowulf is a hyper violent and highly sexualized tale of the warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) who must slay the monster Grendel (Crispin Glover). Later, Grendel’s mother (Jolie) seduces Beowulf so that she can produce a replacement heir that will allow her to reestablish her dominion over the kingdom. (Hence, Giiiif meee sonnn.)”
SEXY!!!!!
Pictured below: Winstone and Hopkins. The film also stars Crispin Glover, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn (Sean Penn’s wife).
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727 Shananignz
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I should have said, you reasons are not just lame but also illogical.
732 CINDY IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS,DON’T YOU KNOW THINGS CAN CHANGE,DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY OR YOU WILL GET A ULCER.DOES SHE ASK YOU FOR ANY THING,YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HER PERSONALY TO GET SO WORKED UP,MY GOSH GET A LIFE,THIS IS A FANSITE .
One of the Chicago papers said Wanted will be filming here on the 29th. Anyone know anything about it?
#753 screwywoman IN YOUR DREAMS,YOU ARE WRITING THIS,SO POOR YOU ,WHAT HAPPEN, WAS SOMEONE MEAN TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE KID,WHAT TRAGIC THING HAPPEN TO YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO DRAG ANGIE DOWN, TO MAKE YOUR SELF FEEL GOOD POOR POOR PITIFUL YOU.YOU’RE NOT EVEN WORTH THE DIRT ON SHOES. YOU POOR SOUL.
753 screwywoman : 07/26/2007 at 5:23 pm
No truth to any of this but the truth is relative right? Because you get all your facts from tabloids, those waste of trees rags full of lies and more lies. Why didn’t you know that the former editor of the STAR admitted on tv that the tabs make up the cra* they print? HeHe, and here you are a pround and true ignorant believer of their lies.
Fourth Installment of my fanfic-Its better than reading tabloids or reading haters comments
…Angelina got Shi and Zee up early. Angelina’s security team informed her that there were more than likely photographers outside. Great that will make Jane happy Angelina thought to herself. After Angelina, Shi, and Zee dressed they headed down the stairs. The smell of pancakes perked Zee and Shi right up. They broke away from Angelina and ran into the kitchen. “Good morning my little chicks” Jane Pitt greeted her granddaughters warmly, happy to see them. To Angelina she said “I know you don’t cook so I made my girls a nice hot breakfast.” Jane’s choice of words pretty clear, you don’t cook as apposed to Angelina’s can’t cook. Angelina felt a witty, smart ass comment burning on the tip of her tongue. The old Angelina would have said it…the new Angelina pulled up a chair next to her girls and in a whisper said “I burn everything I put over fire.” Jane placed a plate of pancakes in front of Angelina. Shi and Zee didn’t look up from their plates, neither sensing the tension. “Well how on earth do these kids get a hot breakfast in the morning” Jane Pitt asked as she slid into her sit and began pouring syrup on her pancakes. Angelina smiled at Jane. “Brad usually wakes up early to cook breakfast.” “I guess he had great teacher in that department.” Jane stared at Angelina in disbelief. “William cooks” Jane asked. “Yes ma’am, he certainly does” Angelina couldn’t help but grin at Jane’s shocked face as she took a bite of the pancakes. “These are delicious, Jane.” “Aren’t these delicious girls” Angelina asked Shi and Zee. “These are soooooo good grandma” Zee said. Shi could only nod as she a had a mouth full.
The week passed uneventfully. Angelina had more fun then she thought she would. Brad may have been bonding with the boys, but Angelina was certainly learning about the girls. Angelina, Jane, Shi, and Zee all stood in the backyard. Zee was trying to show them a dance she learned in her African dance class. Angelina was being more then less cooperative. “No mommy your doing it wrong” Zee said. “Put your hands on your hips.” “Like this” Angelina asked placing her hands higher than where they were supposed to be. “No mom, like Shi and grandma have theirs” Zee said. “Like this mummy” Shi’s little voice rang out, trying to be helpful. “Oh no now I see” Angelina said and then she put her hands on her hand. “Nooooooooo mommy” Zee said laughing. “Well maybe I should put my hands here-” Angelina said reaching out for Zee and began tickling the 4 year old. “Noooooo mommy, stop!!!!!!” Zee cried giggling and squirming uncontrolablely. “Do me, Do me!!!!!” Shi called out. Still tickling Zee Angelina reached out and grabbed Shi. The 3 year old was soon gone in a fit similar to Zee. Jane Pitt stood smiling watching the girls with pride. Jennifer had an standoffish nature about her when had come to playing with Brad’s nieces and nephews. Choosing to talk to them rather than play with them. Jane suddenly couldn’t remember Jennifer ever really playing with the children at all. Brad was big kid at heart and this was something she clearly saw them doing together. Jane felt foolish all of a sudden. TO BE CON….
Sorry spunkey I will post the whole thing in a minute. Thanks for reading it. :)
757 LOVE ANGELINA I LOVE IT THAT IS GOOD,I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THE OTHER INSTALLMENT.THANK-YOU.
753 screwywoman : 07/26/2007 at 5:23 pm
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Being this jealous and envious is not healthy. Please seek help.
I am not sure but I think……
727 Shananignz
732 Cindy
737 Anywhoo
752 screwywomen
are the same person……
Clinqua (sp?)……….?????
#739-745 sharon
Thank sharon! Honestly Brad and Angie are just so freaking good-looking together. I want them to work together again, but next time something more serious. Threads about Brad and Angie always dominate the boards.
HEY LOVE IT DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT FOR YOURSELF TO POST THAT YOU WERE WRONG.
592 Love It! : 07/05/2007 at 5:06 pm
I’m not going to read through the entire thread to see if you finally figured this out but do you idiots realize that the Poster JJ put up for Beowulf is of ALISON LOHMAN!! NOT ANGELINA JOLIE!! Sorry girlies, JoLie is not the star of this pic!! nup! Angelina’s character is completely evil. Very funny! Here’s a little snip from Beowulf:
Grendel’s mother appears on the scene, snatches a man away and hurries back to the mere. When it is discovered a man is dead, sorrow is renewed. There is no more joy at Heorot, now that the she-monster has sought “payment” for the death of her son. Yet since she and her son are monsters, the thanes feel little sympathy.
Sounds about right! Anyway, get it straight! That’s NOT Jolie on the Poster. Your man JJ is just desperate
#763: you’re not only stupid, you are an idiot. Read the reports from those who’ve been at the screening and you will know who is who. Why are trolls so crazy stupid? What happens to your brain cells when overpowered by hate and envy?
We all know that ‘Love It’ was incorrect!
Beowulf wallpaper:Grendel’s mom
can’t wait to see it..Angelina looks hot~
Love the Jolie-Pitts family. Can’t wait to see latest pictures & news about them.Good night.
wow BRANGELINA is still alive?
these two are nothing but YAWNERS
im glad they are out of the spotlite
BORING!
bring linsey lohan to her knees please!!
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767 Tom Swift : 07/27/2007 at 4:57 am
yeah right boring?? but you spent a lot of time and effort to look for this site.. click several thread, read all the post and post your boring comment?? hmmmm it’s like you’re GAY but you don’t want to admit it to yourself. YOU are just obssess with these two beautiful people but don’t want to admit yet.. my dear come out of the closet and liberate yourself.. you love them as much as we do LMAO :-)
762 HEY LOVE IT
Sounds about right! Anyway, get it straight! That’s NOT Jolie on the Poster.
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Have you seen Angelah’s response to your idiotic comment.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
and HAHAHA!
#768
How do you figure Im the one who is obsessed? you are the one here defending to *** celebs
this is like the 4th time ive posted here in 6 months, so try again
im simply commenting that these two are incredibly boring now. their hype FINALLY died down.
im not afraid to post which celebrities i like and these 2 are not it
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TOM SWAT ? are u ok? why u keep plugging tht site? does anybody cares? , I DON’T!!! i only care 4 Jolie/Pitt. why are u here on this thread? go find who u like and give ur interesting moronic comments there.now, please GO AWAY PESTER!
Im not plugging **** except maybe your a.s.s.
mthat site is my signature, dont click it if it bothers you.
just because i dont agree with your stupid obsession that Brangelina are the holy gods of the world it doesnt make MY opinion any less than yours, so stfu.
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{{{{{ HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU ALL}}}}
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 23RD WEDDING ANIVERSARY GREETINGS!!
I got a mitsubishi TV 55 inches and a card Thank you for loving me”
Found a video by Bon Jovi-Thank You For Loving Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESOVrc4K3CQ
It’s hard for me to say the things
I want to say sometimes
There’s no one here but you and me
And that broken old street light
Lock the doors
We’ll leave the world outside
All I’ve got to give to you
Are these five words when I
Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn’t see
For parting my lips
When I couldn’t breathe
Thank you for loving me
Thank you for loving me
I never knew I had a dream
Until that dream was you
When I look into your eyes
The sky’s a different blue
Cross my heart
I wear no disguise
If I tried, you’d make believe
That you believed my lies
Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn’t see
For parting my lips
When I couldn’t breathe
Thank you for loving me
You pick me up when I fall down
You ring the bell before they count me out
If I was drowning you would part the sea
And risk your own life to rescue me
Solo
Lock the doors
We’ll leave the world outside
All I’ve got to give to you
Are these five words when I
Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn’t see
You parted my lips
When I couldn’t breathe
Thank you for loving me
When I couldn’t fly
Oh, you gave me wings
You parted my lips
When I couldn’t breathe
Thank you for loving me
TOM SWAT, WACkO….. u don’t hv an opinion, just ur just farting from ur BUTT. ur NOTHING but a butthead UR A USELESS, BEASTLY SICKO WHO NEEDS NEEDS HELP MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY? LOOK AT URSELF IN THE MIRROR AND EXAMINE UR MALFUNCTIONING BRAIN.
grow up, its not like you know brangelina in real life!!
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