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Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Here is your first look at Angelina Jolie in Robert Zemeckis’s animated film Beowulf, which is set for a Nov. 17th release.

The LA Times describes the pictured scene: “Angelina Jolie’s lips look even fuller than usual. She’s emerging naked from a pool of dank cave water, rivulets of gold streaming gently down her body.

“Giiiif meee sonnnn,” she coos, in an Old English accent.

Her flaxen hair is braided down her back in a long tail that slowly undulates and slaps the dark pool around her. She continues to purr enticements about making babies as a virtual camera circles 360 degrees panning around her long limbs and waist. Gold dribbles down her inner thighs past her feet, revealing sharp stilettos merged with bestial hooves.

Beowulf is a hyper violent and highly sexualized tale of the warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) who must slay the monster Grendel (Crispin Glover). Later, Grendel’s mother (Jolie) seduces Beowulf so that she can produce a replacement heir that will allow her to reestablish her dominion over the kingdom. (Hence, Giiiif meee sonnn.)”

SEXY!!!!!

Pictured below: Winstone and Hopkins. The film also stars Crispin Glover, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn (Sean Penn’s wife).

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Hiya Missouri Fan!!!!

sick0's on the LOOSE!!! @ 07/27/2007 at 9:21 am

u do’t like them , but ur on the jp thread, now who’s the real idiot? me who admire these TWO? or the idiot , who whines about them?, ur not only an IDIOT, but a HYPOCRITCAL IDIOT! u can say anything becoz an idiot doesn’t care, no more response talk to an idiot like u!

Missouri Fan @ 07/27/2007 at 9:26 am

776 Yes : 07/27/2007 at 9:18 am

How are you sweetie?
Have you heard from Melissa?

Lol @ you thinking Brangelina gives a sh!t about you

http://diabla.wordpress.com/

Brangelina doesnt give a damn about you

they pay body guards thousands of dollars a month to keep creepy losers like you far away from them

http://diabla.wordpress.com/

Missouri Fan

Thanx for the reply, am doing alright.

Melissa just emailed and she says hi.

No time for her to post or send any emails coz of the fun she is having at the moment.

She says lots of interesting stuff and that she’s just seen one of the best people in the world. It’s a beautiful country with good people she says.

She also said that she misses us so much but she fells like she belong there not LA anymore.

She sounds excited.

Have a good day my love.

Oh, i forgot to mention that i love your posts.

Thanx!!!

The JP’s seen in Cambodia!!!!!!!!!!!

who cares about this movie w/jolie……gerard butler has just made the same tale into a feature film - now that w/be something to see!

Missouri Fan @ 07/27/2007 at 1:12 pm

781 Yes :

I went for a morning walk for 30 minutes.
I’m glad to hear Melissa is feeling she belongs there means she’s enjoying
her vacation. At least she keeps in touch with you>> BFF.
Tell Melissa Hello.

651 Jen nuts : 07/26/2007 at 11:04 am
FINALLY JEN FANS REALISE BRAD WILL NEVER GO BACK TO THEIR IDOL
******************************************************************

You mean it only took them two and a half years? What finally woke them up?

OMFG, this is so damn tired. The Jenhags have finally realized that Brad isn’t going back to X, so they want him to dump Angelina for Paltrow.

Brad and Paltrow are two very different people from what they were when they were a couple. They’ve each gone their separate ways in life and have families of their own. They’re happy with their lives and they are not about to destroy what they have to get back together. I’d be surprised if they are even remotely attracted to each other any more.

Just tell your ugly, has-been idol to get a damn life and get over Brad once and for all. The sooner she does, the better for everybody, you included.

The Real Juli @ 07/27/2007 at 3:02 pm

Jennifer Aniston is so much prettier

GrandaCeeCee @ 07/27/2007 at 4:34 pm

For #747

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx5Xlgvv4ak[/url]

Does anyone have the clip from LA Ocean’s Thirteen premiere where an interviewer is asking BP about AJ’s birthday celebration and was it romantic and he says something like “I’ll just say we do OK in that department” ??

787 The Real Juli : 07/27/2007 at 3:02 pm
Jennifer Aniston is so much prettier
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Are you crazy ?

LOL, she was typing while intoxicated.

789 f : 07/27/2007 at 7:59 pm
787 The Real Juli : 07/27/2007 at 3:02 pm
Jennifer Aniston is so much prettier
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Are you crazy ?
*****

Yes she/he is crazy and under anti-depression medecine, knowing that no hope for X and BP.

From Alba’s thread

You really believed those water contain vitamins ? electrolyte may be ? but vitamins will be diluted in that 500 cc of water and totally loss its effectiveness. the best vitamins came from fruits and vegetables not that dumb water you believed. and why do we need extra electrolyte when you are not dehydrating excessively, too much of Na+ or K- will only overload your kidney. normal tab water is enough when you are sweating on that yoga map or at the gym. I think Aniston and her rep. should have research some scientific data before advertising that dumb water. the water is as fruad as Aniston.

You rock 793, excellent post on the ‘dumb’ water and it’s FRAUD spokeswhore.

Notice Alba went in with the bottle, but came out without it - somebody probably told her, ‘Bish. Throw that sh*t A-WAY, don’t you know, bottled water is destroying the planet, and is a bonafide scam - Pepsi’s just admitted it!! God knows you don’t want to be associated with the TV sit-com hack who can’t get a job except to shill water, are you trying to kill your career you stupid bish!!…Leo DiCaprio is not acting with any bish who totes around plastic constantly - get that through your thick head.’ :lol:

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788 GrandaCeeCee : 07/27/2007 at 4:34 pm
For #747

Does anyone have the clip from LA Ocean’s Thirteen premiere where an interviewer is asking BP about AJ’s birthday celebration and was it romantic and he says something like “I’ll just say we do OK in that department” ??

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Oh how cute, I gotta go watch that!! ‘Okay,’

Charlotte @ 07/29/2007 at 6:57 am

HAHAHAHA!

This done in computer graphics. She only did the voice over and the bluesuit animation.

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