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Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Here is your first look at Angelina Jolie in Robert Zemeckis’s animated film Beowulf, which is set for a Nov. 17th release.

The LA Times describes the pictured scene: “Angelina Jolie’s lips look even fuller than usual. She’s emerging naked from a pool of dank cave water, rivulets of gold streaming gently down her body.

“Giiiif meee sonnnn,” she coos, in an Old English accent.

Her flaxen hair is braided down her back in a long tail that slowly undulates and slaps the dark pool around her. She continues to purr enticements about making babies as a virtual camera circles 360 degrees panning around her long limbs and waist. Gold dribbles down her inner thighs past her feet, revealing sharp stilettos merged with bestial hooves.

Beowulf is a hyper violent and highly sexualized tale of the warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) who must slay the monster Grendel (Crispin Glover). Later, Grendel’s mother (Jolie) seduces Beowulf so that she can produce a replacement heir that will allow her to reestablish her dominion over the kingdom. (Hence, Giiiif meee sonnn.)”

SEXY!!!!!

Pictured below: Winstone and Hopkins. The film also stars Crispin Glover, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn (Sean Penn’s wife).

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hot damn!!!

PLEASE POST THE FIRST LOOK VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!!
ANYBODY!!!

77 From people.com

LOL cute story Poor woman upset at missing her chance to give cpr to papa pitt.

O yeah hags, where did I type that I am Jen lover or fan?? Just another sad pathetic ASSumption from your pea brains.

81 MMMMMM - are you refusing to worship? Dare you say that in the church of Brangeology? Clearly you need some audits. Now read this issue of Hello! with Shiloh’s birth and say 5 Hale Angie’s and you will be absolved.

LOL

can hardly wait to see this pic. WOWser!!!

Mmmmm : 07/25/2007 at 3:15 pm
Playing the only roles she can get .. sexual Ho or a head case. Is her costar married? Lets hope not, otherwise she will have no interest in him and her and Brad can stay together and collect more kids.

Eat a steak and prolly a tick tac .. blah!
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Hmmmm : 07/25/2007 at 3:17 pm
Is her costar married?
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The movie was filmed last year and guess what? HE IS MARRIED AND SHE DIDN’T STEAL HIM! OMG! CALL THE UN!
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SERIOUSLY Mmmmmm, Hmmmm or whoever the f-k you want to call yourself get a life. You must have a sad lonely existence to type you sh(T then change you name and ask the same stupid question.SAD, SAD , SAD. Do you crave attention that badly? I would not insult people with mental illness, by putting you in that catagory, because I know a few people who suffers from mental illness who are smart, intelligent, and productive people. I think you problem goes far beyond mentall illness, but if you need help please don’t be afraid to admit, ask, and committ to getting help; because something is seriously wrong with you girl. Denial is a serious thing. Everyone loves a success story, and i’m sure you can be one if you make a serious and committed effort to get up off the couch, move away from the computer and try doing something worth while with your time. All this hate is not normal or healthy. I’m sure if you open you door, go outside and get some fresh air, maybe go see a good move (I recommend A Mighty Heart), you will see that there is more to life than hating on the Jolie-Pitts. Try it and let me know how it worked out. O.K.

81 right… : 07/25/2007 at 3:46 pm
81 MMMMMM - are you refusing to worship? Dare you say that in the church of Brangeology? Clearly you need some audits. Now read this issue of Hello! with Shiloh’s birth and say 5 Hale Angie’s and you will be absolved.

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Hey, right… & MMMMMM - you too are so funny today. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.

Regarding the character’s significance in the original poem: Grendel’s mother is kinda the middle portion. The deaths of Grendel & mother come early in protagonist’s life…I believe the big-deally-oh battle was toward the end of Beowulf’s life…he slays a dragon after a brawl which, if we were to find a modern comparison would be something like Neo fighting Smith @ the end of the Matrix trilogy. If we want to use the Matrix comparison for a minute longer, the killing of Grendel’s Mother is a turning point not unlike the moment Neo starts to see things “in code” at the end of that one movie: important, but not the end…

Jolie’s scenes should be SUPER cool, though, because Grandel’s mother:

1. Goes on a bloody rampage in the castle after the King celebrates killing her son

2. Drags Beowulf to the bottom of a lake to her magical “Cave-Lair” whe he beheads her with her own sword (that supposedly no man is able to lift)

So, yeah, even though she’s not the Dragon in the story, her part has epic possibilities and it should look pretty cool, CGI–wise…

79 leni
LOL cute story Poor woman upset at missing her chance to give cpr to papa pitt.
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I giggled at the part too. Funny story and it seems like they all had a blast, fall and all.

73 67 Yo! : 07/25/2007 at 3:36 pm
you slept with Brad?
>>>>>>

I wish…Opps did I say that out loud! Ok, I typed it. Whatever.

Thank You @ 07/25/2007 at 3:52 pm

77 From people.com : 07/25/2007 at 3:38 pm
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Thanks for the link. Cute article. I think there’s quite a few of us who wished we could give Brad some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. :wink: I’m sure Angie gave him a nice massage later that night. :-)

83 Roxy

Hey chic dont bug out on me, call up Jon and tell him off. He is the one that claims his daughter is unstable and needs help. Oh yeah and she has said it too. She is most like her role from Girl Interupted, that girl was mentally challenged .. so if you think Angie doesnt have issue’s I would say denial right back atcha!

Now move on fruitcake .. you are boring.

PS I am not hmmmmm

87 I wish

get in line.

:lol:

Mmmmm-Who are you kidding. Please you do live on thid site. I see you are starting to believe you own lies. You do crave attention. I think the regular posters on here knows how twisted you are.

91 julia : 07/25/2007 at 3:55 pm
87 I wish

get in line.

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I am in line but, I don’t like the fact that there are hundred thousand woman in front of me. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Also starring Dominic Keating :) I can’t wait to see it.

HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE A JP FAN @ 07/25/2007 at 3:58 pm

Please do not make Anistons thread popular with hits.
Or RELEVANT.
SHE IS UP TO 250 something HITS.
If you do go there, DO Not sound to rude please..
I know her fans DESERVE Negativity posts,,BECUZ OF THE ***** THEY BRING TO OUR BEAUTIFUL ANGELINA & BRAD &CHILDREN threads.
But we support our JP threads with thousands of hits, lets not help X by supporting hers. Dont give X hits,,SHE IS NOT RELEVANT!THANKS.JP’S.

The line for this movie will look similar to a Star Wars convention.
I mean, as far as attactiveness goes, not fanfare…

Mmmmm : 07/25/2007 at 3:54 pm
83 Roxy

Hey chic dont bug out on me, call up Jon and tell him off. He is the one that claims his daughter is unstable and needs help. Oh yeah and she has said it too. She is most like her role from Girl Interupted, that girl was mentally challenged .. so if you think Angie doesnt have issue’s I would say denial right back atcha!

Now move on fruitcake .. you are boring.
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At least she can be woman enough and admit when she had a problem. You on the other hand still live in fantasy land. Hey, why don’t you go back to Jen’s thread, she needs some support on that one bi t(h. And I know you M.O you’r not fooling anyone. so you move one

Even if Angie takes a year off from movies her films keep her in the news. She doesn’t have to create a fake PR relationship in desperation like some TV actress who keeps losing good roles to better movie actresses.

94 I wish

lol you got that right, Plus Angie would kick our ass.
:lol:

He’s taken for sure , Angie is a lucky girl.
Brad is lucky too..

101 julia : 07/25/2007 at 4:03 pm
94 I wish

lol you got that right, Plus Angie would kick our ass.

He’s taken for sure , Angie is a lucky girl.
Brad is lucky too..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yes, they are both lucky…

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