OlderAngelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK
Here is your first look at Angelina Jolie in Robert Zemeckis’s animated film Beowulf, which is set for a Nov. 17th release.
The LA Times describes the pictured scene: “Angelina Jolie’s lips look even fuller than usual. She’s emerging naked from a pool of dank cave water, rivulets of gold streaming gently down her body.
“Giiiif meee sonnnn,” she coos, in an Old English accent.
Her flaxen hair is braided down her back in a long tail that slowly undulates and slaps the dark pool around her. She continues to purr enticements about making babies as a virtual camera circles 360 degrees panning around her long limbs and waist. Gold dribbles down her inner thighs past her feet, revealing sharp stilettos merged with bestial hooves.
Beowulf is a hyper violent and highly sexualized tale of the warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) who must slay the monster Grendel (Crispin Glover). Later, Grendel’s mother (Jolie) seduces Beowulf so that she can produce a replacement heir that will allow her to reestablish her dominion over the kingdom. (Hence, Giiiif meee sonnn.)”
SEXY!!!!!
Pictured below: Winstone and Hopkins. The film also stars Crispin Glover, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn (Sean Penn’s wife).
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173 me too : 07/25/2007 at 4:50 pm
162 WTH? : 07/25/2007 at 4:44 pm
Is Roxy stalking Mmmmm???
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Or is Mmmmm stalking Roxy???
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Whoa!!!!! They are stalking each other. No way dude!!!!
Oh,my! She’s beautiful in these shots. I know it’s like animation but still, she looks very alluring. When you imagine an irresistable enchantress or seductress, you just picture Angie. That’s why women hate her, but what can you do? She’s one hot mama!
i have never in my life seen no many jealous people.they all want to argue and drag the joli-pitts down ,why? do you dislike them?they are good people.
And what were Mean and company doing at that time? They were attacking Brad and Angie’s children were they not?
You may want to believe it but I don’t we all know that is a run of the mill statement!
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what you don’t believe? cindy and geyer have talked to us magazine before, and yes even after the whole twisted double life chapter.
That’s what pr person does, they respond to the media.
Let’s all print out the Beowulf pics and rub them in special places.
Yeah!
Wrong so wants attention and is having a fit because it isn’t getting it! tsk tsk
Let’s all print out the Beowulf pics and rub them in special places.
Yeah!
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Let’s make beowulf underwear!
As if this little write-up absolves that pirate hooker from all of the dirty she has done to the J-Ps, Angelina, in particular, this year.
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Very true!! I may be a lot of things but Janice Min… EASY I am not!
If the other tabs weren’t saying the JP’s were having problems, then you can bet Janice would be running with a similar story herself.
104 LINK : 07/25/2007 at 4:09 pm
Latest lamest interview:
NEW ORLEANS - Angelina Jolie believes the decision to eliminate her nude, steamy sex scenes from A Mighty Heart “cost this extremely important, serious movie the audience that it and I deserved.”
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Heavens…didn’t we already establish this was a SATIRE? Honestly! Of all places to post this fake news…You bring it to JJ? Seriously, what do you think we are…Fanistons?
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/106571/t/Matt-Damon-gets-a-star-on-the-Hollywood-Walk-of-Fame-today-.html
angelina is the best!!!!!!!
jolie pitt forever!!!!!!!!
Heavens…didn’t we already establish this was a SATIRE? Honestly! Of all places to post this fake news…You bring it to JJ? Seriously, what do you think we are…Fanistons?
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Why you have to copy that trash again? you’re not helping.
Lady G
You wanted to know why I brought this here correct? Well I did because I wanted to, and if I am correct someone else posted the same thing I did. So I presume you will be giving them the same lecture? RIGHT! Is my posting here okay with you? Should everything I post go pass you before I post it? All I did was post a story, that is not at all attacking the Pitts yet, I get unnecessary carp. Well damn! Talk about a tough room. I can see if I posted some crap but gee-sh. A positive article and still a lecture. Damn!
sounds like some lady’s jealous that I have all the good ideas
I don’t usually post mean stuff about X, but I have to share this. I do however want peace, PEACE!!!! But this had me ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jennifer+aniston
I can’t wait to see this.
123 Tiny Tim : 07/25/2007 at 4:19 pm
Brangelina: All is Well
Despite what In Touch magazine and Life & Style might be reporting this week, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want you to know that they have not split up and are still going strong.
A rep for the couple tells Usmagazine.com “They are together on vacation and all is well.”
Another week, another made up story about Brangelina!
http://www.usmagazine.com/brangelina_all_is_well
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Well duh! Tell us something we don’t know, Janice. Seriously though…what is she up to now? Sleep with one eye open people, this woman can not be trusted!!!!
Celeb fashion: How to mix the expensive and affordable
http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/fas…w-fashion_N.htm
When Jolie donned a Tahari top in Cannes for the premiere of A Mighty Heart, it sold out.
“It actually was a successful piece to begin with,” Tahari says. “I have it in every color, but right after she wore it, what we had left was gone. She put it together in such a nice, sophisticated way.”
186 matt damon,i like him. he’s a good person, he likes the jolie-pitts and i love the jolie-pitt family.
. jennifer aniston 415 up, 122 down
Over-rated “actress” who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.
“hey look it’s Friends but on the big screen…….no, no, ….it’s a jennifer aniston movie”
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2. jennifer aniston 334 up, 76 down
Someone who plays the same character in every movie.
Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show…whats up with that
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3. Jennifer Aniston 395 up, 194 down
An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.
Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn’t.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you’re supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she’s hot and so you do. Why can’t you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh
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This is what the site says
Celeb fashion: How to mix the expensive and affordable
http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/fas…w-fashion_N.htm
When Jolie donned a Tahari top in Cannes for the premiere of A Mighty Heart, it sold out.
“It actually was a successful piece to begin with,” Tahari says. “I have it in every color, but right after she wore it, what we had left was gone. She put it together in such a nice, sophisticated way.”
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The top she used at the press conference?
Okay…what’s going on? My posts aren’t appearing :(
This is what urban dictionary says about angelina
1. angelina jolie 1077 up, 220 down
the actress that many hetereosexual women have said they would have sex with. she has won admiration for her portrayal of strong independent women with an obsessive sexuality that many women can relate to.
possibly the most influential movie idol for the post-madonna generation of young women.
im not a lesbian but i’d probably do angelina jolie
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THANK YOU FOR GIVING Mmmmmm THE REASON AND FOR RUINING THIS THREAD.
WHO CARES ABOUT HER, GO TO HER THREAD
TROLL
#194 QQQQ DID YOU POST THAT CORRECTLY, I CAN’T GET IT.
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