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Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Angelina Jolie in ‘Beowulf’ — FIRST LOOK

Here is your first look at Angelina Jolie in Robert Zemeckis’s animated film Beowulf, which is set for a Nov. 17th release.

The LA Times describes the pictured scene: “Angelina Jolie’s lips look even fuller than usual. She’s emerging naked from a pool of dank cave water, rivulets of gold streaming gently down her body.

“Giiiif meee sonnnn,” she coos, in an Old English accent.

Her flaxen hair is braided down her back in a long tail that slowly undulates and slaps the dark pool around her. She continues to purr enticements about making babies as a virtual camera circles 360 degrees panning around her long limbs and waist. Gold dribbles down her inner thighs past her feet, revealing sharp stilettos merged with bestial hooves.

Beowulf is a hyper violent and highly sexualized tale of the warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) who must slay the monster Grendel (Crispin Glover). Later, Grendel’s mother (Jolie) seduces Beowulf so that she can produce a replacement heir that will allow her to reestablish her dominion over the kingdom. (Hence, Giiiif meee sonnn.)”

SEXY!!!!!

Pictured below: Winstone and Hopkins. The film also stars Crispin Glover, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn (Sean Penn’s wife).

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African Girl @ 07/25/2007 at 5:11 pm

117 **** YOU IN TOUCH : 07/25/2007 at 4:16 pm
From People

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pinned down some family time at a French bowling alley Monday as their vacation rolled to an end, PEOPLE has learned.

Before jetting off from their 10-day vacation in the western Charente/Dordogne region, the couple took over France’s smallest family fun center “Le Palace Vert” with friend Mariane Pearl and her son.

Le Palace Vert’s owner Patrick Bernard tells PEOPLE that once they arrived, the Jolie-Pitts, Pearl and the four children (Maddox, 5, Pax-Thien, 3, and Zahara, 2, and Adam Pearl, 5) hit the lanes.

Pitt was especially attentive, Bernard adds, and encouraged all the youngsters whenever they hit a pin.

“At one point though, because the children don’t have the strength to always get the ball down the lane, it sometimes stops. Brad thought he’d go down the lane to push it along. He slipped and fell on his back. Hard,” Bernard tells PEOPLE.

Pitt survived the spill, but Bernard’s wife was disappointed to have missed her “only chance in life to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to Brad Pitt.”

While Jolie spent time with Pearl, whom she portrayed in A Mighty Heart, Pitt demonstrated his air-hockey prowess.

“Brad was particularly good at it,” Bernard says. “He and the three boys played two-a-side teams against one another for almost an hour.”

From left, Mariane and Adam Pearl, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Photo by: Jeff Vespa / WireImage
Bernard adds: “With only two lanes we’re certainly the smallest bowling in France, so we’re still having trouble realizing we spent Monday afternoon with the most famous couple in the world.”

Before leaving, Jolie and Pitt personally thanked the Bernards – speaking a little French – and signed a Livre d’Or with an inscription to the couple’s 15-year-old daughter.

This wasn’t the first amusement area the crew was spotted enjoying recently. Pitt made a scene in the bouncy castle when they all spent a day at the Aventure-Parc in Massignac.

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My Bad, this was the only post that didn’t show up (I wonder why). Anyhoo, loooove this piece. Who says BP is bored with daddyhood?

Preggy-Jolie @ 07/25/2007 at 5:11 pm

Preggy-Jolie

THANK YOU FOR GIVING Mmmmmm THE REASON AND FOR RUINING THIS THREAD.

WHO CARES ABOUT HER, GO TO HER THREAD

TROLL
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Ur mamma is a troll you stupid twit! For your information i’m a angelina jolie fan..u dumb twitt

That is why my name is spelt “Preggy-JOLIE!” STFU

196 Preggy-Jolie : 07/25/2007 at 5:06 pm

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Oh Preggy, sweetie did you have to go there. Don’t we have enough trolls here already?

:sad:

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:13 pm

You Jolie/Pitt fans/Jen haters can’t stay away from Jennifer Aniston for one single day. Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhaha
“catches breath”
Hahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha
“falls off chair”
Hahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha

Preggy-Jolie @ 07/25/2007 at 5:14 pm

^^^^^^^^
I didnt post link I just posted what it said on the link

Love angelina posted the link..so i posted what it said in the link! Sorry,i thought everyone read what was in the link on urban dictionary.com.:( Sorry
Lady G Didnt mean 2.

I guess we just have to start fighting again with the maniston fans. I’ll get the guns and knives and some pepper spray.

preggy-jolie please post some of your videos about the jolie-pitts they are excellant,thanks

African Girl @ 07/25/2007 at 5:17 pm

155 piper, with a low : 07/25/2007 at 4:41 pm
Oh, wow… US Weekly has made my day!

They proclaimed that Brad and Angelina are solid… oh, the sun’s blinding me. I want to see my Min on top of her white charger.

You’ve made my year, Min… you’ve made my year!

As if this little write-up absolves that pirate hooker from all of the dirty she has done to the J-Ps, Angelina, in particular, this year.

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Lmao…Pirate hooker. I love it!

LOVE ANGELINA @ 07/25/2007 at 5:17 pm

DAMN!!!!!! Please don’t attack Preggy-Jolie I posted the link. I said I thought it was funny. Come on, guys. Fighting other JP fans is stupid.

OHH! PLEASE @ 07/25/2007 at 5:17 pm

176 Lady G : 07/25/2007 at 4:51 pm
161 OHH! PLEASE : 07/25/2007 at 4:43 pm
140 Lady G : 07/25/2007 at 4:29 pm

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hey i’m not defending min, the woman(and her magazine) is pathetic, just saying that the quote they have is more likely than not legit, it wouldn’t make any sense to attack others for lying then lying yourself(i’m sure it happens) but in this case i looks legit, it is possible the quote is real that’s all.

194 QQQQ : 07/25/2007 at 5:04 pm

Celeb fashion: How to mix the expensive and affordable

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Thanks 4Q. I liked the top but some didn’t. I thought it was simple but elegant at the same time.

IMO, that business needs to donate some funds to a charit(ies) for the attention/customers that Angie brought their way. What better way to give to good causes and say thank too.

You Jolie/Pitt fans/Jen haters can’t stay away from Jennifer Aniston for one single day. Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhaha
“catches breath”
Hahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha
“falls off chair”
Hahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha
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THANK YOU PREGGY-JOLIE, THANK YOU

Hi Real Tita,
I’ve never been to comic con nor was i really crazy about comics or what not. Now if they had her n the discussion panel like inTombRaider, then I might’ve ordered my tickets in advance. But then again, nakita ko po na siya, up close pa hah. Anyway marami po akong ginawa kahapon and thought finishing up my course sched, errands, see mga kaibigan, etc. were much better opportunity costs :mr green:

They had the screening of Beowulf last night n Downtown SD and the only way to get a screening ticket was to also go to comic con’s booth# 4000 something (yesterday). So bibilihin pa ang comic con $25/$30? ticket then the screening ticket, plus the parking prolly was chaotic, i dunno. Don’t ya just wish that they were selling the screening tickets elsewhere? yup. I believe they’ll screen some parts at the event today or Thursday? (I don’t know the schedule on top of my head). Hmm I wonder if my school will preview this before Nov comes..hmm.

Preggy-Jolie @ 07/25/2007 at 5:21 pm

DAMN!!!!!! Please don’t attack Preggy-Jolie I posted the link. I said I thought it was funny. Come on, guys. Fighting other JP fans is stupid.

Thank you..gosh I’m going to throw some punches..lol

Celeb fashion: How to mix the expensive and affordable

http://www.usatoday.com/life/lifestyle/fas…w-fashion_N.htm

When Jolie donned a Tahari top in Cannes for the premiere of A Mighty Heart, it sold out.

“It actually was a successful piece to begin with,” Tahari says. “I have it in every color, but right after she wore it, what we had left was gone. She put it together in such a nice, sophisticated way.”

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Thanks for posting :)

Preggy-Jolie : 07/25/2007 at 5:21 pm
DAMN!!!!!! Please don’t attack Preggy-Jolie I posted the link. I said I thought it was funny. Come on, guys. Fighting other JP fans is stupid.

Thank you..gosh I’m going to throw some punches..lol
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You forgot to change your name.

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:23 pm

212 See : 07/25/2007 at 5:18 pm
You Jolie/Pitt fans/Jen haters can’t stay away from Jennifer Aniston for one single day. Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhaha
“catches breath”
Hahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha
“falls off chair”
Hahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha
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THANK YOU PREGGY-JOLIE, THANK YOU

________________

Oh Yeah!! Put the blame just on one person!! No wonder you can’t get over the triangle and keep bring up Jennifer, you can’t even get along with other Jolie/Pitts fans. So sad - NOT!!! Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

?????????????? @ 07/25/2007 at 5:24 pm

205 GO HOWL AT THE OCEAN WITH THE LOOSER XXXXXXXXXX GET OVER IT BRADS NOT GOING BACK LOOSER,AS MUCH AS YOU WANT X IS UGLY NO TALENT CANNOT KEEP A MAN,SO RUN TO THE OCEAN LOONEY BRADS NOT COMING BACK GET IT THROUGH THICK HEAD NOW GET YOUR BREATH GRAB THE UGLY X RUN TO THE OCEAN AND SCREAM.DON’T HURT YOUR SELF.

Preggy-Jolie @ 07/25/2007 at 5:24 pm

207 LOLA : 07/25/2007 at 5:16 pm
preggy-jolie please post some of your videos about the jolie-pitts they are excellant,thanks

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You can go onto my youtube profile to see my video’s,here is my profile

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PreggyJolie

And thanks Love angelina for defending me,i’m getting really upset with these people. ..lol

Oh Yeah!! Put the blame just on one person!! No wonder you can’t get over the triangle and keep bring up Jennifer, you can’t even get along with other Jolie/Pitts fans. So sad - NOT!!! Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Come on cliniqua GROW UP, being part of the top 10 most wanted list by Mickey Brett should ring some bells for you.

Preggy-Jolie @ 07/25/2007 at 5:27 pm

217 0-0 : 07/25/2007 at 5:23 pm
Preggy-Jolie : 07/25/2007 at 5:21 pm
DAMN!!!!!! Please don’t attack Preggy-Jolie I posted the link. I said I thought it was funny. Come on, guys. Fighting other JP fans is stupid.

Thank you..gosh I’m going to throw some punches..lol
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You forgot to change your name.

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What are you talking about? I wrote Thank you to her i just didnt make a border under it.

sorry, haters @ 07/25/2007 at 5:27 pm

Brad, Angelina & Kids Go Bowling in France
WEDNESDAY JULY 25, 2007 03:20 PM EDT

By Peter Mikelbank

Jolie and Pitt

Photo by: Marcel Thomas / FilmMagic

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pinned down some family time at a French bowling alley Monday as their vacation rolled to an end, PEOPLE has learned.

Before jetting off from their 10-day vacation in the western Charente/Dordogne region, the couple took over France’s smallest family fun center “Le Palace Vert” with friend Mariane Pearl and her son.

Le Palace Vert’s owner Patrick Bernard tells PEOPLE that once they arrived, the Jolie-Pitts, Pearl and the four children (Maddox, 5, Pax-Thien, 3, and Zahara, 2, and Adam Pearl, 5) hit the lanes.

Pitt was especially attentive, Bernard adds, and encouraged all the youngsters whenever they hit a pin.

“At one point though, because the children don’t have the strength to always get the ball down the lane, it sometimes stops. Brad thought he’d go down the lane to push it along. He slipped and fell on his back. Hard,” Bernard tells PEOPLE.

Pitt survived the spill, but Bernard’s wife was disappointed to have missed her “only chance in life to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to Brad Pitt.”

While Jolie spent time with Pearl, whom she portrayed in A Mighty Heart, Pitt demonstrated his air-hockey prowess.

“Brad was particularly good at it,” Bernard says. “He and the three boys played two-a-side teams against one another for almost an hour.”

From left, Mariane and Adam Pearl, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Photo by: Jeff Vespa / WireImage
Bernard adds: “With only two lanes we’re certainly the smallest bowling in France, so we’re still having trouble realizing we spent Monday afternoon with the most famous couple in the world.”

Before leaving, Jolie and Pitt personally thanked the Bernards – speaking a little French – and signed a Livre d’Or with an inscription to the couple’s 15-year-old daughter.

This wasn’t the first amusement area the crew was spotted enjoying recently. Pitt made a scene in the bouncy castle when they all spent a day at the Aventure-Parc in Massignac.

Preggy-Jolie @ 07/25/2007 at 5:27 pm

Lovestoned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VfzKnpEwe0

This is one of the favs i made..:D

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:28 pm

219 ?????????????? : 07/25/2007 at 5:24 pm
205 GO HOWL AT THE OCEAN WITH THE LOOSER XXXXXXXXXX GET OVER IT BRADS NOT GOING BACK LOOSER,AS MUCH AS YOU WANT X IS UGLY NO TALENT CANNOT KEEP A MAN,SO RUN TO THE OCEAN LOONEY BRADS NOT COMING BACK GET IT THROUGH THICK HEAD NOW GET YOUR BREATH GRAB THE UGLY X RUN TO THE OCEAN AND SCREAM.DON’T HURT YOUR SELF.

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Lay off the Acid or the magic mushrooms already. No one said that Brad was going back to Jennifer. Wow, I bet you trip out your therapist!!

Preggy-Jolie @ 07/25/2007 at 5:30 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

R U serious! I know you arent serious posting that on here!
If you are serious ,you need to go to the doctor now!

Hahahahahhahahaaha @ 07/25/2007 at 5:31 pm

221 click : 07/25/2007 at 5:25 pm
Oh Yeah!! Put the blame just on one person!! No wonder you can’t get over the triangle and keep bring up Jennifer, you can’t even get along with other Jolie/Pitts fans. So sad - NOT!!! Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Come on cliniqua GROW UP, being part of the top 10 most wanted list by Mickey Brett should ring some bells for you.

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Wrong person!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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