Jennifer Aniston Under New ‘Management’

Hoo boy, what a has-been. How much did she pay to be in a movie?

I never comment about people I hate. If I hate them, why would I go out of my way to even read about them? So really, I find it so pathetic how many people post about hating her. She is amazing and people are jealous, that is the only explanation. So every time you haters post, everyone knows you just wish you were her. More power for Ms. Aniston.

with all her money why does she have to embarrass herself by showing her face…i cannot blame vince for dumping her…the guy next to her looks way more cuter and womanly than her…she looks like a tranny

THE UGLY LONG-SAGGY-CHINNED CHINNIFIED CHINNIFER CHINNISTON IS STILL DESPARATELY TRYING HER HANDS ON BECOMING A MOVIE STAR????? WOW, STILL NOT ASHAME TO PLASTER HER LONG AND WINDING WRINKLED FACE,NOSE AND CHIN ALL OVER THE BOARD HAH!!! GET A GRIP CHINNY…STAY OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT … YOU ARE ONE UGLY HAS BEEN JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND COX…BOTH YOUR CHINS NEED OVERHAUL FAST!!!

37 Michele : 08/03/2007 at 1:49 pm
America LOVES her and they will turn out to see the movie.
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I’m not so sure that’s true any more. She has some diehard rabid fans left but a lot of her fan base has evaporated. People are getting sick and tired of her never-ending pity party, her relentless and pathetic attempts to manipulate the media, and her inability to move on and rebuild her life. She was mainly famous for 1) having a nice hair style and 2) being Brad Pitt’s wife. Brad is gone and the hair style doesn’t work for her any more, and what’s left is an aging, talentless sitcom actress desperate for work anywhere she can find it.

86 janice : 08/04/2007 at 4:44 pm
you jolie-pitlless worshippers are the most ignorant lot i have ever heard half of you can,t spell the other half talk crap.
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ROFLMAO! And if you are representative of the Aniston worshippers, then the lot of you failed sixth grade grammar. Try starting your sentences with capital letters, and avoid the run-on sentences like the one above, and your post might start to make some sense.

Hey Sambo, I knew you’d show up sooner or later.

Let me ask you something, hon — who’s got all the movies coming out this year and next year? It ain’t Jennifer. So who’s BO poison? It ain’t Angelina.

Hey, I’m happy Jennifer finally got a role in something, even if it’s a sh*tty film in which she’ll essentially reprise her character of Rachael Greene and nothing more, because that’s all she’s good for. I’ll be even happier when she gets a man and/or a life, so all her pathetic fans, which includes you, will quit bitching and moaning about how Brad and Angelina done her wrong and finally let it go. Jesus please us, I’ve never seen a worse bunch of losers than X’s fan club. Whine, whine, whine, it’s been TWO AND A HALF YEARS already! The world’s moved on since then; why the hell can’t you?

As for Steve Zahn, he ought to fire his agent for sticking him in a film with this no-talent hag. She’s going to drag his career down along with hers. But that’s another thread for another day.

90 Sam : 08/04/2007 at 10:20 pm
Jen is happy the way she is let her be .
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Poor Sam, are you blind as well as stupid? Look at the recent photos of this poor woman. She looks absolutely miserable. She has no man, no career, and her social life consists of tagging along after David and Courtney like a third wheel. She can’t even get a dinner date, for Christ’s sake! You call this being happy? Well, maybe, compared to your own life, it is.

Sam, for heaven’s sake calm down will you? I didn’t mean to hit that big a nerve. I’m not trying to judge anybody. All I said was your poor idol is looking pathetic lately; a simple observation that anyone with half an eye could see for him or her self. Jesus Christ, are you so obsessed with her that you beat yourself off over her picture? Honey, let’s face some facts: the woman can’t keep a man. Her career is in the toilet. She’s trying to maintain an outdated image that doesn’t work for her any more. The only friends she seems to have are Courtney and David and she’s attached to them like a leech. Do you ever see her with anyone else? Sure, she’s sitting on $110 million, so why does she look so unhappy all the time? Ask yourself that and see if you can answer it. Now if you are truly a fan of hers, you will hope she takes some of that pile of loot she is sitting on and use some of it to reinvent herself, remake her life, and cast off whatever ties to the Bermuda Triangle she so tenaciously holds onto. And maybe take some more of that loot and use it to do some good in the world. In other words, develop some interests outside of herself and her appearance (tanning salon, yoga trainer, hair stylist, etc. etc.). She will find her life a lot more rewarding and fulfilling. As you will find yours, when you let go of this unhealthy obsession with her. Have a good week.

Okay Sam/Miguel, cut the sh*t. I know it’s you. If you want to keep on ranting incoherently, be my guest. I’m sitting over here laughing at you and your antics. You’re a great source of amusement, for all you take yourself so seriously.

As I said before, I’m not judging anybody. I’m simply stating some hard facts. If you don’t like the facts, that’s your problem. But facts are facts and I will restate them whether you like them or not:

Fact: X can’t keep a man. Every one of her relationships has bombed, just like her movies. Bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb.

Fact: She wrecked her own home by putting her career before her husband. Don’t try to blame the failure of her marriage on Angelina by accusing her of stealing her man; it won’t wash. Your idol said herself that the marriage was dead in the water by the middle of 2004.

Fact: She hasn’t had a movie in the past two years and the ones she did before then were stinkers with lousy reviews. Blaming the movies’ poor performance at the box office on her directors and co-stars didn’t help her career any either. That may be one reason nobody wants to work with her any more.

Now does that sound like I’m judging her? I’m just stating some facts. I could state a lot more but I’ve upset you enough for one night.

Take a Thorazine and go to bed. Nitey-nite.

To the lunatic Jill, what the heck is wrong with you lady? Why would you accuse me of being someone else or do you think that there is only 1 person in the world who admires Jennifer Aniston and this person has to clone himself repeatedly the way you do? You’re an idiot.

Lainey was so right about one thing. Jennifer’s fans
are the most vile and racist people. Time and time
again, her fans prove that. What a sad and miserable
thing for Jennifer. Her fans are all emotionally
unstable and insecure people who also have racist
opinions.