Jennifer Aniston Under New ‘Management’

150 Sam : 08/05/2007 at 1:08 pm

Wow this is amazing.. you are so fast u took a trip to your therapist already?? I think these are her words for you.

Both AJ/JA are good .. they are somebody and YOU ARE NOBODY. If talking about Jen alone ..by your statements alone at least she is X , you are “0 (zero)”. You paid price for their movie not their life. Let them live theirs .. and you live yours. If you haven’t done anything good yourself don’t preach it to others.
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Sam, you’re way out of line on your attack. It just doesnt make sense saying someone has gone to the therapist. Do you expect people are so naive as to believe that?

You dont know Jill. If you say she’s nobody, then you’re nobody either.

What I dont understand is post after post, you put her down. Are you that superior? Come on, you CLAIM (emphasis on claim) to make 140K. So what, that doesnt impress me. If you are a freshly college grad, yes, I’m impressed. But judging from your post, you are NOT that young. If this is what you make after 10 years, and have peaked or are peaking, , then you’re NOTHING. Nothing to brag about it.

I notice you like Jen, that’s fine. No one ask you to switch side. But stop putting people down. It only makes you look childish and lose credibility on your post.

One final note before I go out, I NEVER believe in one second you make 140K. You made a lot less than that.

1 Vanessa : 08/05/2007 at 3:04 pm

Is she is nobody and i am either. CORRECT. At least i don’t dictate ppl how to live their life. And my conversation is with Jill so let her respond. or are you and Jill the same?

Little boy, if the tabs didn’t think anyone was interested in celebrities’ personal lives, they’d go bankrupt overnight. As I said, it’s part of being famous; it comes with the territory.

Actually, I’ve never bought a tabloid. They make great checkout-line reading in the supermarket, though. And I have no problem with them as long as they tell the truth. It’s when they fabricate blatant lies such as X writing a tell-all book or X adopting a baby or Brad accuses Angelina of not loving Shiloh or Tom and Katie planning to divorce two weeks after the wedding, that I find them despicable. But as long as their subscribers keep them in the black, they will go right on doing it.

Now go ahead and post your lame response to this and I’ll let you have your pathetic last word on this thread, because frankly, the thread — and you — are getting tiresome.

from laineygossip.com

The Aniston Breasts: a gossip history

Sing it with me people…

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA

(Can you hear Bill Kurtis’s deep voice?) In 1994, Monica, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel came into our living rooms every Thursday evening and changed our lives forever. The Central Perk became everyone’s favourite place to hang. Phoebe’s bad singing, Monica’s neurotic obsession with cleaning, Joey’s famous pick up line, and Chandler’s witty sarcasm entertained week in and week out. Those were the golden days, non? And then there were the nipples. RayRay’s permanently hard cherry nubbins on full display in every episode, no matter what she was wearing. Like a beacon in the night they called to us, mesmerized us, fascinated us, begging us to return to NBC at 8pm 24 times a year for 10 years. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

Fast forward to the year 2000. Same year she got married and lobbying for a role in Mark Wahlberg’s Rock Star in Phase 2 of the “I want to be a real actress in movies” Plan. Some photographers happen to get shots of her sunbathing topless (sound familiar?) in her backyard. She sues, she wins, the photos get locked away, but not before everyone started thinking about her titties. She got the part in the movie, by the way. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

And then there was Vanity Fair, circa 2001/2. Jennifer Aniston soaking wet in some flimsy shirt, nekked, but not really, every inch and contour of those gorgeous jubblies taunting us, inviting us, teasing us, campaigning for The Good Girl and Bruce Almighty. Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Flash to 2005. Jen is single, tired of being pigeon holed as a cry baby post divorce, eager to reinvent herself on the cover of GQ, wearing nothing but a denim skirt. Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Finally… Derailed flops at the box office. Her new movie, Rumour Has It, is in danger of getting stomped on by King Kong. Lo and behold, a photographer catches her flaunting those assets at her beach house – because Malibu is the most inconspicuous of all celebrity neighbourhoods. And once again, the international consciousness is riveted by the delectable prospect of her jubblies. Coincidence or Conspiracy???

This, my friends, has been a Lainey Gossip Breast Chronology. I hope you enjoyed it.

158 to Huvane paid worker : 08/05/2007 at 5:38 pm

Ya JIll

Come under 100 Names. Still you remain same . A NOBODY who just bi*tches and bi*tches and who has no life of her own but wants to dictate everyone on how to live life.

And if u are doing PR for BP/AJ i think you are better off not having slimy pest like you as their spokesperson. They are more dignified.. slimes like u need to be flushed out from every system in US. Good for nothing cribber. Go back to the floor LYAO. thats where you belong..on the floor.

yes ya whatever f*uck u say. of course you have been there with me all day bitching and whining. But you may be more tired since you were taking your rolling break once in a while.

Sam, you know deep down that we are two different people. Just admit it. Is it that difficult to do?

Whatever, Sam, you’re getting more erratic. Have you finished your freak show yet? Now, it’s time to take your medication Your bipolar symptoms are showing.

165 to Huvane paid worker

Jesus, first he thought I’m The real truth, and now he thinks I’m you. He’s totally losing it.

oh now u beamce a ***** goes on to show who is psychotic. LOL.

You blin*D troll see where i have said I am taking JA side’s in face i have even praised AJ and BP. It’s fking morons like you who wont let ppl move on. And yes u are freaking nobody to dictate how ppl should live or judge others .

And hey I don’t trust ur shrink… he hasn’t been able to cure you still why i should go to him. Ask him to take care of his 1 fugly TROLL first. then they can recommend him to others.

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP !!!

Sam, have you fininshed your FREAK SHOW?

You sound like a recorder, sad, but entertaining !!!

For those of you who said that anyone who dislikes Jen etc must be jealous or enjoy peoples’ pain - well, first of all, you’re simply just too simple if you think that. Second, I *used* to admire Jen - and can tell you that anyone who knows me knows how much I love Jen .

However, I’m not blinded by the bubble that was, and have half a brain to figure that out. I, like many of you have been sorely misled and essentially fleeced but it’s our fault because we believed, and maybe that’s what pisses me off is that I did strongly believe, but Jen turned out to be a fraud and I’m very disappointed by that - part of the disappointment is how much *I* disagreed with the naysayers and haters and have come to learn that much of what I was arguing for, I should’ve been arguing against. There’s just NO denying about certain things because it came right from Jen’s mouth and yes people make mistakes - so cop to those mistakes - don’t sit there and say one thing and know goddamn well and did something else, and don’t be so righteous about it - because if your going to be so righteous and indignant, then tell the truth!!! Jen was/is wholly lying to her teeth many times to count but a couple examples that stand out when she talks about “a baby is on the way……” then smoked up the chimney, and the planting of rumors, then deny the rumors to stay relevant - I say, Jen F**k you LIAR.

Yes this is the first personal comment you made against me
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You call this being happy? Well, maybe, compared to your own life, it is.
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Who are you to judge me and others is what i AsK? All i talked was abt BO figures and how one can live their own life and you come attacking someone personally …just because they don’t agree with you?
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I never said you did.
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Then wt f are you harping that i was doing a PR of JA. Show me where i said AJ is bad and JA is great. I have always showered equal praise for AJ since i think she is a great dramatic actress…. or it is Just that you do selective filtering on things you want to look at.

That sort of gossip is for a drama queen who makes up stories as they go and has different ideologies for themselves and other people. They are what we call “TWO FACED FREAKS”. And a BIG lady with kids and family doing such sort of nonsense just goes on to show how pathetic you are!

You have proved in 2 days that you are the one who needs help! Sad there are no cure and hospitals for sick TROLLS! Ppl like you who bit*ch and interfere in other ppl’s life are the one’s who are making this earth a sad place to live! and as long as there are these sad evil TROLLS like you, ppl will never find peace!