Gwyneth Paltrow - “W” Magazine September 2007

This is not a good look.

oh so airbrushed… she’s over-baked, factitious… & very so facetious human being… blah… blah…

She sounds as obnoxious and self-absorbed as ever.

PHOTOSHOP MUCH?

That looks nothing like her

not her best picture but goddess indeed. Gwyneth has something all those tabloid freak stars don’t have and can’t buy: CLASS & TALENT.

It doesn’t look like her.

Not good at all.

“maybe in 4 years…she’ll have 2 in a row?” uh…isn’t she like 35 now? what’s she talking about? who waits til they’re 40-42 to have two kids back to back if they don’t have to? It’s not like fertility in your early 40’s is always a sure thing…let alone the age factor period. She is sooooo disingenuous…she really just wants to come off younger than she is by saying that…lolol..what a silly transparent fool. still if ol’ aSS aniston is reading that and got pissed off at her all over again…I’m happy. …and btw, both of them narcissistic beechies is older than angie. muahaha.

Who she is?

If they go to the trouble to Photoshop a picture why don’t they make her look better? And does everyone really have to have that over-baked skin these days?

her hair is the only thinG that seems to be photogenic)

ugh…my slow aSs pda just downloaded fully where I can see the cover…she is fuggity fug fug…making the cover even more hilarious…still I like that she keeps it real by admitting she’s box office poison, not like that Other STEPHEN HUVANE FELLOW CLIENT CHINNIFER MANISTON aka TV SIT-COM HACK who commissions bizarre polls that twists itself into a pretzel trying to get people to see her as a movie star when she’s only a coattail rider extraordinaire. at least Paltry has some humility in spite of HUVANE TRYING LIKE HELL TO ATTACH HER TO ‘BRANGELINA’ COATTAILS NOW AS WELL.

She looks like a **********. Maybe she whips her husband.

OMG! She’s trying to look like Donatella Versace. Not a pretty sight.

I thought this was Donatella Versace when I first saw this photo. Are sure they didn’t mix up photo’s? I know that Gwyneth has been hanging out with her but I didn’t know she had morphed into her. Scarey.

Gwyneth Paltrow is a very classy woman and a very talented actress, as well. She has nothing in common with the unstable, remorseless home-wrecker Jolie who poses as a world savior to make people forget about her unenviable reputation built on a long history of strange behavior. Brad Pitt let Gwyneth down very badly back in 1997 and made her suffer a lot, just as he did the same to Jennifer in 2005. I hope he has finally found what he wants, so no women will be failed by him anymore. At the same time, I can’t help wondering why so many Brangelina fans tend to be so cruel to Pitt’s previous women. I have never been able to understand that. There is nothing that these women can do to deserve any good word from them - they are mocked horrendously for any good thing they said; they are called ugly, though they are not, and eventually, Brangelina fans always turn eyes to the sky to thank that Pitt managed to free himself from them so as to find the ultimate happiness with Jolie. It is this exact thing that always me stops me from becoming a 100% Pitt fan - if that puts me in the same club with people incapable of logical thinking, I’ll never join it.

I recall reading a statement to the press when Gwyneth and Brad broke up. She said, “No, he’s good, he’s good. He did nothing wrong.” The word out was she cheated on him and was “heartbroken” she said when she realized what she had done and what she had risked and lost. Get your facts straight before you sound off. When Brad was asked about it much later in an interview he was very sad and said about being engaged to her, “Well, let’s just say I believed. I believed.’ I remember this clearly because everyone jumped to the conclusion that it was he who cheated. She finally told the NY Post her side. She was good that way. She defended him from the rumors. He was heartbroken, too. they were crazy about each other. She was very young then and not yet a star.

I don’t get this platinum ironed straight hair that hangs in her face that she likes so much. It’s so Munsters in blonde.

Oh great this is what I have to look forward to in my post office (too big for the mail slot)?

It’s fashiony which is what W is about. They should have gone all the way and made her look completely like a man.

She looks like a Californian Goddess! I’m sure w/ some help of airbrushing. Still looks damn hot!

I remember an interview where she said it took her 5 years to get over Brad Pitt.
I want to see the whole photoshoot. she always does great ones. Gwen is beautiful, classy and smart.

21 eaby : 08/07/2007 at 1:33 pm
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hair not hers

Yeah - We’re not all anti… I’m a Brad and Angie fan and I don’t mind Gwyneth Brad usually has good taste. I also think Chris is a lovely man. So we’re not all the same. I AM bit of a coward and I’m no good at arguing- so I stay out of all the flame war stuff! LOL

31 Kalina : 08/07/2007 at 1:59 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow is a very classy woman and a very talented actress, as well. She has nothing in common with the unstable, remorseless home-wrecker Jolie who poses as a world savior to make people forget about her unenviable reputation built on a long history of strange behavior. Brad Pitt let Gwyneth down very badly back in 1997 and made her suffer a lot, just as he did the same to Jennifer in 2005.
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Kalina- are you trying to be a revisionist or something. Your stable Gwyneth was the one that told Diane Sawyer that she screwd up her relationship with Pitt, that she was a mess then but is happy that she got to spend time with him.She went on to say that she was the architect of her own misery, so how then is it Brad’s fault.

You hags out there really have a a hard on for Jolie. Jolie does not want to forget her reputation, everything you think you know about her, she told you. Meanwhile, Ms Stable Paltrow said she was a mess. How many men did she get through between her breakup with Brad and marrying Martin. You people kill me with your Jolie is a homewrecker, what power she must have over men to make them do what they don’t want to do.

You sound like you have a stick up your as* just like Paltrow, she is just as idiotic and judgemental as you are. By the way, tone down the anger and pay attention to your life, ask Jennifer Anniston what can happen when you are absent from your life, then you will claim that you were shocked and the whole world was shocked.

Brad hardly need fans like you if you can’t be a fan because of his fans, that is so lame and so not surprising. By the way, Gwyneth is in awe of Angelina Jolie, Angelina is one bad as* mama.

Jared, you need to give that ‘HUVANE’ person his own thread. I guarantee it will have 5,000 comments in one day.

He’s more popular than Bush.

Gross!

Ugly. So overrated. I can’t believe this talentless hack won the Oscar over Cate Blanchett. Can’t believe she even won an oscar to begin with.

Actually, Gwyneth told Diane Sawyer SHE WAS THE ONE WHO HURT BRAD. She said it took her 5 years to get over their break up and she felt bad about herself for those 5 years. She also said she couldnt believe Brad stayed with her during those years together because SHE WAS SUCH A MESS!

Please let’s stop trying to rewrite history.

That said… Gwyneth is usually a lovely woman…but, this is not a flattering picture of her.

She bugs me, so it’s fitting that she looks like an albino bug in that picture.

Is she SUPPOSED to look like a tranny?

she looks good.

#31: of course she has nothing in common with Jolie… Gwynnie is a social climbing Anglophile who thinks she’s too good to be an American. Although she’d rather be across the Atlantic where she keeps an English husband and proper domicile, she’s not that petty that she would begrudge the Americans of her presence. After all she is not averse to accepting gigs in the US to earn her daily bread and get some coverage.

Oh, Jolie is an acclaimed goddess…GP and JA are self proclaimed. That’s another difference!

(pssst!…if that’s what snake venom does for you? I’d change to turtle wax or frog spit!)

JustJared u re such a wonderful Blog!
u make my day!
Love Gwyneth Paltrow .,Love her!
about the Cover, actully the she looks soo new & unexcpetable , if any1 who said that the she looks weired look at all the covers of w mag, they alwayshave made things up! they made a strange photoshots for the Celebs on the covers!
she looks soo cool & her pic is like Damn Hotnesssss!

love love love her!
can’t wait to see the whole pics!
but plllz Jared don’t 4get to post the whole pics & the interview!
thxxx so much my dear ..

I can’t wait to see whose side all these rabid Brangelinas will take when the saintly couple finally have to admit publicly that all’s not well under their joined halo.

I can’t stand her, but if she get you Jolieloons all foaming at the mouth -more that usual- I love it.
lololololol

She never was a great beauty but she looks absolutely ugly here. W must not like her.

I like the look. Gwyneth is beautiful . She has the classic blonde look.

15 CLINIQUA : 08/07/2007 at 1:27 pm
“maybe in 4 years…she’ll have 2 in a row?” uh…isn’t she like 35 now? what’s she talking about? who waits til they’re 40-42 to have two kids back to back if they don’t have to? It’s not like fertility in your early 40’s is always a sure thing…let alone the age factor period. She is sooooo disingenuous…she really just wants to come off younger than she is by saying that…lolol..what a silly transparent fool. still if ol’ aSS aniston is reading that and got pissed off at her all over again…I’m happy. …and btw, both of them narcissistic beechies is older than angie. muahaha.
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Your post is so right on, CLINIQUA.
I don’t see how Brad got mixed up with two narcissistic b*tches.

That photo is airbrushed to death. Gwyneth is NOT pretty. She is a PLAIN JANE.

i love gwyneth a lot!

I want so much to like this woman….and it is impossible.

Terrific actress, if pretentious, but hey, she actually IS highbrow, well bred & educated and married to an artsy limey. What else would she be but snooty?

She doesn’t look remotely like Gwyneth Paltrow, which is probably the point of this look. And I bet she had a blast doing it. Why not? She’s an actress. She’s known to have fairly delicate, somewhat etheral, feminine features. The heavy eastern european butch look is probably hard for her to get on her bone structure, so here you go - a new achievement. For the photostylist anyway.

That being said, just because I understand it doesn’t mean I like it. Ultrafug.

she’s a pretty girl with a pretty face but this cover is eww! her hair is gorgeous but there’s something seriously, wrong with her eyebrows. also, the position of her face is very awkard…aiya!

She looks good.

I love Gwyneth photo shoots. She has many looks and always does a good job, regardless of the clothes and make-up. Although her husband hasn’t added to her popularity with his arrogance, I do still look forward to a Gwyn movie or mag cover. As for the Aniston comparison, Gwyneth has more talent in her left baby toe nail than Aniston has in total. That goes for modeling too! Gwyneth didn’t hammer Brad either, which Anifannies should note is true class…something they don’t seem to grasp in their worship of her in her “I vant to be left alone” threads.

i like it. wierd, but i like it.

I’ve never found her that good looking or skilled as an actress. She looks like a corpse here.