Angelina & Maddox are Not ‘Beyond Borders’

76 Just Jared : 08/13/2007 at 11:45 am

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Jared is this really you? If so thanks so much for cleaning up the thread. And please NEVER go away again!

Yo! like that poster the other day.

So, in honor of what the hell is going on between B & A, we offer, for some nice Monday-morn mischief, our semiregular Sick-Sick Six list. However, this time round, we’re going to play benevolent, for an unusual change o’ pace, and list reasons Brangelina just may screw with everybody (since they’ve apparently done all they can between themselves—ever heard of pace, you two?) and decide to stay together:
6. Remember Brad ‘n’ Angie’s interrupted, on-set nookie session we told ya about? Even if the horny twosome are set ‘n’ ready to do the deed, it’s def safe to say B ‘n’ A have still got it goin’ on—at least sometimes.

5. Shiloh looks like the sweet spittin’ image of her two sexlicious ‘rents, and Maddox, Pax and Zahara are equally cherubic (not really, but I’m trying to be nice here). Could you walk away from those adorable faces? I didn’t think so.

4. Though Brangelina recruits kids to their clan faster than you can say “photo op,” B-doll, who once said he wanted “a soccer team,” will def be stickin’ around at least until Team J.-P. makes it to the World Cup.

3. Single surnames are so last season. Dual is the way to go, duh.
Besides, how effin’ annoying would it be to get it changed…again. Oh yeah, and also because Jolie-Piven or Jolie-Baldwin just doesn’t sound as good.

2. At the rate the rail-thin mama o’ four is disappearing, someone’s gotta help play with, feed ‘n’ raise the kiddies, right? Who else but Dad Brad to the rescue, ‘course!

1. Angie may seem cold, but she’s not stupid (or wholly without good wishes for Pitt). She knows Brad stands a much better chance of winning his Oscar as long as he has her Academy Award-winning fairy dust nearby. Better nail down that award-winning material before A.J. takes off, B!

YAY! Jared’s Back…. We love you Jared!

Thank you for the adorable pictures of Angie and Maddox, I also love the ones of Brad and His Lady Love Angie out on the town and The Muesum pics,so cool seeing the entire Fam together. Whew, busy day trying to catch up…
Thank you African Girl for the great article…
Lfe is Good in the Jolie-Pitt land …

cheers.

Those haters and tabs who think Angie has the hots for her body guard have been watching too many Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner movies. This comment doesn’t have anything to do with his station, job. It has to do with WTF would she want him when she has Brad, and her family? Get really people. Everyone is scraping around in the muck to find some type of story. There is no story. They have run out of sh@t to talk about and print. Mygawd, I just heard another pop pop. Heads are continuing to explode. Peace. :lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Libra : 08/13/2007 at 11:13 am
Angelina is gorgeous and looks great in red, but, Maddox is so not cute at all,

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I just finished wading through the last thread with all the baby-haters bashing Shiloh…now they’ve moved on to Mad? WTF is wrong with you people? Your own kids look like a cross between Quasimodo and Jabba the Hutt…but you’re gonna sit here all day and call the J-P kids ugly? Talk about gall.

175 juju : 08/13/2007 at 1:15 pm
You people don’t give just give “negative opinions”. You insult, spread hate, make racial remarks about kids, lie… You behave like criminals and what you do is a crime.

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A) “you people” is a wee bit judgemental. wouldn’t want to paint everyone with the same brush now would you?

B) most people are not spreading hate. they just want to share an opinoin.

C) anyone making racial remarks or remarking about children should be banned. period.

#158: If they dye his hair red and blue and put polka dots on his face, he is their kid not yours. See to your children if you have any before raising someone else’s kids, ok? Nosy know-it-all!

182 dina #1
Those haters and tabs who think Angie has the hots for her body guard have been watching too many Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner movies.
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ROTFLMAO, I couldn’t contain myself.

Seriously, these haters need to get a life and move on.

This BG is not cute or beautiful IMO, he just has a nice body and knows how to dress, that’s it. NO DRAMA!

The trolls are so funny.

They go out of their way and come to a BAMPZS threads not to just look at the pictures but they always have to leave a negative/vile comment.
On top of it all, they expect us to accept their negative views and vile comments. Then they cry, this site is biased.

NEWS FLASH trolls, go to other threads at JJ’s of celebs that you like and post away. But if you come to a BAMPZS thread expect to find 99.9 % BAMPZS fans who will defend the family they admire and adore. OK!!!! Have a wonderful day.

BTW–you are not whinning because JJ is back and you can’t post those horrible, hateful wishes on this family and innocent kids RIGHT :lol:

She is gorgeous in red. Can’t remember if I saw her in red before. She must be really changing…. the little boy is cute and behaved in front of the crowd. must be getting great training from parents.

186 Just a suggestion : 08/13/2007 at 1:23 pm
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Frist, please, please don’t be hypocritical… Second, JJ just erases posts that are nasty (insults, racial comments…). So what’s your problem? Can’t you people give a negative opinion without defamation, insult…?

#162: what’s eating you up? That I say help? He is. And yes, I do put store by it because people like you put that distinction there. You want to portray Angie as someone who will go and have a fling with someone who works for her. People are trying to tie them together so they can get more mileage out of this new weapon to bring her down.

Pretending to have the hots for the bodyguard to convince people he is a good catch so he could be linked to Angie? How obvious is that?

Manipulate your own lives, why don’t you? Don’t think the fans will fall for it like trolls do.

Why?? Do some fans spend their time explaining and defending the rants
of these ass holes?? one of our attraction to this family is they
find no need to explain their self or their way of life to no one.
They are both as far as i can see comfortable in their own skin
and the life they lead. To be taunted by a pack of p.eeons is a wast of time. the PJ are a
prime example of how to live above the hate radar, and as fans we should follow suite.
There are too many positive things about this family, than to let
ourself wallow in the s.hit with these t.urds.

Peace