OlderParis Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog
Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!
A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?
Posted to: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
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120 Comments
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hilarious!
This is really vicious. Proves PAris hasn’t really changed at all. (Did anyone really think she had???) She is back with her old crew. That includes the repulsive druggie, Brandon Davis. He is the one who probably did the poster. Hope Lindsay stays on her course of rehab and dumps these terrible worthless people once and for all. Lindsay has talent and she has acomplished more, professionally, than all these stupid rich kids ever will. They are jealous of her. I hope she makes it.
YOU ARE THE BEST PARIS
That is actually pretty funny even if it is from Paris
OMG!! That is freakin hilarious!
thats sad,if ppl dont like her why dont they leave her alone but
I dont even think thats from paris
I have to admit….this is quite funny but, Paris Hilton is a piece of trash! Obviously she’s got too much time on her hands. Does she not remember her own jail stay?! What a vindictive, two-faced ******! She’ll never change!
Umm, hello retards. Just becuz it’s on the gate at Paris’s house does not mean Paris put it there! Do you people believe everything you see, hear and read?
There’s nothing like kicking Lindsay when she’s down, is there Paris? That’s an unkind thing to do - even if you were so desperate to get your name back in the news.
Do we know for sure that Paris actually had anything to do with this?
That’s Hilariously Funny!!
Wow.. Speechless.
IMMATURE
Herplex Parasite that bizch is a joke..she’s calling Hohan names..Hohan should kick her bird face scarecrow azz. Crabfest makes me sick. When she lied on Larry King I wasn’t surprise and the h.o better stay away from Nicole. Bizch picked on her too.,growing up. What a ska.nk bully. Bizch scared of her shadow. I don’t care for Lohan either but Crabby is disgusting. Yuck..Gross..
Everyone knows Paris is to stupid to think of something like that.
OMG that is soooo funny. I highly doubt that Paris did it herself, either she is being set up or someone did it for her. She would never have the wit to put that together.
im sorry…but that is funny!!!!
She IS too stupid for that. And besides, paps are outside her house 24/7. Get a clue people, someone smarter and more clever than Paris did that shiz.
That was vicious! Hahahaha!!!!! Still don’t like Wonky eye though.
There is something seriously wrong with that. I think they’re all a bunch of morons, but I don’t think highly of anyone who kicks someone while they’re down. Regardless of if it was ****** Paris, slick Brandon or whoever.
FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT READ, IT SAYS GO TO MYSPACE.COM/DIRTYAGENDA…HELLO THAT COTTY GUY IS THE ONE WHO PUT UP THE POSTER. I AM BY NO MEANS A PARIS FAN BUT THIS IS NOT HER DOING. SHE’S BUSY HANGING OUT WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ON THE BEACH…
Proving once again Paris is a low class ***** that she has always been.
so funny!!
paris…grow up!!!!how can she says something like that wen she, herself a ****….wat a troublemaker…paris is a real *****!!
Birds of a feather flock together. Nice necklace, though.
Just when will that kid (Lohan) stop destroying herself?
What a low class w||||| Money doesnt bring her class … she needs more jail time!
how old is paris? she is ridiculous… and people who support her are even more stupid.
That was uncalled for Paris (AKA Hollywood Ebola). Paris is better off in the slammer. She seems to convince people that she’s “changed”…changed what??? her panties?? Oh wait…she doesn’t wear one…by the way..the public doesn’t need to see it…its disturbing.
This clearly proved that Paris along with her greasy trust fund friends are nothing but spoiled waste of space SOB. Hey Paris…grow up and make some changes…go back to school because you are NOT smart… Do some volunteering as opposed to just talking about it. Put your “talent” to good use…like release another grainey green video…I am sure there’s more than one out there…leak it on your own just like the first one and act like you are a victim….overexposed…I supposed. In the meantime, leave Lilo alone…no one should be the subject of this…remember..what goes around comes around…and sometimes twice…hey maybe karma will put your dumb ass back in jail. Good luck! See you again on US weekly…oh yeah..you are banned…OOOPS…
That was really tacky and inconsiderate. Immature to say the least. For someone to do this knowing she have problems too… sounds hypocricy to me. Total classless.
Isnt it interesting how almost everyone here has jumped to slaggin on these two unfortunate females who are obviously being used by the nasty MALE ***** whose myspace address is whats on the poster.
Why didnt JJ include the myspace address so anyone who wants to give that nasty little pee wee crow bait hell can do so?
And how about all you females who are slaggin on both paris and lindsay? Women will always be a woman’s worst enemy while men continue to use and abuse women.
How sad………..and this is the 21st century.
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