OlderParis Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog
Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!
A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
hilarious!
This is really vicious. Proves PAris hasn’t really changed at all. (Did anyone really think she had???) She is back with her old crew. That includes the repulsive druggie, Brandon Davis. He is the one who probably did the poster. Hope Lindsay stays on her course of rehab and dumps these terrible worthless people once and for all. Lindsay has talent and she has acomplished more, professionally, than all these stupid rich kids ever will. They are jealous of her. I hope she makes it.
YOU ARE THE BEST PARIS
That is actually pretty funny even if it is from Paris
OMG!! That is freakin hilarious!
thats sad,if ppl dont like her why dont they leave her alone but
I dont even think thats from paris
I have to admit….this is quite funny but, Paris Hilton is a piece of trash! Obviously she’s got too much time on her hands. Does she not remember her own jail stay?! What a vindictive, two-faced ******! She’ll never change!
Umm, hello retards. Just becuz it’s on the gate at Paris’s house does not mean Paris put it there! Do you people believe everything you see, hear and read?
There’s nothing like kicking Lindsay when she’s down, is there Paris? That’s an unkind thing to do - even if you were so desperate to get your name back in the news.
Do we know for sure that Paris actually had anything to do with this?
That’s Hilariously Funny!!
Wow.. Speechless.
IMMATURE
Herplex Parasite that bizch is a joke..she’s calling Hohan names..Hohan should kick her bird face scarecrow azz. Crabfest makes me sick. When she lied on Larry King I wasn’t surprise and the h.o better stay away from Nicole. Bizch picked on her too.,growing up. What a ska.nk bully. Bizch scared of her shadow. I don’t care for Lohan either but Crabby is disgusting. Yuck..Gross..
Everyone knows Paris is to stupid to think of something like that.
OMG that is soooo funny. I highly doubt that Paris did it herself, either she is being set up or someone did it for her. She would never have the wit to put that together.
im sorry…but that is funny!!!!
She IS too stupid for that. And besides, paps are outside her house 24/7. Get a clue people, someone smarter and more clever than Paris did that shiz.
That was vicious! Hahahaha!!!!! Still don’t like Wonky eye though.
There is something seriously wrong with that. I think they’re all a bunch of morons, but I don’t think highly of anyone who kicks someone while they’re down. Regardless of if it was ****** Paris, slick Brandon or whoever.
FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT READ, IT SAYS GO TO MYSPACE.COM/DIRTYAGENDA…HELLO THAT COTTY GUY IS THE ONE WHO PUT UP THE POSTER. I AM BY NO MEANS A PARIS FAN BUT THIS IS NOT HER DOING. SHE’S BUSY HANGING OUT WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ON THE BEACH…
Proving once again Paris is a low class ***** that she has always been.
so funny!!
paris…grow up!!!!how can she says something like that wen she, herself a ****….wat a troublemaker…paris is a real *****!!
Birds of a feather flock together. Nice necklace, though.
Just when will that kid (Lohan) stop destroying herself?
What a low class w||||| Money doesnt bring her class … she needs more jail time!
how old is paris? she is ridiculous… and people who support her are even more stupid.
That was uncalled for Paris (AKA Hollywood Ebola). Paris is better off in the slammer. She seems to convince people that she’s “changed”…changed what??? her panties?? Oh wait…she doesn’t wear one…by the way..the public doesn’t need to see it…its disturbing.
This clearly proved that Paris along with her greasy trust fund friends are nothing but spoiled waste of space SOB. Hey Paris…grow up and make some changes…go back to school because you are NOT smart… Do some volunteering as opposed to just talking about it. Put your “talent” to good use…like release another grainey green video…I am sure there’s more than one out there…leak it on your own just like the first one and act like you are a victim….overexposed…I supposed. In the meantime, leave Lilo alone…no one should be the subject of this…remember..what goes around comes around…and sometimes twice…hey maybe karma will put your dumb ass back in jail. Good luck! See you again on US weekly…oh yeah..you are banned…OOOPS…
That was really tacky and inconsiderate. Immature to say the least. For someone to do this knowing she have problems too… sounds hypocricy to me. Total classless.
Isnt it interesting how almost everyone here has jumped to slaggin on these two unfortunate females who are obviously being used by the nasty MALE ***** whose myspace address is whats on the poster.
Why didnt JJ include the myspace address so anyone who wants to give that nasty little pee wee crow bait hell can do so?
And how about all you females who are slaggin on both paris and lindsay? Women will always be a woman’s worst enemy while men continue to use and abuse women.
How sad………..and this is the 21st century.
Ridiculous… That’s not funny at all!
I wonder if Parasite thinks the pic of her in the police car crying is funny, Parasite cannot afford to make fun of anyone, considering all of her baggage.
LOVE IT!!!!!
Anybody could have put that there. I don’t see Paris doing that after the mistakes she’s made. Did anyone see Paris hang that on her gate?
face to face Paris, face to face…
I would really hope that Paris didn’t do that considering all the crap she has been in, not exactly the nicest, cleanest rep going on with her. And as dim as she is I still think she is a little brighter than to post it on her own gate considering that she is trying to make everyone think she is changeing. I don’t think it is all that funny as Lohan is really screwed up but to each his own.
**** you paris you ugly long droopy nose ****, you cant talk about nobody dumb *****, both you and lilo are a bunch of hos.
If Paris did it, or saw it and left it there, or whatever then she is really immature. She didn’t like being attacked when she went through her “drama” Either way whoever did it is really rude and insenesitive. Lindsay is a celeb yes but she is also a young girl with sh*t for family and she is going through a serious problem.
OMG!! That is hilarious!!!!
Now that’s some funny S***!!!
I was going to ask — how do we know it was Paris our her entourage that put it there? Then I wonder why it has not been taken down?
so paris is supposed to be all grown up and a changed woman? NOT. how immature, how old is she like 10?
Ok, that made me laugh out loud after a couple of really crappy days.
Too funny. I admire Paris a nano-bit after that.
I think is not funny at all. Lindsay is going through a lot and that’s not a reason for Paris to make fun of. You never know when stuff like that or even worse could ever happen to you or to loved ones.
Paris is 26 right? I just have to say what an airhead.
LOL.
#32 yeah, she is last person to make fun of someone, considering the things she does. I really don´t like paris.
It will be interesting to see if lohan gets revenge.
She probably didnt put that up there. its her house but it doesnt mean she did it. plus,
She sold her house!!!
Guys, go to http://www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda and you will see the “artist” that created this poster. Obviously someone is trying to cause more drama by saying Paris made this poster. Just because it was posted outside of her home doesn’t automatically mean she had anything to do with it.
Paris Hilton isn’t that clever. Probably the same people who vandalized her gates. Funny though.
this is the most ridiculous immature thing I’ve ever seen. I’m embarrassed to live in the same state as this d o u c h e b a g
I think it’s too clever to be the work of Paris..
Whomever made that sign is a big dummy. One human year equals seven dog years, not the other way around. So Lindsay wouldn’t be three in dog years, she would be 147.
LOL!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe you all think this is an new trick. It’s just a rip-off of an old joke. Girls have been doing this “LOST DOG” thing for years.
Supposedly it started when some angry wife did this to the chick her husband was cheating on her with.
So, whoever posted it isn’t very original at all.
As hilarious asd that is… the freckle jokes are just getting mean. That being said, trash her on everything else.
If you go to the myspace address at the bottom of the poster you’ll see it was done by some artist named Ryan Cotty. Paris isn’t smart enough to do that poster.
The best thing I’ve read in a while…hilarious!
But somehow I highly doubt PH was the one who put it up. Though I’m sure she doesn’t mind it being there
paris didn’t post this…on another site, it shows u that it was part of someones prank on hollywood.
just to repeat one someone else already did.. there is a myspace address it.. why do people assume its paris??
That’s actually funny!
WTF didnt this broad just get out of jail. wow she is really trying to attn taking jabs at a coke head WOW. paris has to be one of the most revengeful and treachous ppl i mean wow. what happened to her finding God? maybe she meant god as in herself being god. man, im so over these chix when will someone with acting talent in there 20s break out in hollywood and not be so immature and non classy.
thats funi but 1 qusetion some1 answer me … are paris n nicole best mates again ? ….. sum1 can tell me at katejames-07@hotmail.com
thats funi but 1 qusetion some1 answer me … are paris n nicole best mates again ? ….. sum1 can tell me at katejames-07@hotmail.com
Paris didn’t do it..all the words are spelled correctly
Do any of you really think Paris is that smart and clever to make something like that up?
If Paris did write it, it’d be in crayons, all the “L’s would be backwards and it would end with a drawing of her as ‘Princess of the Universe’.
…It’s some marketing campaign that some dude set up to sell his bad “art”
Paris isn’t the one who posted that. Zoom in and go to the myspace address. It’s from an LA artist.
shut up motherfuckers this is not funny,paris is a ***** lindsay is hot
Funny, but pretty obviously not put up by Paris, considering how insulting it is to her (Paris offering to give “all the cash in my cooch?”).
That’s just plain sad if Paris Hilton really did do that.
She really is still the low life scum she was before she went to prison….so much for all her precious statements regarding how much she has changed for the best.
Sure, LL has messed up but she is getting help, hopefully it’ll work this time around. LL actually worked for her sucess. Paris lives off her name and that’s it, she’s famous for being famous, which, is pathetic.
I thought I’ll never say the following sentence:
I like Paris!
:)))))))
I hate Paris and Lindsay needs help, but I didn’t laugh.I don’t like when people make fun of eating disorders, and she hasn’t looked like she was starving herself for a long time now. I’m all for making fun of how stupid celebs can be, but when that much effort is put into it it’s just sad! People have way too much time on their hands!
The real poster artist’s myspace page is http://myspace.com/dirtyagenda and you can check out other stuff he’s made. He’s a marketing genius! (And of course Paris didn’t write this—she can’t spell, and is NOT clever enough to even think of this!)
Pero ¿no eran amigas?, ahora la Paris diciendo que si Lindsay es anoréxica, ojos dilatados, que si una perra… que locas están todas.
This is way too clever to be the handiwork of Paris
if u go to the myspace on the poster it some weird guy who made the flyer…
that was freekin hilarious!!!
Omg, get over yourselves. Whether it’s real or not, Paris and Lindsay couldn’t give a **** about what you think about them. They don’t know who the **** you guys are, and you don’t know them. It’s crazy how **** like this gets more attention than the war in Iraq or global warming, and you’re giving them something they want — PUBLICITY. You’re just puppets and you don’t even know it.
Come on, people. Do any of you guys have a picture of Paris putting it on her own gate? Any evidence? Before you start ranting, think about it before making yourselves look like dumbasses. And whoever made that sign, it’s sad and pathetic to make fun of someone’s physical appearances and disorders. That’s just wrong. Just because they’re famous doesn’t mean we have to lose morality.
And how about all you females who are slaggin on both paris and lindsay? Women will always be a woman’s worst enemy while men continue to use and abuse women.
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This is so true. THIS is the reason I (as a female) do not have any female friends. Women are so hateful and evil, but on the other hand, I am not going to give two gross ****** passes because they have the same parts that I do. If you are a classy, accomplished woman that actually does something useful with your life, I will say nice things about you, but if you are human garbage like Hohan and Parasite, I’m not going to kiss your behind just because we’re the same sex. It’s sad that women cannot trust other women, because where does that leave us? I know all my friends are men, because I have no other option. I *could* be friends with a woman, but only if I wanted constant jealousy, backstabbing, nasty rumors spread about me, and constant attempts to steal my husband. No thanks. At some point you just have to say enough is enough, and since I have been screwed over by ALL of my women friends, I won’t be friends with women any more. And all these constant stories of backbiting and viciousness from women towards other women just helps confirm that I made the right decision.
However, this poster is HILARIOUS! I don’t care if Parasite made it, although if she did, I would have a LOT more respect for her because it would prove that she’s not a total idiot.
Yeah wow, she’s pretty cocky for someone who was ******* crying her eyes out in jail everyday not too long ago.
Very funny! Doubt Paris would have done it, though. She’s too busy for these kinds of pranks!
That’s hilarious,
but clearly Paris is way too out of it to even pull off something that funny.
Nicole Richie could, no doubt, but Paris? No way.
I just want to make clear that Paris Hilton had no part in the making or hanging of this poster. I actually really like Paris and think she is a wonderful individual that has been treated unfairly by the media. On the other hand, I really could careless about Lindsay because all the times I have ever been out and seen her at the clubs she has been a nasty sketched out ***** that thinks just because you have money and celebrity status, it give you the right to treat people like garbage . I am in no way trying to make fun or lite of her drug problem (being a recovering heroin addict myself)! With this said I just want to apologize to Paris for having in anyway dragged her into this and to all the people who have wrote me claiming I am being unfair and mean to Lindsay I say, if this is the type of person we look up we really need to re-examine our moral standards.
Hollywood is Burning
that’s just pathetic. anyone who pulled that on paris’ gate (doesn’t matter if it was paris herself or someone else) is far worse than lohan because he/she acts like a stupid kid. i highly doubt that, once again, he/she has enough courage to tell that lohan herself, in the face.
if it was paris who made that dumb poster, she’s even more pathetic than i could ever thought. we all know lohan’s not at all perfect, but anyway, who is? though im not being her fan, im still sure that she’s far more better than paris and her deceitful crew in a whole.
Paris is ridiculous…she needs to get a life and a job. Even though I don’t exactly love Lindsay, people who have this much time on their hands and a sick sense of humor disgust me.
obviously paris didnt write it! although she is a dog herself so i wouldnt put her past doing it. But would the dumb ***** put it on her own gate!
Seriously, children. Get over it. Paris didn’t do it.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=139973064&blogID=299880145
This Ryan Crotty kid is a genius. His art is fabulous, and he’s funny as HELL. Kat Von D (LA Ink, Miami Ink, best tatoo artist in the world) did one of his tatoos. I have a piece of his work and it’s the best purchase I’ve made.
I doubt Paris did this (mainly for logistics and originality reasons) but I also doubt she took it down when she found out. This is just nasty and uncalled for. I’m not a Lohan fan, but leave the girl alone at this point.
It’s sad that people believe this, LMAO what idiots.
but it is still pretty funny
There are no spelling mistakes or grammatical errors and there are some long and difficult words in there - so there is NO way Paris wrote it.
you guys think this is funny? it’s not even a little bit funny. not even chuckle worthy. not that i give two turds about L or P or any of those other douchebags.
MY dog could have written something more clever.
There is no way Psris wrote that. She isn’t smart enough, guys!
This is some of the funniest stuff I have seen in a while! Kudos!
People, make some research, it’s not from Prais, is just someone who had a little fun, and they posted it on Paris front door or what ever.
http://www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda
poor Paris. I’m not a fan of hers but, jeez, now I see why they say that the media takes this too far.
The whole Lindsay thing is fun as hell though.
I’m sorry, but that picture is the most fake thing I’ve ever seen…photoshop does wonders.
I think it’s funny, but obviously Paris didn’t write it. There’s an address on the poster + Paris isn’t cleaver enough. Both of these ******* (Lindsay & Paris) need to go away.
dude that is so politically correct for Blohan even if Paris herself didnt think it out which is way behind her borders. she needs to do a good 6 months on the inside to let thees hollywood parasites know they arent invisible. **** paris should go join her too.
Too funny, but I don’t think PH is smart enough to come up with all of that.
It’s not done by Paris, it’s from that guy with the myspace site http://www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda . If you look on the bigger pic of the poster you can read the URL.
PARIS DID NOT PUT THE DAMN SIGN THERE WEBTARDS. “RYAN CROTTY” DID.
You guys are seriously pathetic. This is just some catty high school nonsense. Get over it. You people are feeding on this stuff like pirhannas like this is the most important **** in the world.
Whoever believes this is pretty stupid. And you think Paris is? Please. Some low-life scumbag with nothing better to do made this pitiful poster. It’s sad how people choose to spend their time.
“PARIS IS TOO STUPID TO MAKE THIS POSTER, THERE’S NO SPELLING MISTAKES HA HA HA HA.”
^That’s just about the most biased, stereotypical reply ever. But what can I say, North American is pretty judgemental to people under the celebrity microscope and are too dense to think things through. You’re all retards.
It amazes me how immature these rich hollywood brats can really be. It only goes to show how insecure this person really is. Like they arent into drugs and drinkin and driving, lol. Loosers! they really need to get a life…. do something worthwhile, instead of being known for making porno, and partying. Or whatever they do. ****, at least Lindsay can act! lmaoo
Yeah…Like Paris isn’t a dog!
okay, okay. so this is ryan crotty. i did in fact make the poster. i posted it on paris’ fence only because i thought she would get a kick out of it. think of it as pure social commentary, because that is all it was ever really meant to be. I feel bad for all the problems this has caused paris, i really have no problem with the girl and no desire to hurt her.
and for all of those out there who are defending miss lohan, get over it. she’d spit in your face if she had the chance.
Lindsay Lohan has talent? Where? Up her nose? She is as talented as Paris Hilton or Britney Spears i.e NOT!
guys. that’s NOT paris hilton. it’s this guy called “ryan crotty” or something. the website is “myspace.com/dirtyagenda”. it’s shown on the poster in the photo. just zoom in.
congrats. you’re all DOUCHEBAGS for believing and getting a kick out of this nonsense ****. pat yourself on the back.
Surely it’s a bit too sharply written for Paris?
LMAO you all talk like you know paris, personally.
ughh. damn internet nerds.
Come on.I don’t who is the biggest c*** here Paris or Lohan.They are both trash as far as I see.They love to be in the news.And you people that think that PAris did this.Are you kidding?She probably doesn’t even know how to spel her own name.She really should go back to amking her porn movies.She is such a disgusting beach!!!!!!!!!!
I doubt that Paris wrote that She is not that smart or funny enough to do this
that is downright mean… funny but meanXD
personally i don’t like any of them but really Paris is really fuelling the catfight isn’t she. anyway i don’t think paris hilton wrote that: she’s too dumb for that lmao
Paris didn’t do this. A random guy has already come forward and admitted to posting it on her gate. See Idontlikeyouinthatway.com for details.
Come on ppl. Paris is too stupid to think of something that hilarious. Besides she has better things to do like hanging at the beach and partying. But whoever did think it up is a genius
This is about the same as kicking someone while theyre laying on the ground. The girl is troubled. what about helping her instead of making fun of her problems. sure Paris, when its you We’ll laugh and make dog posters!
paris is a ******* dumbass *****.
lindsay doesn’t deserve this. :|
They both are peices of trash.
Hhahaha…i am totally agree with Moto as people who support Paris hilton are even more stupid
i m speechless.. Paris is really funny..
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