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Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog

Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog

Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!

A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call — or go to —

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?

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What a low class w||||| Money doesnt bring her class … she needs more jail time!

how old is paris? she is ridiculous… and people who support her are even more stupid.

EbolaHater @ 08/15/2007 at 12:00 pm

That was uncalled for Paris (AKA Hollywood Ebola). Paris is better off in the slammer. She seems to convince people that she’s “changed”…changed what??? her panties?? Oh wait…she doesn’t wear one…by the way..the public doesn’t need to see it…its disturbing.
This clearly proved that Paris along with her greasy trust fund friends are nothing but spoiled waste of space SOB. Hey Paris…grow up and make some changes…go back to school because you are NOT smart… Do some volunteering as opposed to just talking about it. Put your “talent” to good use…like release another grainey green video…I am sure there’s more than one out there…leak it on your own just like the first one and act like you are a victim….overexposed…I supposed. In the meantime, leave Lilo alone…no one should be the subject of this…remember..what goes around comes around…and sometimes twice…hey maybe karma will put your dumb ass back in jail. Good luck! See you again on US weekly…oh yeah..you are banned…OOOPS…

carrie nae @ 08/15/2007 at 12:08 pm

That was really tacky and inconsiderate. Immature to say the least. For someone to do this knowing she have problems too… sounds hypocricy to me. Total classless.

Isnt it interesting how almost everyone here has jumped to slaggin on these two unfortunate females who are obviously being used by the nasty MALE ***** whose myspace address is whats on the poster.

Why didnt JJ include the myspace address so anyone who wants to give that nasty little pee wee crow bait hell can do so?

And how about all you females who are slaggin on both paris and lindsay? Women will always be a woman’s worst enemy while men continue to use and abuse women.

How sad………..and this is the 21st century.

Ridiculous… That’s not funny at all!

inhirnamy137 @ 08/15/2007 at 12:39 pm

I wonder if Parasite thinks the pic of her in the police car crying is funny, Parasite cannot afford to make fun of anyone, considering all of her baggage.

~*~Get Real~*~ @ 08/15/2007 at 12:44 pm

LOVE IT!!!!!

Anybody could have put that there. I don’t see Paris doing that after the mistakes she’s made. Did anyone see Paris hang that on her gate?

face to face Paris, face to face…

I would really hope that Paris didn’t do that considering all the crap she has been in, not exactly the nicest, cleanest rep going on with her. And as dim as she is I still think she is a little brighter than to post it on her own gate considering that she is trying to make everyone think she is changeing. I don’t think it is all that funny as Lohan is really screwed up but to each his own.

**** you paris you ugly long droopy nose ****, you cant talk about nobody dumb *****, both you and lilo are a bunch of hos.

If Paris did it, or saw it and left it there, or whatever then she is really immature. She didn’t like being attacked when she went through her “drama” Either way whoever did it is really rude and insenesitive. Lindsay is a celeb yes but she is also a young girl with sh*t for family and she is going through a serious problem.

OMG!! That is hilarious!!!!

good grief haters @ 08/15/2007 at 1:14 pm

Now that’s some funny S***!!!

I was going to ask — how do we know it was Paris our her entourage that put it there? Then I wonder why it has not been taken down?

so paris is supposed to be all grown up and a changed woman? NOT. how immature, how old is she like 10?

Ok, that made me laugh out loud after a couple of really crappy days.

Too funny. I admire Paris a nano-bit after that.

I think is not funny at all. Lindsay is going through a lot and that’s not a reason for Paris to make fun of. You never know when stuff like that or even worse could ever happen to you or to loved ones.
Paris is 26 right? I just have to say what an airhead.

LOL.
#32 yeah, she is last person to make fun of someone, considering the things she does. I really don´t like paris.
It will be interesting to see if lohan gets revenge.

ElleBelle @ 08/15/2007 at 2:16 pm

She probably didnt put that up there. its her house but it doesnt mean she did it. plus,
She sold her house!!!

Guys, go to http://www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda and you will see the “artist” that created this poster. Obviously someone is trying to cause more drama by saying Paris made this poster. Just because it was posted outside of her home doesn’t automatically mean she had anything to do with it.

Paris Hilton isn’t that clever. Probably the same people who vandalized her gates. Funny though.

libraesque @ 08/15/2007 at 2:43 pm

this is the most ridiculous immature thing I’ve ever seen. I’m embarrassed to live in the same state as this d o u c h e b a g

I think it’s too clever to be the work of Paris..

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