OlderParis Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog
Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!
A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?
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Whomever made that sign is a big dummy. One human year equals seven dog years, not the other way around. So Lindsay wouldn’t be three in dog years, she would be 147.
LOL!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe you all think this is an new trick. It’s just a rip-off of an old joke. Girls have been doing this “LOST DOG” thing for years.
Supposedly it started when some angry wife did this to the chick her husband was cheating on her with.
So, whoever posted it isn’t very original at all.
As hilarious asd that is… the freckle jokes are just getting mean. That being said, trash her on everything else.
If you go to the myspace address at the bottom of the poster you’ll see it was done by some artist named Ryan Cotty. Paris isn’t smart enough to do that poster.
The best thing I’ve read in a while…hilarious!
But somehow I highly doubt PH was the one who put it up. Though I’m sure she doesn’t mind it being there
paris didn’t post this…on another site, it shows u that it was part of someones prank on hollywood.
just to repeat one someone else already did.. there is a myspace address it.. why do people assume its paris??
That’s actually funny!
WTF didnt this broad just get out of jail. wow she is really trying to attn taking jabs at a coke head WOW. paris has to be one of the most revengeful and treachous ppl i mean wow. what happened to her finding God? maybe she meant god as in herself being god. man, im so over these chix when will someone with acting talent in there 20s break out in hollywood and not be so immature and non classy.
thats funi but 1 qusetion some1 answer me … are paris n nicole best mates again ? ….. sum1 can tell me at katejames-07@hotmail.com
thats funi but 1 qusetion some1 answer me … are paris n nicole best mates again ? ….. sum1 can tell me at katejames-07@hotmail.com
Paris didn’t do it..all the words are spelled correctly
Do any of you really think Paris is that smart and clever to make something like that up?
If Paris did write it, it’d be in crayons, all the “L’s would be backwards and it would end with a drawing of her as ‘Princess of the Universe’.
…It’s some marketing campaign that some dude set up to sell his bad “art”
Paris isn’t the one who posted that. Zoom in and go to the myspace address. It’s from an LA artist.
shut up motherfuckers this is not funny,paris is a ***** lindsay is hot
Funny, but pretty obviously not put up by Paris, considering how insulting it is to her (Paris offering to give “all the cash in my cooch?”).
That’s just plain sad if Paris Hilton really did do that.
She really is still the low life scum she was before she went to prison….so much for all her precious statements regarding how much she has changed for the best.
Sure, LL has messed up but she is getting help, hopefully it’ll work this time around. LL actually worked for her sucess. Paris lives off her name and that’s it, she’s famous for being famous, which, is pathetic.
I thought I’ll never say the following sentence:
I like Paris!
:)))))))
I hate Paris and Lindsay needs help, but I didn’t laugh.I don’t like when people make fun of eating disorders, and she hasn’t looked like she was starving herself for a long time now. I’m all for making fun of how stupid celebs can be, but when that much effort is put into it it’s just sad! People have way too much time on their hands!
The real poster artist’s myspace page is http://myspace.com/dirtyagenda and you can check out other stuff he’s made. He’s a marketing genius! (And of course Paris didn’t write this—she can’t spell, and is NOT clever enough to even think of this!)
Pero ¿no eran amigas?, ahora la Paris diciendo que si Lindsay es anoréxica, ojos dilatados, que si una perra… que locas están todas.
This is way too clever to be the handiwork of Paris
if u go to the myspace on the poster it some weird guy who made the flyer…
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