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Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!
A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?
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that was freekin hilarious!!!
Omg, get over yourselves. Whether it’s real or not, Paris and Lindsay couldn’t give a **** about what you think about them. They don’t know who the **** you guys are, and you don’t know them. It’s crazy how **** like this gets more attention than the war in Iraq or global warming, and you’re giving them something they want — PUBLICITY. You’re just puppets and you don’t even know it.
Come on, people. Do any of you guys have a picture of Paris putting it on her own gate? Any evidence? Before you start ranting, think about it before making yourselves look like dumbasses. And whoever made that sign, it’s sad and pathetic to make fun of someone’s physical appearances and disorders. That’s just wrong. Just because they’re famous doesn’t mean we have to lose morality.
And how about all you females who are slaggin on both paris and lindsay? Women will always be a woman’s worst enemy while men continue to use and abuse women.
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This is so true. THIS is the reason I (as a female) do not have any female friends. Women are so hateful and evil, but on the other hand, I am not going to give two gross ****** passes because they have the same parts that I do. If you are a classy, accomplished woman that actually does something useful with your life, I will say nice things about you, but if you are human garbage like Hohan and Parasite, I’m not going to kiss your behind just because we’re the same sex. It’s sad that women cannot trust other women, because where does that leave us? I know all my friends are men, because I have no other option. I *could* be friends with a woman, but only if I wanted constant jealousy, backstabbing, nasty rumors spread about me, and constant attempts to steal my husband. No thanks. At some point you just have to say enough is enough, and since I have been screwed over by ALL of my women friends, I won’t be friends with women any more. And all these constant stories of backbiting and viciousness from women towards other women just helps confirm that I made the right decision.
However, this poster is HILARIOUS! I don’t care if Parasite made it, although if she did, I would have a LOT more respect for her because it would prove that she’s not a total idiot.
Yeah wow, she’s pretty cocky for someone who was ******* crying her eyes out in jail everyday not too long ago.
Very funny! Doubt Paris would have done it, though. She’s too busy for these kinds of pranks!
That’s hilarious,
but clearly Paris is way too out of it to even pull off something that funny.
Nicole Richie could, no doubt, but Paris? No way.
I just want to make clear that Paris Hilton had no part in the making or hanging of this poster. I actually really like Paris and think she is a wonderful individual that has been treated unfairly by the media. On the other hand, I really could careless about Lindsay because all the times I have ever been out and seen her at the clubs she has been a nasty sketched out ***** that thinks just because you have money and celebrity status, it give you the right to treat people like garbage . I am in no way trying to make fun or lite of her drug problem (being a recovering heroin addict myself)! With this said I just want to apologize to Paris for having in anyway dragged her into this and to all the people who have wrote me claiming I am being unfair and mean to Lindsay I say, if this is the type of person we look up we really need to re-examine our moral standards.
Hollywood is Burning
that’s just pathetic. anyone who pulled that on paris’ gate (doesn’t matter if it was paris herself or someone else) is far worse than lohan because he/she acts like a stupid kid. i highly doubt that, once again, he/she has enough courage to tell that lohan herself, in the face.
if it was paris who made that dumb poster, she’s even more pathetic than i could ever thought. we all know lohan’s not at all perfect, but anyway, who is? though im not being her fan, im still sure that she’s far more better than paris and her deceitful crew in a whole.
Paris is ridiculous…she needs to get a life and a job. Even though I don’t exactly love Lindsay, people who have this much time on their hands and a sick sense of humor disgust me.
obviously paris didnt write it! although she is a dog herself so i wouldnt put her past doing it. But would the dumb ***** put it on her own gate!
Seriously, children. Get over it. Paris didn’t do it.
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This Ryan Crotty kid is a genius. His art is fabulous, and he’s funny as HELL. Kat Von D (LA Ink, Miami Ink, best tatoo artist in the world) did one of his tatoos. I have a piece of his work and it’s the best purchase I’ve made.
I doubt Paris did this (mainly for logistics and originality reasons) but I also doubt she took it down when she found out. This is just nasty and uncalled for. I’m not a Lohan fan, but leave the girl alone at this point.
It’s sad that people believe this, LMAO what idiots.
but it is still pretty funny
There are no spelling mistakes or grammatical errors and there are some long and difficult words in there - so there is NO way Paris wrote it.
you guys think this is funny? it’s not even a little bit funny. not even chuckle worthy. not that i give two turds about L or P or any of those other douchebags.
MY dog could have written something more clever.
There is no way Psris wrote that. She isn’t smart enough, guys!
This is some of the funniest stuff I have seen in a while! Kudos!
People, make some research, it’s not from Prais, is just someone who had a little fun, and they posted it on Paris front door or what ever.
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poor Paris. I’m not a fan of hers but, jeez, now I see why they say that the media takes this too far.
The whole Lindsay thing is fun as hell though.
I’m sorry, but that picture is the most fake thing I’ve ever seen…photoshop does wonders.
I think it’s funny, but obviously Paris didn’t write it. There’s an address on the poster + Paris isn’t cleaver enough. Both of these ******* (Lindsay & Paris) need to go away.
dude that is so politically correct for Blohan even if Paris herself didnt think it out which is way behind her borders. she needs to do a good 6 months on the inside to let thees hollywood parasites know they arent invisible. **** paris should go join her too.
Too funny, but I don’t think PH is smart enough to come up with all of that.
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