OlderParis Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog
Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!
A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?
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It’s not done by Paris, it’s from that guy with the myspace site http://www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda . If you look on the bigger pic of the poster you can read the URL.
PARIS DID NOT PUT THE DAMN SIGN THERE WEBTARDS. “RYAN CROTTY” DID.
You guys are seriously pathetic. This is just some catty high school nonsense. Get over it. You people are feeding on this stuff like pirhannas like this is the most important **** in the world.
Whoever believes this is pretty stupid. And you think Paris is? Please. Some low-life scumbag with nothing better to do made this pitiful poster. It’s sad how people choose to spend their time.
“PARIS IS TOO STUPID TO MAKE THIS POSTER, THERE’S NO SPELLING MISTAKES HA HA HA HA.”
^That’s just about the most biased, stereotypical reply ever. But what can I say, North American is pretty judgemental to people under the celebrity microscope and are too dense to think things through. You’re all retards.
It amazes me how immature these rich hollywood brats can really be. It only goes to show how insecure this person really is. Like they arent into drugs and drinkin and driving, lol. Loosers! they really need to get a life…. do something worthwhile, instead of being known for making porno, and partying. Or whatever they do. ****, at least Lindsay can act! lmaoo
Yeah…Like Paris isn’t a dog!
okay, okay. so this is ryan crotty. i did in fact make the poster. i posted it on paris’ fence only because i thought she would get a kick out of it. think of it as pure social commentary, because that is all it was ever really meant to be. I feel bad for all the problems this has caused paris, i really have no problem with the girl and no desire to hurt her.
and for all of those out there who are defending miss lohan, get over it. she’d spit in your face if she had the chance.
Lindsay Lohan has talent? Where? Up her nose? She is as talented as Paris Hilton or Britney Spears i.e NOT!
guys. that’s NOT paris hilton. it’s this guy called “ryan crotty” or something. the website is “myspace.com/dirtyagenda”. it’s shown on the poster in the photo. just zoom in.
congrats. you’re all DOUCHEBAGS for believing and getting a kick out of this nonsense ****. pat yourself on the back.
Surely it’s a bit too sharply written for Paris?
LMAO you all talk like you know paris, personally.
ughh. damn internet nerds.
Come on.I don’t who is the biggest c*** here Paris or Lohan.They are both trash as far as I see.They love to be in the news.And you people that think that PAris did this.Are you kidding?She probably doesn’t even know how to spel her own name.She really should go back to amking her porn movies.She is such a disgusting beach!!!!!!!!!!
I doubt that Paris wrote that She is not that smart or funny enough to do this
that is downright mean… funny but meanXD
personally i don’t like any of them but really Paris is really fuelling the catfight isn’t she. anyway i don’t think paris hilton wrote that: she’s too dumb for that lmao
Paris didn’t do this. A random guy has already come forward and admitted to posting it on her gate. See Idontlikeyouinthatway.com for details.
Come on ppl. Paris is too stupid to think of something that hilarious. Besides she has better things to do like hanging at the beach and partying. But whoever did think it up is a genius
This is about the same as kicking someone while theyre laying on the ground. The girl is troubled. what about helping her instead of making fun of her problems. sure Paris, when its you We’ll laugh and make dog posters!
paris is a ******* dumbass *****.
lindsay doesn’t deserve this. :|
They both are peices of trash.
Hhahaha…i am totally agree with Moto as people who support Paris hilton are even more stupid
i m speechless.. Paris is really funny..
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