Gwyneth Paltrow Brings “Pleasures Delight”

Oh disgusted, ya just hit my funny bone. I got the giggles now.

“to peddling perfume at the mall.”

Classic! LOL

Look it’s BIG BIRD in a dress! :-)

Gwynn trying to look edgy but ends up trashy. :(

We have all grown old. :-) She used to be interesting…. until she broke up with Brad.

Said in nasally tone, “I love Chicago.”

Yeah, sure you do simp. Why it’s just a coincidence that you happen to “love” it at the exact same time that ‘Brangelina,’ is there too. It’s a double coincidence that your monster PR b*tch Stephen Huvane, who is usually spending all his quality time with that TV sit-com HACK, Chinnifer Maniston, decided to book you in Chicago at THE EXACT SAME TIME ‘Brangelina’ are holed up there while Angie is filming? Coincidence? I think not. The odds of that occuring on it’s on, is nearly fackin’ impossible. Just like it was a coincidence that all those false fake leaks about Brad supposedly co-starring with her, leaked to the press at the exact same time, and as she was promoting some film of hers at Comic-con. Just like it’s also a coincidence that Maniston launches publicity blitzes RIGHT as Brad and Angelina are promoting their just released feature films, and then slinks back underground when they’re done.

Huvane could put betty white on the cover of Maxim, that’s how savvy and horrifically scary proficient he is. he’s a big huge C**T.

8 disgusted : 08/17/2007 at 4:55 pm

My how the high have fallen. From Oscar winner (shoulda have gone to Cate Blanchette for Elizabeth) to peddling perfume at the mall.
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Ya know why, Cate didn’t win coz the movie “Elizabeth” was directed by an Indian (Shekhar Kapur). The Oscar voters will not vote for a movie that is directed by a non-white. The same thing happened for the “Sixth Sense” which was directed by an Indian, Manoj Night Shayamalam.

22 kelana : 08/17/2007 at 7:13 pm
i love her hair and makeup, she’s got the whole upper east side privileged blonde girl look down. the dress is too young for her though.
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What? I don’t get what the above even means. I think that impression is more IN YOUR MIND than in other people’s. Who are these people you happen to see when you go to NYC, because I can tell you right now - she looks NOTHING like that — and that description of yours doesn’t even exist (although there are plenty ‘upper east side’ wealthy OLD ladies that dye their hair blonde) — but more realistically, I see about 1001 Paltrows every day walking the street of ANYTOWN, USA. She’s plain, she bleaches and fries her hair, her voice is annoying and nasally, she’s uneducated and she herself is one of the ‘dumb Americans’ that she LOVES to hate on. It’s quite funny actually.

I think the only reason a few people might have the same impression of her that you do, is because when she first came on the scene, and was known as BP’s gf, her PR people bent over backwards and did their damndest trying to associate her with Grace Kelly (like Claire Danes people are doing with her now) to establish a ‘name’ for her, separate and apart from being a movie star’s gf. They created that - the fashion icon and throwback. But it was all smoke and mirrors…OBVIOUSLY.

I mean look at that posture, why is she standing like that?? Like she’s 4 years old and has to go take a leak??!! My God, she’s half way to 40…and she’s standing with her toes turned in and shoulders slumped??!! What is wrong with these women who just cannot grow up? It’s sad. …and that voice - ugh — nothing about this woman says poise or class to me. Cate Blanchett who’s around the same age, makes her look like such a fake. I think Estee should ditch Paltrow and hire Cate - if they want that ‘look,’ mainly because she does it so much better, and is the real deal.

This floral confection blends notes of juicy Pomegranate, whipped Strawberry Meringue and tempting Caramel with a sprinkling of Sugared Rose Petals, dewy Freesia, White Peony and Fresh Greens.
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This description actually made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

# 38 CLINIQUA

By the way I agree with Charlie, CLINIQUA sounds like such a cool drag name! Uhm, hello, I live in New York and yes, the whole Upper East Side blonde look does exist. It’s very hard to attain and maintain because it can be very expensive. A few examples of women who do this, Tinsley Mortimer, Lauren duPont, Amanda Hearst, and any blonde model worth her contract.

#43 janey, i love her hair color too! mine’s a little darker but i’m thinking of going a little lighter for winter to get that whole winter wonder blonde look. lol, yeah, CLINIQUA, relax lady, not everyone out there is out to get your idols’ heads.

Her hair looks like a bleached mess as usual. She needs a good cut and style.

My friend went to this. She said it had a pretty low turnout.

It’s safe to assume that most of the people who post here are women or men posing as women. The funny thing is it only proves of naturally predisposed women are to being catty. What’s even more hilarious is that people are being catty here over people they don’t even know! Yikes!