Enrique Iglesias’s Condom Conondrum
Enrique Iglesias might have a hot single burning the airwaves right now and an even hotter girlfriend in Anna Kournikova, but he still has a “tiny” problem– “I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience” – he said in a previous Esquire Magazine article.
Making condoms to accommodate any sudden “growth spurts,” Lifestyles Condoms is now guaranteeing Enrique $1 million dollars that they have something to fit him just right if he agrees to try on—and model—each of their varied sizes. Lifestyles Condoms range from the mesmerizing “Mega” to the ever-adorable “Lifestyles Snuggle Fit.” It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings and if this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault like this and still keep a hottie like Anna on his arm, other men are sure to follow suit and take pride in what they’re not packin’ and make sure to keep what they do have safe.
To make this quick mil, Lifestyles would coordinate an intimate photo shoot for the singer, wherein the photos could be viewed on the brand’s website, and would be featured on the boxes of the winning size condom.








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ummm Enrique’s brother Julio Jose has NO such problems….I speak from (blissful) experience :)
I bet he has LOTS of other skills. Altho he should call Brad Pitt on where to get those snuggle fit lil bits of condoms.
he shouldnt be proud of it
anna’s ex husband sergei is extra large down below.i know this for a fact because i’m an avid fan of all kind of sports including hockey.i would like to ask anna which taste better the small one or the large one.ha ha ha ha!
He joked about being a virgin and the press re-printed that one FOREVER. I’m pretty sure this is another joke .. .
since his new cd flpooed do you think he will joke about it?
He was the BEST artist in the world but he said lot of stupid things
he’s very HOOOOOT
i reckon his only jokeing around he wouldent have a small one
i reckon his only jokeing
i reckon his only jokeing about that
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