The Restricted ‘Beowulf’ Trailer

she looks amazing…woo first comment

nice….she’s hot!!!

Cant wait to see this movie!!!!!

She’s hottttttttt

Cant wait to see the movie.

the movie is rubbish aparently, my dads friend worked for the movie and they said it wasnt going to be a massive blockbuster hit..so dont get too excited

Hotttttttttt

Amazing!

‘Wonderful’

Fascinating!!!!!

she looks hot

i can’t wait to see this movie

JJ the pics are very very sexy and hot!

Thanks for the new thread, Jared.

”WOW’ BEAUTIFUL.

Sorry guys..jolie has HAD plastic surgEry..cheeks and nose….the lips are natural but she keeps them nice ans smooth, …even brad but has had facial resurfaing..she she never talkes bout wetehr or not she ever had surgery!
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/angelinajolie.htm

SURGERY is to enhance, so she was always a looker the surgery just brought it out of her for the better…there are limitations to surgery eg Kathy from my life on teh d list cant go any further because she is limited by her genes!!..sorry kathy love you but you know its true

interesting movie, wish I could see more, at this point I dont get it ,s o I am nto goign to pay for it.

Hot

susana

you cant tell ‘ME’ what to do.

I like/love/adore her so much!

did you hear that too?

sam becomes spokeperson in women society.and we can shout at her our problems and she will send that to men.

good trailer. don’t expect blockbuster but DAMN it caught my attention and i HATED the Polar Express.

to ‘yes’

if angelina jolie saw you in a street and you were walking up to her, and you said ‘hey, i love your work..’ (or whatever) she would be like ‘o great, please go away’ in her head.

hahahhahahayhaha

to mapiocca

she has never had plastic surgey she is only in her 30’s

and anyway, whats so bad about plastic surgery? my mum has had a boob job, and a lip job and also botox, and now she looks like my sister

heya guys, i cant wait to make friends here. (i’m new here)

so…who is jared?

just to let you wierd people know, this movie is not animated, how come we can see her face and all that?

Angie says no no no to plastic surgery she ain’t …. you know who!

D@mn!

‘Several’ haters have had their daily dose of stupid pills.

I hope you all come down from them soon… who am I kidding?

48 do you mean those legs are hers? Its animated

oh, god not again!

Mary & sophie no, you are RUBBISH. Having multiple online personalities is not good.

I guess the others are on the old thread…

Missouri fan

hiya!!!!

mf

i hear its your gs B’day, i hope you’re all having fun!

Char (MO Fan):

Thank you for the pictures you posted … helps to keep the thread positive and helps us avoid giving time and attention to the idiots who keep populating this and other Brad/Angelina threads.

It must really suck not to have a life and just have this lousy job of internet trolling. I hope they get paid well, what kind of a job is posting negatively on the internet all day long?

Whatever cant wait for this movie

this movie is not good

I love her acting.

She’s sexy

She’s hot

She’s beautiful

LOL — Angelina and Hopkins are the only ones who looks close to right. I saw “Sexy Beast” again the other day and this is definitely NOT modeled after Ray Winstone’s body — much as I adore him! Robin Penn is dead looking. I assume they have a lot more work to do and put Jolie out there on the early trailer because she is bound to sustain interest in the project. I have to say her breasts in the CGI really do look very similar to her breasts IRL.

http://www.crossfitoakland.com/archives/Jolie_Pic.JPG

people say i look like her

12 mary : 08/24/2007 at 11:14 am

New insider born every thread. LOL

Also

It’s not animation. Please go back to the old Beowulf threads that jared posted to read how this movie was made.

For those blaming Angelina for the accent in Alexander and now in Beowulf, SHE DID NOT DIRECT HERSELF. She was directed by Oliver Stone in Alexander, and now Robert Zemeckis in Beowulf, two A-list, top-of-the-line directors (just look at their filmography). THINK! That was the accent they wanted, it’s not like Angie said this is the accent I want to use!

And for the poster saying this is not animated, didn’t you see her tail and the dragon in the trailer? Looks very CGI to me. This was animated in the way Zemeckis’ Tom Hanks-starrer The Polar Express was animated.

70 Missouri Fan : 08/24/2007 at 11:44 am
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OMG… that pic is too cute.

Both Shiloh and Brad have the same facial expression, although I can see a little Angelina in Shiloh’s eyes.

I see Z’s expression; I wonder if Z’s expression matches Angelina’s.

NEW PICS OF BRAD AT GOFF LOOKING 57 AND WITH HIS STINKY HAT

http://www.funny-city.com/photos/office-rumours.shtml

Animation is this girl’s only hope; she cannot be cast in any decent role with that evaporating body

Brad loves to suck sam’s ****.

I am a huge, huge Brad and Angelina fan, but even I am beat by this #81 poster who probably was googling all over the internet for more new pics of Brad, whom he professes to hate. I cannot fathom, cannot understand if you hate Brad that much, why bother googling him, looking for his pictures, and then criticizing him up his wazoo?

I can’t stand Paris H and Britney S, so I cannot imagine myself wasting my time googling all over the internet for articles about them where I savagely critique them. I mean, I have better things to do with my time, even if only reading a good book or watching the Discovery Channel. That has been always a mystery to me ever since encountering all these rabid BAMPZS haters and naysayers at JustJared and other blogs.

One third of her salaries go to heping the poor people. Enough reason for people to support her.

70 Missouri Fan : 08/24/2007 at 11:44 am

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Thanks MF, what an adorable picture of Zee and Shi.

LOL: FROM JOSSIP
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At This Point, Mark Pasetsky Might Be Writing, Editing, Designing, and Fact Checking Life & Style All By Himself

It was only a matter of time before more Life & Style exits came to fruition so we could announce them!

In this edition, we hear executive editor Joe Bargmann was fired, while senior editor Kathleen Perricone has ditched for Star magazine, continuing the trend we have yet to make any sense of.

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http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=08&evt=shiloh-thumb&pic=00-shiloh-sucking-thumb.jpg

So cute !

Thanks everyone that’s positive and posting. We have to ignore hate. Keep the debate down, these people don’t want to be changed. I am glad Angelina works when she wants to. I am glad she gives a third back. I am glad she gives poor children the chance to have a home.
God bless Angelina and family.

hey, just wanna say i always use my own name if i blog, ALWAYS. i don’t change names, why should i? what’s the use? Naomi=Naomi not naomi, NAOMI, Naomii, Naomie! ok!!! an def not things like Angelina=ugly, I hate the brangelina’s. thinking that i change names shows you guys don’t have people knowledge. just saying. now continue with your angelina-adoration.
see ya an peace out.

Oh oh…..now , i think it’s useless, MIAPOCCA UR A HATER?, i thought ur neutral and real , I WAS wrong ur another LUNATIC thinking angelina is psycho bcoz u are a a SICKO urself?, i am so sorry for u, i HOPE u get some HELP b4 u KILL somebody with ur sick jelousy, OKAY? take good care of urself, coz i am woried about ur family, u need some serious, TLC from them , in situations like this.
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PS. when u post something about u hate or dislike, pls. make sure, there are sufficient evidence from credible sources not hearsays or just gimmicks from LEECHES who sucks u in for their own good, i mean to give them hits and ur a sucker for it. try sucking ur love one, tht will make u feel GOOD. pls. don’t let the stupid trick u, they are bloodsuckers for hits.

96 TICK TOCK : 08/24/2007 at 12:04 pm
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Beowulf is classic literature based on myth and legend, and it is not a tail it is a long braid.

Naomi–youre such a Loser…look at yourself in the mirror..do you see an old hag?tsk..tsk..tsk..i pity you..but then , youre a total ****!

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Enough with the dumbest post “oh someone is changing their name” PLEASE there is plent of people that do not lust after this family the way you do. The only reason you say that people change their names is bcuz all you freaks do it on the JA thread you are speaking from expereince loser — BUSTED!!!!!!!!

I bet Brad wishes that animation team would come to the house so they could make her look like she has that body, funny how she would only ever have a decent body bcuz it is fake LOL

i’m not even 20 yet i’m an old hag. sure i am. if i’m old then your just a stupid ************* lonely always-on-every angelina thread ***** ok?!
see i didn’t even attack angelina or brad or whateva yet you attack me!
just wuz saying i’m always Naomi O ******* K? sheesh get a life!

Thanks Jared for posting a BEOWULF thread!!!!

109 Patmycrotch

———- like to inform you not every Aniston haters are Brangelina fans. There are just a lot of persons see through her fakeness!!!!!!!!!

New thread

^^^^^^^^^^ Crazzzzzzzzy!…..Derrrrrrranged!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

would like to give ~~Martin Lawarence~~ his props for helping
to describe the trolls…

Good Afternoon Guys….OMG..Angie Rocks!

have a good one..later.

Here confirms the naked truth about Angelina Jolie and box office power, which is none until she takes off her cloth and goes naked. Seems she is going to her last resort now after her big disaster in her latest movie (what was the name of the movie again, anybody??? :)) -

120 whatever : 08/24/2007 at 1:07 pm
Here confirms the naked truth about Angelina Jolie and box office power, which is none until she takes off her cloth and goes naked. Seems she is going to her last resort now after her big disaster in her latest movie (what was the name of the movie again, anybody??? ) -
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It was A MIGHTY HEART and BEOWULF was filmed BEFORE AMH. Talk what you know.

The level of ignorance displayed here is astounding.

Movies fail for various reasons. Writing, editing, directing so much of the behind the scenes stuff actually makes the movie what it is but so few people seem to realize that or perhaps want to admit it. If the director does not have a clear vision for the film either due to a poor script or poor planning or whatever, the performances will suffer as will the film. That’s generally why the director gets the Best Movie Oscar. It’s far too easy to blame the person in front of the camera when a film does poorly because they are most visible.

Another reason for poor domestic market performance may simply be the nature of the film. This is where I find people simply lump films that have been executed well but just didn’t hit a home run because of the subject matter. Don’t make Angie the scapegoat because let’s say in the case of the Good Shepherd where she was in a supporting role, people simply were not that interested in a fairly quiet, slow-moving, 3 hr movie about an even quieter man who helped to discover the CIA. Unless you’re a history buff who gets all excited about the beginnings of the CIA or an incredibly die-hard Angie fan, the film held no interest for you. If Robert Deniro intended for the general public to rush out to see it then he needed to seriously rethink his approach but clearly the man wasn’t trying to make boxoffice gold, he knew it was risky and the domestic market didn’t bite. Same thing happened with the Good German with Clooney - only a small audience would see that film. That’s the risk they take.
The more recent example is AMH. The film is a geo-political procedural that takes you through the immediate days of Daniel Pearl’s abduction. We know he dies. This is not a happy movie in the traditional Hollywood way. Most people aren’t ready for this kind of film - it makes you think about hate and how destructive it is, how weakminded people can be manipulated by a single, unfounded accusation, you think about torture and whether it’s ever justified, you want Danny to be saved but you know he won’t be and it frustates you - who in their right mind would want to see this type of film other than people who see that kind of debate as recreation and die-hard Angie fans? The movie doesn’t appeal to the masses but the fact is, it was never meant to.

And you know what, as much as I like a brainless comedy or action flick here and there, it is sad that so many, and I do mean so many films with great messages and plots are just being ignored while people run out to see movies like Transformers, which I saw too but I try to balance my moments of frivolity with something intellectually stimulating.

Also,
Angie doesn’t bare herself in every film and while yes, there are often sexual undertones to many of her characters, that is not always the case either. People always seem to latch onto the most provocative things and never recall the moments when Angie is more subdued. She wasn’t provocative in The Bone Collector and while Lisa in Girl, Interrupted was certainly provocative, I don’t recall her once taking her clothes off. What about Gone in 60 Seconds, did she flash us there? (btw, I am actually asking because I didn’t see the theatrical release only the cencored cable version). Anyway, I don’t think she did just from the context of the film but I may be wrong but nonetheless, Angie doesn’t need to strip down to capture attention.

Angie plays strong, often powerful females and in Hollywood, overt sexuality is part of that. Other actresses in the past with dominant personalities have also had to contend with that, it’s typecasting to a certain extent. They do it to everyone - some actresses will forever be “the good girl” and will never be seen as anything else even if they had the acting ability. Fortunately, Angie has managed to work in several genres but let’s face it, she’ll never be cast as the “best friend” in a rom-com. She’s too dominant, she has too much presence. I recall a quote from Oliver Stone about Angie and the force she brings to a performance, something about he believed she lived a past life as a Pagan queen who commanded armies across deserts. THAT was why he cast her as Alexander’s mother despite her age. A presence such as hers is going to be cast in roles associated with power, influence and as Hollywood would have it, strong sexuality.

My daughter was at Comic Con and said this is going to be HUGE.

It’s a CARTOON! Of course she “looks” great.

In the real world she still is a 901b skin puppet.

104 Deb : 08/24/2007 at 12:16 pm
96 TICK TOCK : 08/24/2007 at 12:04 pm
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Beowulf is classic literature based on myth and legend

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LOL! Deb, don’t waste your type explaining anything to this bimbo. You think she knows what a myth or a legend is, or if she even heard of Beowulf? She thinks the tabloids are heavy reading and mouths the words out loud to herself while following them with her finger so she wont miss any.

This movie looks completely awsome, I will be going to see it for sure. Angie being in it makes it all the better

This preview is very intriguing! It makes me want to see the movie right now!

120 whatever : 08/24/2007 at 1:07 pm

Here confirms the naked truth about Angelina Jolie and box office power, which is none until she takes off her cloth and goes naked. Seems she is going to her last resort now after her big disaster in her latest movie (what was the name of the movie again, anybody??? :) ) -
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You’re a dope. “A Mighty Heart” — have you seen it? I can assure there wasn’t a dry eye in the theatre the last 20 minutes of that film. Very, very, very good film — so good it will make your teeth hurt!

The most naked AJ was in a film (not for TV) was the unrated version of “Original Sin.” She was fabulous! Not such a good supporting cast and a very melodramatic story but AJ was superb. Critical and box-office disaster! It cost $60+ million to make and made $45 million worldwide. Her highest grossing films she did NOT appear naked in any of the theatrical versions.

Yup and you are making my point — at least about Winstone — he used to box and he is a terrific actor but usually has major jowls and an enormous beer gut — still he’s a great guy!!

Quote:
“And then I got the lead in Beowulf with Angelina Jolie. You know they said in the paper, before she was even on set, that we were having murderous rows! Why don’t they leave this kid alone? She’s a great girl. I came home one day and I said to my wife, “I’ve had a ******* day, a really hard day.” She said, “Why, what’s the matter?” and I said, “I had to keep kissing Angelina Jolie.” And she went [pause while he collapses with laughter] “Well someone’s got to do it!”

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,,1769179,00.html

Hot,hot,hot….come on baby light my fire… I’m fill with desire…

I don’t like that way the animation looks, it’s looks like a video game, i’ll still see it bacause of AJ, like her, hate the way the movie looks

124 abby : 08/24/2007 at 2:56 pm

Thank you for your sensible well written post. Let’s hope the haters know how to read and learn at the same time. I know I know wishful thinking but you got to have hope..right.

Sorry, I love Angie. But she has clearly had a nose job, noses don’t completely change from aging. Her old nose was completely different.

Hate it! She could be a lot more beautiful than that. The CG is terrible! Doesn’t look like a VG because VG are better! Way better!

whorolina whoreling herself even in a cartoon movie. number 1 despo prostitute

The contrast between Jolie in “real life” and this film is amazing. It actually shows how thin she is. They must have added about 20 lbs in the movie. She looks younger and so much sexier here than she actually is.