Miss South Carolina Sounds Stupid
Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave the FUNNIEST response during last night’s Miss Teen USA pageant!!!!
Host Mario Lopez stood by as she was asked, “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
Miss South Carolina answered, “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
Miss Upton managed third runner-up!!!! Thanks, DListed! For more video of Miss Genius speaking, check out these interview questions!








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She sounds stupid? I believe she IS stupid. And how stupid is the pageant if this is what turns up in third place???
what the hell was that
wow she is so stupid.
If that were the “Miss Airhead” contest, she would have won hands down!!!
Is she plain stupid, or was she on drugs?
this girl cant not even locate her own brain, disgraceful
She is every American stereotype rolled into one!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY FOR ME!!
cant stop laughing now!!
HAHAHHAA
just bend her over so i can **** her smart!!!
UH WHAT?
Great! Another idiot….seems we produce more than our fair share. Third place is too good for Ms. South Carolina.
save by the bell. I thought they teach these girls to give non answers to every question. Maybe she just was nervous.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I bet she is one of those who can’t locate the U.S. on a world map, but she knows ALL about make-up!
Uhh… did she even answer the question? I bet she can’t locate the US on a world map
She represent what people think about americans…. no culture !!!!
She’s as dumnd as the other miss and that’s why she turns up in the thrid place!!!!
I bet she doesn’t even no where IRAQ and SOUTH AFRICA are..!!!
This is the product of reading too much tabloits. It is dumbing down people all over the world.
Huh? Help South Africa, Iraq and Asian countries? She has some nerve seeing as her education obviously failed her.
This chick brings new meaning to the words “If I could do it again”.
I love the two comments above proclaiming Miss South Carolina stupid and then saying she was third place.
“Third runner-up” = Fourth Place. Idiots.
And to her credit, the question was a bit blah. Then again ANY other answer would’ve been better than what she gave.
Well I can’t help but wonder if she was just nervous. I think pageants are silly to begin with.
#14 mack- It’s dumb, not dumnd. If you are going to insult Americans about their intelligence do it right. I bet she doesn’t even care about Iraq or South Africa. She is just trying to score points.
who are the judges anyway? this just proved that they’re dumber (or more stupid) than her. they should just change this to Miss STUPID Teen USA pageant. I wonder what is the question and answer for the winner and 2nd runner up.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll so glad i’m Canadian >P
LOL…an americans still wonder why they’re consider stupid!!!
I feel sorry for her. She will probably get every materialistic thing out of her shallow life that she wants because of her looks but she will never be able to truly know and understand the world around her.
well, this Miss represents the fifth American citizen who can’t locate the US on the map.
She should have said “There should be Peace and love”
I bet she can’t even find Canada on the Map
oh dear…
m.m.m. oh, wow! and i’m shaking my head!
oh god, so dumb. hahahaha. but yes, were the other constestants more stupid? what’s up with her getting third runner-up with that kind of an answer?
That didn’t make sense to me.
“Oh, if i only had a brain. ha ha ha…”
IAM SO DAMN HAPPY THAT I AM FROM ALBANIA EUROPE, I FEEL SOORRY FOR THAT *****.
her answer should have been i dunno, i can’t ever find it too. oh, just f*ck me yall I’ll blow ya if you let me win.
another “dumb blonde”
Whats worse than her stupidity, is if you google Miss teen South Carolina and click on her blog she has the following to say.
“Hey everyone!
I hope that you all are having a wonderful Summer! I have been very busy since July 7th getting ready for MAOT! It has been an exciting whirlwind and I’m counting down every day until I leave!
This week I have been writing numerous thank you notes, completing my wardrobe, practicing my talent, watching the news, and working out! I want to be prepared to the best of my ability for the national pageant! I found out that I am rooming with Miss Rhode Island’s Outstanding Teen, Molly Jacobs! I am excited for new friendships in Orlando! I am first in the White group; a great position to be in! ”
Correct me if I’m wrong but the white group? with a capital W?….Is America still promoting rascism?…Rhetorical question.
I’m white, disgusted and Irish by the way.
Lol she probably thinks Canada is overseas.
LOL #4,5 and 30.haha that was funny.
I don´t like mario lopez, but did you see the look on his face, so funny. It can happen, a person not know where certain countries are located, I mean memorized by heart. But dear lord, the U.S is big.
You can´t generalize, just because shes dumb (or appears), doesn´t mean all americans are.
24 opinion from Europe : 08/25/2007 at 12:45 pm
well, this Miss represents the fifth American citizen who can’t locate the US on the map.
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You beat me to this response. :mrgreen: This is however, embarassing. Must be related to Dubya. :lol:
I didn’t understand what she said…..why was she talking about helping iraq and south africa when the question was about the US?
Congratulations South Carolina. She’s your winner. Is this the best you have to offer?
She should have said “Because in this country we put way more emphasis on looks than on education. I’m a perfect example of that.”
She sounds as smart as President Bush. They should hook-up
she’s probably one of those people that don’t have a map -_-
Does she even know where the U.S. is? I’m sending HER a map!
Wow!I actually watched it last night. This is proven that pageant is not about brains- its so about looks. That’s very good to know.
And she represent South Carolina???? Brilliant!
Now, now ladies, she can’t help it if she also thinks that dog fighting is a sport — you know just like Vick and Jamie Foxx think. Right now several of my close friends who are from the south are hiding and won’t come out until this blows over. HA! HA! Somewhere a school teacher has shot herself/himself!!
OK I MUST SPEAK UP FOR THIS POOR CHILD, THE QUESTION SHE WAS GIVEN WAS A VERY THOUGHT OUT QUESTION HOWEVER IN COMPARISON TO THE OTHER QUESTIONS ASKED HER QUESTION WAS ONE MORE FIT FOR A POLITICAL DEBATE NOT A BEAUTY PAGEANT. THE OTHER 4 GIRLS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS THAT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THINGS TEENAGE GIRLS WOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT.
I DONT THINK LAUREN IS STUPID I JUST THINK SHE WAS VERY CAUGHT OF GUARD BY THE QUESTION. IF I WAS HER MOTHER I WOULD SUE WHOMEVER SHE HIRED TO COACH THIS CHILD. IT IS CLEAR TO ME THE CHILD WAS NOT PREPARED TO ANSWER A QUESTION OF THIS LEVEL. JUST A THOUGHT BEFORE YOU JUDGE THIS CHILD YOU NEED TO POST A VIDEO OF THE OTHER GIRLS WITH THEIR QUESTION AND THEIR ANSWERS BECAUSE NONE OF THEM RECEIVED A QUESTION LIKE THIS.
MISS COLORADO DESERVED THE TITLE BUT IT ISNT FAIR TO CALL MISS S. CAROLINA STUPID WHEN THE QUESTION CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD!!!
i absolutely added that to my myspace page. thank you, jared!
…these are the women competing in a ’scholarship’ pageant?
Holy Mother Of God!!!!!What was that???if I was Mario Lopez I would have knocked her with the mic on the head just to save her from herself, South Africa has the best learning institutions in Africa, girl needs to go back to school and ask for her tuition money back, its clear she did not learn anything…. come to South Africa we will help you learn something girl!!!!
I’m from South Carolina,I didn’t even know this was on but anyway,she doesn’t represent everyone in South Carolina.The position she came in was not to bad.Take care everyone
****** !!!
You want her parents to sue someone ELSE for her being a total moron?? You are missing completely who was to blame for that display of “Mommy thinks I am pretty, so that’s all that matters”.
Why are you bitching about the question? It was a simple, easy question. “More money for schools. More pay for teachers. Better education for masses.” Anything like that would have passed. She was nowhere NEAR the topic (what did SOUTH AFRICA and Irag have to do with the question???), and my money is that she can’t find the US herself, so her idiocy overwhelmed her.
How can you defend such total stupidity? Shouldn’t her parents sue themselves for allowing this moron on national TV, instead of being at home READING A BOOK??? Looking at a map? Doing remedial math?
The girl will be dancing on a pole in Myrtle Beach as soon as she finishes flunking out of community college.
did she even HEAR the question????????/!!!!!!
Where did she pull out Iraq and south africa???? Wasn’t the topic about america? Im so confused. This just proves that blondes really are dumb!(ok not all of them)
Oh God, she should not be given the right to talk !
Maybe was a joke… jejeje
Nothing but makeup - and THIS IS WHAT MAJORITY OF MEN WANT FOLKS, A WOMEN DOUSED IN MAKEUP WITHOUT A BRAIN ON HER SHOULDERS ITS LIKE F***ING A SHELL - I LEARNT that it gets old you need the perfect combo brains and looks
what the **** hahahahahahahahaha omg hahahahahahaha that **** is hella funny though…”i love hamburgers” would of been a better answer
good golly mizz molly. she is STUPID! not just ’stupid’ but seriously
s-t-u-p-i-d! geesh!
but i have 2 admit. stupid question! here, when miss Belgium is organized they ask better questions.
jeej belgium although i hate these kinda contests
#47 - that’s such a poor excuse!
That same question, if posed to my 8 year old nephew, will most likely elicit an answer like: “they have not taught that in school”, rather than go into a convoluted answer like Miss So. Carolina’s.
What a disgrace! She just reinforces the image of dumb and dumber blonde!
Why do they asked serious questions at pageants when it is all by the looks? Please don’t try to tell me they care about the winner being smart.
hahahahahaha
americans…
in a weird way she kind of answered the question
Wow, that was…odd. Poor kid I think she was nervous with that question BUT she should have been prepared, taken a deep breath, stayed on topic and stated a complete sentence in which made sense. She didn’t represent herself or her state very well.
I liked Miss Wyoming.
Even Mario was trying to stop himself laughing at the end.
BAHAHAHA wtf?? Was she talking about the education in other countries? I’m so confused what she was trying to say.
I actually saw this on TV last night and had to turn the channel, I was so embarrassed for her.
help “the asian countries”???? wtf. just one lump of asian countries huh? the asian countries. she is genius. truly and utterly genius.
ahahaha… if she managed third place with that answer (and most people think she’s dumb), what do u call the rest of the contestants (those who didnt make the top five)? :)) hilarious! ahhh… beauty pageants! all beauty…
It certainly seems that she was caught off guard with this question. However, anyone with an ounce of sense could effectively bluff their way through it if they didn’t have a thoughtful answer. What she said made absolutely no sense whatsoever. I can only imagine that after the event Miss South Carolina was cringing with embarrassment, although possibly not as much as me when I watched that video.
Oh my word, that was sick.
Wow. Just….wow.
I actually feel slightly dumber just having heard her speak.
honestly - that doesn’t say as much about our culture as it does about her parents and the loony people who inhabit the Pageant subculture. Show dogs, cats, your children - it’s not slightly weird, it’s effing ridiculous. Although I wonder if a show dog might be able to pick out the US on a map faster than she could.
Sweet job, parents
on the positive side, we’ve got another budding starlet who’s destined to fill the counrty’s urgent need for adult movie stars. Keep American ****jobs in America - made in the USA!!!
stupid chick!
I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!! ……SHE MIGHT BE DUMB BUT SHE SURE MADE MY DAY! HA! HA! HA! HE! HE! HE!
DUMB BLONDE!
She is an insult to American educational system. and I can’t believed it, there are lots of affluent Asian families who would give up everything in their home country just to let their kids have a better education in America. I think they will have a second thought after seeing this.
WHAT I SAID WAS IF HER MOTHER PAID A COACH TO PREPARE HER FOR INTERVIEW QUESTIONS THEN THAT COACH DIDNT DO THEIR JOB!!! WHEN YOU GET PAID FOR SERVICES AND YOU DONT DELIVER YOU SHOULD BE SUED!
IT IS OBVIOUS TO ME THAT MOST OF YOU DID NOT WATCH THIS PAGEANT.
LAUREN WAS THE ONLY GIRL ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT.
MISS COLORADO WAS ASKED ABOUT PARIS HILTON, LINSAY LOHAN, & NICOLE RICHIE. THE OTHER GIRLS WERE ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THINGS TEENAGERS WOULD KNOW ABOUT I THINK ONE GIRL WAS ASK HOW DO KNOW YOU ARE AN ADULT? THE GIRL REPLIED WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG WITHOUT ASKING YOUR PARENTS. HOW BOGUS IS THAT ****??? SO WHAT ANY 5 YEAR OLD WHO KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG WITHOUT ASKING MOMMY IS AN ADULT………. I MEAN THE OTHER GIRLS WERE ASK SIMPLE QUESTIONS NOT A QUESTION ABOUT EDUCATION OR POLITICS SO I MEAN YOU REALLY CANT SAY LAUREN IS STUPID. I FEEL SHE GOT SCREWED AND I THINK THE OTHER JUDGES DID TO BECAUSE EVEN WITH THAT HORRIBLE ANSWER SHE STILL CAME IN 3RD AND THAT ISNT BAD OUT OF 51 CONTESTANTS. LAUREN IS GOING TO GO AND BE AN AWESOME SOCCER PLAYER SO WHO CARES ABOUT A STUPID PAGEANT ANYWAY!!
I THINK MISS COLORADO DESERVED THE TITLE BUT AS FAR AS BEAUTY GOES SOUTH CARLINA DESERVED 1ST RUNNER UP!
You know, part of such a pageant is testing how they perform under pressure and their ability to think on their feet. You cannot be prepped with a calculated response for absolutely everything. Instead of ploughing straight into a nonsensical response, she needed to take a deep breath, keep her wits about her, stay on topic and say something relevant. How South Africa, Asia and Iraq got in there I will never know.
Even if she didn’t have the perfect academic response, using her own experience might have helped. If she is one of those teens unable to find the US on a map, perhaps pointing out that geography wasn’t required and atlases were rarely used in instruction could help answer that question. Or society’s obsession with celebrity/gossip and less on education and world relations - whatever, but not that rambling mess!
i happened to watch this part of the pagaent. i was thinking, “WHAT??” kkkk
Where can I donate money so that all Americans can have a map? The map shortage crisis is a serious issue. While people are constantly distracted by the Darfur crisis, the Iraq war, the recovery effort in New Orleans, the environment, worldwide extreme poverty or even Cancer research millions of Americans live without a single map. I’m glad Miss South Carolina had the courage to bring this very serious issue to the forefront. I hope some celebrity organizes a concert with top recording artists to bring even more attention to the map crisis.
I have been fortunate enough to have had a map since I was very young, but when I think of those who have never laid eyes on one–I feel sick. We may have been able to save those deprived of maps if only someone had spoken out sooner. Thank you Miss South Carolina. You have done a great service to your country.
Forget peace people–give maps a chance!
Thanks Jared - that was absolutely hilarious!
#80 If all teenagers are supposed to know about is Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie then that could explain why some people can’t locate the U.S. on a map.
Also, anyone who says all Americans are stupid because this chick happens to be, is just exhibiting another overused example of stupidity: the unfair generalization.
#85 I didnt say they were supposed to know about them I simply stated that most of them do more about that type of stuff rather than how many people can locate the us on an atlas..
Good Lord it seems you need to go back to school and learn to read.
Most teenagers do know care about political events nor do they care.
Most teenagers only care about who’s hot and who’s not or who did what or what is in and what is not. Notice I said MOST TEENAGERS not ALL teenagers. So go read a book if you can read!!!
mm: A tad defensive are we? Too bad for her she couldn’t keep her head down long enough to become a demure southern wife (on valium).
Simply put, she is the product of her SPECIALIZED upbringing - useless at everything but being a trophy. THIS is exactly the type of education you get when the school board has their head in the sand, abstinence for sex education, bashing all science, poo-pooing a second language, pro-flat earth and anti-evolution. Ex-slave states produce some beauties.
How pathetic is it that people try to make excuses for her!
If you think about it, how could any one with some level of education not recognize the U.S. on a map? After all, the North America continent is very BIG and easily recognizable. How many other countries are there in North America in addition to the U.S.? Heaven forbid they should ask her where South Africa and Iraq are on the map!
It seems to me like she is truly not a very bright person and not well-educated either. Her parents probably paid someone to coash her, but because she’s not bright to begin with, she got all the information all mixed up. You can’t really do last minute cramming for someone with a very dim lightbulb.
oops, I had a typo. I meant .. “Her parents probably paid someone to coach her” not coash.
She’s dumber than a box of rocks. I just imagine she cried when she got offstage. wow wee wow wow isn’t education apart of this pathetic pageant? South Africa and Iraq… where did that come from? =))
That was embaressing to watch. What an idiot! Mario Lopez looked like he was just trying hard not to laugh at this twitass.
Mickey: Thanks for making my night! All New York must have heard me howling!
HAHAHAHAHA!
How is this a surprise to anyone though? She is a blond **** from South Carolina. LMAO!! “South Africa, Iraq and such…” LMAO!!
The pageant is dumb, not the contestants.
Just the type of persons who put George W Bush in office… that’s all
Duh…she’s one of the 1/5th of Americans who couldn’t locate the US on a map…1/5th of them are completely ignorant to such things as national geography, world geography…or anything that ends in “phy”:)
JUST ANOTHER DUMB F-CKABLE BLEACHED BLONDE BIMBO SUCKING UP OXYGEN. SHE DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAT GETTING LAID. STUPID W.H.O.R.E.
fot the people saying it’s a stupid question, it’s not! It’s a thought provoking question designed to accentuate the importance of education. Not knowing your country in a map is like not knowing your address, its pathetic.
She sounds a lot like George Bush. If she is like a fifth of Americans, it’s no wonder he got elected.
WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????
OMG, I’m right now ashamed to be Southern AND a woman!!!!
My gosh, if it’s meant for these women to represent young American women, should they not be required to pass a freakin’ test or something to show at least basic knowledge, and not just showing their legs and boobs and caking on the makeup?
WAKE UP CALL!!!!!
Geez, somebody really needs to go see the Wizard…the Wonderful Wizard of Oz…to get a brain!!!!
That was the funnies piece of crap i have heard in years, why did she bring iraq and asia into it in the first place?!?! Oh my god!! way way way too funny!! What a dumb silly *****
WHAT I SAID WAS IF HER MOTHER PAID A COACH TO PREPARE HER FOR INTERVIEW QUESTIONS THEN THAT COACH DIDNT DO THEIR JOB!!! WHEN YOU GET PAID FOR SERVICES AND YOU DONT DELIVER YOU SHOULD BE SUED!
IT IS OBVIOUS TO ME THAT MOST OF YOU DID NOT WATCH THIS PAGEANT.
LAUREN WAS THE ONLY GIRL ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT.
MISS COLORADO WAS ASKED ABOUT PARIS HILTON, LINSAY LOHAN, & NICOLE RICHIE. THE OTHER GIRLS WERE ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THINGS TEENAGERS WOULD KNOW ABOUT I THINK ONE GIRL WAS ASK HOW DO KNOW YOU ARE AN ADULT? THE GIRL REPLIED WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG WITHOUT ASKING YOUR PARENTS. HOW BOGUS IS THAT ****??? SO WHAT ANY 5 YEAR OLD WHO KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG WITHOUT ASKING MOMMY IS AN ADULT………. I MEAN THE OTHER GIRLS WERE ASK SIMPLE QUESTIONS NOT A QUESTION ABOUT EDUCATION OR POLITICS SO I MEAN YOU REALLY CANT SAY LAUREN IS STUPID. I FEEL SHE GOT SCREWED AND I THINK THE OTHER JUDGES DID TO BECAUSE EVEN WITH THAT HORRIBLE ANSWER SHE STILL CAME IN 3RD AND THAT ISNT BAD OUT OF 51 CONTESTANTS. LAUREN IS GOING TO GO AND BE AN AWESOME SOCCER PLAYER SO WHO CARES ABOUT A STUPID PAGEANT ANYWAY!!
I THINK MISS COLORADO DESERVED THE TITLE BUT AS FAR AS BEAUTY GOES SOUTH CARLINA DESERVED 1ST RUNNER UP!
-thank you for your stand which just proved the contest is all about beauty and not brain.
-if her question was the most difficult, compared to others then hers was the good one but painfully her answer….duh!
-you don’t need a piece of paper called map to know where US is. have you heard the World Wide Web aka the internet? or even watch the news? Opss…I forgot, she was to busy learning putting up make up.
-thank God I learnt Geography in my Asian-located-school.
This explains to the world why Dubya won twice. His IQ level matches the average American’s.
Girls competing in the beauty pageant are always not the intelligent one but this girl is really dumb.
Why is Katherine Heigl running for Miss Teen USA and why is she dumb?
The “legacy” of bush w. lives on! This is the “new” America… We’re doomed…
If she had a coach, I believe he gave her a few “typical and neutral” answers to say, and as she must not have understood the question, she might have decided to mix ALL the answers she had to learn. I bet she was sure she did a good job !! lol, EXCELLENT !!
I am in shock, not at her stupid answer but at the fact that 1/5th of Americans don’t know where their own country is!!!
Oh My God, is that supposed to be an answer? It even passed for an answer if the girl won the third place. But hey, I have noticed many times that the first three girls at such contests are never the best and you will always see much prettier and possibly smarter contestants left out at the end. Don’t blame it on her - blame it on jury that decided that she was the third best in the country.
Oh my god..I’m so embarrass for her!.
Oh my god..I’m so embarrassed for her!.
What was she talking about???!!! Stupid girl!
GREAAAATE.
I’m from SC, and I am SOOOOOO ashamed…. stupid ass
Wow! She’s about as “smart” as a dead person.
Wow……. and it only seems to be getting worse… I highly recommend everyone watch the movie Idiocracy (written and directed by Mike Judge, same guy that did Office Space and King of the Hill). The movie pretty much sums up where “U.S Americans” are headed (and the rest of the world too if non-Americans keep importing American culture). Some conspiracy theorists say this movie was suppressed because it goes to far in exposing certain things about American culture (check the wikipedia entry on ‘idiocracy’)
I worked up a convenient map of her response.
http://www.morningtoast.com/index.php/2007/08/im-sorry-i-missed-the-miss-teen-usa-pageant/
3rd runner up huh? wow this country has such great taste and even greater standards.
Poor girl-must’ve been nervous-next time dear child, repeat the question in the answer and then ad-lib-ie- I believe most recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map because the Americans who were polled were probably under 5 years old. I believe it’s necessary to first ascertain where the polls were done and what specific age groups were polled. Perhaps they polled three and five year olds, I don’t know. However, I believe if a large population of american adults were given the opportunity, they could find the US on a map.”
Think honey think!
What she -should- have said:
“The problem is… it isn’t big enough. The United States should grant the colonies of Canada and Mexico statehood so that the country becomes big enough to be easily found by all Americans.”
Sounds about right. Yep, she’s got the stereotype down pat. She may not be fat yet but she’s nailed the stupid part.
It’s funny and predictable that almost always George Bush gets ridiculed or comparisons are made that he’s not too bright.
Granted, he’s not the best public speaker but he scored higher than Kerry in college. You guys have undergraduate and masters degrees from Yale and Harvard?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Wow, this one is priceless. I wonder, is there intelligent life in the United States? Instead of spending money on thre space program to search for intelligent life on other planets. Americans really should be looking for intelligent life in the US. So proud to be Canadian. I wonder if Miss South Carolina is in anyway related to President George W. Bush? On a moron scale of 1 to 20 this one is a 35. Can’t stop laughing.
Wow why is the crowd applauding after her speach…. are they as dumb as her… Thats American People for you :P Sorry no offence im stunned can’t stop watching the video too funny.
mm,
When you emphasize everything, you emphasize nothing. Try turning off the caps lock and using that special key called “shift” located on either side of your keyboard.
The reason so many people have trouble locating the US on a map is that map publishers fail to all mark the country US or USA so that that we can look and see. We should should pass legislation requing that all map publishers use a different color for the US so we can locate it.
what she was trying to say is: if we we had better education the american people never would have supported the invasion of iraq; and we would have taken action against apartied in south africa.
QUOTE:This Moron wrote:
Where did she pull out Iraq and south africa???? Wasn’t the topic about america? Im so confused. This just proves that blondes really are dumb!(ok not all of them)
No…that just proves you’re DUMB. You’re even more of a dumb **** than she is for making a silly blonde comment when in reality, hair color has nothing to do with someone’s intelligence. Wake up! It’s just that… HAIR COLOR….like changing makeup. If she were really a Brunette what would you say then??????? Or what EXCUSE would you give then??????
DUDE THIS CHICK JUST SET REDNECKS BACK ANOTHER 50 YEARS!!!
HAHAHA
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE LENO AND LETTERMAN TONIGHT
What I find fascinating are the responses here. For the people who judge Americans based on GW and this unfortunate girl, what does it say about you? Two people do not make up a significant sampling to determine if a country the size of the U.S. is stupid or smart. Perhaps those of you that are insecure enough to find this sad display is of benefit to your weak egos are the actual imbeciles. I’ve lived throughout the world and find that there are intelligent and stupid people everywhere. BTW, I’m an American and proud of it!
Re: 130. Thank you, Carly, for such a well-written and truthful response! I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am ashamed that some of the other citizens of the world feel that overgeneralization about this topic somehow makes them appear intelligent in comparison.
We can laugh at this girl but let’s not make excuses. Anyone in this county has had it 10 fold better than most of the teenagers in the world. As I have traveled teenager in other countries is someone working full time and bearing children. No time for classes even if there were classes for the masses and not just the very wealthy. But most importantly SHAME on her and every other “Airhead” who puts make-up and crowns over silly things like world hunger and genocide.
what in the hot hell?
guess she aint smarter than a fifth grader..
ROTFL!
I always wondered where the idiots from “Girls gone Wild” came from!
Please go back to 7th grade…do not pass Go…do not collect 200 dollars.
WOW! that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! wow! wow! hahhahhhahahah, i can’t stop laughing! that was so dumb!
Caitlin Upton has been blooked on wikipedia preventing anyone from creating a page under her name. I have never before seen such a thing. This is almost as disturbing as 20 % of the population be unaware of the location of the US.
Mario should’ve brought out a map & asked Miss. South Carolina if SHE could locate the U.S. on a map. I wonder if she knows where South Carolina is located….(sigh)
If you stand close enough to her you can hear the ocean….
Awww come on, give her a break! She was obviously just VERY nervous. She isn’t stupid either. I just read that she’s a straight a student. Hey, I can’t speak in front of a camera either.
ouch…i’m from SC. or should i have not admitted that?
Kae’s reply:
WTF?! “our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
who said people that those countries aren’t smarter than people in the US? As far as I know Asians are smarter.
Spazz’s reply:
Firstly…WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS DEMENTED WOMAN?! Secondly…that speech made absoluely no sense whatsoever. I mean, what does Iraq, South Africa and all the Asian countries have to do with the educational welfare of America? From what I’ve heard from relaives, Filipino (Asians) courses are more advanced than American ones.
To #130: Carly
Yes there are intelligent people as well as less than intelligent people everywhere. However, no offense but I think your being slightly biased and very ignorant in saying that it’s not a fair judgment to say that because of her, all American’s are dumb. While I know that they are not dumb, I think they are very ignorant of pretty nearly everything outside of the United States. “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map.” ONE FIFTH can’t locate their own country on a world map! Thats ridiculous! That means if your standing in a room of five people, one of them can’t locate their own country. Forget about what Miss South Carolina said (because she was obviously nervous). Sorry but the statistic speaks louder.
To #47: mm
Your using her age an excuse? She’s how old? 18? And your saying it’s not her fault she couldn’t answer the question because it was too high a level? You do know she’s allowed to vote right? I’m sorry, but frankly I don’t care what kinds of questions the other girls got, whether it was about hair or makeup or Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton or whatever. Thank god they actually gave someone a legitimate question to answer instead of the shallow questions you claim to be the proper level for an 18 year old. It’s about time people started thinking about actual issues instead of mickey mouse topics. No wonder Bush is in office for the second time if the hardest question your legal voters can answer is about celebrities!
Well I guess my school needs one of her maps because I don’t where “The Iraq” is located.
Well I guess my school needs one of her maps because I don’t know where “The Iraq” is located……
#143 Jekka: You make me laugh. I find it funny how you believe poll results. Most educated people throughout the world understand polls have biases built into them and that you can attain any result you are looking for by selecting your demographic, sampling size, etc… Didn’t you learn that in school? I know I did in the American university I attended. Good luck to you. I doubt you would enjoy being stereotyped to the degree you stereotype Americans.
Jekka, BTW …that’s You’re not Your. (reference your comment to mm) Back to the books for you!
I have an idea. Let’s show miss South Carolina an atlas of our solar system. do you think she would be able to find planet Earth? Yikes!, the answer scares the crap out of me. By the way I’m still laughing. She should make this year’s World Stupidity Awards.
yeah..right!!! at least, she’s got that Barbie’s face.. uhhh…cute! in fact, Barbie didn’t have to hold a brain…:p
I Think ess dumb ess Canadains whom cannet spell or talk the English. Move it to the south of you own border gringo punks. Lookit what Americans done for World, while you and mamma country Francy Pants cry and hide. Long live U S OF A! And girl ok! She pretty than you hobo bums!
LMFAO!!! I’m happy that I’m Canadian =D
mm must be this stupid girl’s mother
To #146 Carly:
I actually did know that…but I assumed that you didn’t, sorry. You outsmarted me. Your probably one of the ones that can find your own country. Congratulations. Even still, I’ve had my fair share of experiences with Americans to know that even if the statistic is biased, they are still very ignorant of the world (in general, I know there are some who are intelligent and well informed)
P.S. I don’t grammar check my posts for you’re vs. your. Call me crazy but who cares?
To #150 El Gordo:
Re: I Think ess dumb ess Canadains whom cannet spell or talk the English.
I’m not even gonna touch that one!
Re:Lookit what Americans done for World
I’m looking…war and death? Ignorance? Arrogance? Immaturity? Sorry, but thats all I see.
Re:you and mamma country Francy Pants cry and hide
What are we crying and hiding from? Canada and France were two countries (among MANY others might I add) that stood up to the US and said we won’t support your immature barbarity. But your right, that just shows how weak we really are. More it shows how weak the US is when they rename french fries to freedom fries (lmao) because they don’t like the fact nobody agrees with them. Grow up.
Oops, the above was me.
Why would you expect these barbie doll wannabees to have a brain when they are judged on looks, bathing suits, strutting, etc? maybe you should quiz them before you bring them into a pageant??? Just to see if they can answer your question, she claims she didn’t hear the question in it’s entirity. maybe she didn’t.
Even if she had been answering a different question; Whatever she said makes no sense whatsoeever! Can somebody make up a question to which what she said would be the answer?
To El Gordo # 150 So you’re saying that Canadians can’t spell? Or talk? Have you seen or read your message? Have you seen the way you spell and write? 1st of all, it’s Canadian, not Canadains and it’s cannot, not cannet, you imbecile. I don’t know if you realize this but you have just insulted the entire French speaking people in the province of Quebec, who is 90% francophone. The rest of the country is Anglophone. You probably could not locate Canada or the province or city of Quebec on a map, you self centered pompous ass jerk.
“while you and mamma country Francy Pants cry and hide.” If I understood your words correctly. You should know this, we Canadians like the French did not go and invade Irak because it was disapproved by the UN. I approved my Prime Minister 100% on that matter. I approved him then and I have not changed my mind. By the way our troops are doing their part in the war on terrorism in Afghanistan.
So tell me, can you speak, read or write another language? Judging from the poor way you wrote your text I don’t think so. I’m not even sure you understand English. That proves that you have no class, and no culture.
I’m a bilingual Anglophone who lives in Quebec City. I can read, write and speak French as a 2nd language. (Espèce de pauvre idiot qui ne voit pas plus loin que le bout de son petit nez.) You poor idiot you can’t see any further then the end of his little nose.
This hobo bum is proud to be an Irish-Canadian.
yeah uhh….only US is available on maps.google.com so i cant see south africa and the iraq…….uhhhhhhhhh
It is an unintended genius — at this very moment she is the most well-known MISS in the whole pageant. I mean do you know who actually WON this competition? No, but we DO know Miss South Carolina. Dare I say that she IS Miss America? Just from the publicity she’s gotten, we would recognize her faster than the actually crowned girl.
And also, what do you expect for a 17 or 18 year old girl? If she told the truth . . . “1 out of 5 American’s can’t recognize the U.S. on a map because (1) they don’t pay attention in class and why should they when silly people like Paris Hilton run Hollywood (not literally so please don’t make stupid comments about this) and we all know she barely made it out of High School. (2) The educational system in this country is shot to hell and frankly 1 out of 5 kids probably didn’t get a geography lesson (never less a geography class) in all the 13 years of schooling the US provided. (3) 25% of Americans don’t care, ’cause they aren’t traveling out of the US anyway — have you seen the statistics for how many US citizens have passports?
Now, if she had said all that (which is the TRUTH) do you think she would have had a chance of winning? They would have been totally upset if she sprouted the truth.
And then, you have to think how ironic, they probably asked the 1 out of 5 that can’t find the US on the map. And she can’t find it all because of the reasons stated above.
I bet you idiots couldn’t answer that stupid question any better.
I think that South Carolina is first, Mississippi second, Alabama third, and then Arkansas fourth in the worriest education system after watching this.
#160…I welcome you to read any of the 162 posted comments…at least they are all able to form complete sentences.
I think she’s amazing! It is unfair to put beautiful women on the spot like that, she deserved to win!
… and apparently she has a 3.5 GPA!!! What is her school filling her little head with? And what tests are determining that it’s worth a 3.5 GPA? Shocking. Just shocking.
#162 Jekka
You obviously skipped school on sentence structure day.
Good Luck getting a job.
Well, it looks like Miss south carolina’s word of wisdom have started to spread over the http://WWW. Even great philosophers now recognize the rightness of her views and the accuracy of her thoughts:
http://www.kaizou.org/selectpost.php?id=38
sheesh, i don’t need a woman with a brain. with her body and looks, who cares?
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