Miss South Carolina Sounds Stupid
Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, gave the FUNNIEST response during last night’s Miss Teen USA pageant!!!!
Host Mario Lopez stood by as she was asked, “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
Miss South Carolina answered, “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
Miss Upton managed third runner-up!!!! Thanks, DListed! For more video of Miss Genius speaking, check out these interview questions!








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The reason so many people have trouble locating the US on a map is that map publishers fail to all mark the country US or USA so that that we can look and see. We should should pass legislation requing that all map publishers use a different color for the US so we can locate it.
what she was trying to say is: if we we had better education the american people never would have supported the invasion of iraq; and we would have taken action against apartied in south africa.
QUOTE:This Moron wrote:
Where did she pull out Iraq and south africa???? Wasn’t the topic about america? Im so confused. This just proves that blondes really are dumb!(ok not all of them)
No…that just proves you’re DUMB. You’re even more of a dumb **** than she is for making a silly blonde comment when in reality, hair color has nothing to do with someone’s intelligence. Wake up! It’s just that… HAIR COLOR….like changing makeup. If she were really a Brunette what would you say then??????? Or what EXCUSE would you give then??????
DUDE THIS CHICK JUST SET REDNECKS BACK ANOTHER 50 YEARS!!!
HAHAHA
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE LENO AND LETTERMAN TONIGHT
What I find fascinating are the responses here. For the people who judge Americans based on GW and this unfortunate girl, what does it say about you? Two people do not make up a significant sampling to determine if a country the size of the U.S. is stupid or smart. Perhaps those of you that are insecure enough to find this sad display is of benefit to your weak egos are the actual imbeciles. I’ve lived throughout the world and find that there are intelligent and stupid people everywhere. BTW, I’m an American and proud of it!
Re: 130. Thank you, Carly, for such a well-written and truthful response! I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am ashamed that some of the other citizens of the world feel that overgeneralization about this topic somehow makes them appear intelligent in comparison.
We can laugh at this girl but let’s not make excuses. Anyone in this county has had it 10 fold better than most of the teenagers in the world. As I have traveled teenager in other countries is someone working full time and bearing children. No time for classes even if there were classes for the masses and not just the very wealthy. But most importantly SHAME on her and every other “Airhead” who puts make-up and crowns over silly things like world hunger and genocide.
what in the hot hell?
guess she aint smarter than a fifth grader..
ROTFL!
I always wondered where the idiots from “Girls gone Wild” came from!
Please go back to 7th grade…do not pass Go…do not collect 200 dollars.
WOW! that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! wow! wow! hahhahhhahahah, i can’t stop laughing! that was so dumb!
Caitlin Upton has been blooked on wikipedia preventing anyone from creating a page under her name. I have never before seen such a thing. This is almost as disturbing as 20 % of the population be unaware of the location of the US.
Mario should’ve brought out a map & asked Miss. South Carolina if SHE could locate the U.S. on a map. I wonder if she knows where South Carolina is located….(sigh)
If you stand close enough to her you can hear the ocean….
Awww come on, give her a break! She was obviously just VERY nervous. She isn’t stupid either. I just read that she’s a straight a student. Hey, I can’t speak in front of a camera either.
ouch…i’m from SC. or should i have not admitted that?
Kae’s reply:
WTF?! “our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
who said people that those countries aren’t smarter than people in the US? As far as I know Asians are smarter.
Spazz’s reply:
Firstly…WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS DEMENTED WOMAN?! Secondly…that speech made absoluely no sense whatsoever. I mean, what does Iraq, South Africa and all the Asian countries have to do with the educational welfare of America? From what I’ve heard from relaives, Filipino (Asians) courses are more advanced than American ones.
To #130: Carly
Yes there are intelligent people as well as less than intelligent people everywhere. However, no offense but I think your being slightly biased and very ignorant in saying that it’s not a fair judgment to say that because of her, all American’s are dumb. While I know that they are not dumb, I think they are very ignorant of pretty nearly everything outside of the United States. “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map.” ONE FIFTH can’t locate their own country on a world map! Thats ridiculous! That means if your standing in a room of five people, one of them can’t locate their own country. Forget about what Miss South Carolina said (because she was obviously nervous). Sorry but the statistic speaks louder.
To #47: mm
Your using her age an excuse? She’s how old? 18? And your saying it’s not her fault she couldn’t answer the question because it was too high a level? You do know she’s allowed to vote right? I’m sorry, but frankly I don’t care what kinds of questions the other girls got, whether it was about hair or makeup or Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton or whatever. Thank god they actually gave someone a legitimate question to answer instead of the shallow questions you claim to be the proper level for an 18 year old. It’s about time people started thinking about actual issues instead of mickey mouse topics. No wonder Bush is in office for the second time if the hardest question your legal voters can answer is about celebrities!
Well I guess my school needs one of her maps because I don’t where “The Iraq” is located.
Well I guess my school needs one of her maps because I don’t know where “The Iraq” is located……
#143 Jekka: You make me laugh. I find it funny how you believe poll results. Most educated people throughout the world understand polls have biases built into them and that you can attain any result you are looking for by selecting your demographic, sampling size, etc… Didn’t you learn that in school? I know I did in the American university I attended. Good luck to you. I doubt you would enjoy being stereotyped to the degree you stereotype Americans.
Jekka, BTW …that’s You’re not Your. (reference your comment to mm) Back to the books for you!
I have an idea. Let’s show miss South Carolina an atlas of our solar system. do you think she would be able to find planet Earth? Yikes!, the answer scares the crap out of me. By the way I’m still laughing. She should make this year’s World Stupidity Awards.
yeah..right!!! at least, she’s got that Barbie’s face.. uhhh…cute! in fact, Barbie didn’t have to hold a brain…:p
I Think ess dumb ess Canadains whom cannet spell or talk the English. Move it to the south of you own border gringo punks. Lookit what Americans done for World, while you and mamma country Francy Pants cry and hide. Long live U S OF A! And girl ok! She pretty than you hobo bums!
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