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Well I’m glad that Angelina and now Brad had dealt with their feelings about Aniston and the divorce. It was always the elephant in the room. Next time Brad does a major interview (to promote CCOBB) he can only talk about the movie, Angelina and their kids and their charity work.

To the trolls - Brad only does interviews to promote a movie or his charity work. Thus as written upthread most interviews are PR regardless of who is doing the interview.

Why did the media turn on Brad after this comment? Why such a reaction?

i’m preggers.

she told people at mads birthday party thats why hes moved back home

Hello everyboyd! Oh, I have lots of posts to read, you work hard people!!.
The Mario Testino pics are incredible!!.

shout out to bigchin!iisa ba kayo ni ugly aniston?

522 ms.janie : 09/06/2007 at 8:23 pm
Brad has to say Jen’s name it feels good on his tongue.
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Maybe it’d feel good on your’s if you shoved it up your azz.

530 krungkrung : 09/06/2007 at 8:41 pm
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Congrats!!!!!! you must be so excited.

What can I say? Angie is beautiful inside and out. Brad is so lucky to have her…actually they’re are both lucky to have each other.

FROM THE ANISTON ARCHIVES… JENNIFER MEETS WITH HUVANE

Stephen Huvane sat on one of the two brown distressed leather couches in his fourth floor Wilshire Boulevard office, a corner office, with knee-high to ceiling windows and a late afternoon view of West Los Angeles. The panorama ran left from Century City to Beverly Hills on the right. The couch Stephen sat on had the better view than the couch supporting Jennifer Aniston, who was smoking a cigarette and air tapping the ashes onto a tray the size of toilet seat that sat on the burled oak coffee table separating the two couches. Jennifer was clicking a Bic lighter on and off she held in her right hand, the yellow flame playing off the falling orange California sun. Jennifer Aniston was wearing tight blue jeans, white socks, Nike running shoes and a navy blue tank top with string straps.

“What happened to the gold lighter I gave you,” asked Stephen.

“What do you do with a gold lighter, Stephen? You keep it. You use it. And if I use it, that means I am smoking. And I am trying to quit, remember,” said Jennifer nervously.

“But you’re using that cheap lighter. Bad image. If you are going to smoke, you might as well do it with gold,” said Stephen.

Jennifer shot Stephen a look and then put the cigarette out in the large tray. She then pulled out a pack of Merit Ultra Lights and flipped a new cigarette in her mouth, lighting it with the Bic. She took a long drag and then blew smoke rings into the upper center of Stephen Huvane’s office. Stephen Huvane was the younger brother of Kevin Huvane, the famous and powerful talent agent who was a partner of Creative Artist Management. Kevin Huvane managed the money and contracts of movie stars. Stephen Huvane managed the image of movie stars. Publicists were once considered the lapdogs of Hollywood. They were now the first to call on a celebrity’s emergency list.

“I like smoke rings. Is that a good image,” said Jennifer Aniston.

“Only if you are acting in a movie. But the way I have positioned you, smoking is not a good image in general. You are Jennifer Aniston, the perfect American white girl. Smoking is an imperfection,” said Stephen.

“What about being dumped by Brad Pitt? Is that an imperfection?” asked Jennifer.

“Well, actually, that is a part of the American Girl experience. It is not an image problem if handled correctly, and I think we handled it correctly,” said Stephen.

“OK. OK. So how are we handling this one?” asked Jennifer.

“With Vince Vaughn, I think we say it was a mutual separation,” said Stephen.

“Is lying part of the American Girl experience?” said Jennifer.

“Very much so,” said Stephen in all seriousness.

Jennifer listened to Huvane, listened to his speech about the American Girl, the American White Girl, that is. But it did not seem to maytter, this idea. The image was important to Stephen Huvane, not the human being.

“Is something wrong with me? How can I possibly be that perfect American girl? How? I am really quite pleasant, you know. I am low maintenance. I do not demand a lot from a man. But they…they keep…they keep leaving,” said Jennifer as she shoved the cigarette in her mouth for the twentieth time.

Stephen recognized that his client was upset, nearly in tears. It was touching, and though he at times allowed himself to get caught up in the emotions of his high profile clients, he viewed the emotions as publicity opportunities. Maybe the “jilted” Jennifer was a better image move than the “mutual separation” scenario he had proposed. Look at her. You wanted to hug her, take care of her. To say Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn separated mutually lacked any market value. It was avoidance. It was weak. It did not have balls. But sitting in front of Stephen Huvane was a story with balls, a story with value. To get dumped by a string of men can add value. Look what happened to Judy Garland. Sure Garland’s life was a mess and Judy Garland was a drug addict and miserable. That wasn’t the point. The Judy Garland name and image was golden. That was the point. That’s what was important. The market value of the life, not the quality of life.

“Maybe we should be honest. Maybe we should approach this from a perspective of truth,” said Stephen.

“The truth. That would be a new approach,” said Jennifer.

“Jennifer, there is the factual truth and there is the essence of truth. Sometimes the facts and the essence are in conflict. So it is my job to decide whether the facts or the essence serves you better,” said Stephen, knowing that he was shoveling **** with a big scoop, but hell, it was his business to mix **** into something digestible.

“Yeah, so what are you saying,” asked Jennifer.

“Maybe here, now, we go with the facts. Maybe the factual truth is the essence,” said Stephen Huvane. Stephen enjoyed making these pronouncements, and it reminded him that he should write a book on representing celebrities. It was all a matter of how you said things. **** is only **** if you call it ****. He chuckled at the thought.

“What are you laughing at?” asked Jennifer.

Whoops. His client caught him doing a daydream, a private thought, a mind journey that happens often while dealing with these movie stars who, bottom line, were really only interesting on the screen. In person, they were generally boring, causing Stephen to get lost in thought at odd moments. But he considered it work. He was paid good money to think things through, and so he was thinking, even though he should be conversing with Jennifer Aniston. His clients saw Stephen as part magician, part therapist. And right now Jennifer needed a therapist.

“I am just glad you are rid of Vince Vaughn. He was not good for your career,” said Stephen. He just pulled that one out of a hat.

“Vince is very talented. People like Vince. I liked Vince,” Jennifer said holding back tears.

“Yes. Yes. Yes. But you have class, Jennifer. You have a lot of class. Vince Vaughn is a big lug from the working class. You are from Tiffany. Vince is from…from Home Depot,” said Stephen.

“Just say it was mutual. I’d rather lie about it. It is no pone’s business. I want to get on with things. OK?” said Jennifer.

“OK. OK. A decision has been made. That is good. Sometimes you get to this place only after talking out the possibilities. So this is good. We go with the mutual separation story,” said Stephen.

Jennifer pulled out the gold lighter from her pocket.

“See, I have it. And I will use it. I like cigarettes. And that is the truth,” said Jennifer as she lit another Merit Ultra Light.

“OK. OK. Yes. Good. The truth is good. When it is good, that is,” said Stephen. Damn, he really should write a book.

that book of MARIO TOSTITOS?worth 400 grand?i hope all pictures are the jps.b/c im buying them.

539 Kit : 09/06/2007 at 9:20 pm
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No “dear” you didn’t “hit a nerve”, you made me laugh. And, yes you are making a fool of yourself. You live in “fantasy land”… It makes you happy to think they are unhappy is that it? Poor thing…

Let me tell you a few things:

1 - Brad and Angelina haven’t go anything to prove to anyone and they live theire lives the way they want.

2 - They are in the “red carpet” every time they came out — they always have a a buch of paps and people looking at they every move.

3- There are a buch of videos, photos…that show them always touching, caresing… I can give you links if you want? I’m nice , i know.

4 - Everyone that know them say how much in love they are. Not “sources”… people, with real names.

5 - Since they became together they never been apart more that 3, 4 days.

Do you want me to continue?

This is funny. From http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/:

In an interview in the upcoming issue of V Magazine, Brad Pitt defends how he handled the break up of his four and half year marriage to Jennifer Aniston. His reason? Angelina Jolie was super hot. He says:

The most important thing about that time was for Jen and me to figure out if - how do I put it? - if we didn’t want to go on without any outside influence… Is this where we got off? Have we taken this as far as we wanted to go? “Those questions had to be answered before an attraction to Angie could be answered…I don’t know how better to have handled it… The thing guiding me then was you don’t know how many days you have, and you need life to be everything you need it to be.”

I remember that one time I picked up that half empty can of dog food off the ground on the way to my buddy’s house. I’ll admit, it looked pretty tasty, but when I got there my buddy was grilling steaks. Then I realized I was holding a can of dog food and I threw it in the ******* trash. Yeah, what Brad said just totally reminded me of that.