Orlando Bloom — GQ’s Man of the Year

The box-office big hitter swashbuckled through Middle Earth and the Caribbean to becoming a Hollywood hero. Now Orlando Bloom is treading the boards in the West End, and GQ is leading the applause.

Mister Bloom sexes GQ UK’s “Man of the Year” issue with a wifebeater and pornstache.

Other GQ Men of the Year include Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell (Kirsten Dunst’s boyfriend), Sir Michael Caine, chef Gordon Ramsey, singer-songwriter James Blunt, rapper Kanye West and actor James McAvoy.

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# 1

Oh my God, disgusting…

# 2

he is a beautiful man…but the pornstache has got to go! They should have just given him a fake mustache so he could maintain his sexiness. Now he just looks kinda sick…

# 3

I’m sick of seeing him look like some perv from the seventies

# 4

the only man there is Caine - the others are just boys, puers. what has happened to men?? where is clive owen? he should be there.

# 5

he looks like something he is not. that is always annoying what a poser.

http://www.ilsvont.com

# 6
EVANGELINE_MANNING @ 09/08/2007 at 12:13 pm

LOL @ #3

Apparently Naomie likes the do.. They are still going hot!

Nice to see a star with his business to himself!

# 7

someone is missing…………… WHERE IS WENTWORTH MILLER????
GQ u r wrong! went is so beautiful.he’s so sexy and simple. he’s better than the other

# 8

I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets deported for looking like an undocumented worker.

I’m sorry but the ‘tache makes him look quite ugly. Ruins his face.

Hmm I’m a crazy perv I guess. I never liked him … too pretty boy looking … but now with the face pubes I’d let him stick it in!

why isn’t Brad Pitt on this list!!!!

he had better be added next year 2008 then!

I can’t believe Gerard Butler didn’t make it after “300″….goes to show…GQ has no idea what’s really going on in the world of “hot”…oh well…and Gordon Ramsey???? Pit faced and all????? I don’t think so….ugh…..

What a joke…Orlando Bloom, Man of the Year? GQ just lost a little credibility.

Is this a joke or something? But it’ll boost his profile for sure!

francesca @ 09/08/2007 at 1:59 pm

what a shiteous selection of men…..i think i just turned into a lesbian

Orlando really needs to get rid of that mustache. He looks like a sleezy porn director.

that damn pornstache….

naomie isnt dating him any more than I am.
they are friends..who once went out to dinner.
unless you have more proof than that you are the same as the UK Daily Mail

Not feeling the pornstach

remember da truth @ 09/08/2007 at 6:29 pm

Naomie who? I can only think of two — Naomi Watts, who is deliriously happy with Liev Schreiber, and Naomi Campbell.

The tank top — NEVER a good look on a man — along with the mustache is just so Castro Street circa 1982. That photo should be on the cover of the Advocate!!

Why in the world did Orlando let his bulking up from Kingdom of Heaven go to waste? He’s all bones now! :(

the_original_nika @ 09/08/2007 at 9:28 pm

did he lose the weight for the play? So skinny.

Hate the stache…if he doesn’t get rid of it after the play, I’ll personally rip it off myself.

JAMES MCAVOY!!
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“he looks like something he is not. that is always annoying what a poser.”

Kind of like every celebrity has to do at one point. That’s the purpose of photoshoots…

fat guy in a little coat @ 09/08/2007 at 10:44 pm

Damn, people, ya’ll ain’t got no taste. That is some serious hotness there. The pornstache is a damn shame, though. I’ll give you that.

The play ends its run Sept 15th if I am correct so he will be able to shave after then. Still even with it/the stache I think he’s a very gorgeous man. And James McAvoy is growing on me as well. I can’t stand Kanye West however.

Boo Orlando..GO JAMES MCAVOY!

meh. ORlando’s been looking a bit too . .manorexic meth addict-ish for my taste lately. too bad.

LMAO!!!! @

17 francesca : 09/08/2007 at 1:59 pm

what a shiteous selection of men…..i think i just turned into a lesbian

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