Miss South Carolina @ VMAs 2007
Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, is still famous!!!!!
After flubbing up the Miss Teen USA pageant, MTV invited her to the Video Music Awards to… talk up their MTV remix show of the VMAs. Watch the video below!!!!! Here’s what she said:
“Hi, I’m Miss South Carolina Teen USA, Caitlin Upton, your favorite girl from the Internet. Now that you voted for Best New Artist, you can go to MTV.com. After the show to see all of tonight’s performances… your favorite E VMA moments, your top choices will air in a VMA remix viewers’ pick show . But this show airs only one time because I personally believe that Nevada Las Vegans don’t have fun because some people out there don’t have meat. And I believe they should. Over here in the South America, we should help the Iran, the Pakistan and everywhere like such as the Wu-Tang Clan, so we can better our future. Such as.”
Miss South Carolina @ 2007 MTV Video Music Awards








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seriously…i don’t get what she’s trying to say!
she slurs….
good sport. 15 minutes…. up!
That took a lot of guts. If she can make fun of herself after that big public humiliation you gotta give her credit.
This whole thing is ridiculous.
lame
This made absolutely no sense. I was like WTF the whole time. What was MTV thinking?!
she’s really pathetic, doesn’t she have any self respect?
SHE IS SO F@KING STUPID. WHY SHE WAS THERE, TO INFORM US THAT SHE DID HER HOMEWORK AND SHE KNOWS WHERE IS AMERICA IN THE MAP?
Well isnt she slick… spinning her mess into 15 mins!
She is an idiot. that was so lame.
The whole “making fun of her stupidity” thing is getting old. It has moved from being almost endearing to just plain annoying.
Go away already.
I think she’s majorly stupid and needs to go away. What was she thinking talking like that? She’s not funny. So don’t try to be funny. Your 15 minutes are up and you can stop trying to be funny.
She is so DUMP!!! UNBELIEVABLE
lack of self-respect…..Miss Carolina : MOVE ON
lolz. dump?
nice.
its dumb btw.
omg what was that idiot thinking??
omg what was that idiot thinking??
terrific. so now she qualifies to be a full fledged famous celebutard.
Anyone can be famous at this day and age, which is sad.
well at least her dress is cute.
does anyone know who designed it?
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omg lol look at those shirts
this didn’t make sense, if she wanted to prove she was smart she should have said something smart duh!!
the dumbing of america
She was trying to show us that she is a smart girl, why the hell she is making the things worse again ?????
gosh her voice is so annoying
Why is she famous anyway? What’s up with her? And what is with her saying every word with ‘the’. She made everyone angry with her: vegans, geography teachers, diplomatics…
Famous? Please!! A Jessica Simpsons wanna-be. God help the youth of nation, please….Our future can’t be depending on such dumb people…sad.
Precious! She IS a smart girl (high school grad with 3.5 GPA) with the ability to laugh at her mistakes while looking exquisite! Loved it!
Ahaha. Annoying her 30 seconds, are we?
The thing I find the most funny is that they put her back on TV thats the biggest joke of it all!!
Pretty much that is all she could say give her speech a little humour twist because she knows she can’t actually speak on TV because she is dumb / inarticulate on the camera.
You can tell she was already f*ing up before that little “make fun of myself” thing.
STUPID, BUT FUNNY. I THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, BUT THEY COULD DO IT BETTER!
hey miss teen carolina just please shut up…. you suck
lame.lame.lame..
dump that girl.!
Good job Miss S. Carolina! She’s smart for riding on the publicity and having a sense of humor about it.
The next thing would be going on SNL ASAP.
I can’t believe this kind of crap is encouraged. Would someone please raise the bar?!!
Her and Jessica Simpson should do some double act or something. Maybe sell some proactive.
OK…. SHUD I LIKE LOL SUCH AZ ???
Okay, I kinda get them trying to play off of her embarrassing pageant moment, but what I don’t understand is what is she trying to prove in the pictures? That she’s “hawt?”
Oh lord, its the next Jessica Simpson. Stupid, desperate, has no shame!
I think how it is soooooooooooo stupid that they made her say “The Iran, the Pakistan..”
It isnt called THE!!! It is a country and say it with respect.
it really pissed me offf because it was her, and because she talks soo ****** annoying!
You guys are all dumbasses too… if she is so annoying and pathetic, then why are you wasting your time on this page, watching the clip over and over, and replying. And you wonder why she is so famous… because stupid people like you, made her famous by talking sh*t about her all over the internet, thats why! Everybody makes mistakes, let it go. If any of you idiots are ever on national television and are asked to answer a random question in front of millions of people, I hope you bomb it too. At least she can take a joke and have fun with it. You have to at least respect her for that. And who the hell cares what she is famous for? At least she was invited to the VMA’s… how many of you “smarter” people were invited? Go ahead, keep talking about her, make her even more famous, and then keep complaining about it.
Rose, you do know you sound even stupider getting worked up over the people who posted .. .right? I guess you didn’t or else you wouldn’t have written that long ass post.
we’re not laughing with you *****… we’re still laughing at you.
the fact that people actually watch this crap is proof that our society is totally ‘F’ ‘d
i want to go to wu-tang clan and listen to 36 chambers and then go to rza and see his brain create classics that will haunt the mainstream and make them cream their pants
ok so you people need to stop being so mean and jealous. Caite was nervous at miss teen usa and did not even hear the question. And then she has a contract with the miss universe orgamization so she had to go to the movie awards and say that for pagent place. The stuff she said there was scripted so its not like she had a choice but to say that stuff. And she really is smart, you only have seen thirty min. Of her life. You dont know her or live with her. She is the smartest and nicest person i know and she deserves credit for trying. I bet you couldnt have done all that after having a meltdown on national tv like that. You would prob. Hide. So give her the credit she deserves and stop being so mean. You dont even know here, so how can you judge her when you have seen thirty min. Of her on tv.
thanks - her sister
dude first of all she is fine secondly she will get jobs after this thing. i thought it was funny as hell. I am also damn sure she got paid like a bi bi.
selwyse… rediculous… im stupid for defending someone that obviously doesn’t deserve to be completely destroyed over this? wow… you are the stupid one. “STUPIDER”?! nice grammer, dumbass… it’s “more stupid.” and by the way… your post completely made my point. so thank you for that.
This is the shape of the future to come? …. such as …. Oh puleeze !
Nice!! :D
I think, miss Teen S. Carolina, and such as, in the South Africa, is like, such as, really fucked in the head and such as.
Also, Miss Upton realizes not, that she plays into the hands of some very dark forces, who want exactly this: An uninformed populace, focused on trivial pursuits, sex and drugs. Why? Because it’s precisely her generation who is getting the shaft, and will have to deal with the aftermath of today’s economic and geopolitical unravelling. She is the spokeswoman for the THOUSANDS if not MILLIONS of kids who will have to die procuring the last bit of oil, so that our society doesn’t reach a melt-down. In order to have willing cannon-fodder, you must first cut back education funding, and then you must flood them with distractions and drugs. Which corporate juggernaut do you think owns MTV? The only task assigned to the creative staff at MTV is to find new and improved ways to ridicule real artists (who want positive social change) and promote fake corporate artists (who manipulate the masses into complacency). DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT? The Pentagon controls Fox News. The CIA controls MTV and VH1. If you didn’t know this already, you”ve been a fool. First, they sell you the sex, and then you get the Go Army commercial. All day long. AND THAT, IS THE STATE OF AFFAIRS.
Those who use music to liberate others have been castrated.
Those who use music to enslave others have been promoted.
And don’t get me started on what they are doing to discredit African Americans. Do you think that millions of intellectual middle-class African Americans are proud of this current batch of thug pseudo-artists? After having given the world geniuses like Prince and Miles Davis? WAKE UP!
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
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