Sun, 09 September 2007 at 11:07 pm

Miss South Carolina @ VMAs 2007

Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, is still famous!!!!!

After flubbing up the Miss Teen USA pageant, MTV invited her to the Video Music Awards to… talk up their MTV remix show of the VMAs. Watch the video below!!!!! Here’s what she said:

“Hi, I’m Miss South Carolina Teen USA, Caitlin Upton, your favorite girl from the Internet. Now that you voted for Best New Artist, you can go to MTV.com. After the show to see all of tonight’s performances… your favorite E VMA moments, your top choices will air in a VMA remix viewers’ pick show . But this show airs only one time because I personally believe that Nevada Las Vegans don’t have fun because some people out there don’t have meat. And I believe they should. Over here in the South America, we should help the Iran, the Pakistan and everywhere like such as the Wu-Tang Clan, so we can better our future. Such as.”

Miss South Carolina @ 2007 MTV Video Music Awards

Photos: Matt Sayles/AP
Posted to: MTV Video Music Awards 2007
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Stinky @ 05/03/2008 at 1:58 pm

Also, Miss Upton realizes not, that she plays into the hands of some very dark forces, who want exactly this: An uninformed populace, focused on trivial pursuits, sex and drugs. Why? Because it’s precisely her generation who is getting the shaft, and will have to deal with the aftermath of today’s economic and geopolitical unravelling. She is the spokeswoman for the THOUSANDS if not MILLIONS of kids who will have to die procuring the last bit of oil, so that our society doesn’t reach a melt-down. In order to have willing cannon-fodder, you must first cut back education funding, and then you must flood them with distractions and drugs. Which corporate juggernaut do you think owns MTV? The only task assigned to the creative staff at MTV is to find new and improved ways to ridicule real artists (who want positive social change) and promote fake corporate artists (who manipulate the masses into complacency). DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT? The Pentagon controls Fox News. The CIA controls MTV and VH1. If you didn’t know this already, you”ve been a fool. First, they sell you the sex, and then you get the Go Army commercial. All day long. AND THAT, IS THE STATE OF AFFAIRS.
Those who use music to liberate others have been castrated.
Those who use music to enslave others have been promoted.
And don’t get me started on what they are doing to discredit African Americans. Do you think that millions of intellectual middle-class African Americans are proud of this current batch of thug pseudo-artists? After having given the world geniuses like Prince and Miles Davis? WAKE UP!
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
MTV IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS.