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Britney’s VMAs Performance UNCENSORED

Britney’s VMAs Performance UNCENSORED

HAHAHA! So wrong but sooooooo funny.

Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more

Enjoy!!!!! Poor Brit Brit. But that’s okay, 7.1 million people tuned in to watch the VMAs on Sunday. That’s up 23% from last year!

If you missed Britney’s real performance from the VMAs, watch that here.


Britney Spears‘ 2007 VMAs “Gimme More” UNCENSORED VERSION

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78 Comments

# 1
~*~Get Real~*~ @ 09/11/2007 at 4:38 pm

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! too funny : ) thanks jj

# 3

THis was a waste of air time. SHe was not a good performer, whatsoever. I wouldve preferred Kanye West over Britney Spears.

# 4

OMG, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THAT *****. SHE IS A LOSER

# 5

I love it :) thanks !!!

# 6
IDENTICAL performance..omg @ 09/11/2007 at 4:59 pm

YAYYYYYY!!..Looks Just Like her..he mimick her performance and look PERFECTLY!!!..YAYYYY!!

# 7

N’importe quoi ces amerloques ! Britney ferait mieux de vivre en France , ou elle serait tranquille ! Regardez chez vous au lieu de regarder la vie des autres !

**** nolife

# 8

tht was reallly suckyy… seems lykshe was lip singing and her moves r really bad

# 9

tht was reallly suckyy… seems lyk she was lip singing

I feel sorry for Brit but that was HILARIOUS! and gross:-o

This guy looks hotter than Brit muhahahaha

Why is everybody making fun of her? She is still human. I heard she had cried backstage after the performance because in her eyes, and unfortunately 7.1 million other pairs of eyes, she had failed. Is that really something to joke about? This poor girl is on a downward spiral and everybody thinks its funny. THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU ARE EVEN A HUMAN BEING YOURSELF. Along with Mary J. Blige, I was hoping she would come out of it unscathed and perhaps help boost her self-esteem even just a bit.

P.S. I’m not a fan of Britney but I am a human being.

racy lacy @ 09/11/2007 at 5:16 pm

I liked that better than what was actually shown on MTV>

de Cosmos @ 09/11/2007 at 5:17 pm

HaHa!! Too much, but please,
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“Leave Britney ALONE!”
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http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc

laissez la tranquille la pauvre
vous etes tous pathetique

that manbrit gots talent @ 09/11/2007 at 5:33 pm

12 Lisa : 09/11/2007 at 5:14 pm
Why is everybody making fun of her? She is still human. I heard she had cried backstage after the performance because in her eyes,
———————-
I read she went out that night and partied hard…again..don’t worry,,her millions will pick up her spirits..along with her dru.gs,alcohol, free se.x and pills..

that would have being a lot better than her real performancee!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA WAY BETTER THAN HER. HE AT LEAST WAS TRYING!!

@ Tina : qu’ELLE , elle nous foute la paix , et arrête de polluer nos ondes, nos écrans et nos magazines. Cette fille a un problème d’ordre psychiatrique , et sa place est dans un hopital , pas sur une scène internationale!

Wooden Legs Angelina @ 09/11/2007 at 5:58 pm

Gosh she really has come back, good for her

At least I found him amusing :D and he looked like he actually tried :D

JERKS !!! but funny. haha
still jerks !

at the end is really funny went they show 50 and diddy’s reaction!:D

Raaaaaaaaaaah les français(es) je vous adore, enfin des gens qui défendent BRIT !!!!!

Nan mais sans déconner, d’ou elle est grosse ?? Faut arrêtez là, elle était sublime.

C vraiment le bouc émissaire du moment et c souvent très (trop) injustifié, ça m’énerve !

Souhila a écrit : “qu’ELLE , elle nous foute la paix , et arrête de polluer nos ondes, nos écrans et nos magazines. Cette fille a un problème d’ordre psychiatrique , et sa place est dans un hopital , pas sur une scène internationale! ”

Alors autant je peux concevoir qu’on aime pas la musique de Brit, ni la personne, chacun ses gouts même si ce ne sont pas les miens… Mais bon, qu’elle envahisse les magazines, et bien, Souhila, je vais t’apprendre une chose : c pas Britney qui le décide de paraître dans les magazines. Je crois même qu’elle s’en passerait volontiers d’être autant traquée par les paparazzis. Même si elle a un très bon rapport avec eux et est toujours aimable.

Ensuite polluer nos ondes et nos écrans… Bah écoute, ces dernières années on peut dire qu’elle s’est faite absente la ptite Brit (au grand regret de ses fans) alors comment peux-tu trouver qu’elle pollue les ondes et les écrans ???

Quant à son problème d’ordre psychiatrique, alors là, comment peut-on écrire de telle chose ? D’ou tu connais Brit pour la juger ? Nan mais tu te rends compte de la débilité d’un tel propos ?

Arrêtez vous laissez influencer par les médias et apprenez à réfléchir un peu plus par vous-même. Parce que là ça devient vraiment mais vraiment ennuyeux.

Sur ce, sans rancune.

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE IS MAKING FUN OF HER WEIGHT!! SHE LOOKED PRETTY GOOD. IF YOU WANNA MAKE FUN OF HER POOR PERFORMANCE THATS ANOTHER THING!! THERE ARE PICS AROUND WITH A BROKEN HEAL MAYBE THATS WHY SHE COULDNT DANCE!!!

malibumom @ 09/11/2007 at 7:22 pm

The worse thing we can make for ourselves is an excuse-I will not sympathize with her-She is no different than the millions of teenagers who totally f’ up their lives after being told that they need to get an education and take care of themselves-but instead they decide to do something different and when it doesn’t work out, they want to be rescued and they want sympathy-She needs to do what she was told a long time ago-leave hollywood, go somewhere and properly rear you kids-but she is not going to do that-she doesn’t know how to do that-if she were poor, she would be just another statistic-

Raise the standards-set the goals high and push for excellence and nothing else-You may not reach the moon, but if you fall, you’ll fall among the stars!!!!

LMAO
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Way better and hotter than britney! LOL xD

The only reason I watched VMA was to see Britney. I felt very sorry for her. It didn’t work out and she knows it. Everyone should show a little humanity. Well, VMA got what they wanted … increased veiwers. Who are they going to sacrifice next year to keep the viewership up? Brit was set up, just look at the B—- who was on next. Kept flipping back and forth to see if VMA improved after Britney - didn’t. Sunday night football was much better.

LOL, funny AND very realistic.

Et les françaises, fermez-donc votre gueule.

the_original_nika @ 09/11/2007 at 8:19 pm

omg LMAO.

You people are sickening!

1st) she is not fat!
2nd) this sh*t isn’t even funny!
3rd) you make your living talking about her life, she don’t make her living talking about yours!
4th) If you posters think that you can do some much better, why haven’t we heard of you yet? what is taking you so long?
5th) she need to go home and make amends with her mother, If she had someone that was strong behind her, then she wouldn’t of lost her confidence! This year was different..because she didn’t have her mom behind her! I stronglt feel that way!

I think that she should have taken her time! She actually looks good for having babies back to back!

i think that it makes losers feel better about themselves to put another down! You see that she is feeling bad, and you f*ckers keep pushing the knife deeper, and deeper! you are no better than k-fraud! he is a lame @sshole!

I don’t feel sorry for her! She didn’t rehearse. She choose on purpose an outfit that exposed way to much of her flab, against other recommendations. She knew she didn’t put herself into her performance so why did she even accept the work if she wasn’t going to do the work?

The person I feel sorry for is her mother. You know she wept as she watched her daughter throw it all away like a bored spoiled little brat.

Hille Koiz @ 09/11/2007 at 10:09 pm

I don’t like Brit’s music, but it’s ridiculous make fun of a person who is in a bad situation. She needs her fans’ support.

I hope she is bringing in her sons birthdays, it’s the only right thing to do Shitney! Be there for them on their birthdays ******!

LMFAO!!! Brit, U ROCKED!! Jajaja uhm, and Brit, where can I get ur outfit? xDDDD

I never thought….that I would feel so sorry for her. Seriously, all she needs to do is become an artist. A real artist with substance. Dress like you have confidence. And by confidence I mean dress classy, and own it. You don’t have to show off your body in order to look “sexy”. Hell, baring everything isn’t sexy, it’s TRASHY. And its said that she thinks trashy is sexy. Come up with some awesome routines that showcase your strengths as an amazing dancer. Hell Madonna can’t sing nor dance in my opinion…but she still is probably on of the most successful women in the world…ugh! She could do soo much with the opportunities given to her….ugh!

# 12 Lisa- Why is everybody making fun of her? She is still human. I heard she had cried backstage after the performance because in her eyes,

Why are some people making excuses for her. Why is such kindness for the wealthy and unworthy. Cut some slack to other girls out there in the world who do not have Britney’s kind of money to get help. Just stop feeling sorry for someone who is leading a fun filled, irresponsible life but still will be o.k. at retirement time. there are enough people in each of our neighborhoods who needs this bleeding heart, humaniztic sympathy. Help those pople out in any way you can.

Tiens je ne savais pas qu’il y avait des francais qui lisent ce site. Ca serait marrant d’ecrire des tonnes de messages en francais…juste pour faire un peu chier le monde.

Omg!
My mum and i were on another site last night, and the site said that Britney was looking ‘herendously out of shape’ we nearly died! She was a perfect shape and for someone who has just had 2 babies, that comment was TOTALLY unnecessary!

Too many people are bagging Britney, just leave her alone and let her get her life back on track. The VMA’s performance means shes trying to win back our respect…she just needs a little more time and support from us, even if we’re not her fans!

Thanks for posting!
The pics are great :]

LOL that’s the funniest **** ever.

KrungKrung @ 09/12/2007 at 12:16 am

i know brit brit’s body has changed since she popped 2 adorable kids , she’s a lil chubby, and i know lots of people are pickin’ on her weight now, i hope and pray to buddha that she won’t go anorexic or skin and bones the next time we see her, why don’t the media and especially the papz leave her alone.

KrungKrung @ 09/12/2007 at 12:25 am

i do like her song “gimme more” it’s very danceable and more disco music like but the rests of her songs i don’t like, i heard two more so far, gimme more is the best of all, i hope.

LMAO!!!! HILARIOUS!

OMG it’s perfect! I love it! Actually more entertaining than the white trash cow trainwreck! lol

How can anyone feel sorry for or defend this disprespectful trainwreck? She is digusting with her behavior just doing photoshoots. Let’s her dog crap on clothing, steals things and walks out, and fires everyone at the drop of a hat!

She totally deserves to be beaten down and bashed. She was gross and ridiculous and finally she was stupid enough to really show the world what she has been like in all of her stupid photoshoots and encounters.

Her only career is flashing her flabby coot around with no panties or showing off her butt cheeks.

She doesn’t give a crap about anyone but her own needs. She is a selfish pig who totally trashed what rehab is, and mocked everyone who was trying to help her by making some stupid mocking video.

So she is getting what she deserves.

She is too stupid, lazy and untalented to be more than the white trash loser she is.

I love the video, and I think everyone in the media is being way to nice to her.

She is flabby and out of shape and at her best she cant even sing anyway. The low life has a mike on her for nothing.

Keep the parodies coming!

Jared, that’s not very nice. Britney is not fat. A lot of women would kill to have a body like her. Posting this video really show an ugly side of you, Jared. You don’t kick somebody when they’re already down.

She was a disgrace ALL THANKS TO HER silly fans who wanted so much her BIG COMEBACK. If is anyone to blame will be those who call themselfs FANS. The girl was never ready, you were keeping her on the spot light by saying lies about her how good she looked, how well she was doing..ect. This woman has big problems sense she dismiss all her old friends, family, and her own kids!!and you were soporting her craziness. Brit this year just give birth and you couldn’t help yourselfs on PUSHING and PUSHING her to comeback. YES BRIT FANS WELL DONE FOR DISTROYING HER AND KEEP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER YOU ARE THE ONES TO BLAME AND BRIT HERSELF FOR LISTENING TO YOU AND NOT HER REAL FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!

poor britney….

Si si les français sont en place, on est nombreux !!! Vive la communauté internationale !

Faut vraiment avoir des oeillères pour trouver que Brit est grosse… Je rêverais d’avoir un tel corps. A trop voir de maigrichonnes les gens ont une perception faussée de la normalité. C’est navrant !

Hille Koiz @ 09/12/2007 at 7:16 am

48 Yily

agreed

You Know Who I Am @ 09/12/2007 at 8:12 am

Why do people continue to make excuses for this 25 year old WOMAN. Britney’s not a little girl anymore and she needs to come to that realization. She’s so used to being pampered and catered to, that she hasn’t learned how to take responsibility for her actions; there was always someone there to clean up her messes.

Well Britney, there comes a day and a time where you have to grow up and deal with this wreck of a life that YOU’VE created on your own. No one can bail you out and set your life right, but YOU.

Some of you act like Britney is still this innocent little teen who is a victim of the industry. Britney is an adult with 2 children that she needs to set a positive example for. She’s not a “newbie” to the entertainmant industry, and she knew what she had to do to put on a great performance at the VMA’s if she ever wished to be taken seriously as an artist again, but she chose not to do it. Britney can’t blame anyone for this debacle but herself.

@ Ag : sans vouloir t’offenser , je perçois le manque de maturité dans tes propos ( tu dois surement avoir moins de 18 ans, est-ce que je me trompe ?!). Quand tu dis que Britney ne veut pas polluer les médias , c’est au contraire un moyen de communication qu’elle a utilisé à bon escient afin de ne pas disparaître du paysage médiatique alors que sa carrière était au point mort. Evidemment , la situation dérape et les paparazzi abusent. Mais elle sait tout à fait les utiliser : sic , l’amitié express de 2 semaines avec notre autre trash girl inutile à savoir Miss Hilton. Si ça ce n’est pas de la communication montée de toute pièce , qu’est-ce? Je ne ferais même pas de commentaires sur l’incident DES culottes. Ensuite, pour l’hôpital psy , j’ai peut être exagéré …mais elle a clairement besoin d’aide . Une mère avec 2 enfants en bas âge qui boit , sort jusqu’à pas d’heure , se fait photographier dans des situations caucasses , c’est hyper malsain , extrêmement malsain!!

Patmycrotch @ 09/12/2007 at 9:42 am

Sad nobody loves her …

LOOOL I love it! =D

#35 Hillie Kolz -
Britney does not respect her fans why should her fans support her. She continually takes money from people and delivers very little back. In the past year she has appeared at night clubs making her fans wait for long periods of time for her to show then does a poor performance - no actual singing and very little dancing. She was paid $100,000 to show up at an opening in Vegas and showed up 2 hours late (traveling on a private jet), stayed 15 minutes then took her private jet home. She wouldn’t even sign autographs or take pictures with her fans. She has trashed outfits at photo shots, come on camera looking like trash, parties all night, taking off her clothes and running in the ocean, wearing very short dresses with no underpants (including the day after the VMA). Then when she was paid again to appear on stage she looked high and tired. I guess parting all night will do that.

No I don’t think she cares about you, her children or herself (accept her bank account). When she gets some help and acts like a professional, I’ll give her a break.

It’s people like you that are enablers - all you do is hurt the person and keep them from getting help.

I know my son has a friend like Britney - I won’t let him in the house.

People need to stop paying her money to appear anywhere in the world and her fans need to stop paying money to see her. She doesn’t care about her performances why should you.

There are thousands of performers you can back who want to show what they can do and show the audience a great time. They sing, dance, act and tell jokes – go out and see what a true professional can do.

i kinda agree with what whoppi said on the view she doesnt really want to do this anymore but doesnt know how to stop..poor kid .. she became famous so fast..didnt really have a chance to go throw 20 something stages..

I agree with those who say not to feel sorry for her……..she was out than night, flashing her cooch for the world (and her sons) to see.

She bounced riiiight back.

Frenchgirl @ 09/12/2007 at 1:46 pm

What do we think about the broken heel theory? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiS80H4YEo

entiérement d’accord avec toi Caro.
en plus il la traite de grosse. ils feraient de se regarder dans le miroir. avec un taux d’obésité aussi élevé aux USA?
c’est l’hopital qui se fout de la charité.

#61 I don’t believe the heel was broken but BEND by her weight and lack of balance bc a brokend heel will appear loose, no way will return to the original position. EVEN if the heel was bronken she should have done a better job of lipsinging and improvise to distract the problem. A real good performer will never let down the fans by any circumstances, they will give it all. She obviously was onder the influence or too tired to care.

what a shame about brit’s perfomance. according to Life and Style mag even mtv exec’s were furious with her for it. they pumped it up and were sorely disappointed. what a shame our britney’s become:(

i just read an article in Life and Style and even mtv execs were pissed at her for it. they pumped it up and got nothing back. the same article has other insider comments as well.

~

I saw a video on youtube yesterday
and that video is explainin’ that her heel broke!
Then,isn’t her fault =(
And she’s not that fat,just a little bit xD

well im from mexico df so i think the performance that brit gave on mtv is very cool though she loked so heavy, i had never seen to brit like that , so nervous , i would like to say this perfomnce was very bad for the comnets that sarah said about brit’ children

Infelizmente meu inglês não é muito bom. Mas eu não poderia deixar de fazer esse comentário: Que sátira mais idiota!
Não sou fã de Britney Spears, mas ela é um ser humano! E essa brincadeira, parece muito com aquelas coisas pré-conceituosas e irracionais da época de colégio.
Foda-se o corpo perfeito! Foda-se a “perfeição” imposta pela mídia! Fodam-se todas as pessoas que acham graça disso e que são alienadas e abdusidas aos pré-conceitos do século XXI.

i really loves her.Brit..Brit..i think it wasn’t too bad. Hate everyone who laughed u. Brit..Brit..i love u..
All of people envy u..
U still have us, ur fans who is always supporting u..

mwahh mwahh brit..

HORRIBLE performance!!!

If this is a sign of things to come… her career is OVER!!!

I guess with Britney Spears it’s the same old beat. I don’t think she has the moves anymore at all. She use to dance really well. If that’s gone well I guess everything with it is gone too. I think she has no chance for this anymore. Her last CD was released in 2003 and now we are in 2007. For 4 years nothing was going on with her just Drama and I think It’s too late. The hair looks really fake, the singing, and the moving. Britney stop trying and start taking care of your 2 beautiful adorable boys.

Britney’s response to Chris Crocker:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VVcmHcHIsYc

Look Shes still got it. She has another song that is AMAZING. The poor girl was scared to death and so much more planned that was turned down last minute. Why does everyone decide to hate on her? If one of you screwed something major up at work, would you want all this slack? Im not making excuses for any of her past behaviors, but whats done is done. Shes clearly paying for it now. Do you really thing that she needs to hear how fat and ugly and awful everyone supposedly thinks she is? Dont you think she deal with enough problems without these hateful remarks? Envy is deadly you know. And also, i want someone to explain to me exactly what weight is just right? Now shes actually HEALTHY looking and everyone wants to call her fat. And if she loses the weight, here’s how the post is gonna go: “omg have you seen britney she looks anorexic shes not responsible enough for her kids, blah blah blah.” Get over it. Shes not bionic woman for christs sake. You know what though? For all of you who supposedly “hate” her, how many of ya actually tuned in to see her perform? Exactly. This girl has amazing power over everyone, especially those who dont like her. She will have an amazing comeback, and those who doubt it will be sticking their foot in their mouths. Hope ya keep ‘em clean.

I think Britney had a hot and sexy performance. Her bikini was hot and sexy showing off her hot sexy belly, boobs, butt, and legs. I wish she would sing and dance completely naked in her next performance. Britney would look hot and sexy if she posed completely naked in playboy, penthouse, etc. I love those belly shirts, bikini’s, and short skirts she wears showing off her sexy hot belly, boobs, butt, and legs. That national lampoons video making fun of Britney Spears really sucks. I want to have sex with Britney Spears’s hot sexy body.P.s. Britney had the sexiest outfit, dancing, singing, belly, boobs, butt, and legs at the 2007 Mtv video music awards in Las Vegas. Britney your the hottest and you will always be the sexiest girl I have ever seen. I love Britney Spears you hot little sexy woman you.

Julia Renee @ 12/04/2007 at 1:39 am

AAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! ******* HILARIOUS!!!

PUTRAIN C KOI CE GROS LARD? IL FOU QUOI ICI !

IL A PAS DE VIE IL GALERE !!!

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