Brad Pitt is Hollywood’s Most Wanted Man

Both Jesse James and AMH are mature and intelligent movies, they are not for the big public.

Hotie post Brad!! You nailed it.

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….:lol: you poor loser! can’t find them eh! don’t know where they are eh! hmmmm…. too bad you’ll gonna report your usual LIES and the Jolie-Pitts will just turn you upside down and PROVE you wrong all the time!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20057495,00.html

Brad Pitt: We’re Going to Need a Bigger Bed
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 18, 2007 07:00 AM EDT

By Caris Davis

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt says he and Angelina Jolie going to need a bigger bed – for their expanding brood.

“We’re not done,” Pitt, 43, quipped, acknowledging public interest in the family’s growth. “They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ And I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth.’ That’s my answer.”

“We also made a 9-foot-wide bed” that fits him, Jolie, 32, and all four children, Pitt who is starring in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, told the Associated Press. “Just big enough. One more and we’ll have to go to 11 feet.”

The Jolie-Pitt clan already consists of four kids, all born in Asia or Africa: Maddox, 6, Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1. And, while one parent works in front of the camera, the other takes time off to look after them.

“We just take turns and make sure we keep the family together,” Pitt said, adding in an interview with USA Today, “It’s impossible for us. We’re run out of every major city. There’s just too many paparazzi. There’s always cameras in the kids’ faces, yelling their names.”

Although he doesn’t pack a six-shooter like his latest screen character Jesse James, Pitt admits he’s concerned about “how to survive and how to maintain a family life.”

“I understand the essence of paranoia. I understand being hunted, to some degree. It’s rare, but there are imbalanced people out there. I’ve had break-ins in the house,” Pitt said, “I’ve had some of these abnormal incidents that can be a bit frightening.”

“It’s something that I want to be aware of and be cautious about, especially with the family, that everybody’s protected,” he told the AP.

The Assassination of Jesse James opens in limited release Friday and netted Pitt the best-actor award at the Venice Film Festival. The family’s current base

Also AMH is doing very poorly in theatres overseas. Even Derailed which was a huge flop according to you guys made about 1.4 million in spain.

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But the $1.4 million Derailed is from 1/6/06 to 4/7/06

AMH made $.5 million for three days.

As usual, Sam is a LIAR. She hides the truth.

BTW, Ocean’s 13 had now grossed more than $309 million and it has not yet opened in China.

#409: Thanks for exposing Sam the Liar. She is always into numbers, when everyone knows that statistics and numbers can always be skewed to show the result one wants in the first place.

Still talking about Jen and her movies. Who needs a PR manager, when she has the JP nuts.

“Angie gets out of the car, and they take the camera down to the curb and shoot up (her skirt). It’s unbelievable.”

LOL but yet she still wears skirts, looks like Angie is trying to get a crotch shot like Britney. The fans truly are Brad’s worst enemy. Too bad Angie loves the attn.

413 Patmycrotch : 09/18/2007 at 10:56 am
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So she should stop wearing skirts? WTF? How old are you? You are so unsophisticated dam. GROW THE F UP. Grow Up, Grow Up, Grow Up!

Jill : 09/16/2007 at 9:36 pm

FROM THE ANISTON ARCHIVES… JENNIFER MEETS WITH HUVANE

Stephen Huvane sat on one of the two brown distressed leather couches in his fourth floor Wilshire Boulevard office, a corner office, with knee-high to ceiling windows and a late afternoon view of West Los Angeles. The panorama ran left from Century City to Beverly Hills on the right. The couch Stephen sat on had the better view than the couch supporting Jennifer Aniston, who was smoking a cigarette and air tapping the ashes onto a tray the size of toilet seat that sat on the burled oak coffee table separating the two couches. Jennifer was clicking a Bic lighter on and off she held in her right hand, the yellow flame playing off the falling orange California sun. Jennifer Aniston was wearing tight blue jeans, white socks, Nike running shoes and a navy blue tank top with string straps.

“What happened to the gold lighter I gave you,” asked Stephen.

“What do you do with a gold lighter, Stephen? You keep it. You use it. And if I use it, that means I am smoking. And I am trying to quit, remember,” said Jennifer nervously.

“But you’re using that cheap lighter. Bad image. If you are going to smoke, you might as well do it with gold,” said Stephen.

Jennifer shot Stephen a look and then put the cigarette out in the large tray. She then pulled out a pack of Merit Ultra Lights and flipped a new cigarette in her mouth, lighting it with the Bic. She took a long drag and then blew smoke rings into the upper center of Stephen Huvane’s office. Stephen Huvane was the younger brother of Kevin Huvane, the famous and powerful talent agent who was a partner of Creative Artist Management. Kevin Huvane managed the money and contracts of movie stars. Stephen Huvane managed the image of movie stars. Publicists were once considered the lapdogs of Hollywood. They were now the first to call on a celebrity’s emergency list.

“I like smoke rings. Is that a good image,” said Jennifer Aniston.

“Only if you are acting in a movie. But the way I have positioned you, smoking is not a good image in general. You are Jennifer Aniston, the perfect American white girl. Smoking is an imperfection,” said Stephen.

“What about being dumped by Brad Pitt? Is that an imperfection?” asked Jennifer.

“Well, actually, that is a part of the American Girl experience. It is not an image problem if handled correctly, and I think we handled it correctly,” said Stephen.

“OK. OK. So how are we handling this one?” asked Jennifer.

“With Vince Vaughn, I think we say it was a mutual separation,” said Stephen.

“Is lying part of the American Girl experience?” said Jennifer.

“Very much so,” said Stephen in all seriousness.

Jennifer listened to Huvane, listened to his speech about the American Girl, the American White Girl, that is. But it did not seem to maytter, this idea. The image was important to Stephen Huvane, not the human being.

“Is something wrong with me? How can I possibly be that perfect American girl? How? I am really quite pleasant, you know. I am low maintenance. I do not demand a lot from a man. But they…they keep…they keep leaving,” said Jennifer as she shoved the cigarette in her mouth for the twentieth time.

Stephen recognized that his client was upset, nearly in tears. It was touching, and though he at times allowed himself to get caught up in the emotions of his high profile clients, he viewed the emotions as publicity opportunities. Maybe the “jilted” Jennifer was a better image move than the “mutual separation” scenario he had proposed. Look at her. You wanted to hug her, take care of her. To say Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn separated mutually lacked any market value. It was avoidance. It was weak. It did not have balls. But sitting in front of Stephen Huvane was a story with balls, a story with value. To get dumped by a string of men can add value. Look what happened to Judy Garland. Sure Garland’s life was a mess and Judy Garland was a drug addict and miserable. That wasn’t the point. The Judy Garland name and image was golden. That was the point. That’s what was important. The market value of the life, not the quality of life.

“Maybe we should be honest. Maybe we should approach this from a perspective of truth,” said Stephen.

“The truth. That would be a new approach,” said Jennifer.

“Jennifer, there is the factual truth and there is the essence of truth. Sometimes the facts and the essence are in conflict. So it is my job to decide whether the facts or the essence serves you better,” said Stephen, knowing that he was shoveling **** with a big scoop, but hell, it was his business to mix **** into something digestible.

“Yeah, so what are you saying,” asked Jennifer.

“Maybe here, now, we go with the facts. Maybe the factual truth is the essence,” said Stephen Huvane. Stephen enjoyed making these pronouncements, and it reminded him that he should write a book on representing celebrities. It was all a matter of how you said things. **** is only **** if you call it ****. He chuckled at the thought.

“What are you laughing at?” asked Jennifer.

Whoops. His client caught him doing a daydream, a private thought, a mind journey that happens often while dealing with these movie stars who, bottom line, were really only interesting on the screen. In person, they were generally boring, causing Stephen to get lost in thought at odd moments. But he considered it work. He was paid good money to think things through, and so he was thinking, even though he should be conversing with Jennifer Aniston. His clients saw Stephen as part magician, part therapist. And right now Jennifer needed a therapist.

“I am just glad you are rid of Vince Vaughn. He was not good for your career,” said Stephen. He just pulled that one out of a hat.

“Vince is very talented. People like Vince. I liked Vince,” Jennifer said holding back tears.

“Yes. Yes. Yes. But you have class, Jennifer. You have a lot of class. Vince Vaughn is a big lug from the working class. You are from Tiffany. Vince is from…from Home Depot,” said Stephen.

“Just say it was mutual. I’d rather lie about it. It is no pone’s business. I want to get on with things. OK?” said Jennifer.

“OK. OK. A decision has been made. That is good. Sometimes you get to this place only after talking out the possibilities. So this is good. We go with the mutual separation story,” said Stephen.

Jennifer pulled out the gold lighter from her pocket.

“See, I have it. And I will use it. I like cigarettes. And that is the truth,” said Jennifer as she lit another Merit Ultra Light.

“OK. OK. Yes. Good. The truth is good. When it is good, that is,” said Stephen. Damn, he really should write a book.

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Take a breath and relax. Jen will never know you, will never think of you and really could care less whether you love her or hate her. She is so self absorbed she could care less.

I come here and read becuase you lovers of her are like the old videos of the little girls crying for Elvis. Are you really that lonely and without a life that you have to live your life through her you will never know. Get real Sam, and go worship real heros. Go post on blogs supporting those that are working to change the world EVERY DAY. All this energy on these two, what waste

Haters like SAM are the most SELF-ABSORD people i have ever seen; because they think that Brad and Angelina deserve the worst karma, just because Brad DUMPED Jennifer!! I mean, this haters think that Jennifer is that important and that Brad is going to receive bad karma for dumping her… BUT maybe Jennifer deserve to be dumped by Brad; YES!! maybe that was Jennifer bad karma!! YES!! Jennifer is the architect of her own misery and NOT Brad!! But just like Jennifer… her fans cannot ASSUME responsibilities of her own actions!!

I still cannot get over the fact (i mean, i laugh everytime i remeber it) that Jennifer said in her VF interview that she was shocked and the “world” was shocked after seeing the Brad and Angelina’s Kenya pictures!! But NO!! the world has NOT schocked, BUT the only ones who were shocked was her fans who were OBLIVIOUS that everybody knew that her marriage was over long before Angelina came into Brad’s life!!

And NO!! the world don’t hates Brad and Angelina like the haters say, the ONLY ones who hate them are Jennifer fans, but just like her… this people (Jennifer’s fans) think they are the centre of the universe!!

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This is what we think of your employer Aniston. Read and reap !!!!

Jen played with Brad’s emotions for YEARS. She let him believe she wanted the same things he did and it turned out she was lying.

That was callous. That was heartless. A woman who constantly lied to her husband and toyed with his emotions. No wonder Brad checked out of that marriage!!!

Why would you still be in love with anyone who plays games with you like that? No wonder Brad looked for love somewhere else. No wonder Brad’s life turned out this way. He had enough and wanted happiness and wanted to grow together with someone who actually did want the same things as he did.

Someone who did not just make empty promises, but someone who lives up to her words. And that’s Angelina. She said she wanted kids. So she adopted Maddox. She said wanted to learn more and help others. And she does. She said wanted to have a large family and she has one. She said Brad and her make sure they take turns working so they can be together. And that’s exactly what they do.

Look at Brad’s life now and look at Aniston’s. They are in two completely different places. He wanted a supportive partner and a family and he made it happen.

This is what you Aniston fans don’t get. Aniston treated Brad like dirt. He was not and is not a piece of property. Whenever he expressed his desires or wants, Aniston waved them off as a joke.

Why would any person ever want to go back to a relationship where they were not valued as a partner? Why would any person stay in a marraige that took them farther away from the life they wanted? Why would anyone stay in love with a person who does not value you?

Thanks Jared for the new thread.

I am so glad the Jolie-Pitts are having some private time for themselves. I am sure the children are having a ball being camera free and having no one scream their names.

As for the up [the skirt] shot of Angie, there is nothing to say about those losers. They proved a long time ago there are no bounderies that they won’t cross and that’s to include doing anything and everything to get children attention.

I know how hard it is to raise children in what we would call a ‘normal’ surrounding and can only image what the JPs go through to try and give the children some normacly. My hat is off to Angie, Brad and any other star trying to do right by their family/children.