Halle Berry Goes Baby Superstore Shopping

then let’s take it even further….what if it is a fake bump, she’s paid aubrey to go along with it, she then “miscarries”….sympathy ensues and no harm to the bod????? she likes to play the victim…..why not be a victim of misfortune itself and not just men?

Yes, we nailed E’s/Gabe’s ass. Pretty bad when I had to correct him on his French translation not being a native speaker even though I can still read, speak and write it fairly well still after being out of college for several years. Both bring up good points, it could go either way. Don’t know if she’d really do as much of the victim thing or tragic mulatto b/c they’ve nailed her ass on it a lot of the boards including her movie message board from what I have been told.

Of course, it’s probably far-fetched about she/Eric. But as I said she still has issues with letting go of him with regret. When she was talking up promoting her last movie this past Spring still bashing the guy saying at least this one works (since he’s on her payroll)–Eric probably made more money than this dude does.

Of course, she has angered the brothers by dating a White guy. Like a lot of posters on the internet, Aubry and the dentist guy (also fuggly if I didn’t mention before) aren’t the only White guys she’s ever gone out with. He was just the next guy who happens to just be White. The only way Benet would have anything to do with her is if she got it together. I know he would rise to the occasion to help her raise it or help out in some fashion.

Regardless, of how this all goes down, even if they were madly in love, etc., Aubry wouldn’t stick around b/c it’s not in his nature, he only cares about Halle’s money, he’s not in love with her, etc.

As many of my friends have pointed out, her movies grossed more (regardless of her salary), they looked well together, several say they were even soulmates or something like on a karmic level, Eric being a man’s man as well as being her trophy husband. Some are even wondering if he’s even really the father and is just playing along so the kid isn’t fatherless or that womanizing, gay/bi rumors will stop (which they won’t). Who know’s what their arrangement really is?

Gabby is none of these things. Eric wouldn’t go shopping with her to interior design/home decorating stores. Only a dumb sperm done who’s having his ego and bank account fed while Halle’s got a leash on him by his tiny ****. People wouldn’t be talking if there isn’t some truth to it. The same with the gay/bi thing or him cheating w/a woman or a man. Something’s awry or people wouldn’t be talking. And I don’t mean the mixed reaction in the AA of her being with a White guy or her being a sell-out b/c White Hollywood and Vince are telling her to be mainstream or having a child out of wedlock.

Their relationship (she/Aubry) is most likely strickly business-nothing more nothing less, other than their planned pappi shots where he is always bored shitless like he’s being ordered, her manager is generally around. He was even with them the weekend for her birthday he joined them for dinner. He was at the restaurant opening, premieres here/Europe, Aubry’s party last spring where Halle was hanging on him/kissing him (his mouth was closed), etc.

Is pg? Who knows? Will she god forbid miscarry real or fake-probably b/c most people aren’t buying her **** anymore regardless of what the press and tabloid entertainment says and the few posters who are actual fans who have as many issues as the haters. Back to how much drama depends what comes out in the next several weeks/couple of months and what the consequences are as a result of her immaturity and selfishness. She may just issue a statement and keep her mouth shut. Who knows if she’ll go on to the next victim, which is probably slim–who’s going to want her? Or she could rise above the situation and get it together and try to resurrect her career what’s left of it. I do believe people can change once they have hit bottom and have the determination to do so. Halle should be no exception. Again, she’s not a bad or evil person just lost and misguided.

#1–finally got it what you were saying about the text messaging thing. Didn’t get it at first since I usually my desk/laptop and generally only text messaging if it’s important and not for posting on websites.So, I get the thing about him signing off in French,etc.

seriously we’re laughing at you checking blogs about yourself…nice try again… you forget, I know you.

Don’t care if you are E/Gabe/Halle or the man in the moon. They’re just have some fun, whether it’s OCDish or a little warped,who cares. Don’t know if they are being serious or not that really doesn’t matter. They’re just blowing off steam, they’re not being vindictive. Why are you on this thread? If it bothers what they are posting, you have a choice like the others/fans not to comment. From what I gather this site is tame compared to the others. I am here too taking as break for amusement w/o passing judgment. If you are a fan, then join her fan club or go to that movie message board. Let it go. I really couldn’t careless about the two but it does amuse me what others think on the subject.

Who knows why those posters are posting why they are posting? You could very well be right. Why are you posting?

Of course, those posters are Gabe and/or Halle who else would be dumb enough to comment on the bs that they’ve created and only want to be enabled and never want to take responsibility for anything they do with their sociopathic actions. Since when do they become santamonious. Probably more Gabe since he is more childish than her.

I wouldn’t even give them or anyone who acts as the morality police the time of day.

If some wrinkled up coke head hack design (she will never be the designer her brother ever was—the only thing she did smart was have her dtr. run the company and go to rehab–still a hack designer who got knocked by some model probably also gay) wants to take credit for bringing them together so be it. It’s all total bs. Still can’t believe people on other boards believe that it’s the real deal or that they’re going to get married, etc.

Whether either miscarriage scenario you have played out it may not end up like any of us suggested.

Didn’t know Aubry still has a mother. Know she’s met his family or rather ugly looking sibilings there have been pictures of them on the internet. And his sleeze of a father being quoted in the same article as his manager/lover. His family looks inbred–seriously and accounts she’s met them in Montreal.Please. I’m sure Halle’s mother can’t stand the guy, but Halle is the mainbread winner and her mother goes along with her bs. Poor thing. No wonder she’s estranged from her sister.

Great post JMO. Thanks for not adding to everyone’s insanity. The voice of reason. You all have made your points so get on with your lives.

Don’t worry about JMO/great post. It wasn’t their posts that mentioned photos of his family. It was mine–it was just of he, Halle and his siblings not his parents that were on one of those photo sites like newscom.com or eastnews.com.pl etc. that showed them visiting in LA in mid-May or something. Know nothing about his parents other than I think his father is sleezy for making his comment to People or whomever it was when their relationship was made public. Never have seen a picture of his folks.

To JMO get the Oprah story thing right, she also said that if who ever she is with at the time and does get pregnant that if they stay they stay if not that’s fine. And in later interviews, this past Winter/Spring that she’s perfectly content in being a single parent saying something about the wonderful job her mother did (don’t start bashing her mother please) and she turned out okay/all right (am amused at that statement).

So it already implies she doesn’t plan or expect to have Aubry around much longer after the baby is born. Whether he is or not other than an occasional photo op of them walking him looking goofy as usual w/her pushing the carriage, who knows? Whether he knows it or has the capacity to comprehend it, don’t have a clue.
So, it looks like Gabby is nothing more than available sperm/in-vitro donor (I do believe the in-vitro stories and her getting a surprise when she actually knew he was gay/bi and that they don’t love each other).

Do I think Halle wishes he would stay possibly, but she knows she doesn’t want to raise two children at once. The irony of her thing with Michael Ealy was instead of saying she didn’t want to get married (which I think she may have said later several times in several different ways)she kept quiet and then was later quoted as being overheard (yeah right)at some party as saying something like ’she didn’t want to be someone’s momma’. Well, that’s she’s been doing with Aubry the whole time and he definitely likes it or is willing to put up with it b/c of his mother issues.

And will never be a trophy bf/husband/partner.

Here’s the definition:Trophy Husband –”Trophy Husband” is a married male that is socially and/or politically beneficial to the Wife’s status and capability.

Aubry doesn’t fit the bill in any of the categories. Eric did but he’s history, plus he was better looking. If anything he has been a thorn in her career.

How has it been any benefit to her status/capabilities that he has helped her socially more in the lines of alienating her more in Hollywood and with the public. So she knows some more bubblehead possibly gay/bi models so frigging what! So what, if she got free clothes or a donation to a charity from DV so what. It was a one time deal, since DV/her dtr. decided to go back to using real models and not celebrities who model or think they are models.

Fact of the matter is her hideous ads w/Aubry and that other guy probably didn’t bring in the sales that DV wanted. Plus other than doing stuff for CK or Hugo Boss has he done anymore stuff for DV. Saw some of the other photos on some fashion site on him and he looks like he’s dressed up like a White pimp. Don’t remember the site or have the URL.

She probably made her last movie since it was set in NYC so she could be near him and was easier than it’s original location was to be set in the Big Easy instead of the Big Apple. Other than her getting tons of media and pappi coverage, no benefit. The movie did poorly regardless of him being trapesed all across Europe, movie premieres and events (her getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame), etc. and it still didn’t save her movie and the DVD is doing okay.

The AA community and others didn’t go see the movie. Some did only if they are still true fans. Her numbers in AA movie goers has dropped considerably since she’s been thrusted in the forefront into mainstream Hollywood films which other than the XMen series and that Bond movie and maybe Catwoman did a few more AA’s see those films b/c of the interest in the genre that weren’t interested in them before. Plus XMen/Die Another Day would have still made money if Halle was in it or not.

Regarding her new movie, interesting subject. While Halle does play the wife in an IR couple in the movie, which isn’t the poignant theme of the movie–she also made that movie to make her relationship with Aubry and her baby making wishes more plausible. The same with some of her other possible movie choices.

Sure, he let her shine in some of the pictures but not as a man’s man material. Don’t think he’s helped her with her social skills, he has none. The only thing she got socially (and hopefully not a disease)is that she got away with having him as her next victim b/c she’s Halle Berry every man/woman’s fantasy of the perfect woman.

How has he been politically beneficial to her status/capabilities-he scores another zero. If anything he’s caused more dissention in the AA community with AA men and possibly women by her actions in picking him, not politically correct for the gay/bi comments, etc. Politically, he hasn’t helped her career in anyway shape or form other than making media news bringing up the topic ad nauseum about IR couples, having kids out of wedlock (not like Halle’s the only the celebrity doing this), etc. Can’t find anything positive in this a category.

I really don’t think her pregnancy is going to help ticket sales in fact will turn off a lot of movie goers. So, if her announcement was made just to increase sales, she’s going to be wrong.

So, out of the whole deal it seems that Aubry has benefited more from Halle–a slight increase in his paultry modeling salary, more media exposure, got his restaurant on the map, etc. The only thing/s Halle has gotten is more media exposure of her being an idiot and got her wishes of getting knocked up.

Please with all of the comments of them being thrilled and wanting more children. It probably isn’t going to happen my friends. Just more Halle/Gabespeak.

more on wanting more kids….think Halle’s being or hormonal or wants to live out Aubry’s/her fantasy of having a perfect family from their messed up possibly sheltered childhoods. What doctor in their right mind would ok someone who hasn’t even completely gone through her first high-risk pregnancy (her age/diabetes) to have more children nor what adoption agency would okay her application to adopt given her alleged history of “suicide” and other behaviors just b/c she has money (which isn’t as much as Aubry/others think), don’t think so. Don’t think Halle even with her best acting nor Aubry could pass the several evaluations with social workers, psychologist/psychiatrists.

That’s why I think it’s a more hype. Please. Don’t even think they’ll try again regardless of what is said to the media etc.

Love everyone’s posts–great comic fodder. Have been to JJ’s blog in several month. Guess much hasn’t changed much?

I will bet money Halle couldn’t careless about the comments on this thread. She may be even amused. She probably doesn’t care about the comments on her past. She’s used to it.Aubry isn’t. Obviously isn’t doing well in taking the comments or he wouldn’t be posting. Wise up .

It wouldn’t surprise me in Halle’s master plan hasn’t even planned for the posters to do her bidding to eventually get rid of Aubry since he’s dumber than she is. She’s good.

Hopefully, if she really is giving him money for his whorish services, she was smart enough to make gradual payments to him for every month she’s pregnant or give it to him in a lump sum at the end when she delivers, if she delivers. Guess what, Gayboy, there’s going to be no lump some since there won’t be a baby you dumb French Canadian White trash and the payments to the restaurant and your bills will stop too when she’s tired of you using anal lube on her since that’s the only way you can get off making her beg for it. You are an insult to us gay men.

Good luck with what’s left of your career and joke of a restaurant when Halle’s done with you. Please stay in the closet, we don’t want or claim you. Halle why insult us.

Halle, if you wanted a baby so bad and settled for having one with Gayboy when you couldn’t Nate or one of the exes to wack off in a cup for you , why him? At least, you could have picked a better looking gay man to knock you up, please.