Aniston is Just Not That Into You

Of course you’re right. But again her Queen B*tch agent Huvane knows she lacks REAL talent, so at this late date, trying to be a 40 year old ‘movie star’ after a decade and a half on TV is kinda sorta ridiculous…I mean Brad Pitt is King Midas…but even HIS coattails aren’t going to turn that sow’s ear into a silk purse. The best her agent Huvane can do is plug her into films where OTHER LOSER PATHETIC WOMEN (and even the ones that aren’t) — see the marquiss and go, Oooooh, poooooor Jen….poor, poor poor Jen…., then snap up tickets in droves because they want to see a b*tch who’s WORSE OFF than they are — to laugh at, feel pity for…she made of herself ‘a woman scorned,’ a ’sad sack,’ and ‘the one left behind,’ she CREATED her OWN REALITY…so what may work for her now…are movies that play up her LOSER WOMAN persona…i.e., ‘He’s Just Not Into You,’ — watch, she’ll be selecting other projects that mirror her life story…‘The Scorned Fug B*tch’ heh-heh…that should do BIG numbers….and the biggest blockbuster success for jen of all time…the one she’ll live on til she’s in a nursing home and receiving social security…‘He Left Me for The Most Beautiful Woman in The World & Had a Kid with Her Too!! That will break all records.

I guarantee you - she’ll be all tight-lipped, dull as f*ck, but coy when it comes time to promote this movie (not into you..) - so you know she can infer that BRAD PITT was ‘just not that into her,’ — GET it?? GET IT??!!…although Thanks be to jeebus, there are actually a few - one or two, talented OTHER people in this movie, and hopefully due to it being an ensemble, we won’t have to hear her boring as f*ck monosyllabic one word answers, and see her once again PIMP out her trainwreck of a love life like she did with those 4 BOMBS she had in 2005-2006…the press will be busy interviewing the smarter and more interesting cast members, so it might not get too ridiculous.

Hurry back to TVland Jen…Alan Thicke is saving you is saving you a seat on the sh*tty sit-com panel of LIFE.

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LMAO!

I saw this on Gossiprocks awhile ago of Chinnifer.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/836/anischinrd7.gif

:D

She looks so plain. and fat.

111 Cheerios : 09/18/2007 at 7:38 pm
BOMB!BOMB!BOMB!BOMB!
This movie is gonna BOMB!
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Guarantee it will make more than AMH and Jesse James COMBINED!

16 hey Julianne : 09/18/2007 at 5:41 pm
I heard Jolie will playing Alyssa Milano’s mom in an upcoming flick. Even though Alyssa is 35. But just look at the pics…it works.
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5945/amxf9.jpg
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What the hell has happened to Jolie!?
She has fallen apart just in the last 12 months. Maybe she has AIDS or cancer.

SOMEONE PASS THE TURKEY BASTER.

Wow, she looks haggard and like a man. Her hair look dried and the color is hideous!

I knew you pitiful loons wouldn’t let me down.
Keep it up!

patheticLOONS: PLEASE, in your wettest dream. Yeah, folks are just waiting anxiously to see Drew with a mustache. Oh and Ben Afflack too. Both of their last movies were major hits. LOL

Yeah, and um Jen’s name wont even be listed on the poster. She is that far down on the list. Perhaps she will get a supporting OSCAR - or what we call a KERMIT!

BET! Yeah, I will take you up on it. But I am working professional and have access to more discretionary funds than your lunch money and allowance. hehehehehe.

Jared must be photoshopping pics

like this one?
http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/09/angelina-jesse-james/brad-angelina-jesse-james-premiere-52.jpg
check out how deep the folds are around her mouth
or how bout this one?
http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/09/jolie-green-shawl/angelina-jolie-green-shawl-02.jpg
oh and here’s one of those smiles that give away wrinkles
http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/09/angelina-toronto/brad-angelina-toronto-film-festival-01.jpg
check out those CROWS FEET!
These are all Jared’s pics Loon. Are you going to accuse him of photoshopping? bwhahahahahahahahahaha

she has a small role in it but you can be sure that her flack will trumpet the movie as a “Jennifer Aniston’s hit”.. unless, of course, it’s a bomb, in which case she’ll ***** and whine and blame everyone else for her misfortune (”absolutely the worst experience ever”).

I wear large heavy sweaters in the middle of summer to cover my fat rump.

When is she going to dress her age? She is almost 40 right? Also, when you look closely at her face, it’s really not attractive at all. Only lovely thing about her face is her eyes and she is covering them with her sunglasses. She needs to grow up and realize that she is no longer 25.