Jennifer Aniston is STILL Just Not That Into You

LOVE HER

YUCK! SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN, AND HER HAIR COLOR IS NOT REAL, SHE HAS A DARK HAIR TRYING TO BE BLOND. ALL IS FAKE ABOUT HER, THAT’S WHAT YOU CALLED “REAL FAKE”. SHE DOESN’L LOOKE ELEGANT OR SOPHISTICATED AT ALL.
SHE’S INTO HERSELF ONLY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THE MILLIONS YOU HAVE IF YOU’RE NOT HAPPY OR WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE. IT’S BECAUSE SHE JUST LOVE HERSELF AND NOTHING ELSE. WHAT A LIFE. WHOOAAA!!!!

OH shut up Jared!! We’ve seen pictures of you, you’re no prize. We’ve also seen the pictures of Skeletor that you so lovingly post. Again, no prize.

Jennifer looks great. Can’t wait to see this movie!

Ben Affleck and JImmy Fallon are the two reasons I will never see this movie.

Yet she still has a healthier/better looking body than most hollywood women…

hahahahaha………. she looks like a preggers tranny beyotch!!!!

small saggy boobs bloated tummy
small saggy boobs bloated tummy

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah……………..

WOW she looks pregnant! Or has been drinking LOTS of beer! Hope she’s just wearing padding for the part or something … YIKES

WAH, WAH, WAH. Jolliebee if you’re going to whine, at least whine coherently. We can’t all have box office bombs like skeletor now, can we? Unlike skeletor and the manny, Jennifer’s movies make money. yes, even movies that she headlines. So sad for you, I know.

Jen LOOKS YOUNGER THAN JOLIE,

GET a Life loonies.

I dont mind her one way or another - everyone has their faults and their good points but Geez, so many people hate this woman dont they? But noone of them actually know her? Oh well, I wish her the best, she looks fine and if she has put on some weight - so damn what! If she is skinny, people *****. She gains weight - what a fat pig. No wonder celebrities go off the rails with all the judgemental people out there.

I wish people would stop using the word cute when describe Jen as she’s pushing 40! You can tell this one is gonna have a hard time being age appropriate.

184 CLINIQUA : 09/19/2007 at 8:39 pm
I think it’s HILARIOUS that Brad is coming out with the UNRATED Troy, especially since he cut it out and tamed it down because of insecure neurotic fug MANISTON — ahahahahaha!! That’s his revenge for sure for his ‘friend,’ that stabbed him in the back..ahahahaha!!

…by the way, whoever thought Jen Maniston and Stephen Huvane aka ‘HUVANISTON’ had stopped their dirty tricks timing EVERY GODD*MNED thing to Brad & Angelina’s FILM junkets/promotions and their newsworthy events…well of COURSE she hasn’t ended her COATTAIL ride…what were you fools thinking??!! I was watching ET tonight, and of course - Brad & Angelina were in the ‘Real or Rumor,’ section under ‘Is Brad generating Oscar buzz?’ — they showed the premiere, and Mary starts off, ‘Angelina was looking anything but basic in her basic black dress,’…blah blah…and then showed a few quick gorgeous clips of them both and some reporter for ET that was there, asked Brad a few quick questions - ‘how do you guys find time…blah blah,’ to which Brad replied, ‘We just jam it in,’ MY MIND of course immediately went to the X-rated land…heheheehehe.

ANYHOO….Paramount owned ET, then followed THAT with the ever present constant question, ‘Does Jennifer Have a NEW Man,’ I SWEAR TO GOD…isn’t this the f**king 476th time, they’re asking if that ugly b*tch has a ‘NEW MAN,’ you would think she’d at LEAST tell Huvane to DROP that PR move, as it only makes her look the LOSER she is….well, long story short - they keep teasing with this clip of her running out of somewhere with some guy…but I unfortunately, see this clip, and know the UGLY GAWKY QUEEN she is with, is her f**king stupid aSS HAIRDRESSER Chris McMillan (How stupid is he, you ask? Well, let’s just say he wanted Aniston as a client INSTEAD OF Brad — so now, instead of cutting A-listers hair like Brad Pitt, Angelina, and the JP kids…he GROOMS Maniston and her POOCHES and sometimes Kathy Najimy…– THAT, is how f**king STOOPID, he is…AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!) So anyway — they keep showing this clip…right?? They never identify his ass, but then in their ‘Real or Rumor,’ they announce, ‘Rumor,’ and ‘Real,’ and say her new man, is ‘Ben Affleck,’ who she’ll be co-starring with. Now, this has been more or less, ‘news’ (not to those of us who care less) for WEEKS - that Ben Affleck has gone slumming, and once again is associating with Pitt’s exes ins ome form or fashion..odd….so WHY this long drawn out Chris McMillan vid clip tease, announcement FOR MANISTON about ‘Ben Affleck,’ being her co-star…well…SIMPLE: BECAUSE STEPHEN HUVANE WORKS THIS WAY. You will NOT see BEN AFFLECK’S agent SLIPPING IN news that HE will be working with ‘Jen Aniston,’ because that’s not such a badge of f**king honor that he’d even want to boast about it. No. ONLY Stephen Huvane and Maniston creamed themselves when they found out Affleck deigned to be in the same frame with her.

I think I’ve figured out why Jen Garner might be pissed and told him to stay the hell off her red carpet - she doesn’t want to be a pawn in the HUVANISTON circus, I’m sure Stephen will be frantically trying to make Aniston the third wheel in her and Ben’s relationship — the tabloids would eat that up…I cans ee the headlines NOW: ‘Ben & Jen’ part 3??!! Bennifer 3??!! ‘What is it with Ben and the name ‘Jennifer?’’ Hahahahaha!! ‘Is Jen Jealous of Jen and Jen Ben and J.Lo and J.Ga and J.MA (for Maniston).

Bahahahaha!!

Anyway - it was yet ANOTHER paid for COATTAIL RIDE orchestrated by HUVANE…it was pointless, said nothing, and was of no use to anyone….notice you don’t see Scarlett, Drew, Jen Connelly, or any of the other REAL A-LIST actresses running to ET…to breathlessly announce who they are acting opposite in a small indie ensemble with 500 characters.

Maniston and Huvane, are SAD and pathetic.

She should try to enter her 40’s with SOME dignity and not have that CATTY monster QUEEN PR b*tch Huvane pulling her strings til the end. My God, he’ll announce a press release when she goes into f**king ‘ASSISTED LIVING!’ ENUF for the love of God - this TV HACK is done. Stick a FORK in her. I’m so f**king tired of the charades, games, and subversive PR bullsh*t for this no talent HACK. I’d rather see Paris Hilton in a movie, SERIOUSLY.
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