OlderJennifer Aniston Gets MARRIED… Again!
Thu, 20 September 2007 at 6:12 pm
Did you ever think you’d see Jennifer Aniston marrying for a second time? Don’t worry, me neither.
Well, you can just this one
BENNIFER 3.0.
First there was Jennifer Lopez. Then Jennifer Garner. And now, Ben Affleck has got his sights on Jennifer ANISTON. Ben and Jen tied the knot before a women minister on the Los Angeles set of He’s Just Not That Into You on Thursday.
The couple were “married” on a boat decorated with white flowers/garland wrapped around the edges. Ben, 35, and Jen, 38, was dressed in head-to-toe white and Jen also had a white flower in her hair.
He’s Just Not That Into You hits theaters in 2009.
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162 Comments
Closer than Jolie will ever get to wearing a white dress with Brad lolololololololol
31 Jolie’s a drunk : 09/20/2007 at 7:01 pm
Now don’t be ridiculous. It will be great to see Jolie in a wedding dress. Kind of nice to ponder how her twiggy body will fit in it. May be just a foot long material will be sufficient to drape that skan*ky body .
hehe @ Bennifer 3.0. Clever, Jared! thanks for the chuckle .. .
#31-they don’t want to get married, you don’t have the last word yet, the most important thing is who has Brad’s kids now? What does your anuston left with but memories she wish she could turn the time around. lol
Why doesn’t everyone chill out and realize they’re just filming a scene for a movie and leave any personal stuff out of it?
If Jolie tried to put on a white wedding dress and walk into a church she would burst into flames.
i thought she was gonna act with bradley cooper. but ben’s fine.
What was it Anderson Cooper said to Jolie when she said ”I’m not a wife”…
he said ”well, maybe someday”…..
how pathetic…
keep hoping Jolie and Loons…maybe someday, but probably not.
34 jolliebee : 09/20/2007 at 7:11 pm
#31-they don’t want to get married, you don’t have the last word yet, the most important thing is who has Brad’s kids now? What does your anuston left with but memories she wish she could turn the time around. lol
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they don’t want to get married? how do you know this? you’ve discussed it with them personally?
Then one can easily say Jen didn’t want kids with Brad and YOU don’t have the last word on when she will or should reproduce.
I doubt Jen wishes she could go back in time. After seeing the disturbing results Brad’s sperm produced I’m sure she’s glad she didn’t have kids with him.
Did you guys here about Jolie getting falling down drunk AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
3 Lilo : 09/20/2007 at 6:17 pm
Well guess that’s the only way she could get married again … Seriously i don’t hater [sic] her at all but i think she’s doin’ nothing to make her life change : sticking up with the Arquettes,making same romantic movies, letting Huvane be in a charge of her love life which by the way is like E.M.P.T.Y! Yoga and botox.
WAKE UP WOMAN U’RE 40 get a man, get kids, give ur life a real meaningful purpose.
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Barring the speling and grammatical errors, you took the words right out of my keyboard.
20 from OK magazine : 09/20/2007 at 6:36 pm
Jen has donated $2,300 to support Democratic presidential candidate Barak Obama.
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That’s all? Cheapass b*tch.
39 jolliebeeaho : 09/20/2007 at 7:24 pm
After seeing the disturbing results Brad’s sperm produced I’m sure she’s glad she didn’t have kids with him.
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You are one despicable sack of sh*t. Shiloh is a normal, healthy, beautiful little girl. That selfish slu*t Aniston doesn’t have a child in her for any man. All she can do is snort cocaine, guzzle smartwater, and bang herself silly with her vibrator — which she’s probably named Brad.
So I guess he IS that into her.
truth hurts don’t it sweetie
I see the fans are bringing up Angelina and Brad LOL…how their relationship has ANYTHING to do with this film or whether Jennifer finds/marries another man someday is beyond me. As much as some complain about Jen being in Jolie-Pitt threads, the same Jen ‘fans’ bring them up in her threads.
Funny thing is all of the principle players in this saga have moved on and our living their lives LMAO.
39 jolliebeeaho : 09/20/2007 at 7:24 pm
34 jolliebee : 09/20/2007 at 7:11 pm
#31-they don’t want to get married, you don’t have the last word yet, the most important thing is who has Brad’s kids now? What does your anuston left with but memories she wish she could turn the time around. lol
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they don’t want to get married? how do you know this? you’ve discussed it with them personally?
Then one can easily say Jen didn’t want kids with Brad and YOU don’t have the last word on when she will or should reproduce.
I doubt Jen wishes she could go back in time. After seeing the disturbing results Brad’s sperm produced I’m sure she’s glad she didn’t have kids with him.
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count your lucky stars you didn’t have to give birth to a blob Jen.
bennifer 3.0?
hahaha..that’s hilarious!!
hate jen..love ben!!
43 Jill : 09/20/2007 at 7:36 pm
39 jolliebeeaho : 09/20/2007 at 7:24 pm
After seeing the disturbing results Brad’s sperm produced I’m sure she’s glad she didn’t have kids with him.
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You are one despicable sack of sh*t. Shiloh is a normal, healthy, beautiful little girl. That selfish slu*t Aniston doesn’t have a child in her for any man. All she can do is snort cocaine, guzzle smartwater, and bang herself silly with her vibrator — which she’s probably named Brad.
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If Shiloh’s selfish sl8t of a mother didn’t guzzle wine and shoot heroin every day when she was pregnant maybe the poor kid would have the ability to make a facial expression or do something besides drool.
Why would she name her vibrator Brad? Is it only 4 inches long ?bwhahahahahahahaa
She makes a beautiful bride!
43 Jill
and bang herself silly with her vibrator — which she’s probably named Brad.
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She must have a teenie weenie vibrator, cos she wouldn’t name a monster vibrator after Brad’s tiny peenie weenie.
42 Jill : 09/20/2007 at 7:33 pm
What have you donated Cheapass Jillyho?
And ignorant moron that’s the maximum you can donate to a presidential campaign. Illiterate Biyatch!
Aren’t there other actors starring in this movie that really can act??? I mean Jennifer is not the support of this movie, why are we only seeing her???
LOLOLOL!! TWO threads making fun of Jenzilla! Jared, you’re the greatest!
55 Jill
Your disgusting!
elogated babyless chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin
what’s up with Ben Affleck and the name JENNIFER,first he almost married JENNIFER LO(ass)PEZ, then he married JENNIFER GARNER and now he is pretending to be married to JENNIFER mANISTON!
what’s up with that!!!
55 Jill : 09/20/2007 at 8:13 pm
LOl You were there to see & smell her ****. How creepy LOL
110 millions and all she donated was $2500. cheap motherf@cking b$tch.
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