Jessica Simpson is Homeless

Thu, 20 September 2007 at 2:24 pm

Jessica Simpson takes to the bottle while shooting scenes Wednesday on the Hollywood set of her new movie Major Movie Star

The scene involves Jessica, aka bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine, lying on the ground in front of a US Army recruitment office with a bottle of champagne and being awoken by a man in uniform. Her character wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Major Movie Star opens next year and also stars Olesya Rulin (High School Musical’s piano playing composer Kelsi Nielsen)!

10+ pictures inside of Jessica looking homeless…

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Photos: Adrian Varnedoe/PacificCoaststNews.com
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# 1

Maya Koren, ISRAEL @ 09/20/2007 at 2:30 pm

OMGOMGOMG she’s soo beautiful [:

# 2

Sasha @ 09/20/2007 at 2:33 pm

STUPID.
CANT ACT AND A LOSER. NO WONDER NICK LEFT YOUR NO GOOD BEHIND FOR A BETTER.

TRY MUSIC AGAIN IT WORKS BETTER THAN THIS ****.

# 3

Jennifer @ 09/20/2007 at 2:33 pm

Jessica I love you and your very pretty. Keep up all the good work.

# 4

cripes @ 09/20/2007 at 2:35 pm

Am still laughing. OH MY. If we wondered how good this movie is going to be, this little snippet answered any questions. Another Simpson stinker.

# 5

It's Britney, b*tch @ 09/20/2007 at 2:36 pm

Didn’t Goldie Hawn make a similar movie like 20 years ago?

# 6

Randi @ 09/20/2007 at 2:36 pm

Wow - I vaguely remember a movie that starred Goldie Hawn that was JUST LIKE this movie!

# 7

Regina @ 09/20/2007 at 2:36 pm

I’m kind of sad that this picture isn’t real…

# 8

malibumom @ 09/20/2007 at 2:38 pm

was it private benjamin?

# 9

Fug Face Man!ston @ 09/20/2007 at 2:40 pm

if she knew what people thought of her, she would leave hollywood forever.

# 10

ThisMustBeHELL @ 09/20/2007 at 2:41 pm

who’s dumb enough to watch this crap???? WHY, GOD, WHY??????!!

# 11

Just Jared @ 09/20/2007 at 2:43 pm

Yes, it was “Private Benjamin.” Jessica has acknowledged the similarities and takes it as a compliment to be compared to Goldie.

# 12

laila @ 09/20/2007 at 2:45 pm

if she wants to sell tickets to a movie she’s in….she better start taking her clothes off ’cause nobody could possibly think she’s a good actress and she was a mediocre singer at best…..better start showing your tits & ass, lady. or take the money you did make and go far far away and start living the quiet life..

# 13

the_original_nika @ 09/20/2007 at 2:48 pm

you people are cruel, geezzz.. Im sure she knows, thats shes not a very good actress.

# 14

BBperfume @ 09/20/2007 at 3:02 pm

You can criticize all you want and I’m not a fan, but even if she’s not a major movie star in real life, but this chick is laughing all the way to the bank after she wraps this role. Many of us can only dream of 7 figures while we work from 9 to 5! At least she’s making teh dough to keep up with her shopping!

# 15

Me @ 09/20/2007 at 3:03 pm

This movie sounds very much like Roman Holiday.

# 16

YAMI @ 09/20/2007 at 3:10 pm

Gotta love her!!!

I´m so excited about her new country cd!

# 17

me @ 09/20/2007 at 3:12 pm

I love how haters are so jealous XD

while you are typing she is spending a huge sum of money and laughing at you

thanks for the laugh haters

# 18

do you care? @ 09/20/2007 at 3:13 pm

looking great

You go girl
keep it up

# 19

anna @ 09/20/2007 at 3:15 pm

Woow she is looking so hot lately
way better than the trash of britney or lindsay

# 20

ca @ 09/20/2007 at 3:30 pm

God, picture 2 with those linebacker shoulders, weighlifter calves and obvious weave she honestly looks like a full on drag queen. This looks so ridiculously campy.

# 21

broke @ 09/20/2007 at 3:55 pm

I guess you are forgetting the 100 million lawsuit filed against her? Which is why she has to make these crapass movies and walk around promoting products.

# 22

Liz @ 09/20/2007 at 4:12 pm

I’m not sure I really care….

# 23

Heroes @ 09/20/2007 at 4:25 pm

#14 #17 Another post about how rich and great she is and how sorry us common people are. You’re right we’re jealous of her fake hair, her broad shoulders, her lifted tities, flat ass, and inflated ego. Puhleeze. She’s vapor and now the majority of the public says so!

# 24

Regina @ 09/20/2007 at 4:29 pm

Yes, it was “Private Benjamin.” Jessica has acknowledged the similarities and takes it as a compliment to be compared to Goldie.

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Believe me, she shouldn’t take it as a compliment. The wonderful Hawn won an oscar nomination for her role in Private Benjamin. Jessica Simpson will end up with another Razzie nod.

# 25

anon @ 09/20/2007 at 4:51 pm

She’s not an actress. She’s barely a singer. Her height was showing her true stupidity on that Newlyweds show she had. Good luck to her.

# 26

Megan @ 09/20/2007 at 5:00 pm

Damn, she’s going to make Megan’s look stupid in this movie…

# 27

Liz @ 09/20/2007 at 6:30 pm

Yep…it’s definite…I don’t care…I just don’t…I tried for a minute, but I got nothin’…

# 28

jolliebee @ 09/20/2007 at 7:15 pm

ALL HER MOVIES SUCKS BECAUSE SHE DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT BUT JUST TO PLAY DUMB (AS SHE REALLY IS). SHE JUST FOOLING HERSELF, SHE NEVER GET A BOX OFFICE HITS, SHE PROBABLY WILL IF SHE JUST DO PORNO MOVIES.

# 29

bataglio @ 09/20/2007 at 8:14 pm

even in pics only you can tell the acting is razzie-worthy
great actors have one thing in common: grey matter

# 30

Cynthia @ 09/20/2007 at 8:32 pm

Maybe Jessica should take acting classes, I hope her country singing career works out. What is grey matter?

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