Jessica Simpson is Homeless
Jessica Simpson takes to the bottle while shooting scenes Wednesday on the Hollywood set of her new movie Major Movie Star
The scene involves Jessica, aka bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine, lying on the ground in front of a US Army recruitment office with a bottle of champagne and being awoken by a man in uniform. Her character wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Major Movie Star opens next year and also stars Olesya Rulin (High School Musical’s piano playing composer Kelsi Nielsen)!
10+ pictures inside of Jessica looking homeless…








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OMGOMGOMG she’s soo beautiful [:
STUPID.
CANT ACT AND A LOSER. NO WONDER NICK LEFT YOUR NO GOOD BEHIND FOR A BETTER.
TRY MUSIC AGAIN IT WORKS BETTER THAN THIS ****.
Jessica I love you and your very pretty. Keep up all the good work.
Am still laughing. OH MY. If we wondered how good this movie is going to be, this little snippet answered any questions. Another Simpson stinker.
Didn’t Goldie Hawn make a similar movie like 20 years ago?
Wow - I vaguely remember a movie that starred Goldie Hawn that was JUST LIKE this movie!
I’m kind of sad that this picture isn’t real…
was it private benjamin?
if she knew what people thought of her, she would leave hollywood forever.
who’s dumb enough to watch this crap???? WHY, GOD, WHY??????!!
Yes, it was “Private Benjamin.” Jessica has acknowledged the similarities and takes it as a compliment to be compared to Goldie.
if she wants to sell tickets to a movie she’s in….she better start taking her clothes off ’cause nobody could possibly think she’s a good actress and she was a mediocre singer at best…..better start showing your tits & ass, lady. or take the money you did make and go far far away and start living the quiet life..
you people are cruel, geezzz.. Im sure she knows, thats shes not a very good actress.
You can criticize all you want and I’m not a fan, but even if she’s not a major movie star in real life, but this chick is laughing all the way to the bank after she wraps this role. Many of us can only dream of 7 figures while we work from 9 to 5! At least she’s making teh dough to keep up with her shopping!
This movie sounds very much like Roman Holiday.
Gotta love her!!!
I´m so excited about her new country cd! :D
I love how haters are so jealous XD
while you are typing she is spending a huge sum of money and laughing at you
thanks for the laugh haters ;)
looking great
You go girl
keep it up
Woow she is looking so hot lately
way better than the trash of britney or lindsay
God, picture 2 with those linebacker shoulders, weighlifter calves and obvious weave she honestly looks like a full on drag queen. This looks so ridiculously campy.
I guess you are forgetting the 100 million lawsuit filed against her? Which is why she has to make these crapass movies and walk around promoting products.
I’m not sure I really care….
#14 #17 Another post about how rich and great she is and how sorry us common people are. You’re right we’re jealous of her fake hair, her broad shoulders, her lifted tities, flat ass, and inflated ego. Puhleeze. She’s vapor and now the majority of the public says so!
Yes, it was “Private Benjamin.” Jessica has acknowledged the similarities and takes it as a compliment to be compared to Goldie.
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Believe me, she shouldn’t take it as a compliment. The wonderful Hawn won an oscar nomination for her role in Private Benjamin. Jessica Simpson will end up with another Razzie nod.
She’s not an actress. She’s barely a singer. Her height was showing her true stupidity on that Newlyweds show she had. Good luck to her.
Damn, she’s going to make Megan’s look stupid in this movie…
Yep…it’s definite…I don’t care…I just don’t…I tried for a minute, but I got nothin’…
ALL HER MOVIES SUCKS BECAUSE SHE DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT BUT JUST TO PLAY DUMB (AS SHE REALLY IS). SHE JUST FOOLING HERSELF, SHE NEVER GET A BOX OFFICE HITS, SHE PROBABLY WILL IF SHE JUST DO PORNO MOVIES.
even in pics only you can tell the acting is razzie-worthy
great actors have one thing in common: grey matter
Maybe Jessica should take acting classes, I hope her country singing career works out. What is grey matter?
JESSICA IS ALSO BRAINLESS! making another worthless movie. She is doing this to stay alive in hollywood untill she can hook a man so she can live off him, instead of the Simpson’s community money chest.
Someone said we are cruel. You know whats cruel, this cow releasing another movie! thats down right hatefull of her.
SOOO FUNNY, BUT SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!
Those shots just look very stupid. I don’t buy this, I’m not getting the sense that this is a good movie.
She is cute and a good singer but an actress she ain’t and she should not even try to be one. Don’t these people have enough money? She has perfumes, clothes line and music and now she has
taken to acting which she can’t do anyhow.
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