OlderJessica Alba: Darn You, Ross! Darn You!
Jessica Alba shows off her fake tooth on TRL Thursday (taped Tuesday) in New York City.
“[Costar Dane Cook and I] did all of our love scenes in one day and I chipped a tooth and I lost a tooth, isn’t that disgusting? We’re smashing our faces together, it’s not the slowest, most romantic love scene.”
The self-proclaimed klutz also elaborated on her acceptance speech from the Teen Choice Awards after winning the female hottie award. She originally said:
“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. (laughs) Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!”
On TRL, Alba explained Ross and her were mere 7-years-olds. “I was the only girl in a huge group of boys,” she said. “I was always playing sports with the boys and they were always picking me last. I remember when he wanted to kiss me, he said if I kissed him, he would pick me first for his team. I kissed him… but he still picked me last.”
FYI: Alba is wearing wore a Yigal Azrouel cropped jacket, Colette jewels and a hot new pair of Christian Louboutin Super T shoes.
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XThis movie is going to be crappy. I heard there were only about 40 people at the premiere. NEXT.
X She tries to come across as sweet,only if she knows it will benefit her.
“I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.”
“The paps? I could give two ***** about them.”
“I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass!”
“I have curves, I can’t help it. My aunts are fat.”
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/jessica-alba.htm
Their pathetic excuse to exploit Alba’s ass masked as a ‘film’ makes me so ******* nauseous. Anyone who actually goes to see this crap might as well sit at home and watch some porn on their computer like the ******* dork they are, buying into all this bullshit hollywood feeds them. Enough of this stupid untalented ***** and her hideous, plagarizing co-star!
X Yeah she was with Jeter, so she has herpes just like Jessica Biel and all of the other chicks he’s been with.
Xxxx She made all of those comments? She’s a real b*tch then, just like I always thought she was. And she’s getting old. She’s getting a Jennifer Aniston jaw.
I don’t know why people seem to pee their pants over this skinny chick. She’s just so boring and talentless.
http://www.hollywoodplastic.com
She should thank her surgeon for her nosejob.
XXXX That was the stupidest speech ever! “I used to be pigeoned-toed, and bucktoothed…” BUT LOOK AT ME NOW, LOOK AT ME NOW!”
Get over yourself *****.
“[Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball … I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.”
Um… I guess we know how this little **** got into acting. She learnt at a young age that sexual acts or at least the promise of them are required to become successful…
I’m pretty tired of this ****’s rant comments about her own “hotness.”
i don’t care what people think about her, i think she is so beautiful.
More of her dumb comments:
“I don’t show much butt or cleavage.”
Oh yeah! what about when you’re posing half naked for all of the guy’s magazines? Hypocrite.
“I’m sick of getting the sexy roles!”
I guess there putting a gun to your head, right? PLEASE SHUT UP!
Yeah, she’s a hypocrite with herpes. SHe should have made the speech to Derek, not some kid from like 3rd. grade!
She really should’ve have changed the words to it.
“Derek, you A*S! you gave me herpes! Look at me now! Look at me now!”
That would’ve been funny.
She’s definitely got some sore action going on there on her lower lip. It’s more noticeable in the pics from the Fantastic 4 premiere.
This chick needs to be called out for how b*tchy she really is. And I am glad you guys are doing it here! She got a nosejob? Interesting. And she smokes, too huh? She must really stink, then.
She’s becoming more and more unattractive to me! She totally looks anorexic, now she also smokes, which is a huge turn off. OVERRATED twat!!!
she’s a b*tch.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/10/14/possibly-pregnant-jessica-alba-gets-married-in-fantastic-four-2/
Her two front teeth are chipped. I wonder if that’s what she’s pointing to?
She smokes and that’s just gross.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/08/23/jessica-alba-smokes-is-still-sleeping-w-cash-warren/
I hate Jessica Alba, shes is a race traitor. Your brown ***** not white get it through your head. You maybe half white but your skin color is not. She is the latino version of Beyonce.
She’s getting old cause she smokes and she probably doesn’t eat very much. Her face is so angular now. Her jaw line is so sharp. It looks like she’s sucking her cheeks in.
SHe’s trying to gain sympathy. SHe does that when she knows it will benefit her. “But he still picked me last..” Aaahh Boo Hoo “Miss, The paps? I could give two ***** about them.” But you give a **** now, right? since you have this crappy movie coming out? What a two-faced b*tch.
you people are ******* unbelivable, how can you make such comments, do you know her? NO YOU DON´T.
Sure she´s hot, no not the best actress around. Still.. someone that wasn´t beautiful, not her case since she appeared in the scene has been a cutie, knows whats its like not been wanted by people. In her case, guys.
I´d have to say your jealous, why else hate her so much!
Ross must be killing himself right now.
#45, hate her so much cause she’s a sh*t talker. She just needs to shut up already.
I disagree with the person that said that Alba is too pretty to play a serious role….Charlize Theron is a gorgeous woman and yet she changed completely for her role in ” Monster” and she won an oscar for that movie
Alba doesn’t have the talent and she isn’t the most beautiful woman on earth she’s just another useless pretty girl in hollywood
She is cute and pretty but I can’t stand her kindo voice and speech.
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