Thu, 27 September 2007 at 9:58 am

Sharon Osbourne: I Want to Adopt Brad Pitt

“I would adopt him any day. Forget the babies, I’ll have him. I’m such a dirty old cow.” — Sharon Osbourne, 54, on Brad Pitt, 43, at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Benefit on Tuesday.

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48 Comments

# 1

ba @ 09/27/2007 at 10:01 am

I second that. who wouldn’t!!!!!!!!!

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Sasha @ 09/27/2007 at 10:02 am

AM FIRST.
LIKE SHARON EVERYONE WANTS TO ADOPT BRAD BUT HES TAKEN.
HES TAKEN EVERYONE BY THAT LUCKY LADY
ANGELINA.
LOVE THIS FAMILY.

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s.r @ 09/27/2007 at 10:03 am

such old dirty lady,you are going to dead in afew years so you should start praying god will forgive you for your dirty life instead of looking in one`s other man.

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anonymous @ 09/27/2007 at 10:10 am

Join the club!!! Why not adopt the whole family?

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SPONGEBOB @ 09/27/2007 at 10:17 am

SHE’S JUST KIDDING YOU KNOW, ANYWAY, EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND WITH BRAD PITT BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD MAN, VERY RESPECTABLE, CARING, AND PASSIONATE MAN. WE DO APPRECIATE EVERYTHING HE AND ANGIE DO FOR THE GOOD OF THE HUMAN RACE. THANKS JARED FOR POSTING MORE OF THESE COUPLES, HOPE WE CAN SEE MORE OF THEM.

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http://blacktennispros.blogspo @ 09/27/2007 at 10:20 am

A self described “dirty old cow”, ewwwwww.

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mouche @ 09/27/2007 at 10:21 am

Of course Sharon want to “adopt” Brad - who wouldn´t lol lol!!!!!

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Audrey @ 09/27/2007 at 10:24 am

DITO! love the whole family.

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# 9

a @ 09/27/2007 at 10:28 am

lol

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# 10

Babysis @ 09/27/2007 at 10:32 am

Ok, that interesting!

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Kiki @ 09/27/2007 at 10:33 am

What does she mean by dirty old cow?

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Sasha @ 09/27/2007 at 10:36 am

Kiki,
I think “Dirty Old Cow” is just a British way of saying I want to have sex with him every day of her life.

SHARON SHARON YOU ARE INDEED A DIRTY OLD COW.

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# 13

Fug Face Man!ston @ 09/27/2007 at 10:40 am

if a dog sneezed and it sounded even remotely close to “braaad” it would end up on here.

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sam p @ 09/27/2007 at 10:43 am

i agree,sharon but i am a very young cow and would adopt him too.

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# 15

Regina @ 09/27/2007 at 10:46 am

Love Sharon!

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nyc @ 09/27/2007 at 10:53 am

She better adopt the whole family because BRAD can’t live without them. BRAD said “My Family First and foremost”.
Thanks again JJ.

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NJS06 @ 09/27/2007 at 10:56 am

Lol. ITA but I would rather adopt Angelina, not for sexual reasons but just to be friends and to look at her! lol

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Aawww @ 09/27/2007 at 10:59 am

fug face is sooooo jealous

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# 19

wawa @ 09/27/2007 at 11:06 am

I agree with annon.She better adopt the whole family.Though I don’t want lie I want to adopt brad first.

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# 20

irma @ 09/27/2007 at 11:07 am

Sorry Sharon Brad is taken.

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# 21

ME @ 09/27/2007 at 11:08 am

SHARON ROCKS@@@@@@@@@@I 2ND THAT AND 3RD AND SO ON !!BRAD IS SO HOTTTTT!!

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# 22

delilah @ 09/27/2007 at 11:13 am

Alright! I second Sharon Osborne! Fans of Brangelina - unite!!

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# 23

~*~Get Real~*~ @ 09/27/2007 at 11:36 am

lol…thats funny!

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# 24

sam p @ 09/27/2007 at 11:37 am

http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2007/09/27/angelina-truly-has-a-mighty-heart/#comments
more angie pics

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# 25

name @ 09/27/2007 at 11:40 am

she needs to get behind the line…. there’s definitely no cutting lines on this one :)

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# 26

errr @ 09/27/2007 at 11:49 am

Not surprising. Most of his fans are her age and are dirty old cows

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nyc @ 09/27/2007 at 11:59 am

17 NJS06

Lol. ITA but I would rather adopt Angelina, not for sexual reasons but just to be friends and to look at her! lol
____________________________________________________

ITAWU. Won’t it be nice to have ANGELINA as a friend, INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS AND HAS A MIGHTY HEART. And I get to see BRAD and those beautiful babies too.

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# 28

Laura @ 09/27/2007 at 12:00 pm

LMAO! So do I Sharon, and I wouldn’t mind adopting Angie as well.

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# 29

tw @ 09/27/2007 at 12:07 pm

25 name : 09/27/2007 at 11:40 am
she needs to get behind the line…. there’s definitely no cutting lines on this one

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LOL, I’m on the line !!!

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# 30

SaRaH @ 09/27/2007 at 12:20 pm

omg i luv braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

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# 31

tammy @ 09/27/2007 at 12:38 pm

Sharon who doesn’t love brad.

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# 32

ROCK JOLIE-PITTS @ 09/27/2007 at 12:49 pm

Why not adopting the whole family?

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# 33

de Cosmos @ 09/27/2007 at 1:05 pm

Sharon and Brad would be like spiders mating, with the same horrible ending, i.e., Brad gets devoured unless he makes a quick getaway.

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COALHARBOURQT @ 09/27/2007 at 1:09 pm

That’s priceless! She’s just saying what most women on this planet have thought ;-) But it’s a package deal - Angie and the kids included! LOL

It’s actually a great concept for a charity fundraiser - Adopt a Celebrity for a Day… The Jolie-Pitts would fetch a pretty penny! Maybe all us BAMPZS fans could pool our resources :D

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# 35

Kate @ 09/27/2007 at 1:14 pm

What is the big fuss with this guy? Seriously, the guy looks unkept half the time. Sexy my a**. He looks like he needs to wash his clothes, take a shower, use shampoo, shave and put some chaptstick on already! One of his co-stars had even said that he had dry chappy lips when she had to kiss him in a scene. EEEWW! He is overrated. Plus he should stop slouching - he looks beaten down. He’s gotten worse looking since taking up with “Elweirdo”.

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# 36

mel @ 09/27/2007 at 1:23 pm

kate: jealousy will get you no where.

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# 37

susieqt @ 09/27/2007 at 1:25 pm

# 35,

Creepers!! What planet did you come from? Ur-****? You must be talking about your guy if you had one. LOL.

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# 38

amle @ 09/27/2007 at 1:35 pm

They would make a great couple. Sharon and Brad already have crotch rot. They both look haggard and stressed all the time. They both think they are intelligent, even though dumb as a box of rocks. They both have partners who are addicted to drugs. What more can you ask for?

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# 39

get real! @ 09/27/2007 at 1:42 pm

Brad would not want that old dog!

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# 40

London @ 09/27/2007 at 2:06 pm

Love the man he is!

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# 41

#36 Mel @ 09/27/2007 at 2:56 pm

and neither will your obsession with Pitt!

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# 42

samara @ 09/27/2007 at 3:11 pm

i bet sharon would be too much for brad..she would be a tiger in the bedroom…brad would be scare of her saying…”angie save me”

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# 43

lolololol hahaha @ 09/27/2007 at 3:41 pm

WOW I CAN’T IMAGINE HIM WITH SOME DEMON POSSED WOMAN …WAIT HES ALREADY WITH ONE

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# 44

Mediterranean @ 09/27/2007 at 5:54 pm

You made me laugh Sharon, you made my day. God bless you for this.

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# 45

julia @ 09/27/2007 at 7:08 pm

That’s sweet Sharon.. I hear ya!!!
I just want Him for the night. :lol:

Wow a few realy mean and angry comments. Some people have jealousy issues with The Jolie-Pitts..
I guess it makes You feel better about Yourself to put down People who have Much going for them. Oh Well, You can wallow in negativity and hate, that’s Your problem.

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# 46

Brian @ 09/28/2007 at 3:13 am

hahahaha sharon is a legend!!

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# 47

Ping @ 09/29/2007 at 9:00 pm

Sharon, you always choose the right words to say. Who doesn’t want to be with Brad? Only haters and dumbasses.