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Sharon Osbourne: I Want to Adopt Brad Pitt

Sharon Osbourne: I Want to Adopt Brad Pitt

“I would adopt him any day. Forget the babies, I’ll have him. I’m such a dirty old cow.” — Sharon Osbourne, 54, on Brad Pitt, 43, at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Benefit on Tuesday.

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Not surprising. Most of his fans are her age and are dirty old cows

17 NJS06

Lol. ITA but I would rather adopt Angelina, not for sexual reasons but just to be friends and to look at her! lol
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ITAWU. Won’t it be nice to have ANGELINA as a friend, INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS AND HAS A MIGHTY HEART. And I get to see BRAD and those beautiful babies too.

LMAO! So do I Sharon, and I wouldn’t mind adopting Angie as well.

25 name : 09/27/2007 at 11:40 am
she needs to get behind the line…. there’s definitely no cutting lines on this one

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LOL, I’m on the line !!!

omg i luv braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Sharon who doesn’t love brad.

ROCK JOLIE-PITTS @ 09/27/2007 at 12:49 pm

Why not adopting the whole family?

de Cosmos @ 09/27/2007 at 1:05 pm

Sharon and Brad would be like spiders mating, with the same horrible ending, i.e., Brad gets devoured unless he makes a quick getaway.

COALHARBOURQT @ 09/27/2007 at 1:09 pm

That’s priceless! She’s just saying what most women on this planet have thought ;-) But it’s a package deal - Angie and the kids included! LOL

It’s actually a great concept for a charity fundraiser - Adopt a Celebrity for a Day… The Jolie-Pitts would fetch a pretty penny! Maybe all us BAMPZS fans could pool our resources :D

What is the big fuss with this guy? Seriously, the guy looks unkept half the time. Sexy my a**. He looks like he needs to wash his clothes, take a shower, use shampoo, shave and put some chaptstick on already! One of his co-stars had even said that he had dry chappy lips when she had to kiss him in a scene. EEEWW! He is overrated. Plus he should stop slouching - he looks beaten down. He’s gotten worse looking since taking up with “Elweirdo”.

kate: jealousy will get you no where.

# 35,

Creepers!! What planet did you come from? Ur-****? You must be talking about your guy if you had one. LOL.

They would make a great couple. Sharon and Brad already have crotch rot. They both look haggard and stressed all the time. They both think they are intelligent, even though dumb as a box of rocks. They both have partners who are addicted to drugs. What more can you ask for?

Brad would not want that old dog!

Love the man he is!

and neither will your obsession with Pitt!

i bet sharon would be too much for brad..she would be a tiger in the bedroom…brad would be scare of her saying…”angie save me”

lolololol hahaha @ 09/27/2007 at 3:41 pm

WOW I CAN’T IMAGINE HIM WITH SOME DEMON POSSED WOMAN …WAIT HES ALREADY WITH ONE

Mediterranean @ 09/27/2007 at 5:54 pm

You made me laugh Sharon, you made my day. God bless you for this.

That’s sweet Sharon.. I hear ya!!!
I just want Him for the night. :lol:

Wow a few realy mean and angry comments. Some people have jealousy issues with The Jolie-Pitts..
I guess it makes You feel better about Yourself to put down People who have Much going for them. Oh Well, You can wallow in negativity and hate, that’s Your problem.

hahahaha sharon is a legend!!

Sharon, you always choose the right words to say. Who doesn’t want to be with Brad? Only haters and dumbasses.

I don’t find him attractive.

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