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Heidi Montag is a Baywatch Bikini Babe

Heidi Montag is a Baywatch Bikini Babe

Plastic surgery princess Heidi Montag flaunts her fit figure as she frolicks along the beach in Los Angeles on Thursday.

The Hills star channeled her inner Baywatch babe as she bounced across the sand in a skimpy pink bikini.

Heidi, 21, played pretend lifeguard as she toted a red life preserver and got a birdseye view of the beach from the lookout tower.

On Wednesday, Heidi and manager boyfriend Spencer Pratt celebrated her Us Weekly cover girl status at the Us Hot Hollywood Party. She admitted to having rhinoplasty and breast augmentation.

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108 Comments

# 1

Who is this ****, stop posting about her!

# 2
stillthereforme @ 09/28/2007 at 12:44 pm

Jared…please stop posting about this wannabe. She scares the daylights out of me!

# 3

ugh this girl drives me nuts.

so vapid and vacuous. UGH.

# 4

STOP WITH THE PHOTO OPS!

# 5

don’t know her, don’t want to know her

# 6

A Classic Bimbo… Get her out of the earth please

# 7

gah.
annoying attention *****.

# 8

can u stopppp STOP POSTING ABOUT HER???
GODD NO ONE ****** CARES..SHES TAKING UP SPACE FOR
SOMTHING ACTUALLY WORTH TALKING ABOUT?!?

IM GOING TO STOP COMING HERE IF I KEEP SEENING HER. U GUYS I THINK ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT STILL CARES…GET OVER THIS DUMB BLONDE BIMBO!!! UGHH.

How much are they paying you Jared!

At least the size of her boobies fit her body.

Why is she posing like this? I know that they always pose, but why the he!! does she have that dam^ LG float and why is she standing by that LG truck? She is beyond an idiot.

i don’t understand this? wtf is she doing?

she is so lame and pointless

wow can she be any more fake..!

My eyes are sore @ 09/28/2007 at 1:05 pm

Ridiculous … what a joke! LOL

Alessandra @ 09/28/2007 at 1:07 pm

LOL
she`s Stupid! :P

No more Heidi posts! lol

wat a sad, desperate little girl

Please….no more Heidi!!! I beg you! She looks like such an idiot posing for photos all the time. Maybe if no one posts her pictures, she will stop this nonsense and go away.

She’s a walking joke! Sorry, walking plastic joke!

Cougar4Shia @ 09/28/2007 at 1:37 pm

I SWEAR SEEING HER MAKES ME WANT TO KILL SOMEONE!!

Is there a more fake annoying person in all the world?

Hmm NO!!!

GO AWAY!!! DIE!! DISAPPEAR!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed enough of her already.

#1 you are so right

no more Heidi!!! @ 09/28/2007 at 1:42 pm

JARED PLEASE!!!!! Enough about her!!! She’s pointless, desperate for attention, we dont care nor do we wanna know anything about her or her stupid bf.. they’re both ridiculous!!!

Baywatch Babe?? Are you nuts…she’s more look pigeon-toed wannabe, Jay-Leno look-a-like!

Does anyone else see how high up her nipples are?

Maria (Shorty) @ 09/28/2007 at 1:47 pm

Jared: Please ….. enough with this person!! Don’t know who she is and don’t care!! And you can see from the posts above, a great deal of people don’t care either. Thanks Jared!!

Mel: Her nipples are almost at her throat!!

She is so sad. How pathetic to be so desperate for fame. Does she not realise that no body with any clout in Hollywood would ever respect her or give her a job? Please stop posting about her. It is clear that no one who reads your websites is interested in hearing about her.

Who took those pictures Spencer? haha

WTF Jared? How gay are you to keep posting this *****? Do you actually read your posts? No one here cares and you are only proving what a douche YOU are for continuing to post pix of this useless, horse face ****. Enough already or everyone will switch to dlisted.com, Perez or some other site that LISTENS to its readers!

OMG -make it stop…………………………………………

Why does she pose for the paparazzi?

Maria (Shorty) @ 09/28/2007 at 2:02 pm

Ladies: If you don’t post anything next time something comes up on this girl, JJ will get the point. I’m sure there are people out there that follow this girl, but it doesn’t seem alot of us do. Just a suggestion. Skip the post all together.

Please let’s not insult JJ, he does a great job and we shouldn’t be mean to him, OK? Thanks!

sternenfaenger @ 09/28/2007 at 2:04 pm

Brain to Heidy: “What the F*** are you doing?”
Heidy to Brain: “hahahaha, yeah”

Oh, wait, what is brain?

Please stop wasting my eyes for this! Thank you!

sternenfaenger @ 09/28/2007 at 2:06 pm

(HEIDY)….didnt wanna use the real German name, because, like that it’s a shame for all us Germans!!

Greetings from Germany

the_original_nika @ 09/28/2007 at 2:08 pm

shes such a poser.

The HILLS Star. It’s a reality show. Only in America can you become an Icon by letting people video tape your life. Girls like her are a dime a dozen. People act like living in a rich california neighborhood means somthing, It doesn’t It means you can afford differnt but not actually any better cloths and where you live is Sunny. big Hairy Deal!!!

Wow , I don’t know her but she may be the most wannabe star in Hollywood lol… all the posts are negative!

*****

god i hate this girl
she is a no good backstabing ****

NOOO don’t listen to them jared, i love seeing what the girls are up to on the hills, i like heidi becuase she is such a dumb bitchy blonde and these sort of pics make me laugh!!

Gah. i hate this stupid girl…cant she just give up? she aint that pretty..and her so called FIANCE isnt either..booty buck toothed mug.

I dont get it. She must be a heck of an actress cause she is not very good looking. She is a blonde with big boobs and I can only assume you cant walk through Hollywood without seeing a hot blonde every 20 feet or so…

Jocasta666 @ 09/28/2007 at 2:38 pm

*Pondering*
*tapping foot for a minute*

Hmmm. SOMEbody wants to be Pamela Anderson. I can tell.
As can all of you guys here on this thread.
She knows Pammy is old and about to land a rich guy and settle down for at least until her boys are 18 years old…and she sees a vacuum in the blond hotness that USED to be Pammy.

Hmmm.

I’m detecting some sort of vacuum too…in Heidi’s head.

Pammy’s a classic; I didn’t even know her during her best years. And wouldn’t have cared.
But until recently, I could see she at LEAST took care of her boys and protected them fiercly.

Pammy’s the original…Heidi a pale pale second generation copy.

And I”m being generous.

And bitchy. Thanks for your time. Love the site and sorry about ranting last week.

JoC

OH MY GOD…SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN’ CHEEESSSYYY!

LMAO! what is she doing?? does she really think these stage photo ops are gonna help her so called “career” HAHAHAHA

people need 2 stop hating on her. everyone believes she was the one who leaked about the sex tape with lauren and what his face but no1 really knows. just because they are figting doesn’t mean nothing!!!!!! give this girl a break. i dont see nothing wrong with her and she has a hot body and that’s coming from a girl myself.

Ok, look at the rib between her breasts. THAT is what eating disorders look like, so back off girls like Natalie Portman who are just normal skinny.

I hate FAT people @ 09/28/2007 at 3:24 pm

I’d hit that ALL DAY EVERYDAY!

You FAT women are just JEALOUS of her smokin body

yeah that’s bikini body ;)

OH MY ******* GOD.
IF SHE’S GOING TO DO PHOTO OPS, ATLEAST MAKE IT SEEM LESS OBVIOUS.
IDIOT.

Heidi and her fake tits try too hard.

SHE LOOKS STUNNING

BTW U PPL HAVE TO STOP HATING HER JUST BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID SHOW, THE HILLS, NOT OF THAT ITS TRUE, UNDERSTAND?!
AND JARED, PLZ, CONTINUE DOING UR GOOD WORK AND DONT CARE ABOUT THIS STUPID COMMENTS

The sad, the pathetic and the fugly.

was this a photo shoot or just the pap photo op and if so what the hell is with all the posing and ****. I can’t stand her… too fake, she’s trying way too hard but I can see how that would happen under Mr. Pratt’s guidance.

oh.my.god. how sad. please, no more heidi.

need a smaller bathing suit??

and btw, i don’t hate her because I think she leaked the sex tapes of LC. I hate how big of a fame ***** she is.

i weigh 125 lbs why would i be jealous of her. i have a round curvy booty and big real boobs, why would i be jealous of someone who had to pay to put plastic in their chest to get what i already have, makes no sense, every one who comments is not jealous, find a nother line damn.

LOL! Yeh, her nipples are way too high. I’m not sure “The bag over the head” trick would even work for her. UGH! Nasty!

there just fake so i dont know why anyone likes it. need a smaller bathing suit girl?

And who was taking these lame pics? Her dumbas. boyfriend?!

HAHAHAHAHHA!
wow wtf is she doing? really?
but KEEP POSTING! these are so funny to laugh at
she is so obviously posing, i cant stop laughing

can we boycott this ***** please. she’s creepy.

combustion8 @ 09/28/2007 at 5:04 pm

yuck, it’s mr. ed.. god shes fugly.

Heidi is such a moran.

Could those boobs of ehres look MORE fake? Holy Cow, this chick is a complete waste of space.

she’s such a dumbass
she & her bf r just trying to get as much attention as possible

Kristiana @ 09/28/2007 at 6:32 pm

o my goodness this girl is sooo pathetic…First she bashes lauren..gets engaged to that ugly guy..then all of a sudden she thinks shes sooo popular wen shes not! Without lauren nand The hills she would be a nobody which she still is..I mean look at her she wants the papz to take the those photos so she can get publicity cuz she know she needs it especially since shes comin out with her squeaky ugly voice album..

Gosh, can she be any more obvious with these photo-ops? She’s TRYING REALLY, REALLY hard! What a wanna-be!

she is so over-rated.

umm why are her nipples so high up..you can tell her boobs are so fake

Never has a plastic sugery been more wasted. Does she really think she looks prettier? Hardly! For all her insecurities and fake sob story about being picked on (totally deserved, btw) I can’t believe she thinks those fake softballs look sexy or touchable. They look so fake! Ahhh, karma. Crappy plastic surgery for a crappy person. Ha-ha!

I hate hate hate how they always ******* do these fake photos….. In reality it’s just spencer taking the pictures and shopping them around. and it’s always the same…. in the ******* bathing suit…. GET A ******* LIFE YOU TWO LOSERS

heidi montage sucks she is a ***** and no one cares about her expeact her ugly fake ass bf spencer pratt she losing all her friends just because of spEncer sheS patheic and ugly fake ass barbie ***** go get another nose job cause the doctor did not do such a good job freakin dunbass, rat face,ugly smut,nasty hoe and a ugly ***** go get a life HEIDI MONTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

urgh!
i hate that girl shes so annoying!!!

don’t know who this is but just wanted to say she needs to redo her boob job, the nipples r out of place, bad plastic surgeon. if she is a celebrity, at least pay for a reputable surgeon.

seems like someone with a whole lot of jealousy keeps posting the same thing over and over…same person differnt name…listen, if you hate Heidi so much why are you on her thread? Can get enough,lol?
And Jared doesn’t discriminate or probably really care that you hate Heidi so much.

God this girl is a TOOL

i really don’t like her. i don’t know why. yes one is because of the hills and another is because she basically let spencer brainwash her. why do people even get plastic surgery?it just makes your body ill and it makes u wanna be like a wannabee.HEDI!!!!!no affence to people who got plastic surgery,im just talkin about hedi.

Argh, this girl is ridiculous. Her poses are too much, how many times does the word fake need to be associated with her?!

Not to be mean, but she is hideous.

Jared posts the pictures of Heidi and in return he gets to do Spencer.
It’s a WIN WIN for everyone!

she is ssoooooo trying to pose

michelle martin @ 09/29/2007 at 1:45 am

omgosh. is this a photoshoot or a girl BEGGING for us to care about her new plastic that her stupid boyfriend bought? lauren is ten times prettier!

desperate much?

i never read posts on this pathetic wannabe. i wouldn’t know who she is if not for bloggers. but geez, she is just so hard up in these photos … sticking out her bad boob job and body towards the camera. she knows nothing. i am back to not clicking on garbage, stat!

In 10 years she’s going to sit back and watch old episodes of “The Hills” and hate herself! Her parents seem like nice, down to earth people. She has been molded into a shallow, backstabbing, plastic boobie bimbo.

short legs? or have a long trunk.
and ugly fake boobs like Tori.
she has totally ugly body.
poor girl.

she is fugly.

Yuck. She is so nasty. And annoying.

what a ****!

jashley fan @ 09/29/2007 at 2:03 pm

this girl is so freakin retarded!
SHE CAN’T SING.
SHE’S A *****
SHE HAS THE UGLIEST GUY AS A BOYFRIEND ON THE PLANET (besides Michael Jackson)
N SHE IS SUCH A WANNABEE LOSER

oh wow..she’s blonde with fake boobs and a fake nose.
How so very different and daring of her.

*yawn*

i cant help but laugh..so fake.

fck this. jared stop posting things bout her

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. these pictures are so posed its SCARY. does she wake up in the mornings and randomly think “okay, TODAY I’M GUNNA ACT LIKE A BAYWATCH GIRL AND GO TO THE BEACH AND GET MY PICTURE TAKEN!” does she collect these pictures and put them in an album or something? its ******* scary.

Ugh. This girl drives me insane. She’s nothing but a plastic, media seeking, attention bimbo. And she’s fake.

Serious Jared ! Heidi is a wannabee ! she annoys the t.i.t.s outta me ! Pardon the pun ! But Seriously…. More LC plezzzzzzzzzzz

oo my godd dont do that do her !!!!!

she is pretty

i love Heidi && Spencer !
so people ust shut up and get a life !!

i feel sorry for the girl, these photos are horrible.
she just looks so um bad.

Heidi Montag is hot she looks sexy in her bikini her new tits look great and her belly ring really tops it off. Way to go Heidi you’re really sexy and I don’t care what anyone says!

jamie lynn @ 03/17/2008 at 4:20 pm

heidi is the fakest, most rediculous person on the planet! seriously could you try any harder to actually do something with your life. first you get a horrible makeover, then you make one of the worst music videos ever, and now you’re trying a clothing line…you should just give up already. i would def. be on sucide watch if i were montag.

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