Tue, 02 October 2007 at 11:36 am

Eva Longoria Sex Tape!!!!!!

Here is the Eva Longoria Sex Tape that everyone is talking about! It is real. A real parody!

The Desperate Housewives star and Perry Hilton, a parody character played by comedian Eric Olsen, created a “sex tape” viral video to laugh off the rumors of an actual Eva sex tape.

Between playful pillow fights and flighting, Eva jokes, ” Are you sure we should be doing this? What if it gets out? It could be really embarrassing because one day, I might want to marry a really cute basketball player or something.” That would be French b-ball player Tony Parker (they married in July).

Perry has his own catchphrase “That’s tasty”, an obvious parody of Paris Hilton‘ “That’s hot”. He achieved cult fame on Will Ferrell’s streaming video website Funny or Die.

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43 Comments

# 1

Fug Face Man!ston @ 10/02/2007 at 11:40 am

to bad its not funny.

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in luv with herself @ 10/02/2007 at 11:44 am

cant stand her…hope she fades away..why not a sex tape with tony??gold digger eva whose marriage is a sham and the wedding was tacky.

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Christina @ 10/02/2007 at 11:48 am

i love this girl, thats hilarious

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gala @ 10/02/2007 at 11:48 am

I really liked it!

“a hundred and eleven..”

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lori @ 10/02/2007 at 11:49 am

she has too much time on her hands

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Regina @ 10/02/2007 at 11:55 am

I was going to say! That video would’ve broken up one marriage.

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joi @ 10/02/2007 at 11:55 am

Although not a fan of Eva Longoria, I must say she looks HOT in this - way way better than Paris Hilton ever did in night vision!

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Nando @ 10/02/2007 at 12:03 pm

lol

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superkleb @ 10/02/2007 at 12:03 pm

not a fan of her, but I have to admit that its really funny - she seems to have a lot of self-mockey…

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caro @ 10/02/2007 at 12:23 pm

ahhaha that just made me love her so much more

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Taylor @ 10/02/2007 at 12:26 pm

I don’t like her, but that was amusing.

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lala @ 10/02/2007 at 12:36 pm

LMAO! love her…that’s funny i reckon…lol at him lifting her up on his feet!

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Jennifer @ 10/02/2007 at 12:39 pm

this video is funny

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Sasha @ 10/02/2007 at 1:02 pm

I’m not a fan of her but I find this clip is funny

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BETTER-THAN-YOURS @ 10/02/2007 at 1:14 pm

WTF?LOL

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cash @ 10/02/2007 at 1:14 pm

this isn’t even funny…………

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name @ 10/02/2007 at 1:49 pm

another attempt by a celeb to remain in the headlines… when they see the end very far. when DH gets cancelled she will simply be another sex symbol without an acting career. all she’ll be seen in are men’s mags and on the sideline of the spurs games (that’s even if the marriage sustains)

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name @ 10/02/2007 at 1:50 pm

i meant when the see the end is very NEAR

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name @ 10/02/2007 at 1:53 pm

i’d rather see a phony play sex tape with someone that has substance or doesn’t live on her looks like Angelina Jolie, Rachel McAdams, Resse, Halle, Joy Bryant….

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yourmom @ 10/02/2007 at 2:21 pm

I never comment on sites but bhat was the biggest waste of a minute. It wasn’t funny at all. She looked like a tweleve year old boy with lingerie on. Ick!

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jessica @ 10/02/2007 at 3:14 pm

All that preening and pouting is not self-mockery-that’s just her. Publicity stunt much? It would be funny if she actually does have a sex tape, in which case I wouldn’t be suprised.

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Jennie @ 10/02/2007 at 3:56 pm

she’s cute, though.

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cali @ 10/02/2007 at 4:02 pm

that was not funny at all

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Jenn @ 10/02/2007 at 4:33 pm

LOVE Eva! She is so cute. It shows she has a personality and is a real person. She’s so gorgeous.

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VALERIE @ 10/02/2007 at 5:14 pm

Eva Longoria looks gorgeous. Once again, I was stunned by her good looks on Desperate Housewives and if it wasn’t for her and the guy who plays Carlos, I don’t even think I’d bother watching the show!

I would love to see her in chick flicks because she does have the body to carry some serious good fashion such as in “Sex and the City”, “The devils wears Prada”, 13 going on 30 etc…

Eva looks sensational and she is an inspiration for me in terms of great looks! She is physically flawless. ( even in that infamous sans make up photograph)

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cudahy @ 10/02/2007 at 5:56 pm

wtf!!! was tha….

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# 27

Kate @ 10/02/2007 at 6:00 pm

valerie -what’s so great about her? she is just another attention-craving hollywood bimbo who is trying waaay too hard to get more attention. she is gross and stupid!!!!! she should leave paris’ old tricks alone and aim higher. what a waste.

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R @ 10/02/2007 at 6:05 pm

I want my spent minute BACK!!!! Attention whores, they so an opportunity for more publicity and went for that. It is not funny, it is not dramatic, it is not interesting. It is just bullshit, attention whores. Why can’t she just disappear?

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eddie @ 10/02/2007 at 6:21 pm

i like her, even in this type, she’s still pretty.

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Jess @ 10/02/2007 at 7:28 pm

She is so desperate to get any publicity.

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moi @ 10/02/2007 at 9:30 pm

Is this the real tape?
Is this a parody?

I smell a little bohemian rhapsody coming on!

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# 32

Brittany @ 10/02/2007 at 10:27 pm

WELL. that was ******* lame.

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elaine @ 10/03/2007 at 9:26 am

In the Premiere of Desperate Housewives Teri Hatcher made a remark about Filipinos - doctors/nurses. She was talking to her doctor and then she said “Okay, before we go any further, can I check those diplomas? ‘Coz I would just like to make sure they are not from some med school in the Philippines.”

——I am really mad at how they think that medical schools here in my country is not that credible….i have a brother who happens to be a doctor and he studied here in our University of the Philippines, Diliman….We deserve a public apology

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# 34

Chris Tew @ 10/04/2007 at 7:39 am

This is just a spoof for Will Ferrel’s Comedy site:
http://www.webtvhub.com/eva-longoria-sex-tape-the-worst-celebrity-sex-tape-ever-cruel-hoax-for-funny-or-die/

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# 35

Piosto @ 10/04/2007 at 9:44 am

Watch Real Eva Longoria Sex Tape Now

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# 36

Joanna [Poland] @ 10/05/2007 at 8:24 am

HAHAHA, HILARIOUS!