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Joaquin Phoenix @ LAX Airport

Joaquin Phoenix @ LAX Airport

Joaquin Phoenix, puffing away on a cancer stick, grows a pair of wings and catches a flight out of LAX airport on Wednesday in Los Angeles. The smoking (figuratively and literally) actor was seen hugging, presumably, family.

Joaquin toted around a hot-as-Hades metallic duffel bag by Diane Von Fursternberg.

Mr. Phoenix is on his way to do more press for his upcoming film Reservation Road costarring Jennifer Connelly, Mark Ruffalo, Mira Sorvino and Elle Fanning. The drama thriller will be released nationwide on October 19.

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480 Comments

# 1

Love Joaquin as an actor but he looks horrible here. I like scruffy but this just a mess.

# 2

looks like diane von furstenburg

# 3

the bag i mean.

# 4

Thanks, a. You’re absolutely right!

# 5

The girl with black hair is Joaquin’s girlfriend Teuta.

# 6

Thanks, Belinda! Added –

# 7

Hottest man alive - but I wish he’d lose the ciggy.

# 8

mmm… no more red hootie? he looked tasty on it.

whoa! where has he been since walk the line?

That’s not his Dad. I wish it was but i promise it’s not. Take care

TROLLLOVER @ 10/03/2007 at 10:56 pm

Thats not teuta!!! And teuta isn’t a model!

That ain’t Teuta.

That’s not Teuta Memedi. Whoever the new girl is she is in for a ride through hell. Good luck to her, poor b*tch.

TROLLLOVER @ 10/04/2007 at 2:04 am

^^LMAO!!!!!!

What is with this site giving out bad info? First, that isn’t Teuta with him. Second, Teuta isn’t a model and couldn’t be if she tried. Third, the man with him isn’t his father!! FIX YOUR INFO JUSTJARED!!

Okay..where do i begin? lol. that isnt teuta, those other people in the pic arent his family members and teuta memedi isnt a model..this site sux

If that isn’t Teuta, then it’s her twin sister. She dresses the exact same way as her!!! And her hair is the exact same cut!!! The exact same color!!! Teuta is very unique looking and so is this girl. I think it’s Teuta.

Can somebody post a link with a picture of Teuta Memedi please.Just wanna see what she looks like.thx

it is NOT teuta! I am 100% sure it isn’t her!! It IS weird that she has the same hair (ALMOST! Teuta’s is longer than her’s) but her profile is very very different. Teuta has a big nose and tans so she has darker skin. It isn’t her

ps-you cannot say this girl is “unique looking” other than her profile YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE HER! LOL.

It isn’t teuta peopel take a good look. Don’t be fooled by a haircut. Her jaw is totally different. Teuta has a strong masculine jaw, this girl has a round sort of cubby jaw. Teuta usually looks tan, this girl is pale. Teuta has a big distinct nose, this girl has a small nose. Totally different profile, oddly similar haircut.

Lovejoaquin @ 10/04/2007 at 5:18 am

It’s not Teuta but she’s a lucky girl that he brings her with him to the airport. She lokks pretty. He must be in NY for the shows next week. Somebody knows when he starts his new film?

That’s not Teuta. Who’s the brown haired lady? She’s kind of hot. He’s carrying her bag–looks like she’s going with him.

What a yummy scruff!

he looks hooooot there!

god he’s a slob. hes so hot when he’s cleaned up a little

lovejoaquin @ 10/04/2007 at 9:30 am

I read somewhere that he said in an interview that he was in an happily relationship… Guess it’s the girl

Looks like that model chick from two of his videos. Montana something.

That is great, post #29, I hope so. She looks nice…. Where did you read that? Was it recently?

By the looks of him the only happy relationship he’s in at the moment is the one he has with the bottle.

lovejoaquin @ 10/04/2007 at 11:27 am

I read it on Justjoaquin.com if you’re interested

I was interested in reading that article but I can’t find it, was it in the forum part??

Diamond Lil @ 10/04/2007 at 12:01 pm

Does he have mental problems? Or just eccentric? The way he takes care of himself (doesn’t) makes him look 25 years older than he is and flat broke…and we all know he’s doing well career wise & clean’s up well, but you wouldn’t know it to look at that.

lovejoaquin @ 10/04/2007 at 12:05 pm

Go to the forum and in the topic “pictures” someone posted this info but I’ve no idea where she (or he) read it. You must be registered to read it btw.

he spits…

like an animal

how are we supposed to respect him?

:P

Thanks, post 37!! :-)

I’d guess mental problems + substance abuse problems. Watch his interviews from this year. He’s so out there, it’s sad. Have to say I fear the worst for his future. Never thought he’d end up like his older bro’, thought he was stonger than that, but lately looks like he’s going the same route.

It could easily be Teuta. Thing is that it looks like she has packed on like 5lbs and perhaps the camera angle + haircut isn’t favorable. The haircut looks quiet butch to me. IMO

Montana Horchler? She *is* a model. Very young and sweet-looking. Models for WTC, which he made a video for, and starred in 2 of his music videos. Not at all unusual for directors to sleep with their muses, so very possibly her.

#41, maybe she took everyone’s advice about the nose job.

HOTTT! LOVE HIM!!!

No, it’s not Teuta. This is Jody or Josie or something like that. Everyone, just be happy for this talented man. You might not like the grunge look, but many of us find it very appealing.

definitely not teuta…her nose is really different from that girl’s nose.
and those people are not even close to his family…

I was at the Dept. of Peace event; I’m almost positive this is the girl who came with him. She’s really cute; they’re cute together.

She is not Teuta, obviously, but she is so close in resemblance and it’s weird. Same haircut, same clothes. Why does he duplicate them? Creepy. And this is not Montana, btw.

anonymous @ 10/04/2007 at 9:27 pm

yah I agree this is creepy….that haircut is gross in my opinion.

There is something very wrong and weird happening in the head of Mr. Phoenix. He gives me the creeps now.

remember da truth @ 10/04/2007 at 11:20 pm

All of you who think he’s creepy or dirty or too scruffy — GOOD!! Leaves him for ME!! LOL!! LOOOOVVVEEE the hotness that is Joaquin Phoenix. Watch Quills — you will be quivering for him!

LAX airport? Isnt it just LAX? LAX is the IATA code for Los Angeles International Airport so adding airport to LAX (as in, LAX Airport) is just redundant.

thatsmessedup! @ 10/05/2007 at 2:44 am

Holy crow…#22 Teuta Memedi is unquie looking! Thats being very kind! In an odd way I feel insulted…A hot man like Joaquin should be w/ a hot woman…like me! :) Hey I can dream! LOL but for real… DAMN thats not RIGHT if hes dating that!

Jared, don’t buy that D.V.F bag, unless you want to give it away to your sister or mom, it’s a woman’s bag…just saying… :-) He was carrying it for her…

His shoes look like they belong on a bum..all tattered on the toes..what is going on with this guy? He’s so successful…he looks a total mess everytime I see him off screen. Can’t wait for his movie though, love him as an actor!

lovejoaquin @ 10/05/2007 at 5:14 am

Thank you Justine for the info! So this girl is really with him and it seems serious…Lucky girl!

They are cute together an despite what everyone else thinks from what I see in pictures… I am glad he likes the unique looking types instead of always the boring clone look alikes of Pamela, or Jessica. There is nothing wrong with them, but they would not match his looks… It would look weird to me anyway.

I love how people can say she is unique looking/hot from a side profule view where you can barely even see her face. Having short black hair doesn’t make you unique looking. I cannot see much of her face, but from what I see she looks like a pale white girl with black hair. I am not seeing anything unique as far as her profile is concern. Normal caucasion nose, pale skin, normal weight body structure….nothing new.

thatsmessedup! @ 10/05/2007 at 3:38 pm

There has been other pics of her face in view posted w/ face in view just google it # 57. Unique is very polite… I dont believe she is a model..to plain..to short. And I’m still jelouse…lol

Why be jealous? Amazes me how anyone can be jealous of the women he “dates”. He uses women like condoms - puts them on his d*&% then throws them out.

“She is not Teuta, obviously, but she is so close in resemblance and it’s weird. Same haircut, same clothes. Why does he duplicate them? Creepy. And this is not Montana, btw.”

#48, my theory, Teuta dumped him, and he is totally cut about it so he picks up another chick that looks exactly like her on the rebound. Teuta clone. He was last seen with T in May at that music fest, then she vanishes and at about the same time he starts acting totally wacko. All makes sense.

I can see enough from the side of her face or other pics of other girlfriends — and it seems like he goes for the NON-HOLLYWOOD types example: the non-clone Pamela, Jessica Alba painted face and body, bleached hair and FF implants types… is that clear and understandable for those who don’t understand what unique means….everyone views beauty differently so everyone is entitled to their own opinions…

What was that? Did anyone else just hear hymns playing in the background?

There is no way Teuta “broke up with him.” No way on earth. I have heard he broke up with her and they weren’t even serious anyway. people have a habit of assuming that just because he is seen with a girl for a while, they are in this serious relationship and totally committed. That wasn’t the case

people keep saying he picks a girl who looks like teuta, but she looks NOTHING like teuta from her profile. TOTALLy different face. youre judging by a haircut and her clothes which are both the fashion “in” right now. all the followers go and get the clothes that are “in” this season. that doesnt mean she looks like teuta.

I think he looks hot here. I’m biased, sure, because he is so wonderful–and from what everone says, he’s wonderful on the inside too. I like that he doesn’t act, look, or date “Hollywood” Thank god there are still a few interesting, brilliant, cool guys out there. By the way, those aviators look ridiculously sexy on him.

#64, that figures. We know he only dates the fashionistas. He’s a shallow SOB who only dates shallow fashion sheep. They are made for each other. Matches made in heaven. AMEN

Another meaningless relationship. Another total waste of time.

i think you have it all wrong, she seems interesting looking… fashonista to me is a stick on a runaway that weighs like 10 pounds and can’t even make the clothes look great and fashionable because she is too thin. He goes for different looking girls are just not Hollywood types… Thank god he does not seem to go for the botox filled up, blonde types full of silicone… I think he would be more shallow dating of those… I liked the looks of Teuta, Topaz and a few others and so I think he is interesting tast. I agree with Julie. Thank god there are still some men out there that live in Hollywood that don’t necessarily date Hollywood.

I also like to add that I think it is hillarious as you make it sound like he goes to these shops and picks out these mannequins who like each other and say “Oh, I will date her because she has black hair and is wearing stretchie pants…” LOL you guys make me laugh. He has dated plenty of different of types in his past and SO WHAT if it happens to be that the last girl Teuta and this one look similar in style… BIG DEAL!! I think it is funny…

She looks homely to me. Homely and a tad overweight compared to his other girls. She might want to lose a few pounds if she wants to keep him. He luuuurves those super-skinnies and there are lots of them around in Hollyweird.

anonymous @ 10/06/2007 at 2:31 pm

ummm…he can stand to lose a few pounds himself…he isn’t that hot to me anymore.

Doesn’t matter what he looks like. He’s rich and famous and that’s all that matters when attracting girls.

She is a lot heavier than the type he normally goes for, which maybe says she isn’t his new girlfriend after all. He likes the almost anorexic look.

I think it is Teuta,look at the pics from Malibu in the car with him.The same girl.I think she looks some swollen like women in pragnent.Maybe she is ,but it’s Teuta for 100%!

No that’s not Teuta. Look at her face - Teuta was thin around the jaw but this girl has a lot of fat on her neck and jaw and her legs are a lot thicker.

The new girl is cute, she just needs to lose some weight is all.

Poeple this is Teuta just a litte bigger,she look swollen but it’s her.Her lips ,her pose,her style .It isnt’t diffrent girl it’s her. Maybe she’s pregnant ?

It isn’t teuta and she isn’t preganant. Second, I am not a huge fan of this guys but he does NOT have a type. He dates the most random women ever. Liv tyler is pretty and curvy NOT a stick figure by any means. Topaz was very thin, teuta was normal sized,and this chick is normal too but a little bigger than teuta. All of hid girlfriends have had different hair/eye colors, and skin color. So yeah, he doesn’t date similar people. I would say he doesn’t have a type other than I don’t think he likes blondes too much because he is never seen with one.

Even Teuta is normal weight. Here is a pic that some girl who knows her put on a message board and it used to be on teutas old myspace, and ISN’T reail thin by any means

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee95/aprilfool2/2097548360086402687YVmKQc_ph.jpg

She needs to lose weight?! WTF? Do you work in the modeling industry or something? She’s no goddess but she sure as hell doesn’t need to lose weight. Anyone who thinks that seriously needs to get their head examined and read real-life accounts of girls all over this Country trying to recover from eating disorders just because they thought they “needed to lose a little weight.” God, that really pisses me off when a perfectly normal and HEALTHY looking girl is told that she needs to lose a few pounds. This girl whoever she is doesn’t need to do anything except sue her hairstylist for that god-awful cut.

And BTW, this man dates all colors of the rainbow. For the time being he seems to be going through the black, bowl-cut look, but he’ll done with that in a few months time.

Giles, I don’t think anyone said that she should lose weight. She has a healthy body type. I just hate when people try and play like either of them are “too thin” because they aren’t. If you saw either her or teuta on the street you’d never be like “omg she is so skinny” because they have a normal body type. I think people like to make sh*t up just for the hell of it. It is clear these girls are healthy./

I thought the same. The girl is definitely slim enough she does not need to lose weight at all. She is slim enough as it is… I agree with 82 as he dated a blonde last year, I think Katie Parfet. He does date all colours of the rainbow and some Inge girl who was a model and quite voluptious I heard. This is only what I read but I have seen him with a blonde or redhead before (Jessica Joffe).

He does date all colors but he never dated katie parfet that was just a rumor.

And you’re right evie, Inger was very curvy as well.

Liv was thin when they STARTED dating. Check out her pics from the movie they were in together. She only started putting on the weight after they got together. She and Inger were unusual in that they both have breasts. What I notice is he likes women with very small or no breasts and childlike bodies.

Is that really Teuta? OMG what is she wearing? It looks like a hooker… all three of them look like hookers…

Bobbysgirl @ 10/07/2007 at 12:29 am

I have lost count of the times I have seen girls on Joaquin fan sites say something along the lines of “Seeing him with such thin girls makes me want to diet.” That has always disturbed me. There are so many very young fans out there that are impressionable. They see him with a girl they perceive to be much thinner than they are and they want to be like her. So it is somewhat ironic to talk about eating disorders when I am positive some girls will have dieted purely because they saw Joaquin with a “thin” girl. Obviously this is not his fault, but it ought to be pointed out.

Liv was never sickly thin when they dated. She was a normal healthy thin. Then she put on weight and he was still with her for 3 years. Teuta is average sized, Inger is very curvy and this girl is average sized as well. I am really not seeing how he dates such skinny girls because he doesn’t. Unless people on ehre are morbidly obese and their idea of thin is abnormal? Because all of his girlfriends with the exception of topaz, were normal. Topaz was the onnly one who was very small framed. And as for the person who said teuta dressed like a hooker…lol it doesnt look like she dresses like a hooker. It looks like she is a young girl with no sense of style That shirt is so ugly! Its like something an 8 year old would wear. But you can clearly see she ain’t stick thin either.

ontheotherhand @ 10/07/2007 at 2:41 am

Surely phrases like “thin” and “overweight” are subjective? What is thought of as “normal” body weight in Hollywood and NY society is not what is thought of as normal in other walks of life. It is quite possible that to people in Joaquin’s position very very thin women are thought of as normal, whereas to people in the real world they look frighteningly thin. If you look at pictures of his fans they/we would mostly be classed as “obese” in Hollyweird but in our walks of life they’d be average. MHO is that Joaquin thinks these girls he dates are normal weight, whether they are or not.

They ARE normal weight. I don’t mean normal as the standard of Americas because America IS fat. It is a fact tha most of America is overweight. That doesn’t mean that we are of healthy body structure. What I meant by “normal” is healthy. In their BMI range. Teuta clearly doesn’t look underweight she is normal weigth and fleshy, as well as that chick in the airport pics. Inger is known for her curves and so is Liv tyler. They aren’t obese, but they are healthy weight. The weight they SHOULD be at if they want to maintain good health.

Those are way old pictures of Teuta. By the time she got with Joaquin she was VERY skinny. Check out the shoulder blades on her in this picture from Coachella.

http://www.sunglasses-shop.co.uk/celebritysunglasses/celebrityphoto.asp?ID=230

I just looked at dj website and I saw these cute pics as he had or has a crush on Diane Sawyer who is blonde… so I don’t think he dislikes blondes that much!

http://www.dearjoaquin.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=1608&st=30

I am not sure if any of you will be able to access this as you might need to be registered but it is quite cute… he is looking at her as a school boy in love…

The pics posted of teuta are not old. I would know, I was emailed them as well from one of her friends and they were taken not too long ago. She is the same weight she is now. You’re looking at a coachelle pic where they’re walking. She isn’t very thin, she never was. She is a normal weight.

You’re showing a pic of her shoulders that are thinner than the rest of her, Teuta is heavier in her bottom half from her belly down. She is a healthy weight. The pics of her posted before were taken less than a year ago and she is stil the same. I know this for a fact,

The Anonymous and Lisa Show @ 10/07/2007 at 10:37 pm

The girl in question is really “Kirsten Dunst” she cut her hair and dyed it for a new movie. Apparently they are dating. They did make out 2 years ago at Chateu Marmont.

The Anonymous and Lisa Show @ 10/07/2007 at 10:41 pm

Actually its Kirsten Dunst with a Black wig on so no one would know its her. She didn’t dye her hair.

That is NOT kirsten dunst peopl!! LOL

honey dont know what gossip mag youre reading but that isnt kirsten dunst and i actually think she is dating someone right now.

LOL @ 98.

“Teuta is heavier in her bottom half from her belly down”

So he dated a pear. LOL

At least he knows she won’t blow over in strong winds. LOL

So I hear this new g/f is in NY with him, that she went with him on the plane and that hid bag is hers. Good point the bag isn’t his. Bad point he is dating another rich girl designer doll with zero taste. I guess she bought the bag the same place Teuta buys her shirts. LOL

Who cares about Teuta. She is already history and so is this new chick once he starts making the movie. Suck it up, Josie/Jodie baby - he may be yours this week, but come filming he is GONE. In case no one told you yet no girl is worth **** compared to his precious career. He’ll forget you soon as he is out that door. Don’t expect him to be back neither. He’s already there playing the method, making himself fall in love with Gwen P.

anonymous @ 10/09/2007 at 4:19 pm

she didn’t go with him to ny…that bag was the girl with the brown hair…my god look at the pictures and you will see that she is holding it…not this other black bowled haircut girl…gross haircut by the way…

anonymous @ 10/09/2007 at 5:10 pm

Yeah, don’t listen to the stupid people claiming she went to NYC with him. They have no clue who she is let alone if she went with him. If he was in the airport with a girl, they would of shown her with him. He may not broadcast his relationships to the media, but he doesn’t hide them at airports either. He isn’t that popular to even try and hide his relationships. The bag metallic bag may be his, or the older woman who went with him. I believe she works for him.

I’ve heard he has girlfriends on each coast so he wouldn’t need to take an LA one with him.

joaquin did date teuta and Katie Parfet at the same time. He kept one on each coast. One blonde and one brunette. They both dumped him when they found out. He is gross.

anonymous @ 10/10/2007 at 6:51 pm

Um you’re a liar. He never dated katie that was an internet rumor. And when there was a rumor of him dating her, it was in 2005. He dated Teuta in 2007. So nice try.

Nothing new. He dated Topaz and Inger at the same time and dumped Inger when Topaz found out. Then he was dating Ginny Goodwyn on set while Topaz was sitting home in NY waiting for him. And do you think he kept his hands of LA girls while Teuta was in NY? Yeah right. Wake up.

Oh, and BTW, The Katie rumor was actually 2006, 110, “So nice try”.

No he never dated ginnifer goodwin or katie. Do you believe EVERYTHING you read? Don’t be so gullible. He DID date topaz, and inger but not katie and ginnifer. They link him to every co star he was with including ones that have been in 7 year long relationships. And the rumor of him and katie was in 2005. They had written in the article how he met her in 2005 during a photoshoot for WTL. And that wasn’t even the same girl they claimed he was photographed with. So that right there tells how credible they are. TABLIOD MAGAZINES HONEY!! Not factual info.

honeyhoney @ 10/11/2007 at 11:36 am

Gee, in that case I guess several million people must just have imagined that picture of him and Katie walking down the street in May 2006 and the rumor that went with it. Yeah, now I think about it, it was a mass hallucination. LMAO

So now him WALKING DOWN A STREET with someone with a blank look on his face means they were dating?!!! She was on a cell phone walking near him, and he was walking too. No hand holding no nothing. And that was ONE PICTURE. They were never seen together again since. Believe it or not, he can walk next to someone without dating them. It’s funny people even thought he was dating that light brown haired lady from tha airport too because she flew with him. Untile they realized she WORKED FOR HIM. SO GULLIBLE!

silkysilky @ 10/11/2007 at 4:21 pm

linda dont listen to these 12 year old naive school girls. it is obvious he never dated her. she is not his type, they were seen walking down a street once and that means they’re dating. how many celebs do you see walking down the street with random people? eva mendes went to a nightclub with joaquin and left in a cab together, but she has a b.f for 7 years. i know for a fact katie had a boyfriend at that point where they thought she was dating him. do you not get they just want to sell magazines? that they could of met each other once and walked to the store to buy cigarettes or something? it would be one thing if they were photographed at some romantic dinner. but they were walking down a street distant from each other.

lovejoaquin @ 10/11/2007 at 4:35 pm

Personnally, when I saw the pics of him at the airport, I thought that it was the girl black hair his girlfriend, not the other.
Just my point of view, but I really think he’s dating her, sorry!
BTW someone wrote it was the same girl with whom he came with at the lats Peace Alliance event

silkysilky @ 10/11/2007 at 7:20 pm

I think he is dating her too. But the black haired girl, not the older one. We don’t know for sure. People I heard said it was a different girl from the peace alliance

I am not going to take the girlfriend rumors seriously until he actually brings a female other than his sister to a public event.

Mr. Joaquin Phenix dated Katie Parfet for a cuple months. Nothing serious. He didn’t approve when she wanted to leave modeling and work for a charity.

Melissa–Lol, I believe that.

Oh god melissa, quit acting like you know him. You don’t.

I think he is still dating that mutt teuta because on another website they have an article that was released this week from the chicago sun and he was talking about walking to his girlfriend’s house to pick her up for dinner in NY…so I am confused with these pictures because the girl with the black hair looks nothing like teuta and these were taken at LAX. (tueta lives in NY) Maybe the interview was given at the time he was with her because poeple are saying that in august he was at the peace alliance with a completely different girl…whoa!

It’s more likely he has two girlfriends.

Or it could be on again off again like he was with Topaz. I think with Topaz it was basically when he was in NY they dated and when he was elsewhere they didn’t and he saw other people. So Teuta has just stepped into Topaz’s former role?

I don’t see him dating with two girls at the same time, sorry. And I find that disgusting to even think about it! The truth is that we were all wrong for the other girl, it was a just friend, that’s all.
Teute seems a nice person, I don’t know what she’s really doing in life but if he’s happy, I’m happy too for him.
And I hope that when they’re going to start to shoot in november he’ll see her very often!

oh please you hope he sees her often when he starts to shoot in november???…He will be too busy for that god ugly big nosed thing!!! Once he works, he works…plus, people have posted that they KNOW her and say she is a HORRIBLE person! It’s too bad that the dailyblabber blog got shut down because you would have seen some of the posts about her from people who know (and yes it is for real). They say she is spoiled rich ***** who makes fun of others who don’t have money or the brand named clothing…if this is the type of person he wants to be with then that doesn’t say much about him.

whoever she is, she will be gone soon. someone better will come around and we will all be saying crap about the next one.

crackmedown @ 10/13/2007 at 1:11 pm

He mentionned several times in his interviews the fact he has a girlfriend so, for me, it’s serious. Maybe it’s not Teuta, someone else but he feels at ease when he talks about her so… And btw he’s going to shhot in NY, so he’ll be more close to her. Just a thought

anonymous @ 10/13/2007 at 1:54 pm

several times…hmm…I think I actually read that he said that twice. this guy isn’t capable of a serious relationship anymore…liv and topaz were the only serious ones…not this girl. (but because she was mentioned in an interview “several’ times I guess maybe you are right about this actually being serious).

I think he knows people have been talking about his girlfriend and that’s why he said it. He wants to make people jealous.

LOL at someone who said she seemed like a nice person. She is a KNOWN spoiled *****. But he dumped her. If he DIDN’T then he is CERTAINLY cheating on her. He has been with other women and I know this for a fact. However, just because she lives in nyc doesn’t mean it is teuta. Most of his girlfriends have lived in nyc.

I agree with 130. I don’t think he is serious about any of these girls. They are just a source of fun for when he has time off. His career is his only love now. He’s obsessed with himself as his interviews show clearly. No room in his mind for anyone else.

132, how do you know this for a fact? Come on, spill the beans.

anonymous @ 10/13/2007 at 3:56 pm

oohh jen do tell!!!! Do you know girls who have hooked up with him?

This could be revenge on Teuta to make her jealous.

I have heard from people that I know he was spotted with at least 2 other girls when he was “with teuta”. Now, I am not saying he cheated. She may have known about it if they were in a casual relationship. One of the girls reportedly had long light brown hair and was described as “caucasion, kind of plain looking, aroudn 5′5, avergae weight”. Another one was a while back I forget what she looked like but it was not teuta either. Then you take in to account the event he went to a month of 2 ago holding another girls hand. Again, I am not saying he cheated, maybe she knew about this. But he was definetly not dating her exclusivly when they were together.

anonymous @ 10/13/2007 at 9:34 pm

HAHA!! I wouldn’t leave my house if I looked like that!!!!

Jen, by “other people” do you mean online gossip or in real life? Joaquin is turning out to be one of those men who cannot be with just one woman. Also I have heard that with Topaz she got upset about how quickly he took up another girlfriend when they split. They would be taking a break and the second they did he was with other girls. If a guy cares about you at all he isn’t with another girl straight away after you split. It’s like the guy cannot bear to be alone even for the weekend.

I’m starting to see what people mean about his g/fs looking masculine. Or not masculine but boyish. Teuta looks very boyish. He doesn’t seem to go for feminine women.

i agree…his g/f are so masculine looking most of all teuta. she has a manly face especially in the jaw and nose….yuck.

Topaz when he started dating her was very boyish too. Pretty but plain, no make-up, short hair, flat chest, no hips, flat shoes or sandals, bare legs. As time passed she started to dress up, and now she looks very sexy and feminine, but at the start she was very boyish like Teuta.

He lives in LA and his girlfriend lives on the other side of the Country. This is a really serious relationship.

This is all getting a bit creepy. Obviously it would serve our fantasies much better if he wasn’t see out and about with various women, but this bashing of Teuta is ridiculous and unfair. Ladies, she is NOT ugly - she’s fairly normal looking. Surely that’s a GOOD thing? I’d like to see pictures of you lot, who must all be devastatingly attractive….

This is my 2 cents: I said it on Teddy and Moos, no one believed me but I’ll say it here once and if no one believes me fine. I was one of Teuta’s Myspace friends before she deleted it so i got a good look at her profile. The last time i saw it was about 3 weeks ago. She listed herself as single. She also seems/seemed to be quite a party girl and I wouldn’t be surprised if she go around a bit. There were comments from people like, “Saw you at a club..saw you at bar…lets grab a drink tonight…
most of the comments were from males. If he is still with this girl then he made her list herself as single….? Doesn’t make sense. But maybe they’re back together, in which case his gf lives as far away as possible from him without leaving the Country. If he is with this girl, it’s not serious. Yes Amber, I caught your sarcasm and I agree with you. I’m not in denial about him having a girlfriend. Hell, he needs one badly. But whatever he has going on right now is not serious, whether it’s with Teuta or her clone living on the West coast.

145 devastingly attractive–Lol.

lovejoaquin @ 10/14/2007 at 6:14 am

I’m totally… Upset! I don’t see him like this in fact and I didn’t imagine her like this. You’re sure it’s not an another girl??
And how do you know all these things about him, Topaz, you don’t know him!! Weird, really! I mean it!

Dating party girls could be another way for him to try to keep his relationships casual. He could like the fact that they are out with other men as it allows him the freedom to date other women. It sounds like both he and Teuta are players so that’s perhaps what’s happening. I happen to think he does have one girl at least on each coast at any given time and if you believe the gossip it’s been that way for at least two years with different girls coming and going all the time.

anonymous @ 10/14/2007 at 9:26 am

‘But whatever he has going on right now is not serious, whether it’s with Teuta or her clone living on the West coast.’

That’s it. You solved the puzzle. He dates clones on each coast for maximum convenience and so that he can pretend they really are the same girl, he isn’t cheating and he needn’t feel guilty!

Of course it isn’t serious no matter who he is with. He is with a new girl and they started sating at bect 3 months ago. Thats at BEST. As for the comments of us finding Teuta ugly…I don’t get why anyone on here gives 2 sh*ts what we think about her. My honest opinion? I think she is by far the ugliest girl he has dated. Liv was beautiful, topaz was gross but whatever. Teuta is the only “Omg how could he do this” ugly to me. And what I look like, has nothing to do with what my opinions of someone else are. I am an attractive girl and I am young, however if I were old and ugly…my opinions on someone else being ugly wouldn’t change. Are you trying to say that ugly people aren’t allowed to think others are ugly? lol. That is so dumb. But NO I am actually pretty and young. I don’t even find joaquin attractive. 10 years ago he was SOOOO hot, how…I want to cry at how much worse looking he got.

Kell said: “I think he knows people have been talking about his girlfriend and that’s why he said it. He wants to make people jealous.”
Hmm….interesting point.
Look, it’s very probable that he has two girls on both coasts. Put 2 and 2 together. Or in this case, put 1 and 1 together and you get two girls. He has a girl living in NY that he mentioned. He leaves a girl behind in LA which he also alluded to in another interview. I reall don’t want to search for that interview, so for those of you who demand proof it’s featured on the ITF site. I also think that Kell made a good point, and it isn’t a preposterous concept to contemplate.

I’m a hell of lot better looking than Miss T.

anonymous @ 10/14/2007 at 6:07 pm

he never alluded to a girlfriend in LA…the only thing we got were these pictures of this girl with the dark black bowl cut (which is hideous by the way) bottled hair.he only made mention of the one in NY…all in all…he has horrible taste in girls and none of his relationships last. So this girl or these girls shouldn’t feel so great about dating him. I guess the only way to really see if he is still with this NY girl (hopefully it isn’t the mutt hound teuta…somehow I feel like it is though) is when he starts filming in Ny again with james gray…maybe there will be sightings of them or someon other girl with him.

anonymous @ 10/14/2007 at 6:22 pm

I highly doubt he mentioned his girlfriend for any reason other than him just explaining a story to the reporter. He never went into detail about her. He just said “when I was with my girlfriend”…in passing. It wasn’t like he was sitting there talking about her. And he always did that in interiews. He used to talk about liv, he talked about topaz, he talked about a girl who we never saw names Acacia or something like that. It’s not like he is bragging about them, he just refers to his life and they are in his life at the moment. He has said he never goes online and only knows how to check email. He has no clue what peopel say about his relationships and it is nothing new anyway. Ever since he was with liv on people have talked about it. He doesn’t care either way.

anonymous @ 10/14/2007 at 7:16 pm

155…you beat me to it! That is what I was going to say…I’m sure he is not saying it to make his fans “jealous”…things will be said about his f@ck buddies (and yes, they are just that) no matter what they look like…it comes with his line of work. His f@ck buddies just have to deal with it…they”re always changing anyways so who really cares in the end….although I will admit I am still confused about these pictures in LAX and the mention of a NY girlfriend.

If in the article they didn’t mention the fact that he was walking down the streets few nights ago, I would have thought that this girlfriend was jus past. I remember an interview of im during WTL promotion when he said that his girlfriend used to tell him during the shooting to stop to take this Cash’s voice and after, in others interviews, he said that he was single.
I don’t know if it’s Teuta or no but she lives in NY, him in LA, I couldn’t stay so far away from the man I love, but maybe she’s got no choice. And I really, really can’t imagine him the way some people here described him, and his relationships with girls.
I find him sweet, caring. Maybe I’m totally wrong, I don’t know him, I don’t know if it’s serious for hom or not, maybe the girl at the airport was just a friend… The only thing I’m sure about is that I would like to be this girlfriend, I’m jealous, I admit it.
Hope he’s happy, that’s all I’m asking

anonymous @ 10/15/2007 at 2:19 pm

Just because he dates a lot of girls doesn’t make him a bad person. Especially when we don’t even know what his relationships are like. Him and Teuta could of both been openly seeing other people. Casual relationships do that all the time. Especially since he has been seen with other girls. It doesn’t mean he has technically cheated. Or maybe, teuta was never even a “girlfriend” but a dating partner. Either way he is with someone else now but that doesn’t mean he is this monster. He shouldn’t be with someone he isn’t happy with. So more power to him if it takes more time to find someone he is happy with.

Yeah… For me, he’s still with Teuta and we made too speculations about the other girl at the airport. The end… He’s not single anymore, too bad!

anonymous @ 10/15/2007 at 4:47 pm

it won’t last anyways…

anonymous @ 10/15/2007 at 6:16 pm

HE ISNT WITH TEUTA!! He has been seen with other girls!!! And hasn’t been seen with her in months. Are you THAT naive? He is hanging around at an airport with a young girl, exactly his type haircut and all..and they are just “friends”? LOL. OKAY! He is hanging around witha young 20 something year old girl with the same hair teuta had and looking just what his type is..but they were just on a business trip together. He is with that girl no doubts about it.

anonymous @ 10/15/2007 at 8:20 pm

umm…have you read any of the interviews from him promoting his movies last week?…he said in one of his interviews that he was picking up his girlfriend at her house in NY for dinner when he encountered some fans…this girl in the pictures is in LA (looks nothing like teuta except for the haircut…or maybe she got her ginormous nose fixed)….now what’s your story?…oh maybe he has two girlfriends…yah that must be it!…just go to dearjoaquin.com to read all the interviews.

anonymous @ 10/15/2007 at 9:09 pm

So because she was PHOTOGRAPHED in LA that means she LIVES in la? LOL. She could liv in NYC and TRAVEL. She could travel with him sometimes for all you know. Most of his g/f’s ARE from nyc but they fly out to LA to see him. News flash just because she was pictured in LA doesn’t mean that is where she lives!

anonymous @ 10/15/2007 at 9:09 pm

So because she was PHOTOGRAPHED in LA that means she LIVES in la? LOL. She could liv in NYC and TRAVEL. She could travel with him sometimes for all you know. Most of his g/f’s ARE from nyc but they fly out to LA to see him. News flash just because she was pictured in LA doesn’t mean that is where she lives!

He is not with Teuta. There are other women besides her in the world. He’s not a monk. I don’t think it was hard for him to find a new one.

anonymous @ 10/16/2007 at 5:09 am

But it doesn’t matter because he’s making a movie prepping for it now and already be too busy and focused on that to spend time on whoever he is dating. Probably the relationship is as good as over. If Teuta or LA girlfriend or whoever wants to hang round there’s no guarantee he’ll still be into them when filmings done. By the time he finishes this movie what do you want to bet he’s moved on to his next phase of girl(s). And that’s why it’s meaningless to be jealous of any of his girlfriends personally.

lovejoaquin @ 10/16/2007 at 5:31 am

Well, if I followed the story we can resume it like this:

1/ The black hair girl followed him to NY later and lives in NY.

2/ It’s not the black hair girl his girlfriend in NY but someone else

3/ It’s or not Teuta

4/ We must understand that he’s dating two girls at the same time or just one

Conclusion: who cares! He’s not single anymore, that’s all I sse. The end of the story!

1) I’m not clear how it was ever mistaken that the lady friend pictured above in the airport photos is Teuta. They look NOTHING a like. The fashion sense is similiar however that is what fashion trends are for…to be followed!

2) I see nothing ugly about Teuta. I have to agree with the poster that said that those who are making such petty commentary about someone else’s physical appearance should post a photo of themselves. That is just flat out childish, grow up already.

3) Who cares if he has a damn gf or not? I still think he’s sexy!

4) If he truly does go through women that fast, where the hell does he go to pick them up at? I have short dark hair and black leggins and maryjanes/ballet flats reside in my closet 24/7! LMAO

5) Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. I’m hard pressed to believe all of these people “know” Teuta or any other gf he has had. I’m sure some do, but who cares if she is a ***** or not. Fact remains, she’s a ***** that banged Joaquin Phoenix. Enough said!

anonymous @ 10/17/2007 at 5:15 pm

so do you guys that the girl in the LA photos is the girl in the Albert Hammond “in Transit” video? Some people seem to think that?…I thought the girl in the video was montana…it kinda looks like this girl here in the photos above.

anonymous @ 10/17/2007 at 6:35 pm

no its not her

He must be obsessed by this Montana if she is in all his videos.

She is in 2 videos, and I believe she is dating one of the band members so they probably cast her.

Whatever we think about his girlfriend, he seems really in love, he mentions her agin in another article….

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-et-joaquin18oct18,1,6664343.story?ctrack=3&cset=true

He had shambled onto the Marmont patio through the back, very punctual. Phoenix had his BlackBerry on the table but otherwise arrived unencumbered, dressed in cords, a loose-fitting Diesel shirt. He mentioned his girlfriend, though not by name. “Hi, beautiful,” he said to a big white dog that came wandering by the table. The waitress greeted him with familiarity. The way Phoenix raved about Studio City, and loving L.A., being able to escape into the hills, you figured he lives somewhere in those snaky streets above the hotel, maybe on the Valley side.

lovejoaquin @ 10/18/2007 at 7:30 am

woaww!! Sounds good! HE’S REALLY ADDICTED TO HER!!

LOL how can you say he’s really in love just because he mentions her?

Can someone cut n paste the whole interview? I can’t log in. An which side is the valley side? Thannx.

Ditto that, 175!

LOL You think he is “in love” because he said he had a girlfriend? How the heck does that work. He almost ALWAYS mentions having a girlfriend whenever he does a lot of press. He never hides talking about his girlfriends. No he doesn’t go into such detail but he does always mention when he has a girlfriend. um, didn’t the last people say he must be “in love” with teuta because they were together a few months? Then he dumped her ass and is with another girl. He has been with this girl at most since july. That is what, 3 and a half months? He has had relationships for 3 years.

AND all he did was make reference to his girlfriend by saying “my girlfriend”…blah blah etc. He didnt talk about HER he talked about having a g/f. You people are so crazy to think he is in love because he said he had a girlfriend and didn’t even mention her name.

176, I can’t seem to copy it but its a rather boring article. If you’re looking for gossip on his girlfriend there is none. He doesn’t mention her. All it says on the topic is “he mentiones hid girlfriend but not by name”. Thats it.

176, I can’t seem to copy it but its a rather boring article. If you’re looking for gossip on his girlfriend there is none. He doesn’t mention her. All it says on the topic is “he mentiones hid girlfriend but not by name”. Thats it.

ladyinred @ 10/18/2007 at 1:53 pm

joaquin always had a girlfriend what is the big deal? how are people surprised? how is this news? he dates a girl for a few months, then dates someone else then someone else and so on. it is what he has always done.

Is this girl the plump one with the dyed black hair at LAX?

Prolly pple say all that he must be in love sh*t b/c they don’t want to think he is with a girl just as a f`ckbuddy, which I guess is the real story. That’s not the image they want for their Joaquinie kitten.

Its like ‘oh he’s with a girl b/c he must respect her and be so in love’ and not like ‘oh he’s with a girl b/c he wants to get some piece of ass between jobs’.

183 - what planet are you from?! You can say all kinds of things about that girl but she certainly isn’t plump. You don’t work for a women’s mag do you?

anonymous @ 10/18/2007 at 4:07 pm

regardless if it is the girl in the pics or not…her haircut is f@cking RIDICULOUS!!!!! Come on…four year olds have that haircut…it’s ugly!!!! Joaquin needs to grow up and date women his own age…not in their early 20’s (assuming she is of course since that is all he goes for these days…and if she is in her early 20’s that can tell you it is not serious at all in his eyes)!!!!!…wow.

lovejoaquin @ 10/18/2007 at 4:32 pm

It was serious with Topaz so why not with this one? I mean, nobody forced him to “mention” her! She makes part of his life whatever you think about her, it’s almost natural for him to talk about her!
I don’t see things as black and white as you, I’m sorry!

ladyinred @ 10/18/2007 at 4:52 pm

BECAUSE HE DATED TOPAZ FOR 3 YEARS AND HE WAS DATING THIS GIRL FOR 3 MONTHS!!!

ladyinred @ 10/18/2007 at 4:54 pm

He mentioned EVERY girlfriend he had when he did press. He only does press for like a movie every couple of years or so. He mentioned liv, topaz, a girl names acacia, a girl names inger and several other people when he dated them. That doesn’t mean it is serious. If I started dating a dude for a month, i would refer to him as my boyfriend. That doesn’t mean it is serious. I honestly cannot believe people assume that.

anonymous @ 10/18/2007 at 4:56 pm

3 months max I’d like to add. He may of literally started dating her one month ago.

I think he dates young 20 something girls because anyone older and a bit more mature wouldn’t put up with him. I’m 25 and I couldn’t/wouldn’t deal with a boyfriend who disapears from my life everytime he makes a movie. The only reason why his relationship with Topaz lasted as long as it did is because she tolerated him going AWAL everytime he worked. I’m sorry, but even that relationship wasn’t serious. When it’s serious you compromise for your partner. He doesn’t compromise, and he already has stated several times that he’s a bad boyfriend when he’s working–doesn’t call, blah blah blah. And don’t give me that “well that’s how actors are, everyone does it” crap. Other actors/actresses in relationships compromise for their partners; he doesn’t.

Well said, Lola.

He’s a user and men like that hurt women badly. It must be crushing to be his girlfriend and be treated like that.

Unless you have dated him how would you know that he treats women badly, I don’t see any past girlfriends on here complaining about him, no one gives any info about him, no one even tells where he lives or where he goes. If he is such an arsole then why aren’t these past girlfriends that he supposedly crushed spilling info on him. They don’t so that tells me that they may agree to casual flings on mutual grounds & that he does treat them well, why else would they not go to the press, no one on here has any idea, that girl at LAX could well be the lady in browns daughter & with her not Joaq, they do look similar around the mouth chin, which is all you see of the girl anyway. If I had a chance to date him & had to sign a tempory agreement I would, you only live once & that certainly wouldnt be a daily occurance lol.

He’s dating a girl on each coast as part of the prep for Two Lovers. He has to know how it feels to be dating two girls at the same time. Ha

Bullsh**! He’s dating one girl and you’re jealous, that’s all!

It was a joke, superfan. Chill the f*ck out already. Jeeze, you Joaquin fans need to get a sense of humor.

“If I had a chance to date him & had to sign a tempory agreement I would”

That is SO f@cked up! Signing an agreement to DATE someone? It’s inhuman. You have to be from LA!

anonymous @ 10/19/2007 at 3:38 pm

195, while I agree that nobody on ehre hads a right to judge him because nobody knows how he treats his girlfriends….lets be real he IS dating that girl. Its not that womand daughter. Unless its a total coincidence that she looks exactly like what joaquin likes in a girl right now.

anonymous @ 10/19/2007 at 4:28 pm

her haircut sucks…gross!

So she took a plane after him that’s why he took her up at dinner in New York.. Wouhh!! It’s complex!

Interesting, someone posted somewhere that this girl is the one in the in transit video, mainly see her side on & looks just like her, could be correct, Josie hey!!!

elisabeth @ 10/20/2007 at 5:58 am

Me think he’s still with Teuta, that would explain why his girlfriend lives in NY and this Josie is just a friend of his. What makes me sad is taht he’s going to see her a lot when he’ll start Two lovers and this birthday arrives soon… I envy her

I just don’t know, some are pretty sure Teuta is finished, he has been seen with a smaller girl at Peace Alliance, friends have closed down around Teuta, all protecting her but that could just be because of all the trashing that went on when her my space was discovered, or like you say, they are still together, then why would that girl be at the airport.

elisabeth @ 10/20/2007 at 6:39 am

I didn’t know about her myspace in fact, I was surprised to see her like this, I imagined her more shy, you know… But well… If it’s really her, I’m surprised too to see him with a girl like that.
I’m lost and I don’t undesrtand why she woul take an another plane, dine with him in NY after, it’s weird you know.
What I notice it’s that she didn’t come with him at any Premieres or others events so, I hope it’s not serious as I thought.
When I saw her at the Getty’s evening I was sure that he brought her because he was in love with her, maybe I was wrong.
Well, I’m jealous anyway

No point in being jealous, nothing we can do about it, and we have absolutely no idea what is true, that is not Teuta at airport, apparently was not her at peace alliance, if the girl at airport is the one then maybe she did fly with him but the paps just didnt bother with pics, maybe she is from NY but is staying with him in LA, he may not want to put her in the limelight yet but if she went to peace alliance his mum was there so that means he involves her with family. I don’t know but he dates unknowns and I find it strange that no one talks, either them or their friends, not everyone is good at secrets, there has to be some reason that the girls he dates & then apparently dumps do not talk, must sign something.

I wanna know how common it is for people to sign agreements when they date celebs. Do you think Joaquin’s g/fs have to do that? It would explain why no one dishes the dirt on the guy and you know there HAS to be dirt.

I don’t think they sign something. For me, things happen like that, he’s nice wih them, they search the same thing and when it’s over, well it’s over. Nothing more, nothing less. That’s why I don’t agree with what I read here about him you know. He’s someone very private, caring, tender, he loves love.
Hope just that that this time it’s not too serious, because, for me.. Of course.. Big laugh

it’s not serious people!!! My god he hasn’t been in a serious relationship in years! This will be over soon…the only way to know is if there are reports of him being seen in NY with this girl or any girl when he is filming his new movie soon…relax! There will be someone different in no time.

Looks like the girl in the In Transit video.

On the pics from lax when we see him and blond woman from airport there is this girl next to him.We see only black blouse ,but its her.When you look closer you will see her hand ,she has something in hand. This hand is exacly the same like Teuta ’s hand in Malibu pics.Just look closer,this is Teuta!

elisabeth @ 10/20/2007 at 3:06 pm

You must be right even if I don’t reocgnize the nose but, well… If it’s her, that means it’s not a simple relationship

The LAX woman is fat around the throat and shoulders and has very thick legs, Teuta is slim and slender. Also totally different profile.

This is her ,she gain waight ,maybe we willl soon knows why.

If that’s Teuta she not only gained ten kilos she had a head and skin transplant.

HE ISN’T WITH TEUTA!! MY god people! he was with ANOTHER GIRL at different events HOLDING HER HAND! He isn’t with teuta!! Get over it. He hasn’t been with her in a while. There is no way he would hang with this young girl who clearly is his type, if he wasn’t f*cking her. I know for a fact he hasn’t been with teuta in months. And this isn’t the girl in that video. That girl is dating one of the band member, she is a totally different girl. People assume that because they want to bad to know WHO she is and they don’t.

And about the whole “hand issue’ teuta is clearly nowhere in sight in these pics. She wasn’t out by the car with him and it’s clear as day he is in his own zone at the airport with no girlfriend with him. He was going to do press, he wouldn’t bring a girlfriend anyways. I love how someone can see the side of some strangers hand and know it is teuta! LOL He hasn;t been with teuta in a long time. And that is a strangers hand. Most girls do have small petit hands! God, you will give anything to believe joaquin stays with his girlfriends for a long time

i guess he is “dating” the old man in back of him too because he is near joaquin as well. go look on celebrity blabbber board, someone got in to teutas account and she even put she was single

So she followed him on another plane, ok.
Different events, holding her hand? ok. Just heard about the Peace Alliance and never mentioned that but, OK!!
So the mystery is solved, it’s her, she lives in NY, spend some time with him in LA, can we stop here now please??

dont know why anyone cares about who he is dating this week. we all know he has a new girlfriend every second because the mane can’t be alone for like a day

You are right 212, not about Teuta but there is someone very close to him in black, that to me is definately the girl outside, check out the boarding passes, there are 2, we would not be holding his assistants boarding pass, the lady in brown is definately with him but I reckon the girl in black is with him, possible name Josie! Teuta is flat chested, this girl has boobs & is very much like the girl in In Transit video even though it was shot in 2006, I am not talking about Montana who was in the previous videos.

221 is right. He can’t be alone for a day. He’s one of those people who has to have someone, anyone, to be able to cope, even if ‘having someone’ is just the knowledge that there is a girl waiting for him a thousand miles away if he wanted to call her.

And I also think 212 is right that you can see the girl in black behind the other woman in the check-in picture, tho how anyone could identify her as Teuta from that small portion of her I don’t know. The girl in black was with him and the other woman on the plane, that’s clear. She went with him to NY.

Some directors put their love/sex interests in their films/videos. It’s a long standing tradition. That’s the pattern I see forming here. In his video then in his bed or the other way around.

222 why would he not be holding the boarding pass of the woman that works for him? what exactly is wrong with that? LOOK AT THE PICTURE. there are tons of pictures of him and there is no mystery girl with him other than in the parking lot. he isnt with his girlfriend at the airport. jesus. people will grab on to anything just to think its some kind of evidence. the paparazzi were in the airport, if they thought he was with a girl they would of had a picture of it. no girl in sight.

look hot close everyone is in that line. just because you see someone in black standing near him does mean they are with him. everyone is crammed in a sloppy line. that person wasnt with him. hence when he was walking with luggage, no girl was near him. when he was with his other girlfriends at the airport, they were always side by side. when he was photographed with people like teuta out in public, they were side by side. if he was with a girl at the airport, you would see her near him.

226 & 227, you might be right but then so might we, the girl at the airport is connected somehow, in the picture with the airport worker, who is apparently in celebrity section because this same worker is seen with Reese on Just Jared a few pages up, whoever is close beside him at check in is about the right height, the paps aren’t interested enough to take all the pics we want because he is not popular with the mags, although I don’t know why, he seems popular on the net, he is carrying 2 bags, she is most likely directly behind him as is the women in brown in front of him, they are walking in a line, jesus paps, if you have the pics will you post them to solve the mystery. As far as I am concerned my theory makes sense & anyway how do you 223 know that he must always have a girlfriend.

228, there is NO girl with him! I am 1000000% sure! Yes he IS dating that girl in the parking lot pics, but she wasn;t with him. You claim that the reason he wasn’t pictured with her was because he isn’t popular enough. Well he WAS pictured at the airport so if he was in fact with a girl, they would of took a picture of it. Tehy took pics of him and teuta doing mundane things like walking down the street. You see a little black thing that could be a short MAN for all you know, and assume it is his girlfriend? Just like the people who see that girls haircut and assumed it was the same girl from the video. Yall need to quit assuming these random stupid things. I can see a picture of him looking at a girl and be like “he looks attracted to her..I think they had sex!!” That is about as illogical as all of you assuming that black thing that may be someones shoulder, is his girlfriend.

I agree 100%. He isn’t gonna bring his g/f when he is going to WORK anyways. Right near the “black shoulder” pic, is a blue shirt of someone else. It looks practically on the black shoulder, so its obvious the line is just crowded. We would see at least ONE picture of him with her. It’s no coincidence that not a single picture showed him with a girl. The 2 passports are for him and that woman who is working with him. No girl. Look through every picture…not only is there no girl near him but he isn’t even slightly looking like he is talking to her or looking at her. You can see on his face he is in a total zone and doesn’t even notice anyone around him. So I am very very sure she wasn’t with him. She said goodbye to him I’m sure and then he left. He was going out to do press, it isn’t something you bring a date to.

elisabeth @ 10/21/2007 at 7:25 am

So his girlfriend lives in NY, Teuta or not…

Even if he is doing press that is no reason not to take her, he obviously has some leisure time. 230 you say he wasn’t looking at her & is in a total zone & doesnt notice anyone around him yet probably said goodbye to her. The paps take frame for frame of everybody else but leave gaps where he is concerned, why then do they do that. 231 who would know who is girlfriend is, if it is the girl at the airport she is in LA if she didnt travel with him yet to took his girlfriend to dinner in NY. I dont believe that if he was cheating that he would mention going to dinner with his girlfriend in NY when he is normally so private about his personal life. & no one has any ideas as to why the ex’s or their friends don’t spill on him.

Why does anyone even care who his g/f is b/c to him women are no more than a ****** to use between movies. That’s it. He concentrates on his movies. focuses on them, his movies are the loves of his life and this LAX girl this NY girl whoever they are they are no more than some wet ****** to shoot his sperm into between gigs. That is all they are to him, so why even get your head in a fix about them? They are nothing to him and he prolly doesn’t even remember their names a year or even a month later.

This forum - you can’t even say v-a-g-i-n-a on it.

All ppl care about is who he is *******. That’s all he is now, a piece of meat who f$cks.

^^ I agree. It is SOOO APPARENT his girlfriend wasn’t there and they are acting like “well maybe she is and we don’t see her.” There are pictures all over, if she was there we WOULD see her. Now you’re basing her being there on what we DON’T SEE?! All we have to base things on his of what we see, we can’t base them on what we might not of seen. That is so stupid. I see a man traveling alone to do WORK. His co worker is with him. You cannot base things on what you think or hope might be going on that the paparazzi missed. If there was a girl with him, they would pounce on it.

I dont know whos more frustrated, you people trying to convince us no girl was with him, or us thinking the girl is with him, all I know at this moment is how funny some of these posts are, at least you can get a good laugh if nothing else because noone has any decent info on the subject.

wow, some of you have a lot of time on your hands if all you do is sit and analyze pictures to see who is in the background of a picture with joaquin…so sad!

I dont know which is more frustrating, you people saying you cant see a girl with him or us thinking he took his girlfriend with him, all I know is how funny these posts are, if nothing else its a good laugh cos noone seems to have any real info so you gotta read between the lines, so to speak.

ok so I’m having a breakdown & double posting, I’ve got heaps of time to analyze, what about you, plenty of time to read the crap.

Ever thought why so much time is spent on talk about his g/fs? It’s because there is f&ck all interesting to say about the man himself.

‘when he was with his other girlfriends at the airport, they were always side by side.’

This one could be secret, ordered to keep three paces behind him or some **** like that so that the paps don’t guess she is his latest sex provider.

He isn’t focused on the paparazzi. He never cared about them or let them interfere in his life. Though I do think it’s funny you call her his latest sex provider. I think some crazy people on this board try and push the idea of her being at the airport with him, so it doesn’t appear that she is a random girl he is having sex with this month. Thats what she is. She will be dumped in a few months and another will come. They just want sooo bad to believe he is so “serious” with all his girlfriends and brings them everywhere. Sorry delusional people, thats not the case. She wasn’t with him and niether of them care. He is using her for sex, she is using him for money and attention.

Not taking up for him, cuz I have no idea, but how are you all so sure of his treatment of women? I’d like some good factual statements or something to back it up with. This rambling of his abuse of women and using them for sex is unfounded at this point. Where is all this coming from? Simply pulling it out of your ass or do have any support to it?

I never sai he abused women, and I don’t think that at all. The factual evidence of him constantly being with different women is out eyes. He is always spotted with another girl by someone. Then they date and he is spotted with someone else, of seen flirting at a bar with another girl.

This is all here say though? He has been pictured with 3 different women since Topaz; Katie Parfet, Teuta and now this young woman. His relationship ended with Topaz in 04 or 05? I’d hardly call being “seen” with three different women in a three period to be a man *****. If he is so be it, I was just asking how everyone on the damn internet was convinced that it was fact. If you all buy everything you read on the internet, I’m changing my career to an internet care salesperson. Jessh!

Not seen in pictures. People actually WITNESSING him at certain public events of him with different chicks. Then him going on about loving womens bodies and not being a good boyfriend because he likes women so much (which basically means he cannot commit to one person without losing interest). Then with topaz he had an on/off again relationship with her and was LIVING with inger while just took a break from topaz.

Again all total speculation. If you believe everything people report seeing over the internet I feel really sorry for ya. As I said, I’m not saying he is “not” like that, I would just want more proof of that kind of behavior than what any random nut job can report via the internet in complete anonymity. People will talk, such as human nature. If he is a man ***** so be it. I just wanted some kind of factual evidence to support these claims other than what some fock tard says on the internet. I could say I was Hugh Heffner rubbing baby oil on myself while sitting in a pink tutu typing this message to you. Would you believe that if I said I witnessed it myself?

There is no “factual evidence” on ANY celebrity. There is no factual evidence that Paris Hilton will sleep with any man that lets her either..but we all know she does. It isn’t like I am beliving everything I read. I hear these things from people who aren’t even joaquin fans who saw hom at a public event with tons of other people there. Not to mention one person I know personally. I don’t think he is a bad guy, and I don’t think he is abusive. But he has even talked openly about his one night stands and how he is a bad boyfriend and making HIMSELF sound like a manwhore.

OK, I accept that you have heard things, I’m glad you dont think hes a bad guy or abusive, I would never have believed that but why dont you think he might have met the girl, he doesnt normally take his one night stands to the airport, he may be seen out & about but the airport is different unless she was travelling to.

I never said she was a one night stand, but I believe she will be gone within a few months. She was saying goodybye to him while he went to the airport, that isn’t big couples news. Any pair that started dating would see their partner off to have a good flight. I am willing to bet she will last a few months tops.

Wonder what the problem is with committment with him, probably end up like Geroge Clooney, oh well I cant have him so no point in being upset about it, envious though, I would hang on tight lol!

His ex never said bad things about him and if I remember well an interview with Liv Tyler, she said he was sweet and rather shy.
His agent always said that he loved love. I don’t think he cheats or that kind of things. We really don’t know with whom he dated or not, how long it lasted but I’m sure that when he’s with a girl, he must be nice.
It’s true that his love for his work takes the precedence on many things but he’s not a bad guy! I don’t believe that.
I don’t know if he’s dating the girl at the airport, all I know is that he mentionned his grilfriend when he was at NY, and mentionned her again when he was back in LA. That makes me think he’s in love but not the way we imagine it, but he’s sincere each time (for me, there’s no doubt about it).
Will it last or not this time? I don’t know! Who is she? I don’t know too but she’s a lucky girl for me.

It all suggests he doesn’t connect with women on any kind of deep level. If he had a really deep relationship with someone, could talk to a woman about very personal and private things, could really open up to her, then he’d be likely to stay with her. From outside it looks as if he has fun times, dinner dates and sex, very casual relationships but doesn’t let them progress any deeper than that and that is why he finds it so easy to move on. He may never have found someone he could really talk to.

Sloop, nicest post I’ve read for a while, I have read those things too & I’m with you, that is probably why there is never any dirt from any of his ex’s, they probably all remain friends with him, or have absolute respect for him.

rosetintedglasses @ 10/22/2007 at 12:07 pm

Nice fantasy, but then fantasy is what it’s all about. No one wants to know the truth about anything unless it supports a fantasy.

OMG, 256 emails about him and his dating, come on all of you!

sloop, how on earth can you think he is “in love” because he simply MENTIONED he had a girlfriend? he has mentioned many times in the past about having a girlfriend, most people do. i dont get how you can make a hug deal of something so small and dumb. he was dating someone else just 3 months ago, so how can he possible be “in love” within a 3 month max time frame? i think youre acting like a crazy person. he just started dating this girl. and belive it or not, simply saying “my girlfriend and i” doesnt make him “in love” and that is the most childish thing i have ever heard. sounds like something a 7th grader would think

anonymous @ 10/22/2007 at 7:48 pm

I agree…just because he mentions his “f@uckmate…I mean girlfriend” He must be in love…get real!

I think he is probably the world’s worst boyfriend and would put any girl through relationship hell. That said, he’s probably an animal in the sack. I’d do him.

He’s in love with himself.

rosetintedglasses @ 10/23/2007 at 2:41 am

“World’s worst boyfriend” sounds about right.

“In love with himself” Sounds right again. He even dates women who look like him.

Don’t forget he is in love with his career. Biggest love of his life. No woman would ever stand a chance in competition against that.

“I think he is probably the world’s worst boyfriend and would put any girl through relationship hell. That said, he’s probably an animal in the sack. I’d do him.”

Touche Lola! The lines starts behind me girl!

That’s fine with me, Kitten. He’ll nut in 10 seconds anyway. You warm him up with a sprint and I’ll take over for the 10K.

I wonder if she will be there for his birthday??

253, you have said some correct things that I have also read. I don’t think he is abusive at all. I remember Liz saying that about him and Casey has said that so many women blush for him and want him and he does not notice. A woman may not be so lucky if work takes precedence over a relationship though but if he is up front about then she should know how serious he is about work… He is a professional and people should respect that… I think we should stop wasting our time speculating that he is a jerk and the worst boyfriend out there as a person who is being talked about and not able to defend one self even if he cares what we think or not. I also had to laugh at someone’s pathetic comment that he says he has a girlfriend to make everyone jealous. Wake up high school people, grow up as he does not care what anyone thinks… Do you not get it yet that by the way he presents himself and is casual and less uptight than other actors… If he has a girlfriend of two months, two days, two hours, two minutes or a year, that is his business and they deserve their privacy… I seriously think some of you need to get a life… 266 comments is a little much to discuss his dating life, Teuta and other bull ****….

Are we aware of his bday plans on this board now?

Expressing his affection far more traditionally these days is fellow October birthday boy Joaquin Phoenix. The 37,000-feet-high Cupid scuttlebutt is that Joaq, who turns 34 on Sunday, is seeing a 21-year-old (female) brunette babe. Like ‘em malleable, do you, Joaq? J.P. recently flew his rumored ladylove out to accompany him on a press tour for We Own the Night. Wonder if we’ll see said outta-town sweetheart pop up in paparazzi pics anytime soon?

Link….

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=1abc9db0-ea24-49bf-a8ea-2025998818e8&sid=fd-awful

Love to love you baby….. HE IS IN LOVE!!! YEAH!!!

crackmedown @ 10/25/2007 at 5:57 am

Teuta or not Teuta? That is the question…

269, That article is a fake. They didn’t even get his AGE right. He is turning 33 not 34, his girlfriend has black hair not brown. And is it not odd to you that they supposedly know her age but have no clue what he FIRT NAME is? How on earth would they know? The article is a dud taken from a gossip site. Don’t believe everything you read. Especially from a site that claims he is turning 34 when he isn’t,

ps, he isn’t in love. He has been dating her for less than 3 months WAKE UP!!! IT IS A GOSSIP SITE YOU’RE GETTING YOUR INFO FROM!

270, For the millionth time he isn’t with teuta! Are you people slow? He is with another girl and has been for months. We have SEEN him with other girls and her myspace said SINGLE.

why do crazy obsessive joaquin fans believe everything they read? the article couldnt be more fake looking and less legit. he is turning 33 this week, not 34. she didnt go with him on a press tour, he was alone and i know this for a fact but i cannot say how. but eithe rway pictures show him not with a girl. like someone else on here said, they act like they know the girls age yet they cannot get his age right or say what her name is. if they dont know her name, they dont know her age or anything else about the situation ESPECIALY if he is “in love”. they would never be able to know that. and its common sense the mane just recently started dating so the odds of him “in love” are VERY VERY slim, especially for a male ***** like himself. e online is a gossip webpage with false info. its as reliable as the national enquierer

snoopy dog @ 10/25/2007 at 8:43 am

274 if you so well informed, you could tell us more about his girlfriend because, is she really living in NY? Her name? Age?
Hu!

Yeah Wendy, details please.

Teuta must be laughing her ass off seeing him with her fatass dough girl clone on the rebound.

Lucky, lucky girl!! I’m jealous!!!!!

Jealous of what? Of being used and then dumped as she surely will be? Don’t you have any self respect? Sheesh.

I love how everyone knows exactly how he acts and what he will. Given the fact none of you have probably ever met him before, I’m sure your all experts on this subject.

“fat ass dough girl” LOL. I don’t think she’s fat, but that’s an amusing description.

teuta is a freaking dog. I cannot say if this girl is ugly because I have never seen her. I will wait and see. I don’t thinl he could possibly do worse than teuta the man memedi

Damn. How mean some of you are! You must all be flawlessly beautiful is all I have to say!

Sorry but Teuta is beautiful and anyone who says otherwise is either a jealous Phoenix fan or a crazy, bitter, jilted ex-boyfriend.

For Teuta, the saddest part of this whole relationship with crazy Joaquin must be being mistakenly identified as that bloated, dowdy frump with him at the airport. What a joke.

toots youre out of your mind. have you not seen the pictures of her? i am a joaquin fan but in no way attracted to him. she is very homely. she has a very large nose that doesnt fit her face, masculine jaw and she just isn’t pretty. he always dated masculine girls with very manly features. she also looked hairy for some reason. she is his only ex girlfriend i find ugly.

He’s the one who chose her, and dated her, not me honey, so if anyone is “out of their mind” it has to be him, right? Oh but wait, we knew that already. He must be a closet case who really wants to date a man but is too chicken to get one.

actually i agree with you on that toots

I can’t believe how people can be so rude and cruel! It’s disguting really! You even don’t know him or Teuta, how can you judge them like this? Who are you to do that?? Shame on you!

It would all make sense if he was a closet case. He should try letting some gay hunk give it him up the ass. Could change his life a whole lot for the better.

anonymous @ 10/27/2007 at 2:19 pm

teuta, come on, are you really posting as toots??!!!! LOL! sounds like someone is bitter…ugly *****! HAHA!

Joaquin should come out of the closet. Finally grow some balls, be a man and get a man.

290, people DO know teuta on here. They have proved it.

Happy birthday!! Hope your girlfriend is gonna make all your dreams come true!! Blablabla

anonymous @ 10/28/2007 at 7:21 pm

I think you mean his f@ck mate….there is no such thing as a girlfriend to this guy these days…

anonymous @ 10/29/2007 at 3:06 pm

toots… are you really teuta?

no it isn’t teuta. lol. jesus

You all need to think of a new interesting subject…. I see some of the sensible ones have left and the nutters are still on this pathetic site…

Hey, look, I got post 300 :D
Nothing to say except that DVF bag is hid. I’m more upset about that than his choice in girlfriend.

anonymous @ 10/30/2007 at 4:40 pm

…apparently your a hipocrit for STILL checking the site and responding…HAHA! Loser!

Well, now he’s in New York and she has him for all herself so…. This is the end

She will be out the door in 5 minutes.

He’ll probably meet someone on set he likes and dump her ass like he always does.

No woman ever has Joaquin “all to herself.”

Today is the anniversary of River’s death. I doubt he’s anywhere but with his family.

His girlfriend lives in NY, he dosen’t need to find somebody else!

whatever flop….he will find someone new in no time…that is how the guy works. Out with the old in with the new in a matter of 2 seconds…

So “flop” because she lives in new york he doesn’t need to find someone new? Are you serious? MILLIONS of women live in new york. And new york is known for having very pretty girls in it (myself included lol). No but really, new york has very attractive people in it a lot of the time. Especially in the rich areas where I am SURE he is staying. He also works with a big cast, crew and extras who we will be with all day. That right there may spark something. All I know is I would NEVER trust him. Especially when he is filming a movie. He always seems to fall for a co star or an extra. I have heard many stories of him hitting on the extras while he was still with a girl. He isn’t a bad person, he just has a wandering eye.

See, now THIS I believe and am very interested in hearing about. Kendel, you’ve got my attention. What have you heard?

Well during the set on ladder 49 he was with someone, meaning he had a girlfriend. There were NUEMROUS accounts of extras who were talking about their experiences at the time of being on the set both men and women. They have said that he spent a lot of the time during breaks talking to the females on set and flirting with them and possily even went out with one of them to dinner. Then there were claims on the set of “the village” as well, that he was flirting with one of the extras and evern starting dating her and broke up with his girlfriend to be with her. He is known to do these things. When there are girls around him on a movie set for hours during the day, and they get hours in between takes to wander around…thats just what he does apparently

Crap and pure gossip!

anonymous @ 11/02/2007 at 7:26 am

someone on another board said that she saw him in NY with a short, pretty, petite, dark haired girl sharing a cooking last night…I wonder if it is the same girl from the lax pictures? anyways, whatever girl he is with will not last…what makes me laugh is the fact that some of those people are writing about how happy they are for him and that they hope it lasts and how addicted he is?…HAHA! what a bunch of old hags!!!!

and you guys don’t think you are pathetic bitching and complaining about him dating… Who F*cking cares if he has two girlfriends, one girlfriend and he is not married… WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HIS LOVE LIFE OR DATING LIFE!!!

BECAUSE I ENVY HER!!! And who knows? Maybe she’s the one

That would be great… who knows but there is no need to envy her. I am sure your life is just as interesting….

DON’T believe that fake story about him being spotted with a girl. I know who is posting that and they don’t like joaquin. PLEASE don’t believe everything you read especially the story 313 posted

ps- I don’t mean 313 is the liar. The person in IMDB is the liar. I know for a fact they are lying. They are also claiming it is a new girl and not the girl from these pics. He is still with this girl so yeah, she is lying.

Lin, I’m not calling you a liar, but I’m curious how you know for a fact that this girl is lying and that Joaquin is still with the girl at the airport.

anonymous @ 11/02/2007 at 5:10 pm

thanks lin…I was the one who posted 313…I was just going by what I had read on IMDB…is it really a fake story? Don’t take this question the wrong way but how can you be so sure they are lying?…there was a post on the gawker site to about him and her…although I could have sworn I read that one before too…like two years ago….the whole “looking very johnny cash like smoking a ***”…is ringing a bell to me.

320, I know. I read that too and I disregarded it because I mistook it for the reported sighting from a few years back.

Anyone can post on gawker. Try it. Post a fake story that sounds legit and they will post it. This person who posted on IMDB was a person who had posted the same type of thing on other boards and later turned out to be a person who disliked his fans and was trying to make them not like him by saying he was a “cheater”. All these lies came out (I forget which board). But she used the same screenname she has now. She said she witnessed Joaquin ‘cheating on his girlfriend’ a while back, and knew ALL these facts about his girlfriends and past history (almost stalker like). But she was caught in several lies because she came on the board saying she never knew about him and didn’t even know he was an actor and blah blah. So I asked “how the hell do you know ALL his ex girlfriend and this info on him right down to him being a vega, if you DIDN’T know him. The person never wrote back and deleted their post.

Thank you Lin for your honesty, wonder how you know it but it’s true that for me, something sounds strange.
If he’s still with her that’s ok too, he does what he wants, he’s big boy!

If you go on teddy and moos, it’s already a done deal with the bogus story. Someone on there posted they ALSO knew someone who saw them at the bakery eating a cookie on that same street. The person failed to realize that he is a vegan and the bakery they claimed to have seen him in is NOT a vegan place. He wouldn’t be eating a non vegan cookie.

That’s right. He would NEVER eat something that wasn’t vegan, because he is a SAINT and a virtual second JESUS.

if you go over the the DJ website and read the Playboy interview you will see that one of his answers was that he ” doesn’t have a sweet tooth”…it is actually a good read…check it out….another indication that this story is bullsh*t….he says he craves vegetables and salads…how cute!

And he said something like recently someone tried to set h im up with a girl so he probably just started dating this chick

I don’t think he’s with the girl on the LA airport’s photos because he told himself this story about someone who followed while he was walking to his girlfriend’s house to pick her up at dinner.
So she lives in NY and don’t see why the other girl wouldn’t have travelled with him, he’s not obsessive to this point.
So maybe his story is true or not but the facts are the facts, his girlfriend lives there and I’m sure one day, during these next months we’ll talk about it again.
BTW, it’s the same thing about this Katie something, we just saw him once with her, walking down the street, without holding hands and everybody said they were together, crazy, really!!

How many times do people have to say it. It doesn’t matter who he is dating because his career ALWAYS comes first and it’ll spell the end of this relationship just like it has with so many of his others. This girl will fall by the wayside once he is working and he suddenly has zero time for her and once he has time again and wants a girlfriend to keep him entertained another one will be quickly chosen to fill the vacancy.

Simply put he is a user.

I just read. What a great interview… His interviews usually entertain me as he is a complex person with different views about Hollywood and stardom which I admire. More actors should be like him…

the bakery on ludlow is vegan, so if the story is true then it was a vegan cookie anyway, plus not all cookies are sweet, there are savoury cookies. #329, you seem so sure she will go by the wayside, there is always a first time, I believe every girl he dates for a period he loves & he must treat them well otherwise we would hear about him. None of them or their friends & family talk about him to the media, surely if he was such an **** to these girls he dates someone would say something.

They sign an agreement to keep their mouths shut.

“I believe every girl he dates for a period he loves”

LMAO He “loves” them!?! What a joke! Good luck believing that bullshit! The only thing that ******* ever loves is his career.

“there is always a first time”

Sure is. There is always a first time to find some stupid bi.tch who will accept being kicked to the curb and forgotten for months at a time on a regular lifelong basis.

We really have no clue what’s going on with him. We’ve had a few sparce details into this lovelife/girlfriend, but he could be single for all we know. Alot of interviews take place way before they’re published. Months, in fact. The NY girl he referred to could have been Teuta, or someone else he’s not with anymore. The LAX girl could be his new girlie. Or he could have 20 girls all over the Country, just trying them on for size before he makes a decision. He sounds almost single in the Playboy interview–a friend wanting to set him with a girl, etc. Who knows. It’s possible to hold hands and cuddle with someone and not be in a serious relationship with them. I’ve been there, as I’m sure many of you have been too. Maybe it’s a guy thing.

Um, The Cake Shop is not vegan. It doesn’t even hardly qualify as a bakery. It’s more of a bar with a kick-ass selection of wine and beer. They get their pastries from Balthazars with is SO NOT VEGAN.

I live in nyc. The bakery that person on teddy and moos says she saw him is NOT vegan. And I noticed as soon as someone posted it wasn’t a vegan shop the person NEVER returned to the board. The story is fake. To get people to gossip about it like you all are doing therefore you are doing just what the liar who made that story up wanted you to do.

Ok I don’t get why people assume that its not the girl in the picture just because she was seen in LA. You DO know people TRAVEL right? She could have TWO homes for all you know or just went to LA on business. He IS with her, he wouldn’t be hanging around a very young girl who looks so his type if they were just “friends”. He is with her period. And he will dump her and move on to someone else.

because the person who posted the sighting insists it wasn’t her

anonymous @ 11/03/2007 at 5:39 pm

the person who posted the story on IMDB (lovelyleigh…I believe her name is)…now just wrote and said that the store was vegan…maybe she came on here and read nyc #338 post and decided to go back over there to say that it was…so dumb this whole thing….besides laci…how do you know for a fact that he “IS” with the girl in the LAX photos…oh wait…they were pictured together that must be why…again, so dumb.

OK, can someone confirm if the bakery is vegan or not, I believe it definately is, has been posted by more reputable poster plus his sister Summer’s shop is on Ludlow Street, that is a fact! & Marlow why so sure?

so then believe what you want to believe kat….

ok i know this is off the topic of whether it was a vegan bakery or not, but i had never heard of teuta before and i looked her up on myspace and this is her quote right now..
“‘I know I cheated but baby believe it, expect nothing less from a chick like me..no apologies, I’d do it again in a heartbeat’-”

just interested me. i dont know if she really dated joaquin, but the quote is interesting. just wanted to know what everyone thinks.

GIVE IT UP PEOPLE! The sighting was a fake made by a joaquin hater to stir you guys up like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off. She is laughing her ass off right now because it worked.

341, you’re the one who is dumb to believe this story. And he IS with this girl. Do you REALLY think he is with a young girl who couldn’t be more than 21, who has the SAME haircut teuta does, who is his EXACT type…but he WASN’T ******** her?! You have GOT to be kidding me. There is no way he would be hanging around a girl who looked like that if he wasn’t with her. NO WAY. And being the people at the airport said he hugged her goodbye (though they used the wrong name because they thought she was teuta) proves it even more that she is with him.

I doubt the storyteller is a joaquin hater. More like people make things up because they think his fans are total idiots and as you say it is very amusing to see them running round like headless chickens all the time every damn time with the absolute minimum of provocation. It’s a laugh riot.

The people said… I saw him…. I know for a fact…. You know what?
I start to believe that everybody here is a liar! Insane, really!

I’m going to post this one more time and hope it registers with someone.
THE CAKE SHOP IS NOT A BAKERY. Someone at Teddy and Moos pointed out something interesting about LovelyLeigh’s story. It’s too long to explain here, go check it out. Basically, why would she defend The Cake Shop or any store at all? She didn’t mention them in her posting. All she said was that she saw them walking down the street. She has no reason to get her panties in a bunch about vegan/non-vegan. But yet she does have her panties in a bunch. Leads me to believe that she was posing as different posters trying to make her story sound legit.

I am totally confused, I think its possible he was seen on Ludlow Street because of his sisters shop, whether he was with a girl who really knows, whether he was nibbling the girls cookie who knows, if he was then it would be vegan, maybe his siter made them! I can’t understand why someone would bother to make up the story, compared to other actors to me he is not seen around that often, & when he is out & about why is it so hard to believe he could be seen by somebody, why is it so unbelievable that he would be seen with a girl, I get everybodys point but I don’t know why the analysation. If I saw him somewhere I would want to tell somebody, whats wrong with that.

lol…”being people at the airport saw him hug her goodbye”….you must have been at the airport to “see” that because the photographer couldn’t get a picture of that. I know he has a girfriend…he has many let’s be real people. He dates girls one after the other…he is your typical man.

I wonder…should be inspect the va jay jay of each of his dates to ensure that she is following 100% strict vegan diet. I mean if not, he could very well be eating tainted meat. I mean as fans can we let that happen? Further indication that the cookie story is totally bogus? Or further indication some of you truly need to get a ******* life. People are dying in South Africa and we could possibly be at war with Iran but are we worried on that? HELL NO…we are worried that a ******* actor may have ingested a cooked that had small traces or dairy and are pondering how many women he had to bang at once or weather or not a story told on the internet is factual. That right there folks is some important ****!

Dumb ass people.

Okay, the person who started this rumor is lying and leave it to gullible joaquin fans to eat it up. Notice how this poster had NO past history on the boards but to post that random story? That is what SEVERAL people have done in the past when they made up a story about seeing/knowing him. Then they leave never to return again. They come on there to stir up chaos and clearly it worked. Someone said why they’d make it up because it sounds “legit”, look what happened because of that story!!! It is being talked about on EVERY board. They know how to make a story sound “real” yet add things in that make it sound totally fake. We have seen Joaquin in pictures with his girlfriends. ANd he acts nothing like what this person said. In fact, he wasnt even seen holding his girlfriends HAND until months and months into the realtionship. All this person has to do is look up that his sister works on a street and then all the sudden it soudns believable. I am telling you, I KNOW this is what they do. It has happened in the past. If this was a regular on the imdb boards I would totally believe it. But this is one of the MANY people who randomly make their first post about “seeing joaquin” and then leave, delete their account never to be seen again.

341, thats another thing. If this person REALLY saw him. Why would she be going from board to board to see what people are sayign about it? The ONLY reason someone would do that is to see how fast this gossip spreads and to LAUGH and about the chaos it caused. Because if they really saw him, they would post the story and be done with it. But because of the fact they keep going from board to board to see what people are saying about it makes it sound even more false.

Spend more time on real issues and investigating what you can do to make the world a better place to live in. If half of you devoted as much time to that as you did on whether or not this person said this or this person said that we’d have a lot of issues resolved. Phoenix fans need some serious help. You spend more time debunking a person’s story on seeing him and analyzing it to death and saying what he would and wouldn’t do. News flash - you don’t know him so there for your opinion don’t mean sh*t either. K? Keep on assuming retards. And by all means continue to beat the dead horse, cut it isn’t bruised enough yet.

Posting photos and making ugly commentary on past girlfriends etc. Such nastiness.. why? Who gives a sh*t already. Move on! I think all Joaquin Phoenix fans suffer from OCD and a bad case of nosiness. Invading peoples myspace pages, making speculation and constantly talking out of your a*s and saying “you know.” Well guess what…no you f**king do not. Fact remains, none of us know sh*t on his personal life and it is as it should be. Get a life!

There’s nothing I love more than self-righteous babbling posted on a gossip board. Alright Kitten. What would you like us to talk about? What would be acceptable to you? You mentioned the vaginas of his girlfriends. In your opinion, is that what we should shift the converstion topic to?

Well I’m sure you would “know” about them Lola. Given you seem to be such an authority on everything about him etc.

Kitten WHY ARE YOU ON HERE? You act like you’re all high and mighty and yet you are making a huge long post on a GOSSIP forum. I have seen your name on VARIOUS message boards about Joaquin you are ALWAYS posting about him. Save the crap and practice what you preach. You’re a hypocrite. Like a fat gym teacher telling his students to get in shape.

I’m not making fun of his gfs or passing judgments on someone I don’t know (and never have - read my previous postings). You missed the point of my post. I should have known better. You can’t argue with an idiot.

hypocrite @ 11/04/2007 at 7:44 pm

OMG this “kitten” person posted the EXACT same message on the T&M board….and she says we all need to get a life!!! HA! I think you need to check yourself sweetheart…you seem to have ALOT of time on your hands my darling…..Grant…I’m with you 100% on your post!!! You nailed it!

anonymous @ 11/04/2007 at 9:02 pm

I smell Bullsh*t…kitten bullsh*t that is…

Well I smell an as*hole. How bout that?

Keeping hating and directing all your energy towards such negativity. I’m sure it is what makes your sad little life go round. Done with this conversation. Hate on!

OMG this is amazing, the girl who originally posted on IMDb has been swamped with pics & messages, shes apologised for causing such a stir & says she will never post on a JP board again. I feel sorry for her, I have spent months just reading without commenting, here & there I may but not often, if I saw him I would comment immediately, does that mean that I would be called a liar because I may not have commented before. I mean after reading everything to me it would be normal to share this info. It has been proven the cake shop is vegan http://cake-shop.com/ so that solves the issue on the cookie, why on earth would someone who never comes on here go, oh I might find some Joaquin Phoenix boards today & cause ****, I doubt it, she is probably like me & normally just reads. I have read where he flew his girlfriend out to do the circuit with him, the paps miss heaps with him, even on one premier where Rain didn’t walk the red carpet with him, there was a glimpse way in the backgroud of her, for all we know the gf was with him on all the red carpets, as for hair colour, I change mine every other week, who cares, the girl at LAX was small, you look different in different outfits, if it was dark, & god knows I’m sure NY would be lit up at night, the shock of seeing him without standing still & staring would make it difficult to remember details, think about it yourself. I don’t really care what you all think, I believe she could be telling the truth but like every time someone tries to pass on a sighting they get **** on, people just aren’t going to bother which means we get so little now, we will get nothing! Oh & someone commented that these people post & then delete their info, any wonder, if you start getting abused & unindated with pm’s, why wouldn’t you. As for the war & other issues Kitten, if I want to know about them I will go to that site, I am on here because I want to know about Joaquin Phoenix.

anonymous @ 11/04/2007 at 9:30 pm

umm…I’m guessing you read the blog by that guy ted casablanca on e online because he was the one who wrote that joaquin flew his new “ladylove” out to the circut events…that guy is crap and so are his blogs…he has lied about so many things…don’t trust that guy.

Kat - I was making the point about the ugliness that goes on when people post here and how much negative energy is spent. I agree we are all here to read on him but why bash everyone that makes a remark on seeing him or his friends whether they be romantic or platonic. If your going to spend that much time on something enjoy it. Let it be something that puts a smile or your face. Not picking others a part. That is the point I’m trying to make. As simple as that. I come here to read on him as well. You’re missing the point of my post.

Kat, I hear you. Kind of. But 364 is right. Ted C is the only one who “reported” Joaquin flying his girl to the press events to be with him–that guy is full of ****, he loves to start gossip riots. He’s always done it. I’ll never forgive him for the **** he posted about Benicio del Toro and his supposed lack of skills in the bedroom. He’s one of the worst of the worst in the gossip rag world–him and Perez Hilton.

Cool, thanks girls, that cleared that up, I agree I hate all the bashing that goes on, I just want to read about him & get a smile thinking about him & whoever he may be with wishing it was me but it’s not & never will be, we can all dream though.

Kitten, you are the only idiot on here. It doesn’t matter WHAT you talk about on here, the point is that you ARE on here. You go on about people should be doing something more productive with their lives yet YOU are are numerous boards, numerous times a day. What the hell can YOU be contributing to being online so much? You are a hypocrite. And a moron.

363, she isn’t sorry she caused a stir. She WANTED to cause a stir. And by acting like she was so “sorry” she makes naive people like you believe it. SHE PURPOSELY wrote that to cause a stir. Then she checked SEVERAL message boards to see how fast the rumor spread because she ran to T&M posting as well. God you are so gullible.

And trust me. EVERY person who made a profile wrote ONE topic and left, only came on there to start drama. I can literally name at least 3 times that has happened on IMDB. Someone posted a “story” had people going crazy for days, sometimes a week or 2. Then went away and never came back. It is what they love to do and you feed right into the fire they want fueled.

360, you are so right she DID post the same thing on teddy and moos!! HAHAHAHA! She isn’t even clever enough to come up with new material she just says the same **** over and over again!

Well then she’s a clever chickie, I consider myself to be of some intelligence, but I also prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt, if it is bullshit then she did her homework to some degree, I would not have known any of that info beforehand, even the fact that it is the street his sister has her shop, I have never seen that street mentioned before but then I’m from another country so I guess that takes care of that. Why can’t someone who knows get on here & sort this out….

They never come back because each time, at the end, evrybody call them liars! They treat them so rude!
Nobody push them to come and tell, they just do it thinking that could interest you and you… You act like crazies!
And if the others need to get a life Kitten, what are you doing here?
Get a life too instead of answer and preach in the wind!

Just would like to remember the story with Hunter on IMDB, nobody wanted to believe her and she run away because the treated her so bad.
The problem is that you believe that the girl at the LA airport is his girlfriend so you don’t believe her story. Sorry, but you know nothing and I don’t see why she would lie, she vene don’t know about these pics! His girlfriend is in NY, he mentionned her, several times, but you don’t know who she is, that’s all.
And you know what? If I see him one day, I will never come to tell it to you because I don’t want to be treated the same way!

373, thats NOT what they don’t come back. On imdb almost EVERYONE believes them. Nobody is being nasty or harrassing them. They don’t come back because they like the frenzy it causes. Also, their stories a lot of the times come back with false claims or they tell the story several times. How the hell can you be SO gullible? I also notice, this person is going from to board reading and writing what people say about them. If you just saw him and thought you’d just tell the story…. WHY would you be going on every joaquin board to see if the news spread?? Because they WANTED to see how fast the gossip flows. If I saw him, I would post the story and be done. But this person keep coming BACK on the board, going to SEVERAL boards going on and on about a suppsed “no big deal” sighting. They are trying to make him out to be a cheater, how are you so naive? It is quite clear this person loved to state over and over again that it wasn’t the girl from lax or teuta. Because people who dislike him have a habit of trying to make him look like a cheating scum. They ALWAYS knock him for going from girl to girl. And what better way to make people believe that then to pose as a fan who saw him with yet ANOTHER girl? Wake up.

#374+373, Thats not true at all. Not a single person on imdb was being mean to this person at all. So that excuse it bogue People were pming this person just to find out where she saw them. I don’t believe her for a second. This person first said she walked past them and realized it was him. And in that slip second she saw him and her giggling and biting a cookie? Okay! How about it being 9 AT NIGHT!! It is dark out at night…yet the KNEW for a fact from seeing him for a second at night, that it wasn’t the same girl? She is totally trying to push peoples buttons by acting like he dumped the lax girl (that IS his g/f peopl, she is young and his type to a T)I can’t wait for photos to surface of him with this same girl. I will laugh all of your faces who believe this crap and are feeling sorry for this “poor girl” who is sitting back laughing at your stupidity.

And this person clearly WANTED to be asked questions of they would keep on coming back to the boards over and over again posting more and more.

anonymous @ 11/05/2007 at 4:52 pm

Post 371…lmao, yah I saw that kitten posted the exact same message and had to report it here…what a f*cking loser she is…she is everywhere too…here she is telling us to get a life and look at all the time she has…pathetic….as for joaquin and whoever his “girlfriend” is…it changes all the time so who really knows, ya know?

Hey girls btw, here is the link for the cake shop on Ludlow, just to clear up the fact that it IS vegan, don’t know about the rest of the story & don’t know how the cake shop came into the conversation or where for that matter but it did & people have disputed on it being a vegan cake shop. I’m still waiting for someone to explain whats going on lol!

http://cake-shop.com/

Looks like a cool place actually.

anonymous @ 11/05/2007 at 8:22 pm

did that girl even mention the name of the bakery or was it after others mentioned this one?…anyways, I’m done with this subject about the f*cking cookie….the story is false in my opinion.

379, How ******* hard is it to look up a vegan store? How hard is it for people to find out where his sister works? It ISN’T hard, in fact it’s online. I bet kat is the one who wrote that bogus story.

Of course it’s a false story 380, there have been MANY accounts that were false all to make him look like a cheater, or to get the fanbots in a jealous rage over his girlfriend. The story is fake and I know personally people who have made up stories in the past about this. Seriously…its 9pm this person passes by them for a second and from that can describe what the girl looked like, what they were going, and what they were eating? BULLSHIT

The Cake Shop gets all their food from Balthazar’s. They don’t cook anything there. I don’t really give a **** about the whole sighting story, but the people who said it wasn’t a vegan bakery were right because it isn’t a bakery. They get everything from elsewhere. It pisses me off when a place is plugged for being vegan and it isn’t, because cooking everything vegan is difficult–it actually takes alot of skill and money to be able to replace non-vegan ingrediants with vegan ingrediants, which is why many places like The Cake Shop get their vegan yummies elsewhere. If it was a full-blown vegan cafe it wouldn’t have non-vegan food, which it does.

A, thank you so much for voicing your opinion–that was pissing me off too. Like you, I’m done with the sighting story but The Cake Shop getting plugged for being vegan got under my skin. I don’t think anyone feels this way or cares. Thanks for bringing it up, though.

I personally don’t give a rats about the cake shop, don’t think I’m going to fly across the world to attend it, as for the cake shop getting plugged, who the f@#k is really that interested, the people on here, I doubt it, I would say most are anywhere but NY, I’m over the whole friggin thing anyway, everyone argues but noone actually makes any sense in the end, you think you have a grasp on it & someone else comes in, when you have a picture of them eating a freakin cookie, everyone will shut up, oh hang on, I doubt that as well, someone will figure a way to dispute it. & 381, wish I was, cos if I did it would be true & that would be something I would hold dear, love the man but not interested in making up stories about him, hes too special to me & nothing you want to come back with will change that, sorry.

anonymous @ 11/06/2007 at 4:32 pm

new pics of joaquin on the set of two lovers over at dj.com…really cute!…let’s talk about that now.

Lol, I think you’re really cute, 386! I saw those pics, they’re awesome–did you see the one where he’s soaking wet?

anonymous @ 11/06/2007 at 8:10 pm

Hey thanks amber! :) Yes I did see the ones when he was wet…!!!! If you go on wireimage.com you will see that he gets pushed in a river or something…but it is his stunt double :( He looks especially hot in the ones when he is dry (I think it is the first few pics on dj.com)…looks like he cut his hair too!! but yes…he looks really good! F%ck that cookie crap!!! This is much better!

I like his hair this way. A little shorter, but not buzzed like at the Peace Conference. Yuck. I think he looked extremely hot at this years Golden Globes. Wish he’d keep his hair that way. I’ll check out those wireimage pics, thanks for the tip.

Jocstofutti @ 11/16/2007 at 7:22 pm

Wow, I would hate to be a celebrity or a celebrities girlfriend, most of you guys are totally tearing that poor girl, Tueta, LaLa, Lullybelle whatever her name is, apart.

The lack of respect for his women goes all the way back to him. If he treats his girlfriends like they are nothing then it gives everyone else the green light to follow suit.

I actually feel a lot of sympathy for his girlfriends. They have psycho fan hate on one side and him, that loser mad crazy insane motherf*cker of a boyfriend from hell on the other. Sh*t sandwich.

Jocstofutti @ 11/19/2007 at 11:36 pm

I don’t know the man so I have no idea whether he’s a crazy insane mofo or not…Have you actually witnessed him disrespecting his gf’s or are you just going by what you’ve heard? Just wondering…

I don’t feel bad for her at all. First, the fans don’t “hate” her we don’t KNOW her. We have just stated our opinions on how she looks. HOWEVER we have heard many many things about he from people who do know her and have given us proof of that. She is a spoiled daddys girl ***** and that fact that you feel sorry for her just shows how little you’ve heard about this tranny. Second of all, she KNEW he was famous when she dated him (thats probably WHY she dated him from what I have heard about her)EVERYONE who dates a public figures knows damn well they will then be thrown into the celebrity world. She knew that and dated him anyways. If she didn’t want to be in the spotlight, she could of been like “sorry I don’t want to be in the media’s glare” and left. But she didn’t. She obviously wanted the attention.

Are we talking about euta memedi again? I thought the convo had moved on to Josie/Jodie Parking Lot. So anyways, whoever it is it’s her fault she got so much ****? That what you’re saying? Yeah, well what can you expect to hear from a fan? Abusers always blame the victim. He probably blames her too. Very convenient. “She asked for it.”

HOW IS SHE A ‘VICTIM’ MORON?????! SHE KNOWINGLY dating a CELEBRITY who is in the spotlight. EVERYONE knows when you date a CELEBRITY you are in the spotlight as well. Hence people like K-FED. He is in TABLOID MAGAZINES on a daily basis and he is not even a celebrity he is famous because he married BRITNEY.She should be so lucky that she isn’t trashed in the tabloids weekly like Kevin is. When you date a famous person you are prepared for the consequences she isn’t stupid. EVERYONE knows you are in the media because of it and thats what she wanted because she is a starfucker. Its like me being like “yeah I’ll date Brad pitt and nobody will bash me or talk about me” BULLSHIT. YOU KNOW that if you date someone famous you become a public figure. ESPECIALLY in todays society where the majoity of the “celebrities” now days AREN’T even celebrities. They are famous for being in the “in crowd” in hollywood. They are famous for nothing. She may not be famous because of him, but she CERTAINLY knew she would be seen as his girlfriend. SO SHUT THE **** UP!

hmmm, back to girlfriends again, I thought teuta, josie, jodie whatever had long gone, wasnt the cookie girl a different one & then wasnt he apparently seen with vinessa shaw at the art exhibition, I personally think he deliberately sets us on the path of mystery, hes probably married & got whoever hidden at home lol! but anyway, whoever she is if she exists at all, this **** is only on these gossip blogs so why would it worry her, nothing is ever mentioned about him or his girlfriends in the real media so whats the problem?

LOL Wow 396, you need some anger management classes! Stressed much? Seems Joaquin isn’t the only one outta his f@cking mind…

397 I am thinking he usually only dates casually. Topaz is the only girl he’s dated long-term and “officially” since Liv Tyler and that’s in a period of ten years. It would seem like women don’t mean much to him in the scheme of things. It appears he dates someone for a month or two then drifts away to fresher pastures or leaves them to go back to work.

ANONymous @ 11/23/2007 at 5:42 pm

the cookie girl wasnt real lets get over that. he has a new girlfriend every month. lets leave it at that there is nothing new to talk about. i wouldnt be surprised if he was already single again.

I’m always curious on how everyone knows what is or isn’t real in regards to his dating habits. It astounds me that people that have no clue on this man or ever met him before in their lives know his behavior in a relationship or whether or not he ate a cookie.

401, I know joaquin phoenix fans. And they start up rumors like that ALL THE TIME to get his fans stirred up. I have noticed many shady things that didn’t add up in the story. As well as many others. It is false trust me. I don’t know HIM or his relationships but I will bet my life on the line that the cookie story was utter ****.

We all think what we think ANON. He could eat my cookie though.

OMG!! You lot are all mental! That was so entertaining reading all your posts, had such a laugh! Ive never been on this site before but I’ll def be coming back on it. Just wanted to say that I think Joaquin’s a babe, no matter how scruffy he looks. The scruffier the better!! :) Please keep posting, it’s so funny!

So who is he fuucking this month? Which barely legal is va.gina-of-the-month in December for Mr Phoenix?

Is he always with a different girl then? I had no idea he had a reputation like that, dont really hear much about him and his private life. I take it they’re all a lot younger than him?

“I had no idea he had a reputation like that”

You had no idea because it’s false.
This is just the work of a troll who’s having fun with his fans.
Nothing has ever been posted “officially”, not even by the crappiest gossip bloggers.
This **** is only posted in comments.

Poor little troll… craving for attention :’(

Yeah, as if #407 has any more of a clue what he’s like than the “troll”.

It wouldnt make me like him a any less if he was like that anyway, it’s nothing to do with anyone how he spends his time or who he goes out with. I just find it hard to believe when there’s nothing written about him anywhere. I dont understand where people get their information from to be honest. Nobody has any idea what he feels for people, who he happens to be in love with or who he’s not in love with. Just cos he’s seen with girls, doesnt really mean anything. On the other hand, maybe he’s just a young guy who hasn’t settled down yet, either cos he doesnt want to or cos he hasnt found the right girl yet.

407. So full of ****. So full of the self-righteous **** his ass.hole fans are sooo confident they can spew out because they KNOW how he is and they KNOW how he isn’t. ******* retards. You and him, you deserve each other. The mad, fucked-up psycho boy and his asslicker ****** fans.

Oh yes it’s false. Any NEGATIVE thing said about holy joaquin phoenix son of god is false, because he is so damned perfect and his family is so damned perfect and his mom is such a damned saint.

Joaquin only dates mature, respectable women over 30. He is the best boyfriend ever. So totally reliable and responsible and in fact the perfect man. How dare anyone even suggest otherwis