Brad & Angelina’s Helicopter Heaven

JANET, if you are fcuking tired then get out of this site. why put yourself for so much agony. The thing is you go to every Brad & Angelina thread & proclaim that you are sick & tired of them.

So easy. We know for the fact that you do not like them. And yet you keep coming back every now & day & scream that you do ot like them. We know already & sorry honney you cannot change admiration for the Jolie-Pitss….so BUZZ OFF!

I don’t like chunky legs. Angie has a great legs and she so beautiful.

cnn.com has the showbiz tonight transformation of Brad Pitt video, if anyone missed it.

33 Passing Through : 10/07/2007 at 1:33 pm
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If that’s what she’s doing, I applaude her; however, I am still on the pregnancy bus. And while I concede that she rocked the $hit out of that little black dress last Friday, I think that an old-school foundation garment was employed. I mean, her boobs were underneath her chin, for goodness sakes.

Wish I could see little Zee. Hope she is over her cold. Maybe Pax is still sick?

Wonder if Zee was wearing shorts…. We probably won’t see much of them once they hit LA so.. enjoying the pics while I can.

Thanks JJ!

Gemini (Angelina) & Sagittarius (Brad): Sex Appeal/Love

Sagittarius lives for a challenge and Gemini is seduced by Sagittarius’ sex appeal. Ruled by Mercury, Gemini has beauty, brains and a sense of humor that Sagittarius finds fascinating. Gemini will be turned on by the challenge of mysterious Sagittarius. Gemini thinks Sagittarius is the best lover they have ever had. There is great sex potential and long-term possibility. To make this one work Gemini will need lots of freedom and Sagittarius must keep their sense of humor on at all times. Gemini should remain a mystery to Sagittarius for best results. Sex will be hot. Love will be very possible. Marriage could be the final step! Don’t take each other for granted.

The Media is so mean, this article is about Nicole Kidman

Down under and out

If only … Nicole Kidman would retire. John Patterson breaks the news to the Australian diva that she’s no longer a commercial proposition

Come in Kidman, you’re time is up.  

So Nicole, I’ve been watching your latest movie, Invasion, and it seems your number is up. You should row yourself ashore, hand back the boat, hunch your shoulders against the rising wind and just go home. Invasion was almost your 10th movie in a row that has vanished without trace.

If only you’d retire. Because now would be the time. If you wait any longer, Hollywood’s powers that be - or their accountants - will rise from their crypts one morning and realise it is time to cut their losses re: your not entirely brilliant career. Anyone devoted to the bottom line will sooner or later notice that you have become Miss Joan Crawford 1944: which is to say, box office poison. And judging by your recent choices, I don’t think you’re savvy enough - or hungry or ruthless enough - to revive your career by latching onto a Mildred Pierce-style career-turnaround. Perhaps one of your movies in the pipeline, Margot At The Wedding or Australia, will serve this need, but we won’t cry ourselves to sleep if they don’t.

It’s bad enough you’re in the 19th remake of Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers (and even worse that you screwed it up this horribly, since the property has withstood two passable remakes already, from Philip Kaufman and Abel Ferrara), but it also comes in the wake of two equally dimwitted remakes that likewise tanked abysmally: Bewitched and The Stepford Wives. Either of those two dogs would have ripped another performer’s career limb from limb, eaten the carcass, puked it up and eaten it all over again.

To make matters worse, I note with no little sense of horror that you are slated to appear in a mooted remake of Orson Welles’ The Lady From Shanghai, indicating that the habits into which you have lately fallen are unlikely to be repudiated any time soon. There is also the niggling question of your other, non-derivative/plagiaristic recent movie choices: Fur. Enough said. The Human Stain, in which Tony Hopkins was a black man and you, no less implausibly, were a cleaner. Ditto. Birth, which died in its cradle. I realise that you are on occasion a middlingly fine actress, that you have an Oscar (albeit for wearing a false hooter), and that you are not without a brain, but still I have to ask: what have you done for me lately?

If only you weren’t married, because then you could fade away like Grace Kelly, marry the witless king of some corrupt, made-up, toy principality whose only redeeming feature is its colorful Ruritanian military uniforms. But then I remember: you were once a Scientology hostage bride, so you’ve done all that before.

And what magic are you working on these big Hollywood producers that persuades or forces them to let you keep working? Does Keith Urban know what you’re up to? Or do you just have some really juicy Polaroids of Tom and his crazy co-religionists locked together in some sort of sweat-soaked Scientological excelsis? Because if so, well, do your worst. But if not - retire!

http://film.guardian.co.uk/patterson/story/0,,2183626,00.html

60 Maggie : 10/07/2007 at 1:50 pm
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Sorry Maggie, you are what is wrong with America.

80 lora : 10/07/2007 at 2:03 pm
cnn.com has the showbiz tonight transformation of Brad Pitt video, if anyone missed it.
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Thanks for the reminder Lora, I intend to watch it tonight. The fans that have seen it thought it was positive.

Brought from previous thread

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Thank you. I really dislike driving across the I-90, and 520 for that matter. You really liked it? I love westerns. Saw 3:10 to Yuma last week and it was very good. I think I will go next weekend as Ramadan will be over and I can go to an early movie and eat popcorn. Now I have to wait until sunset, breakfast before I can go. Gee, I was just wondering yesterday if there were anyother Seattle posters here? Glad to hear from you. Would like to discuss the movie once I see it. Thank you for sharing. And I will be certain to go to the bathroom before I sit down. Don’t want to make Brad angry. Peace.

poor micheal,straight men do not talk about a woman’s body like you do-unless you’re a woman pretending to be a man-either way you have issues-try finding someone-brad is all angie can handle at the moment-by the way i love angie’s maternity top.

funny how all of a sudden.. and the same time.. we have all these posters saying they dont like Angie’s body!! LOL WHO CARES???

Brad is so lucky to have a woman like Angie.