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Jennifer Aniston - “Harper’s Bazaar” November 2007

Jennifer Aniston - “Harper’s Bazaar” November 2007

Jennifer Aniston is featured in the November 2007 issue of Harper’s Bazaar! Pictured is the subscribers cover, newsstand cover pictured here.

She shares about possibly moving to New York City and wanting to be Oprah! Here are some highlights from the issue, which hits newsstands October 23:

On how she would like this story to begin: “I’m ba-ack.”

On her previous movie roles as a checkout chick in The Good Girl and a broke, pot-smoking maid in Friends with Money: “I like those roles. I feel comfortable with them. They’re more real. People can say, ‘Oh, I have relatives like that, I dated a guy like that, or I have a friend like that.’ They’re relatable.”

On what the public says about her: “I used to care a hell of a lot more about what people said or thought. But that had to change when my life was under a microscope being scrutinized and my personal life was being talked about. You have to go, ‘This is not acceptable in any way,’ whether it’s about me personally or in business, success versus failure. It’s so negative. It’s such bizarre negativity.”

On living a day as someone else: “I would love to be Oprah – for just one day.”

If she worked in the government: “I’d be a spy. A very glamorous spy who plays poker and lives in Monaco. And has affairs with Daniel Craig.”

On a possible move to New York: “I can actually visualize it again, for some reason. I don’t know, I’m just tired of Los Angeles. In New York, you’re not just in that same car, looking at that same dashboard, driving down the same street.”

On walking 40 blocks in New York and nobody noticing her: “If you can get away from the paparazzi and they don’t know where you are, you can actually walk, walk, walk.”

On critiques of her box-office performance: “I’ve read things that said I wasn’t successful at the box office or that my big hit was The Break-Up. But I said, ‘Wait a minute. There was Along Came Polly, which did really well, and Bruce Almighty was a pretty big movie.’ But they’ll single out Derailed or Rumor Has It, movies that didn’t do well, in order to support their agenda.”

On Friends: “I don’t think anybody thought Friends would become what it did. It’s all good, though. It’s nothing but blessings. But seriously, who actually dances in a fountain?”

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to me jenn a. might appear to be real and down-to-earth because she’s not intelligent (her statements are not).

she has no choice but to play the ditzy, brainless, regular jill when she is minus an acting range

in between her yoga sessions, visits to her bff hair stylist, and walking along the beach…she’s just everyday people the characters that she loves to play for that reason…yeah and i have an island in new york to sell you

On walking 40 blocks in New York and nobody noticing her: “If you can get away from the paparazzi and they don’t know where you are, you can actually walk, walk, walk.”

Duh if you move to NY than the paps will know where you live and will follow you. Ask Sarah Jessica Parker. Move to Montana if you want to walk and walk with out paps.

dianad1968 @ 10/15/2007 at 6:21 pm

toFYI : 10/15/2007 at 4:44 pm
that was the very first time brad had responded to any questioning about his ex, and he more than anyone else had the right to do so. it was his marriage, his divorce. this woman, on the other hand, constantly commented on her divorce in 2005, in magazines, and televion interviews, and whereas brad was kind in his comments, she was far from. she was snide, dishonest, and just plain unpleasant. i have always said, everyone has a conscience,i wonder how she sleeps at night?

202 britneyright

AND YOU USED YOUR MIND WHEN YOU SAID THIS COMMENT.Really Who changes more lovers in 3 years?AJ or JA.

If you are honest with yourself,you will admit that jen becomes one loser in relationship.

shallow, self-absorbed, arrogant…and for NO REASON…

she was 1/10 of a hit tv show: not even her own show
her block-busters movies: the male leads carried the movies
she was married to brad pitt: he was on drugs and on the re-bound
she is the #1 selling cover: because people felt sorry for rachel green/ they can’t separate the two and neither can she

try some humility and go to acting classes!!!

dianad1968 @ 10/15/2007 at 6:25 pm

wasnt it jossip.com was wondering recently why this woman is still relevant. the person who can truthfully answer that will be a millionaire.

Spirit : 10/15/2007 at 5:21 pm
#138 ANGELINAACT- No that was “Girl, Interrupted,” *
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yeah, where she was playing HERSELF! a psychotic pathetic freak of nature….great acting, Ang! LOL

Gosh, she is just SO.PRETTY!! It’s NO WONDER her gorgeous face sells the most magazine covers!

JEN'S WOMB IS BARREN @ 10/15/2007 at 6:27 pm

THEY SPENT SO MUCH MONEY IN MANPOWER AIRBRUSHING THAT THING TO DEATH!!!!

Linda Jark @ 10/15/2007 at 6:33 pm

She is so boring. That face of good boring stupid dumb girl that she has as anyone in this world.
She is so boring that Brad left her.

yeahright @ 10/15/2007 at 6:34 pm

A person who has to announce “I Back” is so full of themselves. If you were truly missed then you don’t need to make a announcement. No one missed you dear.

thats_right @ 10/15/2007 at 6:35 pm

No Lips same boring Jennifer, fine go please do us a favor and move to New York, Los Angeles will not miss you Chiniver Maniston and if you think you are going to see Brad forget it they are coming LA looooooool

MANNIFER LOST BRAD GET OVER IT @ 10/15/2007 at 6:41 pm

THIS WASHED UP DISHTOWEL IS SO RACHEL. JEN HON YOU’RE 40 NOT 14.

Oh SHUT UP Jennifer. You are a boring twerp.

215 yeahright : 10/15/2007 at 6:34 pm
A person who has to announce “I Back” is so full of themselves. If you were truly missed then you don’t need to make a announcement. No one missed you dear.
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Exactly!

208 ? : 10/15/2007 at 6:22 pm
202 britneyright

AND YOU USED YOUR MIND WHEN YOU SAID THIS COMMENT.Really Who changes more lovers in 3 years?AJ or JA.

If you are honest with yourself,you will admit that jen becomes one loser in relationship.

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And Jen still has not catch up with AJ # of lovers.

219 eli : 10/15/2007 at 6:49 pm
215 yeahright : 10/15/2007 at 6:34 pm
A person who has to announce “I Back” is so full of themselves. If you were truly missed then you don’t need to make a announcement. No one missed you dear.
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Exactly!

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I Back!!!! heheheh

13 yeahright : 10/15/2007 at 4:25 pm
What part did she play in the breakup of her own marriage?
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That’s a very good question, and until she answers it honestly, every relationship she gets into is going to fail because she will keep making the same mistakes over and over and over.

You people are repeating the same hateful things over and over again - Don’t you get bored!!!! I am!!! Later haters!!!!

221 Jill : 10/15/2007 at 6:58 pm
13 yeahright : 10/15/2007 at 4:25 pm
What part did she play in the breakup of her own marriage?
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That’s a very good question, and until she answers it honestly, every relationship she gets into is going to fail because she will keep making the same mistakes over and over and over.

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Hey, Dr. Phil! How’s it going?

snoozejen @ 10/15/2007 at 7:05 pm

Jen Gives Us a Good Snooze
Categories: magazine cover
Good, bad, ugly, boring, artistic, racy—we can never get enough of analyzing magazine covers. Unfortunately, Jennifer Aniston’s latest cover and accompanying profile for Harper’s Bazaar happens to fall into the snooze category.

The cover looks could just as easily be another ad for her Smartwater, and the article is anything but revealing. We learn that Jen is over L..A, hates paparazzi following her around, was surprised by Friends’ success and loves playing the “better-looking-than-most everygirl.”

Shocking!

Things do get momentarily interesting in the article’s random questions section, when Jen admits she wouldn’t mind being a dirty-martini-drinking spy named Oprah who doesn’t speak in public and dines with Princess Diana before ravishing Daniel Craig nightly.

But then it’s right back to talk of redecorating and possibly moving to NYC.

Yawn!

If you do want to know more about Jen, you’re better off picking up Star mag, where her bikini waxer dishes, “She’s neurotic about bikini waxes.” (Though it looks like somebody isn’t gonna get any repeat business…)

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/hum/detail/index.jsp?uuid=cc4c571b-3e5f-42ff-9bf1-f0d0b1833c21

150 jen : 10/15/2007 at 5:21 pm

Jen is inspiring? What exactly does she inspire you to do? Blow dry your hair? Lay on the beach morning? Lay on your yoga mat all afternoon? Tag along after your closest friends like a third wheel in their marriage?

The above sums up the total of her interests and her daily activities. If your level of expectation for yourself is so low that this is what “inspires” you, you have some serious problems.

165 miwanna : 10/15/2007 at 5:34 pm
The whole lot of you are sickening. You are always telling the Jen fans to get off the Brad/Angie threads then you come over here and say terrible things about Jennifer.
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Well honey, why don’t you mosey on over to the JP threads some time and read how Jenzilla’s fans not only say terrible things about Brad and Angie, but also about their children. What kind of sick-ass freak of nature would trash an innocent child? You tell me.

So, two wrongs make it right?

183 iagree : 10/15/2007 at 5:57 pm
I do think she could be a great movie star…look at so many other actresses out there!
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Those other actresses out there have something Aniston is lacking in; i.e., talent. They also have a screen presence she doesn’t have. She may be good for sitcoms, but her range is so limited that sitcoms are about all she can act in, and she is rapidly reaching the age where those kind of roles will be denied her.

Cate Blanchett, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Halle Berry and Nicole Kidman she ain’t.

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