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Britney Spears: Might I Offer You a Straw?

Britney Spears: Might I Offer You a Straw?

Britney Spears offers a straw to paparazzi… for unknown reasons.

The pop princess was out for a coffee in Malibu with another female friend/assistant at a Starbucks in Malibu on Tuesday.

10+ pictures inside of Britney Spears looking pretty in pink…

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72 Comments

# 1

oh britney………….

# 2

She’s so crazy…

# 3

i don’t know if it’s the angle, but she looks terrible in these pics

# 4

lmao

maybe the paparazzi had a coffee but no straw?

# 5

BLEH.. ghetto

# 6

she has bald spots…

# 7
Chicacherrycola @ 10/17/2007 at 12:14 am

Is it just me or has she gained more weight? That arm, that belly……. Is she really 125 lbs like her police record says?

# 8

she dont look too good

# 9

Who the hell is doing her extensions.

justmeAGAIN! @ 10/17/2007 at 12:15 am

HOLY MOLY!!! she is wearing pants!!!!!!!!

I hate when people lead celebs like they don’t know how to walk. I bet some celebs have gotten use to being mindless and pay people to think and walk for them.

What importance do you have to deal with britney that you can’t go and watch dancers who want the oppertunity to tour with you. I guess it takes a lot to impress you.

Britney honey after seeing how horrendous your body looked in that outfit at the vmas I would recommend laying off the frappucinos from starbucks

i agree her hair ****** sucks! you’d think with all her damn money she would make it look at LEAST a little better.

**** this *****, where’s zanessa at!?

Please tell this poor girl to dress appropriately! She is so white trash! Oh one more thing, wear some fricking panties for crying out loud. She needs a good hard spanking.

don't hate me cause you ain't @ 10/17/2007 at 12:35 am

Typical trailer trash sh!t!!

Sh!itney!! How can we help you if you won’t even help yourself!!??

Go home..

don't hate me cause you ain't @ 10/17/2007 at 12:37 am

oh yeah… 125lbs my ass!!

More like 125lbs for just her ass!!!

don't hate me cause you ain't @ 10/17/2007 at 12:42 am

Do you think Britney’s a vampire?! I’m starting to wonder.. Because Vampire’s supposedly don’t have reflections huh?

That’s the only explanation I can think of, for why a person would leave the house looking THIS BAD!! I mean, she didn’t even brush her hair!!

I doubt she’s had a shower in a week.. Which poses the question, Could Britney be a witch? Like the Wicked Witch of the West in Wizard of OZ? Is she afraid that she will melt? That she will disappear? (except for the implants of course) lmao

Just random thoughts I had to put out into the universe..

Vampire? Witch? Or just trailer trash? lol :P

Thanks Jared.. How’s my bag doing? ;)

Can’t homegirl stay home and let her asistants and bodyguards run her errands.? It’s repulsive seeing her evryday in the tabloids and i’m willing to believe that her photo value has gone down drastically, since there’s over abundant supply of Britney Spears. I believe the story that says she’s doing this on purpose bcoz she fears America will forget her, especially that she hasn’t had a hit record in 3 yrs.

She is an IDIOT.

Unfortunately, one rich idiot.

Jared please stop calling her a “pop princess” she’s no longer a pop princess, she’s more of a trainwreck, has been, or pop tart. Those names are more fitting!

To #18 BBperfume —– Britney does this on purpose that’s why I don’t feel sorry for her. She loves the attention. THink about it… If it weren’t for her erratic, off the wall behavior. would people still talk about her pathetic ass?? The answer is no, and she knows this. So expect her to keep up her crazy ways!

Chartiy, Britney styles

JARED, listen to Tammy # 20!

im so tired of looking at her crazy ass evertime i go on any celeb website. Where is Zanessa? Can we have one of those post? pleast just jared!

she loos beautiful!

cocainehead @ 10/17/2007 at 1:48 am

Yup straw for her “coke”. Sniff, sniff.

Maybe the “former” pop princess fits her bill.

she is still POP PRINCESS…. wait until there’s someone who comes up with the SAME IMPACT…. WORLDWIDE…. and dont even mention rihanna… yes, umbrella went number one… but that’s it…

YIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????????????????????

can we say GAin 40 pounds in the last day or so?????????

YIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????????????????????

can we say GAin 40 pounds in the last day or so?????????

YIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????????????????????

can we say GAin 40 pounds in the last day or so?????????

Is this girl allergic to looking good???? Seriously why is she always going out looking terrible. Her hair looks disgusting. Uggh I’m so fed up with this trainwreck.

PEOPLE HERE ARE SO OBSESSED WITH HER WEIGHT… SHE’S NOT FAT… SHE ISNT WEARING MAKE-UP…SHE’S NOT WORKING… SHE’S JUST BUYING COFFEE… GUESS SHE’S NOT THAT PRETTY… BUT WHY CRUCIFY HER FOR NOT LOOKING GOOD…????

she looks great!

irish garcia @ 10/17/2007 at 2:32 am

she’s getting crazier by the minute!

I’m not even a Britney basher, but I won’t to know how, I want to know why she makes every piece of clothing, no matter how expensive, look like trash. I wear my JCrew/Gap clothing by far more tastefully than she does. I only wish I had access to her resources. And someone should tell her that weaves don’t have to look bad. Beyonce wears them, average income black people wear them and so does everyone else in Hollywood at some point in time and it doesn’t look like an animal has just created a nest on the top of their heads.
I’m just so sad for the embarrassing state she’s in right now. I hope she can straighten up.

THE REASON WHY HER WEAVES LOOK WEIRD IS BECAUSE SHE DOESNT HAVE THAT MUCH HAIR… HEAD SHAVING, REMEMBER?

Pretty? NO!!! Not even close!! She is such an attention w**re!! Send you’re F**KING assistant to get your coffee!! She can’t stand not to be seen and photographed, and she’s such a loser that she doesn’t even bother to take a shower by the looks of her! Two words for ya Brit..SHOWER & PROACTIVE!

what a generous girl!!!!!

stopppppp posting pics of her she’s a stupid crazy *****

I think the only reason she looks terrible it is because she is too fat.

At least she´s got her nails done. Much better than before.

NO, Homegirl can’t stay at home! WHY should she stop living her life, Just because some Haters say so?

BABE, LIVE YOUR LIVE, BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN LIVE IT FOR YOU!

She looks nice in this tank top & Jeans!

You would think that people see that she is looking better, and YOu would think people wasn’t the haters that they are, so their low_lives having asses always have to say something off the wall!

Well, Keep hating, Because she is the one that is cashing her checks, while you are working hard, andkissing ass to get to where she is at! The sad thing I bet you that most of these people are 30 and UP! SUCK HATERS! She is only 25 1/2!

don't hate me cause you ain't @ 10/17/2007 at 7:39 am

DASTICKUPKID - Are you freaking blind?

You are like the only person who thinks she looks nice?!!

Oh.. I’m 24.. I’m younger then Sh!tney.. So just proves how much you know you fcukin idiot!! lol

god she is seems like a *****!!!whyyyyy???

god she is seems like a *****!!!whyyyyy???

Her arms looks huge!! She`s a rich woman!! She can do better than that!!

Chicacherrycola, I also noticed her weight on the police report… I checked Lindsay’s and she is almost the exact same height and weight… although Lindsay is not a small girl, Brit looks alot more dumpy then her… what you think?

What a mess!

Geez, she’s not fat at all, would everyone be satisfied if she was stick thin and anorexic looking? Would that make everyone happy?

I miss the old Britney that use to care about her appearance.

Francophile @ 10/17/2007 at 9:43 am

48 Kaia : 10/17/2007 at 9:21 am
Geez, she’s not fat at all, would everyone be satisfied if she was stick thin and anorexic looking? Would that make everyone happy?

—————–

Why going overboard ? Just because people think that she is fat doesn’t mean she has to go anorexic ? there is an in between that is healthy slim.

Slim, healthy, tone and leanly curvy are an option and does actually exist : Halle, Amerie, Kylie Minogue, Heidi Klum, Elle Mac Pherson, Cindy Crawford are all of the above. Naomie Campbell never strike me as an anorexic but as an healthy leanly athletically built…never anorexic but slim, tone and healthy.

Re: #41 Dastickupkid…

She should stay home because she causes a complete pap frenzy when she goes out, and she knows it. Everyone else is out trying to go to work or run errands and live a normal life, then she gets in the way with her whory paps following her.

And she looks like absolute s**t!!! I for one DO NOT want to see her nasty bra strap, her fat gut, her but crack and/or cooch, her nasty scabby head from her hair extentions, and her gross zitty face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has made a fortune for the way she LOOKS…not “sings”!!

I agree with “don’t hate me cause you ain’t me”…I am also 24 and you ARE A FU**ING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Brit should lay off the whipped cream and crap. She has got to look in a mirror every now and then. Disgusting!

Get a coffee maker and have your assistant make it for you at HOME!!!!

you all care too much…!!!…

Does she not realise that each of those Starbucks venti fraps has at least 500 calories with about 150 of that as
fat calories??? Even if she’s buying the lite, it’s still packing a heck of a lot of calories and fat for a BEVERAGE.

Brit, just drink water. It’s better for you and might actually clear up your skin too…

PLEASE TAKE THIS GIRL AND GET RID OF HER! She needs to stop breathing really…the only ones who like her now are the papparazi and thats because they stand to make a buck or two off the pics..AMERICA HATES YOU BRITNEY…GO BACK TO WHERE EVER IT WAS TO CRAWLED FROM.

You know if everyone would stop covering her every antic and stop buying the pictures, the paps would go away and then maybe she would too! I am so tired of these self-indulgent hollywood has beens that will do anything to hold on to their moment of fame. They are all parasites who do nothing to contribute to the world. They don’t appear to give money to any causes, donate their time, their name etc. If they do something it is for the publicity rather than the cause. And now Blohan is back. God save us from this slew of mediocrity.

Who would take a drinking straw from Britney’s dirty hands? She doesn’t comb her hair, bet she scratches it all the time, she doesn’t wear underwear, bet she scratches herself all the time, she sits in the same dirty car everyday with her dried on vajayjay fluids all over the seat spreading the same bacteria around. Her jeans, where her hands constantly rest, look absolutely filthy and you can bet she picks her nose and ears. Bet the guy took the straw and dropped it in the trash. sigh.

shes not THAT fat. her arms look chubby… but she still looks inshape. this outfit looks better than what she normally wears ( sloppy stained ill fitting japanese school girl clothes and hippie clothes ). her hair is a greasy tangled mess as usual, and she should stop drinking so many frapuccinos if she is worried about look like a fat pig.
but she is allowed to go out and get starbucks if she wants, even if it does mean random no name people get mad because paps take her picture and these random people will see her picture. it is a free country and you can go get startbucks if you want.

and mindy, all of america doesn’t hate her. i hate people that get on websites and tell her to go away more than i hate her. i’d rather you say ‘i wish she would go away’ than act like you are talking to her.

She doesn’t look that bad..at least there are no overexposed areas being shown! I don’t think she looks fat at all..125 lbs?..I’m 131 lbs and 5′4″ and she looks bigger than I am! Maybe she’s trying to get rid of the paps by just giving them Starbucks and gas station shots? There doesn’t seem to be the usual number of paps following her around, maybe their getting bored of her too? She did have to go to a salon to get her nails done, and I never saw those pics, so maybe she’s trying to bore the paps to death with these stupid coffee and gas runs and then ditching them to do other stuff? Maybe she’s that smart…

42 & lynn

OK. 42! just because you are 24, doesn’t mean that you actually look 24! And besides why are you hating? are you hating because she is 25, and have more $$$$ than you, and your parents combined? Yeah, I think so! NO, I am not blind! She looks good here!

Lynn
She doesn’t have to give up her life, because some dipsh*ts like you think that she should hide under her bed! Why, don’t you get to the important status, and then talk! OK!

K_fed sucks
shar look like a TRUCK,

and Britney, has the BUCKS!

PEACE AND LOVE @ 10/17/2007 at 12:12 pm

GOD BLESS…..
GOD PROTECTS YOU……
GOD ILLUMINATES YOU……….
GOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU…………
AND MUCH WISDOM…..…
GOD BE WITH YOU……………..
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE………………….

Britney isn’t fat, she’s just heavier than she once was, back in her heyday. But she’s older now and she’s had two kids. I think people need to give her a break.

can you please not post pics of her anymore! im sick of looking at this trainwreck

Agora que ela estava começando a emagrecer esta se empanturrando de besteiras e guloseimas,fala sério.

shoes4life @ 10/17/2007 at 9:05 pm

With all the money she waste on nothing she can afford to have Starbucks come in and install a coffee bar like Tommy Lee did. He did it because he loves their coffee and got tired of running up and down the streets to get.

shoes4life @ 10/17/2007 at 9:09 pm

Britney shaving her head is no excuse for her hair to look the way it do. People with shorter hair have worn gorgeous extentions (and you couldn’t tell it was weave) and Britney definitely can afford to have her crop look better than it do right now. I beginning to believe she likes looking a hot ass mess because it is what keeps people talking about her, she knows what she is doing, she is not as crazy as she wants us to believe.

Good lord what a mess…Anyone who says she looks good needs to have their eyes examined.

lol, she’s such a nerd. i love her

to put it in his ****ing ass you fools!!!!!!!!
you really suck, that the easiest question i’ve ever seen!!!!!!

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