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Celebrity Guess Who — Kiddie Edition!

Celebrity Guess Who — Kiddie Edition!

Who do these cute celebrity kids belong to?

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Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin!

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin!

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin!

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin!

Chris and Gwyn’s children, Apple, 3, and Moses, 19 months, got for a walk on a chilly London afternoon on Wednesday.

Apple got a piggy back ride from the family nanny. You can see her cute bedroom at the family’s Hamptons home here.

Moses got a shoulder ride from an older unidentified male. A grandfather, perhaps?

Ms. Paltrow is currently on a foodie road trip in Spain with chef Mario Batali and New York Times food columnist Mark Bittman.

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Sorry gys…but that Apple…probably one of the ugliest babies ive ever seen. and I work in a NURSERY!!!

Apple is a cutie like her mom and moses is adorable. Where is chris Martin? Is Cold Play doing concert?

wow i cant believe apples already 3! how time flies! she definitely looks just like chris.

Guys Apple IS only 3. She is not going to have perfect teeth. Not everyone is born a top model. You guys are just jealous because they are probably cuter than you were when you were a baby.

Apple looks just like Gwyneth!

that apple is a martin mini-me

Paltrow’s son is already 19 months? Seriously?! I thought he was born just a while ago. He’s grown so much already. Man, time flies. Really. Paltrow’s kids are cute kids. But honestly, I can’t say cute to you-know-who’s young daughter (I don’t wanna pinpoint that crazy man’s name). I mean, all kids are cute because they’re small kids, but, face-wise, I always wonder why people call her cute. Okay, okay, she’s cute, but it’s because she’s a small child. I have nothing against her though, but she always reminds me of the eerie Victorian porclain doll in a bad way. But hey, kids’ faces change all the time. After the kid reaches into 20s, that’s when you can tell whether that guy or a girl looks “nice” or not.

Sebastian @ 10/17/2007 at 8:40 pm

Apple looks like Chris…look at her mouth,she will probably change when she grows up.

Apple is a mini Gwyneth.
so cute.

Apple looks just like mommy. Poor thing.

I can’t get over that little girls teef.. You can tell she has British ancestry. Pretty face but the mouth gotz to go!

Wowsers, Apple has really long hair for a 3 yr old.

Apple looks like she has a lazy left eye, I wonder why they are not doing anything about it. I think she looks like her mom nothing like Chris. I think these kids look like the mailman.
Apple always have crazy expression on her face. I guess the nanny will be raising her kids.
I heard someone say Paltrow and Martin broke up.
I think Paltrow is trying to change her image by pimping out her kids because she has a movie coming out.

Erm Julianne - theres no such thing as a ‘British accent’…

Awwww, Apple is beautiful! She looks like she has a beautiful demeanour as well. Both children are precious.

Thank you JJ!! Those kids are too cute for words. I love the gap between Apple’s teeth, it gives her character.

Good one, Jared. Would have never guessed Paltrow. The kids seem to take after Chris.

webmaster @ 10/19/2007 at 9:52 pm

Guys, go easy with the negative comments… they are only children, so be nice!

…Apple is cute, and Moses likes Batman, so has to be cool too. lol

Moses looks like Daddy! sooo cute … and Apple is looking cuter and cuter everyday! great update , kiddies are so cute…hopefully they look as good as their celebrity parents when they are older. Sometimes, cuteness turns into ugliness as in Rumer Willis’ case, poor woman!

Some of you are absolutely disgusting. She is three years old for god’s sake! Nobody has perfect teeth when they are three? And calling kids ugly is just such a big, cool thing to do. I wonder what you all looked like. F*****g bullies.

What’s wrong with you people saying apple isn’t cute anymore, you need to check your eyes. She IS cute, what isn’t cute about her?
and her brother is cute too:)

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