Changeling Miss Jolie

OT: The new People magazine cover:

http://www.people.com/people/magazine/0,,,00.html

The people magazine is so sad I don’t belive they not adding brad pitt I thought peopel magazine are fair they all fake….or do you have to be in love with waiters to be in love OMG

178 tino tonatini

I think the People mag story is about two hardcore bachelors who have fallen hard.

LMFAO this is to funny and I love it. I am enjoying how people are bashing that ******* Trump for attacking Angie

http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/10/buttugly_trump_claims_to_be_authority_on_beauty.php

Butt-Ugly Trump Claims To Be Authority On Beauty
Angelina Jolie, Donald Trump, Gossip

Butt-Ugly Trump Claims To Be Authority On Beauty

How is it that a man with a face like impacted bowels can hold forth about beauty? That fiendish creature he’s married to also seems to think she’s beautiful but she could peel the paint off a wall with that scowl. Just because you own it doesn’t mean you get it.

Donald Trump has decided to lecture the masses on what beauty is. Donald’s concept of beauty comes from the glossy brochure of his favorite plastic surgeon. All of his wives have been beautiful in that Stepford kind of way, as is his daughter, Ivanka. But they’re about as sexy and exciting as slow-cooked oatmeal.

The Donald made his bi-weekly soundbite this week by trashing Angelina Jolie, saying that while she’s attractive, she’s not beautiful. Uh, OK. That’s like calling a Ferrari a two-seater. Furthering the car analogy, while Angelina has like 500 horsepower idling under the hood, just rarin’ to rip, his wife, Melania, is a 240-hp sedan and Ivanka would be in the moped range.

Mr. Trump went on to validate his statement by reminding us, his dimwitted public, that he does own both Miss America and Miss Universe franchises. Because we’re not as dumb as we look, we do recall quite clearly that Trump was able to pick up both entities for a song because no one else wanted them. The pageant business has become dated and grossly unappealing to the majority of American viewers. The only real publicity these contests have gotten in recent years has been negative - Tara Conner being sent to rehab, for example.

Trump should zip his lip, tuck in his twenty-pound comb-over and take Mrs. Grinch back up to their ivory tower, where they belong.

178 tino tonatini : 10/19/2007 at 12:12 am
The people magazine is so sad I don’t belive they not adding brad pitt I thought peopel magazine are fair they all fake….or do you have to be in love with waiters to be in love OMG
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Brad was off the market 3 years ago when he and Angie got together. But GC and MM seemed to be off the market just lately. To me, GC and MM are handsome but never have that sexy appeal like Brad has.

169 TO 123 besane : 10/18/2007 at 11:43 pm

Jennifer looks the same as she has for the last decade with a couple of wrinkles and operations included. The problem is she has not grown as a person. Looks can only get you so far. Ask Vince Vaughn…he got bored really fast.

169 TO 123 besane : 10/18/2007 at 11:43 pm
Don’t worry about poor jilted Jen, because anyone that’s not blind will tell you Jen looks fantastic. You look at her and you think : healthy, good hygiene, simple, natural, nice body, real boobs,put together, the package

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Yes, the PACKAGE, the fake package that Miss Pity works SO hard to maintain, in fact that is her full-time job LOL! She should be really given a prize for that extreme hard work. But the fakeness is still fakeness. Just imagine waking up next to a BROWN eyed woman every morning, who magically becomes blue eyed at breakfast table. That should have told Brad something what a FRAUD he was married to, and as she deceives the public day in and day out, he got the clue she deceived him for all those years on starting a family and kept lying about it. But hey, thanks to the divorce she is still getting jobs. I sure hope Miss Pity is sending thanks notes to Brad and Angie.

165 guli : 10/18/2007 at 11:31 pm
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Gee, I must be that “IT”. I do believe CLINIQUA and dragonfly are assets to this thread.

Contrary to what you think, I’m NOT a troll.

There are many good people posting here. That’s why I love coming in to read !!!

169 TO 123 besane : 10/18/2007 at 11:43 pm
Don’t worry about poor jilted Jen, because anyone that’s not blind will tell you Jen looks fantastic. You look at her and you think : healthy, good hygiene, simple, natural, nice body, real boobs,put together, the package.
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It’s a package no man seems to want for more than a month, so there must be something wrong with it to make it go stale so quickly. Maybe she needs Right Guard down there?

160 Passing Through : 10/18/2007 at 11:05 pm

Damn, I didn’t know Eastwood was that old. And still working? Good for him!

Folks live a lot longer now and stay a lot healthier than they used to. My neighbor down the hall is 92 and she only started walking with a cane this year.

“Brad is much more man than ANY MAN I’ve ever met” — Angelina Jolie 2007
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I believe ANY MAN also includes JLM.

# 182 ALEXANDRINA THANK YOU SO MUCH. I CLICKED ON the BOSH AND OHHH, HOW I ENJOYED READING THE ARTICLE. I FELT SATISFIED.. VERY FUNNY AND VERY TRUE. I LOVE IT!!!

Angie on Brad
Back on the airstrip in the desert a week earlier, I catch a glimpse of this gentler, more loving side of Jolie. Just after she has safely landed her plane and is told that Pitt is on his way, there is a palpable shift in mood. Everyone is all atwitter: Brad is coming . . . Brad is coming. We are standing around, several hundred yards from the runway, when a craft comes into view. As Pitt lands their other plane, an eight-seat Cessna Caravan—the family minivan to Jolie’s sports car—we are all asked to stay put as Jolie, still in her white linen suit and heels, begins a long, dramatic walk alone to meet Pitt at his plane. As she gets closer, the propeller kicks up dust and she waves to him in the cockpit with one hand while holding her hair with the other. Suddenly, the door opens, stairs are lowered, and Pitt scurries down and nearly scoops her up. He hugs her tight and then reaches down and grabs her ass. As they walk back toward the group, talking and laughing the whole way, Jolie has wrapped an arm around Pitt’s torso, and she has her head on his chest, almost nestled into his armpit. It is the first time I notice how small and delicate she actually is. And then, as they get closer, I notice something else: Jolie has her other arm wrapped around him, too. She is holding on with both hands.

“The Bold and the Beautiful,” photographed by Annie Leibovitz, has been edited for Style.com; the complete story appears in the January 2007 issue of Vogue.