Little Red Riding Suri

Hate to keep harping on it, but cjean was right. Having a bottle stuck to her face all the time pools milk into the mouth and Suri will have her teeth fall out before they’re ready to.

That said,I like her red coat. Very pretty and must have cost a fortune. In 18 or so years she will be another Paris Hilton. What’s important? Clothes~!!!!!!! Well, my daddy is rich what else do I do with my time?

This kid needs to get her 3 yr old snozz fix pronto. I See she is still drinking grass &sugar water. How brain dead is Katie to keep this charade up. Tom looks like the creep cult king/queen he is.YUCK!

No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom Cruise being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time boyfriend in Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines. This is an accusation that Cruise and more importantly Cruise’s many attorneys vehemently deny.

There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his sexuality . Rumor mongers attribute this to the fact that Cruise goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that everyone around him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with enormous penalties for indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8-page confidentiality contract Cruise’s housekeeper was forced to sign).

Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently attempted to counter them with a series of high-profile heteronormative relationships.

First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In each instance, the “relationship” is actually a contract that gives the women a boost to their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle.

Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago,
Marisol, the wife of Matchbox Twenty’s Rob Thomas (who has had to contend with his own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed with Tom Cruise causing Cruise’s people to shift into high gear.

First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second, Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend. Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up with Jessica Alba (#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for various reasons. Originally targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected as “undesirable” was rumor queen Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the list was Katie Holmes, but that was the one with whom they were able to strike a deal.

Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to the right places, and we’ve had celebrity relationship on steroids ever since.

One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains Tom’s behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode on Oprah. Cruise simply didn’t have time for the Holmes rumors to circulate at its normal speed and he couldn’t allow it to be second page news while the tabloids focused on other high profile celebs. No, this relationship had to immediately become the “it” topic.

78 tom not the dad : 10/21/2007 at 10:53 am
This kid needs to get her 3 yr old snozz fix pronto. I See she is still drinking grass &sugar water. How brain dead is Katie to keep this charade up. Tom looks like the creep cult king/queen he is.YUCK!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITA 78 and 80, he aint the dad -he’s ‘STERILE’.
Katie doesn’t even sleep in the same bedroom as Tommy, they have seperate rooms, So true an arrange marriage, he’s so not the father. Suir is older with a huge nose.
Katie is shopping her blues away.
He only gets involve with CATHOLIC WOMEN to defile the Catholic religion.

are u ok 80?? u sound like u r high on something. lol
tom and nicole were real. they were together for so many years, 9 years maybe, and tried to have kids(too bad, nicole had a miscarriage)

such beautiful heartwarming family photos to wake up to.
thanks Jared

That is a BEAUTIFUL little girl.
Her father is a flaming nutjob however.

Suri is the cutest of all the celeb kids.

This charade makes Brittany S. look good. She has 2 gorgeous boys & never paraded them around, posing them, staging them to make $$$. Why isn’t BCW investigating what is being done to Suri. Lovely girl (Not baby…toddler altho they don’t let her walk, when she walks then Mom & Dad would be out of the photo).

It is sickening. They have millions but they still need Suri for their self-esteem. What will poor Katie do when Suri is too big to carry. Then we will see 2 losers & hopefully Suri won’t have been too traumatized by this abuse. Maybe she will connect to her two siblings who seem really ok.

#92 - what do you mean Unfitney Spears never paraded her kids around for photo ops. Britney only does photo ops. She rarely goes anywhere without notify X17 that she will be there!

For those of you criticizing the use of a bottle, maybe Suri is using it more as a binkie or comfort blankie. As long as she isn’t constantly sucking on it, this is probably okay.

This family is engaged in a big PR campaign to repair their images. Suri is helping their cause. BTW, Katie looks like she considers herself royalty now. Money does funny things to people.

Of course Britney has everything staged but it is for HERSELF, sometimes her boys are with her, sleeping in the car, or she’s holding one of them, but the photo is of HER.
Not to excuse her, she has different issues, but no camera would be there for Katie, she’s an ordinary nothing, Cruise is ugly and obsolete. They stage their photos for Suri because that is their only & last claim to fame. Will she have in vitro with another manh’s sperm, I doubt it. But you never know, $$$ is powerful but also it brings misery. Can Katie keep up these lies? Look at her, all stressed out w/ that weird, crooked smerk on her face. She is really f’d up, sold her soul for $$$ but we all see through her.