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Keanu’s Steamy Kiss

Keanu’s Steamy Kiss

Keanu Reeves grabs lunch at French bistro Pastis with a female friend in NYC on Wednesday afternoon.

“The two were quite friendly with one another throughout lunch,” one spywitness claims. Keanu was event sweet enough to send her off with a goodbye kiss!

Keanu, 43, was also seen leaving the Mercer Kitchen after a late afternoon bite to eat on Monday (black t-shirt).

UPDATE: One JustJared.com reader says her name is Hallie Meyer-Shyer and she is 20-years-old. Her parents are writers/directors Nancy Meyers and Charles Shyer.

10+ pictures inside of Keanu and his new gal pal…

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102 Comments

# 1

oooh first lol!!

# 2
BAGBAGBAG @ 10/24/2007 at 7:02 pm

Her name is Hallie and she is 20! Thats all I know.

# 3

20? She is old enough to be his daughter! I am not saying that is wrong to be in a relationship like that, but she Probably don’t know what she wants out of life, at 20!

On the other hand! He is HOTTTTTT! I have one comment! Please Grow the beard right! PLEASE!

# 4

She looks like a KID. I’m not judging but umm what does a 43 year old want with a 20 year (practically a teenager)??

# 5

He is a cute sweet man

# 6

Keanu was hot in his 30s. now that he has gained weight.. he is not as hot anymore…

the girl’s cute, though

and dude, she is 20.. wtffff. that means I have a change! nah.. I’d pass…

# 7
BAGBAGBAG @ 10/24/2007 at 7:24 pm

GOT IT! Full Name Hallie Meyers-Shyer…shes on wireimage dont know who she is but she is 20!!

# 8
BAGBAGBAG @ 10/24/2007 at 7:26 pm

shes also on imdb. her mom is writer nancy myers..dad is someone too. nancy myers wrote somethings gotta give..keanu was in that oh snap!

# 9

are her jeans tight enough?

ok..if he were 53 and she 30, that wouldn’t be as bad. This just seems borderline perverted……

gabriella @ 10/24/2007 at 7:53 pm

some new updates jared plz

This girl is Hallie Meyers-Shyer. She’s one of those sexy but smart girls. I read about her in the Hollywood Reporter. She’s writing the new movie about Eloise and it already got picked up by a studio… She was in Teen Vogue last month, too. Anyone know her? She is ******* hot, too!

Good for Keanu. He should have some happiness in his life.

20 seems so young ! Im only 25 and it seems a lifetime ago.

Good for Kea.. he deserves some happiness. I mean seriously, how much tradgedy can a guy take? best friend..dead. child..stillborn. Mother of his child..dead. sister and best friend in the world..dying. If he wants to date Hayden Panettiere or Ellen Barken..either way I wouldn’t blink.. as long as they made each other happy.

Passing Through @ 10/24/2007 at 8:24 pm

She’s 20? Damn…don’t grown men ever want to date grown women? Has Keanu been to the Jerry Seinfeld School Of How to Pick Up GIRLS Just Out Of Puberty? He could at least find someone who’s old enough to remember when gas was less than 2 bucks.

ihavenolife @ 10/24/2007 at 8:38 pm

looks innocent to me. just a kiss on the cheek.

gabriella @ 10/24/2007 at 8:55 pm

this has been at the top of the page for 2 hours JJ
WE NEED UPDATES

STEAMY kiss looks different, IMO. Looks more like a young girl’s crush to me. And anyway, why would people assume he’s dating someone until he’s seen with someone repeatedly?

NOOO….keaunu is a hot man

Men who cant handle mature women and have control issues are usually attracted to women who are yet to come into themselves and whose preferences are not yet stron g enough to create tension in a relationship….just a suggestion…

16 good4Kea : 10/24/2007 at 8:19 pm
Good for Kea.. he deserves some happiness. I mean seriously, how much tradgedy can a guy take? best friend..dead. child..stillborn. Mother of his child..dead. sister and best friend in the world..dying. If he wants to date Hayden Panettiere or Ellen Barken..either way I wouldn’t blink.. as long as they made each other happy.

What’s Keanu’s story? Please share.

His sister Kim is his best friend and she has had leukemia for over 10 years.

His close friend River Phoneix died of an overdose on Halloween.

Also December 1999, Reeves’ girlfriend, Jennifer Syme, gave birth to a stillborn daughter who was named Ava Archer Syme-Reeves. In April 2001, Syme was killed in a car accident. She was buried next to their daughter in the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery in Los Angeles, California. Reeves was a pallbearer at Syme’s funeral.

25 Juno : 10/24/2007 at 9:21 pm

Thank you. My goodness, he has had such a tragic life… Wish him the best.

Wow God bless him , so sorry

And he is unbelievably generous. After the Matrix films wrapped up, he bought every single special effects person a Harley Davidson each…that was about 60 Harleys!

this is a steamy kiss??????
define steamy

maybe he shoudl join the bruce lee fmaily and compare tragic stories…

and he had a terrible childhood too. father was never around and mother married many times.

He is a very kind soul. I wish him all the happiness. He is just 43, why can’t he has a 20?

30 Miapocca : 10/24/2007 at 10:03 pm

maybe he shoudl join the bruce lee fmaily and compare tragic stories…
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are you cruel or retarded?

She looked like Katharine Isabelle to me.

28 anja

Yeah, I heard that too. When he finished filming the Matrix in Australia he gave all the stuntmen Harleys each.
AND when the Matrix sequels were complete he gave $100million to the costume and special effects people. He considers them to be the unsung heroes of the Matrix films. He said he doesn’t need the money and that he has enough and that he could live off what he has already for the next 2 centuries.
He has also given millions to cancer research.
God bless him

If a guy is happy with a woman (girl) 23 years younger than him then that tells you a lot about his own emotional maturity. What in the world would they have in common? Besides the obvious, but sexual attraction by itself is shallow and does not last.

You people are hilarious - why WOULDN’T 43 year old man want a 20 year old woman? He’s not dead. If he can get them that young more power to him! What about 46 year old George Clooney and 28 year old Sarah Larson? Nobody intends on buying a white picket fence here - they are having FUN. period. What’s the big deal?

36 Jade : 10/24/2007 at 10:31 pm

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exactly. and Keanu is as hot as in his 20’s

I think Reeves should date whoever he feels like dating. Who are you guys to judge anyone?

celery gloss @ 10/24/2007 at 11:16 pm

i wish him lots of happiness. i just love him and think he’s a kind soul with many tragedies in his life.
she’s very pretty. one of the posters above says she’s really smart. i hope so since i don’t think there’s many things in common between 43 and 20 years of age. as long as they are both happy, then the best to them!!!

the kiss looks kinda innocent. and she is pretty in an accessible way.

best of luck to keanu!

to miapocca @ 10/25/2007 at 12:08 am

30 Miapocca : 10/24/2007 at 10:03 pm
maybe he shoudl join the bruce lee fmaily and compare tragic stories…

was that supposed to be funny.what a callous thing to say.thinknext time.

a kiss on the cheek is steamy ??? looks like a kiss male friends give to female friends..I seriously doubt they are dating

Guys like Leo, who are so shallow they’ll only date very young armcandy models, show their lack of emotional maturity.

Middle aged men, on the other hand, if they’re dating someone just out of their teens, are icky… practically pedophiles. What do they have in common with someone so young? well… obviously not good conversation between equals.

However… that’s not a steamy kiss between Keanu and the girl … thats just a little peck on the cheek as one might give a friend , not a sweetheart. So I’m thinking there’s no smoke, no fire.

Thank you Jared for a little Keanu!!!!!!! I am sick to death of Lindsay, Britney, Posh and Paris.

Hey Keanu, I’m 20 and I love ya!

Oh please. James Marsters is 45 and his girlfriend is 21. She was 17 when he met her. His ex girlfriend was 15.. It’s Hollywood, darling. There are a lot of celebrities who have a young girlfriend. > Perv’ :-D

so does this means neo broke up with diane keaton?

cheak kiss…nothing more

KeanuLOVE @ 10/25/2007 at 6:01 am

Looks like a peck on the cheek to me. Making mountains out of molehills…

Look at their arms people, jeez - this is a sweet, innocent good-bye kiss.

I think Keanu is great and I don’t have hang-ups about age, so good for him if they are dating. It is funny however that you people flip out over a 5 year age difference between Reese and Jake, like she’s sooo much older than he is. Nice double standard working there.

she is blah,keanu has no taste for woman.

I’m sure they have a lot in common.

For instance, he and her dad are probably the same age.

See?

NANANNAN

ahh, the sheer stupidity of one who knows all is is ready to judge from asimple statement…when did retarded resurface as an insult on teh so politically correct scene…stick to your effing comments and opinions and leave other out of your nonsense

Some of the tragedies in thei lifetime makes Keanus seem like a heaven..so you shoudl also try not to judge others from a single statement….Afterall you are all here to offer an opinion on a gossip site so who the **** are you to berate other bloggers…

So the guy has had tragedy in his life, does that mean people cannot offer an opinion either negative or positive about pictures…we are all speculating, keep that in mind…

Keanu didnt ask you to feel sorry for him or give him a clear pass in life becaus he has suffered, that akin to saying all african american deserve to commit crimes because of slavery

Get over your ******* selves and I throw the challenge back to you to THINK like a adult who can appreciate that all folks have opinion and they WILL differ wether you like it or not..now save your stupid rants for your pathric familie who have to put up with your domineering arses…

20? she looks OLD. old and rough

Passing Through @ 10/25/2007 at 11:20 am

36 Jade : 10/24/2007 at 10:31 pm
You people are hilarious - why WOULDN’T 43 year old man want a 20 year old woman? He’s not dead. If he can get them that young more power to him! What about 46 year old George Clooney and 28 year old Sarah Larson? Nobody intends on buying a white picket fence here - they are having FUN. period. What’s the big deal?

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The big deal is that these are GROWN ASS MEN! Don’t even get me started on Porgie and his paid escorts. The man has is a mysongynistic jerk.

As for Keanu…I know he’s had some hard times, but dating women 23 years younger isn’t going to solve them. Nor will it resolve his own issues of sexual orientation. Keanu is bisexual and it’s well documented. River Phoenix was more than just his “good friend”. If Keanu has never had his head shrunk he needs to consider it. He’s not going to be happy until he resolves his internal conflicts.

Passing Through @ 10/25/2007 at 11:28 am

45 kara : 10/25/2007 at 3:27 am
Oh please. James Marsters is 45 and his girlfriend is 21. She was 17 when he met her. His ex girlfriend was 15.. It’s Hollywood, darling. There are a lot of celebrities who have a young girlfriend. > Perv’

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Hey, lay off my Spike, dammit! LOL! I love James Marsters, but he does like ‘em young. It’s very icky…but he was so damned hot as Spike I overlooked his little problem! BTW - his ex-gf was NOT 15. She was 15 when he met her. Unlike Seinfeld he had the decency to wait until she was 18 to date her! He didn’t take her to her Jr. Prom like Seinfeld did with that 16 year-old he dated.

I know lots of guys like them young - Rod Stewart was what, 48, when he started dating 19 year-old Rachel Hunter? You see how that ended up. She broke his heart when she dumped him because she pretty much said she had no idea of who she was at 19 or what she would want in the future and she simply grew out of love with the man. Rod has said flat out that her dumping him just about killed him.

But hey, if these guys want to keep chasing their youth they’re eventually going to get their hearts broken and their pockets picked. Right, Sir Paul?

FUJUSTJARED @ 10/25/2007 at 11:37 am

cool,shes pretty.

56 Passing Through : 10/25/2007 at 11:20 am
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What a jerk! why is dating a younger woman has any thing to do with his supposed ‘issues’? Can he just simply like a woman and having fun?

Are you an insider? otherwise, how the hell you know the true nature of their friendship? or you just simply have too much imagination? It’s a libel if no concrete evidence.

I remember her when she was the little flower girl in the Steve Martin “Father of the Bride” movie (written and directed by her parents) and she dances at the wedding with that Culkin kid who played the little brother. She was such a little girl then (and it wasn’t all that long ago.) Guess she’s all grown up now!

We all have issues.Remember these are just opinions, good ones and bad ones alike may not be true…enjoy the comments, laugh a little at the funny and ridiculous one and move one..these folks have publicist being paid to defend them, they dont need you to harrass other bloggers…

Apparently they are just friends. He is kissing her cheek for goodness sake. He can’t go anywhere with anyone without everyone speculating it’s romantic. Does this look romantic? No. Get a grip!

For #57. HI. I was talking about an EX girlfriend who was 15 years old ! Stephanie, during a convention, last some months - she looks older though. He said during a convention that he didn’t know. All his girlfriends were 17/18 years old and he is just a pervert in my opinion ^^ hope he doesn’t touch his children. Read the lyrics of his song ‘DANGEROUS’ he has a problem with little girls.

i can assure you his family have the right woman for him.
not good de dumpi is still hypnotising him.bulloch must be mad as that’s her job.

I’m scratching my head. Is he in NYC or Califoria. Or did he leave CA when the fires began. Wonder where at in NYC?

Don’t look that steamy to me. Just looks friendly and he knows her mom. Maybe he’s just looking for a little company; afterall, he’s pretty much a loner and maybe he’s getting tired of it, you know?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why did he leave me for her!??!?!? WHY, KEANU?!??! She’s toooooooo young for you!!! You’re practically her father!!!! You need to date someone old like me!!!!!!

wow … successes, he is exceptional

I can’t see they would have much in common, maturity wise, experience wise, conversation wise. And it looks like he flew to NY just to meet up with her. Sometimes famous people like to date gorgeous girls just to look good in the media. He’s aware of those cameras lol. But I think it’s creepy. Maybe because he’s never had children he doesn’t feel like an adult….so he sees no problem with going out with a child. Maybe she just likes him for the fame factor. He should beware that too.

man, what’s really creepy is reading some of these comments. You people out in cyber space who look at a picture, cast judgment based on nothing more than perhaps your own life experiences, then log on and type away your verdict. Seriously people…eeeeeeeeeewww.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why did he leave me for her!??!?!? WHY, KEANU?!??! She’s toooooooo young for you!!! You’re practically her father!!!! You need to date someone old like me!!!!!!

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Erm, I actually feel your pain, like literally (I’m a psychic and am picking it up). Well if that is the case, maybe he is too shallow and you’re better off finding someone who will cherish you, *really* cherish you and never dump you. I really wish you the best.

She is 20????,,I think she looks like 25 to me

Omigod. I used to work for her parents at Disney. Too weird! She grew up in a VERY priveleged world.

Aaaaaale…No toto?………Asi ma klame zrak!…Ved v piatok sme sa zosobasili Keanko!…Ty mas strasne vypadky pamate!…Spejes pomaly ale iste - k filmu “Memento”!…Nielenze si nepamatas svoj minuly zivot - ale nepamatas si - ani co bolo pred 5-6 dnami!…Co bolo?…Pokazil sa mi pocitac a teraz mam novy!…A pamatas si Keanko - ze “Matrix nas ma?”…Nepamatas?…Ani na cervenu kapsulu sa nepamatas?……John Kusatko - ta bude musiet aspon trochu zbit…aby sa ti vratila pamat!…John je hrozny bitkar!…Minule som ho videla - ako predavaca v hudobninach - ako po ludoch hadzal televizory!…Rovno na hlavu!…A mozno - prave - to - pomohlo!…A aky bol let z Ciny?….Nebolo ti Keanko zima?…Lebo si vraj lezal - na kridle - lietadla!…V minus 50 stupnov!…Si otuzily…Ako si sa udrzal na tom kridle?…A preco si nesiel dovnutra - do teplucka?

Ked ti zlyhava pamat…Keanko …treba si vsetko odfotit!…A pisat si k tomu poznamky!…Napriklad - odfotit pocitac - s touto strankou a napisat si pod nu:”Tieto spravy v pocitaci - mi pise - Trinity - pod krycim menom - Erika.”…Alebo - odfot sa s muuuuuuuaduckou cicinkou a napis si pod fotku:”Netrap sa Keano - obcas ti sibe…Keano - to som ja - na tej fotke…Mam sa ist pozriet do zrkadla…O 20 rokou mladsia zena - mi nezaruci vecny zivot…Trinity - ano…Lebo ma dovedie k Morfeovi a ten mi da cervenu kapsulu pravdy o Matrixe…”

Boycott all corporations November 2, 2007. Don’t spend a penny on that day for any reason. Don’t even think about it. Free yourself. Save yourself. Save our nation.

Foto c.1:…Keanko….Na koho si to zase natrafil?…Hallie stoji pred klavirom - ktory je pod ciernou plachtou…Povedz jej prosim ta - ze sa musi otocit ku klavesom…S tym prstikom do vzduchu - asi nevyludi ziadny ton…Jedine - zeby bola taka macherka - ako ja - Erika…V svojich snoch dokazem take veci - jak hrom!….Ale realita - je obmedzena…Clovek musi hrat na klavir - ak chce nieco pocut….Do vzduchu sa da hrat prstikom - iba v Matrixe….

Co myslis - Keanko - na co mas tu siltovku?…Ta siltovka - je specialna!….Je - “Protibozkavacia”!!…Ale ako vidim - vynasiel si sa…Stacilo tak malo…………Dal si si ju dolu…Len aby galoty nesli tak lahko dolu…Keanko!….

Fotka c.6 - je paranormalna!…Vedel si o tom Keanu?…Paranormalne su v prvom rade - dvere - so 4 stvorcami…Potom si vsimnime - dalsiu paranormalitu - “geometriu tvojich noh”…Vytvaraju - “trojuholnik”….!…Akesi prevratene .”V”…Tvoj laket - je v pravom uhle - a vytvara - tiez “V”…Vies - kde sa este stretavame s pismenom - “V”???…Na obraze od Leonarda da Vinciho - “Posledna vecera”…”www.haltadefinizione.com”…”V” - je medzi Jeziskom a Mariou Magdalenou…Ich “ruky” - su “V”…”V” - je symbol kalichu - alias svateho gralu…Ale nikto na svete nevie to - co viem ja…Vecny zivot - netkvie v nejakej haraburde…zvanej “svaty gral”…Ani posielanie ludi do vecneho pekla - pri “Poslednom sude” - nie je to prave orechove…Lebo - Matrix ma aj Jeziska……Kto si mysli - ze Jezisko ma Matrix - tak je na omyle…Matrix - ma Jeziska…Vsetky nabozenstva spadaju pod modru kapsulu…Je dobre si vsimat - geometriu - cize - rec veci a matematiky…

Leonardo da Vinci - ta prikresli na obraz “Posledna vecera”!…Keanko!…Budes hrat Judasa…O.K.?…Lebo bozkavat sa vies najlepsie…Aj Sandra Bullock - o tebe tvrdi ze si vynikajuci bozkavac!…Lebo na obraze su iba 11 apostoli a Maria Magdalena s Jeziskom…Chyba tam Judas…Bozkavac!…Predstav si to na obraze…Keanko….Zlava prichadzas do miestnosti - v siltovke - a v ruke stiskas nakupno-predajnu zmluvu…Za to - ze pobozkas Jeziska - dostanes - 30 milionov dolarov!…To stoji za to!…Pristupujes k Jeziskovi - davas si dolu siltovku a sladkym bostekom pozdravis Jeziska…To je znamenie - pre mimozemstanov - aby ho uniesli…Cez oblok vzadu - vlezie ufon a vsetkych v miestnosti zhypnotizuje…Potom zoberie do naruce Jeziska a svetelny luc ich vcucne do lietajuceho taniera…Jezisko je fuc!…Krizovanie sa nekona…Ludia musia zapojit do svojej spasy rozum…

Konecne som spravne pochopila to gesto!…Keanko!…Konecne!…Hovorim teraz - o fotke c.8…keby si si myslel nahodou nieco ine…Hallie nam ukazuje - ze Keanu Reeves by sa radsej od hanby pod zem prepadol a chodil po kanaloch - akokeby sa mal priznat - ze je s Erikou zenaty!!!!!…Ale John Cusack - s tym problem nema!…Prave naopak!…John Cusack - je Erikin manzel c.2!!…Tak ako - “Speed 2″!!….Neveris?…Keanko?…Tu je dokaz:”www.topix.com/forum/who/john-cusack”…”Married-diskusia” - klik-88.coment…

Konecne som spravne pochopila to gesto!…Keanko!…Konecne!…Hovorim teraz - o fotke c.8…keby si si myslel nahodou nieco ine…Hallie nam ukazuje - ze Keanu Reeves by sa radsej od hanby pod zem prepadol a chodil po kanaloch - akokeby sa mal priznat - ze je s Erikou zenaty!!!!!…Ale John Cusack - s tym problem nema!…Prave naopak!…John Cusack - je Erikin manzel c.2!!…Tak ako - “Speed 2″!!….Neveris?…Keanko?…Tu je dokaz:”www.topix.com/forum/who/john-cusack”…”Married-diskusia” - klik-88.coment…

She has a Facebook page also. Wow, homegirl is hot.

Very Well @ 10/30/2007 at 6:24 am

Keanko…to peklo na “www.keanuweb.com”…to je ako co?…Symbol manzelstva?…Moze byt…Ale Constantine isiel dobrovolne do toho pekla!…A preco?…Mozno aj tam hladal pravdu…Hrdinovia sa nerodia hladkanim…zaujimave…Mam pre teba Keanko novinku!…Janko Cusack - uz trpi samomluvou!…Je na najlepsej ceste - poznat - sameho seba!…Cize - Nea - “skrytu Identitu” v sebe!…Diskutuje sam so sebou na :”www.topix.com/forum/who/john-cusack”…klik - “married”…coments…

Ahoj!…Keanko!…Musim ti oznamit - jednu dolezitu udalost!!!!….Vo vesmire - sa zrazili “4 OBROVSKE GALAXIE”!…Su vzdialene od nas - 5 miliard svetelnych rokov…To znamena - ze ta udalost je rovnako stara…Co to symbolizuje?…Napriklad - tie “4 STVORCE - NA DVERACH”…Ako “Reevesatko+Kusatko+Erika+Jezisko”…Aj John Kusatko si vsimol - DALSIU PARANORMALNU SUVISLOST V KOZME!!!!…MATICA-MATRIX!!!!!!…..Dnes pise o tom !….Mozes si pozriet jeho komentar - “www.topix.com/forum/who/john-cusack”….”married”….!!!!

Pochopit Matrix je velmi jednoduche …Keanko!….Take jednoduche - ako napriklad pobozkat peknu dievcinu…Treba si vsak uvedomit - ze pekna dievcina - je potencionalna “liahen!…A to Evolucia na svoj vyvoj potrebuje!…Spolu s potravinovym retazcom…-Je to prosta pravda!…..Potom si treba uvedomit dalsiu vec…Pred tym ako vznikla - organicka hmota - predsa vesmir existoval…Existoval!…Cize - “zil”…”Zil” - “existoval” aj bez - takzvanej “smrti”!… Programy vesmiru tvarovali planety a pripravovali ich na vznik organickej hmoty…So vznikom zivej hmoty vsak prisiel dalsi program - “Evolucia”…a s nou program - “smrt”…Cize - “boj”…Zvierata a rastliny sa navzajom biju pozieraju a ti chytrejsi a silnejsi postupuju do dalsieho vyvoja…Ja by som to nazvala radsej - “postupuju do dalsej “pakarne”…Sem-tam - zahata ich vyvoj vesmira katastrofa…ako napriklad u dinosaurov…Alebo napriklad - pri zrazke 4 obrovskych galaxii - dochadza urcite - ku katastrofam na planetach i Slnkach…I tam mozu zit zive bytosti podobne ludom…Taky je Matrix…Ludia by si mali tieto programy vsimnut…A este jedna mala otazocka:”Keanko - nie si schopny vnimat - ze si “otrokom”?…Staci si len uvedomit jednu vec!…Bez lasky vydrzime mesiac…Ale bez vody a jedla nie…Sme otroci potravinoveho retazca…To mne - osobne uplne staci - ako dokaz - ze som otrok…Minule pri zaspavani sa mi pred ocami zjavila takato scena:Vosla som do klietky s levom…Lev lezal a pozeral - cakal - co budem robit…Zaujimave bolo - ze som sa ho vobec nebala!…Skor som ho prisla provokovat…Prisla som k miske s jeho zradlom…Mal tam kus hovadziny…Zobrala som mu to a chcela som odist…Vtedy lev vstal a skocil na mna!…Zahryzol sa mi do krku!…Vobec ma to nebolelo…Len som si uvedomila - ze aj lev je otrok potravinoveho retazca a vlastne aj ja som otrok……Morfeus ma pravdu…Keanko…

LEAVE HIM ALONE

Takze ides natacat dalsi film…Keančo!…UFO - Ufončo!…Ty - Keančo ako spravny Ufon - ides zachranovat pozemstanov-otrokov na Zemi…A preco vlastne?…Aby este dlho zili a trapili sa vo vazeni casopriestoru a v okovach potravinoveho retazca?…Dufam - ze necakas za to metal…Ani s Oscarom nerataj…Za taketo smutne filmy - ako je “Zachranovanie pozemstanov pre buduce vazenie v casopriestore” - by si dostal od Morfea riadnu bitku!…Keančo!…Radsej keby si doniesol v tom lietajucom monstre - cervene kapsule!…A rozum - v podobe cukrika!…

Aby si nepovedal - ze si vymyslam…Keanko…Predstav si - ze aj prach a plyny vo vesmire - sa mozu sformovat do tvaru - “sroubovnice” DNA!…Silociary - magnetickeho pola - “nasaju” do seba ciastky hmoty a to podla presnej organizacie!…Ako je to u naozajstnej DNA…Aj v nasich bunkach - je “program…organizacia”…Ak toto - nie je Matrix…tak je to Xirtam…Ta “sroubovnica DNA” - utvar vo vesmire dlhy 80 svetelnych rokov…je vzdialena od stredu nasej galaxie a velkej ciernej diery 300 svetelnych rokov…Vsade kam sa pozries - je organizacia…program…V celom vesmire…v kazdej bunke…A s organizaciou - prichadzaju hranice..prikazy…zakony…rovnice…matematicke obmedzenia…atd…Riadia to - neviditelne programy…Zijeme v cudnom vesmire…a ten sa rozpina…Do coho….Do Matrixu…

Wassup bro. What’s the deal, man? That man is old enough to be that girl’s father. That’s nasty, man. Just plain nasty.

Keanko - je “Old Chatr Hand”?…V preklade - “Stara Chatrna Ruka”?…OMYL!!!…Ta ruka - vie totiz zastavovat Smithove naboje!…Keanko sa vola - “Old Katr Hand”…”Stara Katina Ruka”!…

Shes hot!!!!!! and keanu still that keanu in the matrix

Dakujem za kompliment!…Sam…To je to slovo z tej tabulky…vsak?…”Poznaj SAM seba…”…….Ja viem - ze “Old Katr Hand” - je HOT!…A “Stara Katarinina Ruka” bude este horucejsia!…Preco?…Lebo zohrievat ju bude v najblizsich rokoch - aj globalne oteplenie!…To az bude hot-horuca!…Uplne zerava!…

SAM…a keby si videl - aka je “Stara Katarinina Ruka” zerava - ked beha po klavesnici pocitaca!…A to je len zlomok - jej zeravych schopnosti!…

20 years old is way to young to date Keanu agreed, but she is 20 for gods sake, not a 14 year old brat, like it sounds like. She is legal, and she can be together with evryone she wants!

I think the best part about this whole thing is the fact that Nancy Meyers (the girl’s mom) directed “Something’s Gotta Give” which Keanu was in. “Something’s Gotta Give” was shooting in 2003..which made her 16 at the time he met her I’m sure. Guess he had to wait! =]

she is verry ugely and i hate her and her teriblee teets
but keanue look god hauewer :]
loveley greetzz gudi

terry jean rappleyea @ 10/18/2008 at 10:04 pm

i believe that age is not important unless she / he is older or younger than other in her/his deep good relationship because only way he / she is only just adult woman /man who can be true lover better than ages . no deal for any ages unless if he loves her and she loves him in a tenderful warm–hearted heart when they care each other a lot with a good sense the way they feel their sweet love so sweet nice . that is life. i have one man is younger than me at ages 25 or 26 when i am at 43 ages now . i know she is too young for keanu but i do not care about her ages . i feel the same way i feel love in my man who have me right now so i can think of both of two couples as she and keanu do the way we are then there is no difference for ages and how old they look like . what is about good sex they can feel want to ? it is a good sex and that is life in sex drive and nothing is wrong with them if they loves each other when they can have sex together unless they spend time together then it is good for them . will they get married ? i do not know yet. yes ? it is up to keanu reeves ’s deicision whatever he wants to .

hello how are you ?
i am farzaneh and you ?

So she was 20 and now he’s 44. BIG DEAL guys! I mean I know this was published like a year and half ago, but I just thought of it the other day.

Plus he can so pass for 34 or 35.

Keep on chasing us 20/21 year olds, Keanu!

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